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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Nothing wrong with a chat

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Yes

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Yep. Definitely. Depends on who it is but yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s pretty much 95% of my Fab interactions to be fair! So yes, I would believe you (though why anyone WOULDN’T want to get nekkid with me remains a mystery!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I'd respect the honesty and chats can be nice and just what you need

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Happily just chat, sometimes all you want is sometime to communicate with.

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By *esse1972Man
over a year ago

Rugeley

chats are always welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am game. Not a big fan of sex chat. It doesn't do anything for me. I love to understand your mind and thinking. That is far more exciting!

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Try it and find out lol...I think especially in times like this is it's good to encourage the social side of this lifestyle..its all about making connections anyway right? What better what than that

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

We all need fwiends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always up for a chat

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"That’s pretty much 95% of my Fab interactions to be fair! So yes, I would believe you (though why anyone WOULDN’T want to get nekkid with me remains a mystery!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends...

Did you attach any pictures of your vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly think chats are essential. If they lead to anything more, that should be treated as a bonus. But I think people should be able to hold conversations without the instant expectation of sex at the end of it

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By *Wman15Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I love a good chat....just disappointing that many think that a chat consists of one word answers, clearly typed while concentrating on something / anything else

Or maybe that's just the people I attract

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends...

Did you attach any pictures of your vagina?"

I don't take those kind of pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

Those are the kind of messages I like, just for a chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That wouldn't be any different to 95% experiences on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but you better have a good conversation subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes but you better have a good conversation subject"

French political rap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes but you better have a good conversation subject

French political rap"

obviously !

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

Happy for a chat.

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By *aptain Pugwash1000Man
over a year ago

CRNW

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

Yes why wouldn't anyone believe it.

I always reply back even if it's a guy who's messaged lol.It's bad manner's not to as far as I'm concerned.

Unless someone is being rude or insulting then why block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends...

Did you attach any pictures of your vagina?

I don't take those kind of pictures."

I could take them for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've chatted a few times. You're a right laugh Jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

What’s wrong with a friendly chat?! And of course I’d reply back

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By *ingf5Man
over a year ago

Welling

Absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to have a chat at all.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

We've chatted before Jessica, and I think we had a slight misunderstanding of opinion, but hopefully it ended well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

Nothing wrong with just a chat. Sometimes that’s all I’m after on here. Make some new friends with no hidden agenda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

People use this site for reasons of their own and there are various reasons so for chatting then always welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I’d actually like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I’d actually like it "

So would I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love chatting to people but I always feel the need to tell them I’m not looking to meet first so they know.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I wish someone did just want a chat?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I would think you were up to something as I am pretty much everything you dont want in a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love chatting to people but I always feel the need to tell them I’m not looking to meet first so they know. "

That sounds very reasonable. Fancy meeting up sometime and discussing it further?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I would just chat with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love chatting to people but I always feel the need to tell them I’m not looking to meet first so they know.

That sounds very reasonable. Fancy meeting up sometime and discussing it further?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"
depends! if you messaged me I'd take it you had looking at my profile yes I would reply and its nice to chat to new people you never know you may end up with a new mate

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I love chatting to people but I always feel the need to tell them I’m not looking to meet first so they know that an absolute slut between the sheets . "

TMI Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love chatting to people but I always feel the need to tell them I’m not looking to meet first so they know that an absolute slut between the sheets .

TMI Missus

! Oi you!!!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Yes, I like chatting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jess

Sorry I didnt reply and sorry I blocked you.

There is no need to create a thread and everyone know.

I have now seen the error of my ways and am ready to chat with you. I have unlocked you.

Shall we start again please?

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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Is this how I have to spend my days, reading this sort of absolute gibberish, do you not think that I've got better things to do ffs

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

*message from jessicaXY*

Shes messaged me to let you all know that she appreciates your message but unfortunately is on the naughty step and cent reply at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

Of course I would message back noting wrong with just chatting

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I would and we did but then you did want something too....a picture of my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

Yep, completely believable.

