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over a year ago

answer!

No 1 Is your mind where your body should be right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well not really I am on the loo thinking about you and your question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do bees actually have knees?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do bees actually have knees?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do bees actually have knees?

Well do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well not really I am on the loo thinking about you and your question "

Wash your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If smarties have the answer what was the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

During the space race how fast were the parties involved moving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If hell is other people, is heaven empty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body knows how old I am, but my mind refuses to believe it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do bees actually have knees?

Well do they?

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It's up to you to find out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If hell is other people, is heaven empty?"
Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If smarties have the answer what was the question? "

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Has anyone ever seen a baby pigeon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?"
Let us know when you find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How longs a piece of string?

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?"
woooah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever seen a baby pigeon?"
Ask Incandescent!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Do bees actually have knees?

Well do they?

It depends how you pronounce it

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?"

I like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

I believe the cock came first as it is a Male!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many seats does the bus to hell have? Enough for me and my friends?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is there really a somewhere over the rainbow?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

How do I clean up this elephant poo in my room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many seats does the bus to hell have? Enough for me and my friends? "

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Who actually did let the dogs out..we never got an answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?...in drops?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I clean up this elephant poo in my room"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What really are those unidentified flying objects in the videos which are confirmed sightings by the Pentagon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My body knows how old I am, but my mind refuses to believe it!

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Excellent! Top of the class! For now!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What really are those unidentified flying objects in the videos which are confirmed sightings by the Pentagon "

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?"

Probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What really are those unidentified flying objects in the videos which are confirmed sightings by the Pentagon "
..A bit off subject but your pic looks like you might be hiding from them?

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Which human was the first to try cow's milk? And did the cow mind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which human was the first to try cow's milk? And did the cow mind?

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By *aptainhook1Man
over a year ago

Surrey

If home is where the heart lies, if the heart lies, where is home?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If home is where the heart lies, if the heart lies, where is home?"
Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If Heineken reaches the parts other beers don't reach, what parts are we to expect they are?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If Heineken reaches the parts other beers don't reach, what parts are we to expect they are?"
...The toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do crabs think fish can fly?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Has anyone ever seen a baby pigeon? Ask Incandescent!

I have a photo...

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Do bees actually have knees?"

No idea but penguins do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If your left side can be on someones right hand side and your right side can be on their left hand.

Why isn't your front on their back?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"If your left side can be on someones right hand side and your right side can be on their left hand.

Why isn't your front on their back?"

I'd rather their front was on my back. Missing my big spoon

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Has anyone ever seen a baby pigeon? Ask Incandescent!

I have a photo...

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now this I have to see lol

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Do bees actually have knees?

No idea but penguins do"

Oh good, I often walk past the penguins in living coasts, they are not on their knees yet. Got to say the keepers are doing a vital job also given that most zoo's and animal parks are charities.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do crabs think fish can fly?"
Depends if they look up during migration and see a Flying fish.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Do crabs think fish can fly? Depends if they look up during migration and see a Flying fish.

If pigs can't look up maybe crabs can't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do bees actually have knees?

No idea but penguins do

Oh good, I often walk past the penguins in living coasts, they are not on their knees yet. Got to say the keepers are doing a vital job also given that most zoo's and animal parks are charities."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do crabs think fish can fly? Depends if they look up during migration and see a Flying fish.

If pigs can't look up maybe crabs can't"
You might be right, I read somewhere that Crabs might stand for:

(C)an't

(R)eally

(Ab)ove

(S)ee.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I believe the cock came first as it is a Male!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the star just pinholes in the curtain of night?

Will sales of Corona lager ever recover?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well not really I am on the loo thinking about you and your question "
You have got me questioning your thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever seen a baby pigeon? Ask Incandescent!

I have a photo...

now this I have to see lol"

Wanna pic?

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS
over a year ago

lisburn

More or less

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do crabs think fish can fly? Depends if they look up during migration and see a Flying fish.

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Meant to be a smile! Sorry bout that...don't want you questioning my response!!

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By *J11Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester

How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Pain level 1 to 10.

Ive never been in too much pain.

I don't mean that ina macho way - I've never had a bad injury or pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pain level 1 to 10.

Ive never been in too much pain.

I don't mean that ina macho way - I've never had a bad injury or pain. "

Glad we have women. Without them, sex would be a real pain in the arse!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Pain level 1 to 10.

Ive never been in too much pain.

I don't mean that ina macho way - I've never had a bad injury or pain.

Glad we have women. Without them, sex would be a real pain in the arse!

Nah. I'd just be a wanker (no change there then)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pain level 1 to 10.

Ive never been in too much pain.

