FabSwingers.com forum: Most dangerous or random place you have wanked?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where is the most inappropriate place or time you have felt the urge so sorted yourself out?

Mine was driving down the M4 late one night. Felt horny so undid my jeans, shimmed about a little and starting playing. Took a while and made my wrist ache as my cock was still inside my jeans so didn’t have complete access.

I eventually stopped at the services and as I walked in felt so self conscious as I had came over my belly and on my t-shirt.

Anyone care to share their story?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now in my office lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring "

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now in my office lol"

Haha nice. Anyone close by who could walk in at any minute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the tube on my way home from school when I was younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once did it in the girls toilets at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 18, travelling home from work on the train, hit the horn with a 30 something Lady sitting opposite. When she got out I was left alone in the old style slam door carriage. Tried to ignore the urge but couldn’t si started wanking as we pulled into the next station. Shot my load as we pulled out, commuters walking along the platform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the middle of an army ranges during a live firing exercise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In stop start traffic driving home from work.

Also in train with others in the compartment.

Many years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And on the back row of the cinema with my fb at the time. I think we were watching Austin Powers iirc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though "

We’ve all been daft though. I gave someone a blow job whilst they were driving once. Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Was so dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though "

Most certainly not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

We’ve all been daft though. I gave someone a blow job whilst they were driving once. Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Was so dangerous. "

It’s not until after you realise how silly or dangerous it could of been. I’ve never done it since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

We’ve all been daft though. I gave someone a blow job whilst they were driving once. Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Was so dangerous. "

You are Gillian Taylforth and I claim five pounds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

We’ve all been daft though. I gave someone a blow job whilst they were driving once. Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Was so dangerous.

You are Gillian Taylforth and I claim five pounds..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

We’ve all been daft though. I gave someone a blow job whilst they were driving once. Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Was so dangerous.

You are Gillian Taylforth and I claim five pounds...

And it was on the A1!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it in my garden the other day.. and I know my neighbour can see me through the trellis, and he was outside..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

We’ve all been daft though. I gave someone a blow job whilst they were driving once. Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Was so dangerous.

You are Gillian Taylforth and I claim five pounds...

And it was on the A1! "

A1 performance ay lass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

We’ve all been daft though. I gave someone a blow job whilst they were driving once. Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Was so dangerous.

You are Gillian Taylforth and I claim five pounds...

And it was on the A1! "

Jeez the A1? That’s living dangerously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did it in my garden the other day.. and I know my neighbour can see me through the trellis, and he was outside.."

Lucky man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did it in my garden the other day.. and I know my neighbour can see me through the trellis, and he was outside.."

Lucky man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

We’ve all been daft though. I gave someone a blow job whilst they were driving once. Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Was so dangerous.

You are Gillian Taylforth and I claim five pounds...

And it was on the A1!

Jeez the A1? That’s living dangerously

Yeah probably shouldn’t have said. I’m usually careful with what I say on here

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Does it count if someone was doing it for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

We’ve all been daft though. I gave someone a blow job whilst they were driving once. Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Was so dangerous.

You are Gillian Taylforth and I claim five pounds...

And it was on the A1!

Jeez the A1? That’s living dangerously

Yeah probably shouldn’t have said. I’m usually careful with what I say on here

I was just thinking that in regards to myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it count if someone was doing it for you?"

Yeah why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

We’ve all been daft though. I gave someone a blow job whilst they were driving once. Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Was so dangerous.

You are Gillian Taylforth and I claim five pounds...

And it was on the A1!

Jeez the A1? That’s living dangerously

Yeah probably shouldn’t have said. I’m usually careful with what I say on here

I was just thinking that in regards to myself

You’ll learn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hopefully

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

On a beach im Brazil. I had an Argentine woman with big fake boobs whip my cock out and start tossing me off. I know at least one person caught us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

We’ve all been daft though. I gave someone a blow job whilst they were driving once. Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Was so dangerous. "

I've done that too.

So stupid, but also, so much fun, especially when someone they knew drive the other way on a higher car, and spotted us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mates toilet with his sisters panties wrapped round my cock .

Country road in my van.

Outside customers house in back of my van with door open .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now in my office lol

Haha nice. Anyone close by who could walk in at any minute?"

Not then but there is today I'm wanking again in the office

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By *bbyBiTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

In my office at work early one morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wank on the canal on my cycle ride used to meet my FB there as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I’m such a buzzkill but Jesus Christ, how dangerous

And nowhere. Fuck, I’m boring

I know very reckless

. It was late at night so many cars about but yeah, dangerous. My only defence I was a young lad and couldn’t help myself

That’s not a defence is it though

Most certainly not

I have found if you’re absolutely desperate for a wee, to the point you’re going to piss yourself in the car and there isn’t a service station for a little while (used to drive just over 100miles per way). Give yourself a boner while driving and it’s almost like a back up tool to get you to a toilet.

I have done this on many occasions. Tried and chuffing tested!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Birmingham !!!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

The Death Star Trash Compactor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted in alley way once people nearby but didnt dlsee me

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Birmingham !!!

Best answer on thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inside _andybeach.

Had the cock full of sand

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

The 10 items or less queue at Asda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did it in my garden the other day.. and I know my neighbour can see me through the trellis, and he was outside.."
your giving me a hard on just thinking about you, If I was your nieghbour that trellis could become a real glory hole.

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