You’re hotter than vending machine tea, but anyone with sense would just acknowledge that, engage appropriately and have a damn good natter with you.

So yes, yes and no to your questions.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I would believe you, and I’d be happy to have a chat. I have no expectations when I talk to people here, usually it’s just fun to have a natter and get to know someone new. Feel free to message if you’d like to say hi

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you

block me?"

It's good to talk what would like to talk about your choice

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"
I'd first check your profile, then being nearly twice your age limit I'd be curious and would reply (I was brought up with good manners)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"
I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

You know me well enough.

You can message me for a chat anytime, but expect the odd compliment or 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I would certainly believe. And would be delighted to have a chat with a stunning young woman. No strings.

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"
more than happy to chat, come say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to chat..I ve had some great chats on here, often chats that you wouldn t expect on a site such as this...thats why I love this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat fine

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

As long as you don't flirt for a few weeks then dissappear

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By *EBCAMandKNICKERSMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I would be dubious to start with, but I’d happily chat with you, it’s nice to get to know new interesting ppl

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"
no , site isn't all about meeting for sex and everything, I for one do chat with the ladies and guys and couples who just want to chat and not necessarily about sex , happy to chat in general

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

The inbox is open, why don't you find out what happens... Step inside the rabbit hole

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Sure I’d love to chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I'd happily just chat with ya....but my end game would be to slip in with flirty banter and take it to another level where you'd actually ask me to get pumped!

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"
.

Yes

always reply to messages. Wouldn't block unless you were secretly a single male haha or asking for face pics with zero public pics yourself. None of which apply to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?

I'd happily just chat with ya....but my end game would be to slip in with flirty banter and take it to another level where you'd actually ask me to get pumped!

Is that so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

All I do is chat with a few select ladies. Not for wont of trying, but yep, chat it is........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

Of course I’d reply. I quite like a chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?

I'd happily just chat with ya....but my end game would be to slip in with flirty banter and take it to another level where you'd actually ask me to get pumped!

Is that so?

Start messaging me and find out for yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would automatically assume you were a man, pretending to be a gorgeous female, to get me to send pictures of my willy and bum hole to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes definitely. However there would need to be some form of platonic connection.... conversation isn’t effortless with just anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would automatically assume you were a man, pretending to be a gorgeous female, to get me to send pictures of my willy and bum hole to you. "

I'm busted

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'm a little bit d*unk, message me to find out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a little bit d*unk, message me to find out."

But I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would automatically assume you were a man, pretending to be a gorgeous female, to get me to send pictures of my willy and bum hole to you.

I'm busted

Kevin can't I have my pictures back please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would automatically assume you were a man, pretending to be a gorgeous female, to get me to send pictures of my willy and bum hole to you.

I'm busted

Kevin can't I have my pictures back please..."

Which ones

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I would probably reply just to see if you did only want a chat. If it turned out you did then I would ghost you pretty quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?

I would probably reply just to see if you did only want a chat. If it turned out you did then I would ghost you pretty quickly."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would automatically assume you were a man, pretending to be a gorgeous female, to get me to send pictures of my willy and bum hole to you.

I'm busted

Kevin can't I have my pictures back please...

Which ones"

You can keep the bum hole ones but would like the willy ones back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would automatically assume you were a man, pretending to be a gorgeous female, to get me to send pictures of my willy and bum hole to you.

I'm busted

Kevin can't I have my pictures back please...

Which ones

You can keep the bum hole ones but would like the willy ones back.

I'll be sad to see them go..

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By *rad_ell12Man
over a year ago

Brighouse

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

100%, always up for a chat! That goes for anyone as well, with peoples mental health being up, down left and right recently, talking is a massive boost for people, and it's always nice to chat about absolutly anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

"
to chat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

"
ahhh I'd survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening OP, good evening people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

Yeah I’m good at chatting

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

If it was you, yes I'd chat

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I’d say what are you up to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

Did you miss me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

Did you miss me?"