I don't mean that ina macho way - I've never had a bad injury or pain.

Glad we have women. Without them, sex would be a real pain in the arse!

Nah. I'd just be a wanker (no change there then) "

Then if you develop an addiction to wanking, won't thing go out of hands?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Why don't snakes have legs?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Pain level 1 to 10.

Ive never been in too much pain.

I don't mean that ina macho way - I've never had a bad injury or pain.

Glad we have women. Without them, sex would be a real pain in the arse!

Nah. I'd just be a wanker (no change there then)

Then if you develop an addiction to wanking, won't thing go out of hands?"

What do you mean - If???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pain level 1 to 10.

Ive never been in too much pain.

I don't mean that ina macho way - I've never had a bad injury or pain.

Glad we have women. Without them, sex would be a real pain in the arse!

Nah. I'd just be a wanker (no change there then)

Then if you develop an addiction to wanking, won't thing go out of hands?

What do you mean - If???

I would be worried if I were you. Luckily, we have women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hundreds of them...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pain level 1 to 10.

Ive never been in too much pain.

I don't mean that ina macho way - I've never had a bad injury or pain.

Glad we have women. Without them, sex would be a real pain in the arse!

Nah. I'd just be a wanker (no change there then)

Then if you develop an addiction to wanking, won't thing go out of hands?"
We 'get' you! But? We may have to call in a Pyshiatrist to help him over that one, as he may be in denial. If so it may be a (hard question) for him to answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hundreds of them..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don't snakes have legs?"
There are research papers out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a scale of one to fred elliott how gale platt are you?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

If you can lead a horse to water why must a pencil be lead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do crabs think fish can fly?"

Do fish ever think they can climb trees?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you can lead a horse to water why must a pencil be lead? "
(Chuckle)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given they’re so big, why do you hardly ever see a tower crane partially built?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Given they’re so big, why do you hardly ever see a tower crane partially built?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do crabs think fish can fly?

Do fish ever think they can climb trees? "

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

How deep is Deep Space?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"How deep is Deep Space?"

12.5 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's at the end of a black hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What's at the end of a black hole?"

The perfect woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deep"
(Chuckle)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why don't snakes have legs?There are research papers out there.

Where

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's at the end of a black hole?"

I was going to say a joke about black holes. Never mind, it sucks!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?"

Ask Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don't snakes have legs?There are research papers out there.

Where"
The Bible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ed share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?"

He is so dark, that even the light cannot catch him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

Ask Jim "

Next Question: Whose Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

Ask Jim

Next Question: Whose Jim?"

You know Jim Jim.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

Ask Jim

Next Question: Whose Jim?

You know Jim Jim."

Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

Ask Jim

Next Question: Whose Jim?

You know Jim Jim.

Jim"

Yeah thats him.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

Ask Jim

Next Question: Whose Jim?

You know Jim Jim.

Jim

Yeah thats him.

My Jimmy

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"What's at the end of a black hole?"

Weigh a pie.

Oh, hang on, that's a rainbow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

Ask Jim

Next Question: Whose Jim?"

You don't know slim Jim. His real name is Slimothy Jimothy!

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

How soon is now?

Particularly considering the Welsh say they'll be there now in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

Ask Jim

Next Question: Whose Jim?

You know Jim Jim.

Jim

Yeah thats him.

Is he Erect at this time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How soon is now?

Particularly considering the Welsh say they'll be there now in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

Ask Jim

Next Question: Whose Jim?

You know Jim Jim.

Jim

Yeah thats him.

Is he Erect at this time?"

Feel free to check!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

What's another word for synonym?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

Ask Jim

Next Question: Whose Jim?

You know Jim Jim.

Jim

Yeah thats him.

Is he Erect at this time?

Feel free to check!

"
That's a hard enough question to ask....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's another word for synonym?"
I'll check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did the mother fu@king snakes get on the mother fu@king plane??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

Ask Jim

Next Question: Whose Jim?

You know Jim Jim.

Jim

Yeah thats him.

Is he Erect at this time?

Feel free to check!

That's a hard enough question to ask....

Well, coming back to your question on erection, different times different measures!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's another word for synonym?"
According to the dictionary the answer is:

The Soviet Union?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's another word for synonym?According to the dictionary the answer is:

The Soviet Union?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

Ask Jim

Next Question: Whose Jim?

You know Jim Jim.

Jim

Yeah thats him.

Is he Erect at this time?

Feel free to check!

That's a hard enough question to ask....

Well, coming back to your question on erection, different times different measures!

"
...For people different from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If nothing is better than complete happiness and a ham sandwich is better than nothing, does that mean that a ham sandwich is better than complete happiness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pig of a question that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How fast can Usain Bolt run on a bad day?