You seem to have missed me.

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

pick a subject and message away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

Did you miss me?

You seem to have missed me."

I miss you every second of the day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

Did you miss me?

You seem to have missed me.

I miss you every second of the day!

WELL HERE I AM !

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over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

Did you miss me?

You seem to have missed me.

I miss you every second of the day!

WELL HERE I AM !

Wish you were here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

Did you miss me?

You seem to have missed me.

I miss you every second of the day!

WELL HERE I AM !

Wish you were here!

Of course you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

Did you miss me?

You seem to have missed me.

I miss you every second of the day!

WELL HERE I AM !

Wish you were here!

Of course you do

Don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

Did you miss me?

You seem to have missed me.

I miss you every second of the day!

WELL HERE I AM !

Wish you were here!

"
with Judith Chalmers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

Did you miss me?

You seem to have missed me.

I miss you every second of the day!

WELL HERE I AM !

Wish you were here!

Of course you do

Don't you?

I'm not like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

Did you miss me?

You seem to have missed me.

I miss you every second of the day!

WELL HERE I AM !

Wish you were here!

with Judith Chalmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?I'd welcome you as long as you didn't make a habit of correcting my spelling

You'd welcome me? To where?

to chat

Can't promise I wouldn't make a habit though

ahhh I'd survive

Look who's back!

Did you miss me?

You seem to have missed me.

I miss you every second of the day!

WELL HERE I AM !

Wish you were here!

Of course you do

Don't you?

I'm not like you

Why don't you be like me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whistleandflute can you please translate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

Would chat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think she’s being sarcastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

"
judith chalmers who is mark durden smiths mum used to present a travel programme called ' wish you were here'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

judith chalmers who is mark durden smiths mum used to present a travel programme called ' wish you were here'

That's not what I meant lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think she’s being sarcastic

Never!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!"

Was.

SWALK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

judith chalmers who is mark durden smiths mum used to present a travel programme called ' wish you were here'

That's not what I meant lol"
ahhh i can't translate the language of love thats either there or not lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I'd believe you. I'm never amazed that somebody doesn't want to tear my clothes off and ravage me. Chatting is quite normal. Feel free to ask. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK"

Are you saying we are back together?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!"

You try everything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!"
try before you buy an unusual term to use here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?"

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!"

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lol"

Physical attributes is a big tick from me. Curves in the right places, boobies like a 18 year old virgins that doesn't need any support including mine, great smile. It's the EQ, side that need trying. That is what that matters in the long run!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lol"
see this lady is in control of her destiny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lol

Amen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d believe you, I’d reply to be civil. Im not here for chats but wouldn’t block you because of it, that’s a bit childish.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I love chatting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id believe you...id love just a chat. Sometimes thats all im on here to try and get

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Of course why not. No reason to block.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I'd assume your account had been hacked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?

I'd assume your account had been hacked"

Perhaps I'll use that as an excuse

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?

I'd assume your account had been hacked

Perhaps I'll use that as an excuse

Feel free

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Obviously wouldn't happen. In the unlikely event it did, i'd reply out of courtesy but would have zero interest in chatting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously wouldn't happen. In the unlikely event it did, i'd reply out of courtesy but would have zero interest in chatting."

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Would you believe me if I messaged you saying that I don't want anything, just a chat.

Would you reply back? Would you be interested in just a chat? Would you block me?"

I'm happy to chat with anyone, as long as they can do propper sentences and not text talk.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lolsee this lady is in control of her destiny

Think he's done a runner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lolsee this lady is in control of her destiny

Think he's done a runner

"
hes maybe working

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

I'd be up for a chat, it doesn't have to be about sex all the time does it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lolsee this lady is in control of her destiny

Think he's done a runner

hes maybe working

"
think its 7.30am there Saturday morning mind maybe having brekkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lolsee this lady is in control of her destiny

Think he's done a runner

hes maybe working

think its 7.30am there Saturday morning mind maybe having brekkie

I am in my office now. Got to take a few conference calls from the US. It's a Friday morning there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lolsee this lady is in control of her destiny

Think he's done a runner

hes maybe working

think its 7.30am there Saturday morning mind maybe having brekkie

I am in my office now. Got to take a few conference calls from the US. It's a Friday morning there."

I'm in my bed now. Gonna get my toys out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lolsee this lady is in control of her destiny

Think he's done a runner

hes maybe working

think its 7.30am there Saturday morning mind maybe having brekkie

I am in my office now. Got to take a few conference calls from the US. It's a Friday morning there."
ahhh see i wasn't far off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lolsee this lady is in control of her destiny

Think he's done a runner

hes maybe working

think its 7.30am there Saturday morning mind maybe having brekkie

I am in my office now. Got to take a few conference calls from the US. It's a Friday morning there.

I'm in my bed now. Gonna get my toys out

"
ken and Barbie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a chat, it's important. Feel free to message away x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a chat, it's important. Feel free to message away x"

I might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lolsee this lady is in control of her destiny

Think he's done a runner

hes maybe working

think its 7.30am there Saturday morning mind maybe having brekkie

I am in my office now. Got to take a few conference calls from the US. It's a Friday morning there.

I'm in my bed now. Gonna get my toys out

Please don't throw them out of the coat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lolsee this lady is in control of her destiny

Think he's done a runner

hes maybe working

think its 7.30am there Saturday morning mind maybe having brekkie

I am in my office now. Got to take a few conference calls from the US. It's a Friday morning there.

I'm in my bed now. Gonna get my toys out

Please don't throw them out of the coat!"

Coat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are happy to chat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are happy to chat x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I just message someone for a chat off the back of the forums. Mostly women admittedly.

Sometimes when it’s guys they do get the wrong impression. despite me saying I’m not interested in anything other than a chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lolsee this lady is in control of her destiny

Think he's done a runner

hes maybe working

think its 7.30am there Saturday morning mind maybe having brekkie

I am in my office now. Got to take a few conference calls from the US. It's a Friday morning there.

I'm in my bed now. Gonna get my toys out

Please don't throw them out of the coat!

Coat?

Bloody spellcheck. Cot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I just message someone for a chat off the back of the forums. Mostly women admittedly.

Sometimes when it’s guys they do get the wrong impression. despite me saying I’m not interested in anything other than a chat

This ^^

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By *0NyorksMan
over a year ago

.......

I'd be very happy for people to just message for a chat.

I love the social side of this wonderful place. A good natter sounds great to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistleandflute can you please translate

She doesn't like me anymore. Those were the days when our romance were thriving! All distant memories now!

Was.

SWALK

Are you saying we are back together?

You never proposed

We need to compete our probationary period before sealing the deal. Try before you buy!

You try everything?

Yeah. Don't you? At least do your research!

Nah. I choose what I try. Told you I wasn't like you lolsee this lady is in control of her destiny

Think he's done a runner

hes maybe working

think its 7.30am there Saturday morning mind maybe having brekkie

I am in my office now. Got to take a few conference calls from the US. It's a Friday morning there.

I'm in my bed now. Gonna get my toys out

Please don't throw them out of the coat!

Coat?

I like playing with my toys during bath time. My favourite toy is a toaster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I just message someone for a chat off the back of the forums. Mostly women admittedly.

Sometimes when it’s guys they do get the wrong impression. despite me saying I’m not interested in anything other than a chat

Is that the reason you haven't messaged me yet? I won't have any wrong impressions!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I just message someone for a chat off the back of the forums. Mostly women admittedly.

Sometimes when it’s guys they do get the wrong impression. despite me saying I’m not interested in anything other than a chat

Is that the reason you haven't messaged me yet? I won't have any wrong impressions!"

I can’t take that risk. You’ll fall head over heels in love with me and I just don’t have the time to spare. I have a part time cat I’m already devoted to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

One done. Another one in half an hour. I am all yours till then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

One done. Another one in half an hour. I am all yours till then!