He is so dark, that even the light cannot catch him!"

Yep! The black superman!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If nothing is better than complete happiness and a ham sandwich is better than nothing, does that mean that a ham sandwich is better than complete happiness? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does a snow plow driver get to work?

What was the best thing before sliced bread ? And who decided that it was no longer that great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does a snow plow driver get to work?

What was the best thing before sliced bread ? And who decided that it was no longer that great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was Captain Scott of the Antarctic really a Captain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are the night Fabian's generally (not all) less 'insightful' than the day Fabian's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could it have been a hard day's night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How could it have been a hard day's night?"

Because I've been working like a dog.

I feel like Jennie Lee now! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or JennieTv even oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How could it have been a hard day's night?"
24hrs in a day...but it's still a question that has the word hard in it.

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By *ip7Man
over a year ago

scratby

Can you milk chocolate or pea nuts ??

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How did the mother fu@king snakes get on the mother fu@king plane?? "

It flew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you milk chocolate or pea nuts ?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How could it have been a hard day's night?

Because I've been working like a dog.

I feel like Jennie Lee now! X"

How do you work like a dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you daydream at night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you daydream at night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i get a zig a zig ahhh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did the mother fu@king snakes get on the mother fu@king plane??

It flew "

The snake flew the plane?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i get a zig a zig ahhh?"
A Spice Girl?...THAT is a hard question to answer...the other one is up to you!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How did the mother fu@king snakes get on the mother fu@king plane??

It flew

The snake flew the plane? "

Yep

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over a year ago

"How did the mother fu@king snakes get on the mother fu@king plane??

It flew

The snake flew the plane?

Yep"
By remote control?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did the mother fu@king snakes get on the mother fu@king plane??

It flew

The snake flew the plane?

Yep By remote control?"

I've seriously underestimated snakes.

Is a snake a lizard with no legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind is no where near where I want it to be. It’s very fooked up currently. I’ve ate everything in site , I’ve no discipline, but hey ho. I’m ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did the mother fu@king snakes get on the mother fu@king plane??

It flew

The snake flew the plane?

Yep By remote control?

I've seriously underestimated snakes.

Is a snake a lizard with no legs? "

A snake is a lizard that spent too long in the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did the mother fu@king snakes get on the mother fu@king plane??

It flew

The snake flew the plane?

Yep By remote control?

I've seriously underestimated snakes.

Is a snake a lizard with no legs? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did the mother fu@king snakes get on the mother fu@king plane??

It flew

The snake flew the plane?

Yep By remote control?

I've seriously underestimated snakes.

Is a snake a lizard with no legs?

A snake is a lizard that spent too long in the pub "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did the mother fu@king snakes get on the mother fu@king plane??

It flew

The snake flew the plane?

Yep By remote control?

I've seriously underestimated snakes.

Is a snake a lizard with no legs?

A snake is a lizard that spent too long in the pub "

Lucky snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did the mother fu@king snakes get on the mother fu@king plane??

It flew

The snake flew the plane?

Yep By remote control?

I've seriously underestimated snakes.

Is a snake a lizard with no legs?

A snake is a lizard that spent too long in the pub

Lucky snake

Legless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know lizards can wink, whereas snakes can’t. Snakes can not actually close their eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mind is no where near where I want it to be. It’s very fooked up currently. I’ve ate everything in site , I’ve no discipline, but hey ho. I’m ok. "
You have not come to the right place if you want ALL your questions answered! But we can try to answer some!!

PM (reply privately) to someone if you need to talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know lizards can wink, whereas snakes can’t. Snakes can not actually close their eyes. "

Little bit of literature for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you know lizards can wink, whereas snakes can’t. Snakes can not actually close their eyes. "
A good fact...I will have to research it...but I don't doubt you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know lizards can wink, whereas snakes can’t. Snakes can not actually close their eyes. A good fact...I will have to research it...but I don't doubt you.

Snakes have unwinking eyes! Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know lizards can wink, whereas snakes can’t. Snakes can not actually close their eyes. A good fact...I will have to research it...but I don't doubt you.

Snakes have unwinking eyes! Honest "

blinking or just winking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you know lizards can wink, whereas snakes can’t. Snakes can not actually close their eyes. A good fact...I will have to research it...but I don't doubt you.

Snakes have unwinking eyes! Honest "
Fair enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What causes us to have accents? I've always found it strange that people who live in different parts of the UK have a different tone to their voice.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Why do feet smell and noses run?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you know lizards can wink, whereas snakes can’t. Snakes can not actually close their eyes. A good fact...I will have to research it...but I don't doubt you.

Snakes have unwinking eyes! Honest

blinking or just winking? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do feet smell and noses run?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What causes us to have accents? I've always found it strange that people who live in different parts of the UK have a different tone to their voice. "

It’s a dialect, from years and years and years ago.

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over a year ago

"Why do feet smell and noses run?"

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Why do feet smell and noses run?

Well, why???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do feet smell and noses run?"

That’s really easy to answer. But I’ll not be a boring science person.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Why do feet smell and noses run?

That’s really easy to answer. But I’ll not be a boring science person. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What causes us to have accents? I've always found it strange that people who live in different parts of the UK have a different tone to their voice. "
A lot is heard/copied from an individuals main carer(s) initially, then taken on from there.

Go to the US or Australia before you know it you might find yourself speaking like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do feet smell and noses run?

That’s really easy to answer. But I’ll not be a boring science person.

Your feet are closed. And have sweat glands. I’m saying no mor honest

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over a year ago

What causes us to have accents? I've always found it strange that people who live in different parts of the UK have a different tone to their voice. A lot is heard/copied from an individuals main carer(s) initially, then taken on from there.

Go to the US or Australia before you know it you might find yourself speaking like them.

I disagree

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

"Why do feet smell and noses run?

That’s really easy to answer. But I’ll not be a boring science person.

Please forgive me xx

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over a year ago

"Why do feet smell and noses run?

That’s really easy to answer. But I’ll not be a boring science person.

Please forgive me xx"

Your forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the US or Australia before you know it you might find yourself speaking like them.

I disagree "

Wit u on this one scouse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go to the US or Australia before you know it you might find yourself speaking like them.

I disagree "

Feel free to say why...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the US or Australia before you know it you might find yourself speaking like them.

I disagree "

I can't get my head around it. I mean if we were all dropped off in the middle of america and we didn't mix with locals, would we eventually sound like Yankees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's say 50 brits we're dropped off on an island off the coast of Japan and had to communication with anyone else.. Would their accents change?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the US or Australia before you know it you might find yourself speaking like them.

I disagree

Feel free to say why..."

Ok do I don’t completely disagree, however accent can not always be learnt. As s dialect. Some tones and constants can be heard but I’d say it’s not copied , it’s more so vocal on the vowels, as in accent not language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noo

Take the lad out of liverpool but not the liverpool out the lad

No a few people have have moved far and wide for many years and are still scouse as they left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the US or Australia before you know it you might find yourself speaking like them.

I disagree

I can't get my head around it. I mean if we were all dropped off in the middle of america and we didn't mix with locals, would we eventua

lly sound like Yankees? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go to the US or Australia before you know it you might find yourself speaking like them.

I disagree

I can't get my head around it. I mean if we were all dropped off in the middle of america and we didn't mix with locals, would we eventually sound like Yankees? "
ALL, sounds like an Invasion! so maybe in THAT part of America the dialects that were 'dropped off' might survive...but it depends...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely when English colonised Australia and USA they didn't sound like they do there now. That's what I can't get my head around.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Go to the US or Australia before you know it you might find yourself speaking like them.

I disagree

I can't get my head around it. I mean if we were all dropped off in the middle of america and we didn't mix with locals, would we eventually sound like Yankees? "

Not all “yankees” sound alike. They differ state by state and within each state.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the US or Australia before you know it you might find yourself speaking like them.

I disagree

I can't get my head around it. I mean if we were all dropped off in the middle of america and we didn't mix with locals, would we eventually sound like Yankees? ALL, sounds like an Invasion! so maybe in THAT part of America the dialects that were 'dropped off' might survive...but it depends..."

There is so many dialects in America , it’s like saying “ Scottish is English “.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely when English colonised Australia and USA they didn't sound like they do there now. That's what I can't get my head around. "
English, Scots, French, Blacks, Native Americans it's a mixture.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Go to the US or Australia before you know it you might find yourself speaking like them.

I disagree

There is so many dialects in America , it’s like saying “ Scottish is English “. "

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely when English colonised Australia and USA they didn't sound like they do there now. That's what I can't get my head around. English, Scots, French, Blacks, Native Americans it's a mixture."
...I'm talking about the US.

Australia also you would have had many dialects from the British Isles initially + aboriginal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely when English colonised Australia and USA they didn't sound like they do there now. That's what I can't get my head around. English, Scots, French, Blacks, Native Americans it's a mixture."

Yeah they took their own accents with them. So did they catch the new accents from the air or what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely when English colonised Australia and USA they didn't sound like they do there now. That's what I can't get my head around. "

England if you mean that. , did you know land mass Australia is bigger than America

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