Don't think my toys would be too pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

One done. Another one in half an hour. I am all yours till then!

Don't think my toys would be too pleased

Why do you need the toys when you have me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I just message someone for a chat off the back of the forums. Mostly women admittedly.

Sometimes when it’s guys they do get the wrong impression. despite me saying I’m not interested in anything other than a chat

Is that the reason you haven't messaged me yet? I won't have any wrong impressions!

I can’t take that risk. You’ll fall head over heels in love with me and I just don’t have the time to spare. I have a part time cat I’m already devoted to! "

Damn! It's always the pussies! I meant the cat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

One done. Another one in half an hour. I am all yours till then!

Don't think my toys would be too pleased

Why do you need the toys when you have me?"

(rhetorical question)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

One done. Another one in half an hour. I am all yours till then!

Don't think my toys would be too pleased

Why do you need the toys when you have me?

(rhetorical question)"

Do I get a response?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

One done. Another one in half an hour. I am all yours till then!

Don't think my toys would be too pleased

Why do you need the toys when you have me?

(rhetorical question)

Do I get a response?"

Are you still thinking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

One done. Another one in half an hour. I am all yours till then!

Don't think my toys would be too pleased

Why do you need the toys when you have me?

(rhetorical question)

Do I get a response?

Are you still thinking?"

No. That was a question for yourself. Not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I just message someone for a chat off the back of the forums. Mostly women admittedly.

Sometimes when it’s guys they do get the wrong impression. despite me saying I’m not interested in anything other than a chat

Is that the reason you haven't messaged me yet? I won't have any wrong impressions!

I can’t take that risk. You’ll fall head over heels in love with me and I just don’t have the time to spare. I have a part time cat I’m already devoted to!

Damn! It's always the pussies! I meant the cat!"
really a hairy pussy has latched onto you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

One done. Another one in half an hour. I am all yours till then!

Don't think my toys would be too pleased

Why do you need the toys when you have me?

(rhetorical question)

Do I get a response?

Are you still thinking?

No. That was a question for yourself. Not for me."

So do you like anything Vibrating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I just message someone for a chat off the back of the forums. Mostly women admittedly.

Sometimes when it’s guys they do get the wrong impression. despite me saying I’m not interested in anything other than a chat

Is that the reason you haven't messaged me yet? I won't have any wrong impressions!

I can’t take that risk. You’ll fall head over heels in love with me and I just don’t have the time to spare. I have a part time cat I’m already devoted to!

Damn! It's always the pussies! I meant the cat!really a hairy pussy has latched onto you?

They suck me into it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

One done. Another one in half an hour. I am all yours till then!

Don't think my toys would be too pleased

Why do you need the toys when you have me?

(rhetorical question)

Do I get a response?

Are you still thinking?

No. That was a question for yourself. Not for me.

So do you like anything Vibrating?"

Not anything. Just my large dildos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

One done. Another one in half an hour. I am all yours till then!

Don't think my toys would be too pleased

Why do you need the toys when you have me?

(rhetorical question)

Do I get a response?

Are you still thinking?

No. That was a question for yourself. Not for me.

So do you like anything Vibrating?

Not anything. Just my large dildos

Damn! I was looking at getting you a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower for your b'day, which is in a couple of weeks time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always chat to anyone that inboxes me. Never know when you can make a new friend. And times like this. We should all make time for others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have all my favourite women in the same room now! Made my day, and your night!

Your conference calls been cancelled?

One done. Another one in half an hour. I am all yours till then!

Don't think my toys would be too pleased

Why do you need the toys when you have me?

(rhetorical question)

Do I get a response?

Are you still thinking?

No. That was a question for yourself. Not for me.

So do you like anything Vibrating?

Not anything. Just my large dildos

Damn! I was looking at getting you a washing machine, dishwasher and a lawnmower for your b'day, which is in a couple of weeks time!"

I don't even have a garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatting is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were interesting and I was bored maybe.

I'm not much of a chatter otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Time to finish this.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Night all

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