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By *istress_L-Captain OP Couple
over a year ago

Southport

I never knew this was a surname in Germany! Just watching BBC 3 and euro's most shocking moments they mentioned this German player and I couldn't help but giggle!

Anyone else know of funny names?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellend road in Cheltenham

Balls End in the Forest of Dean

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

not rude but my unmarried cooking tea was called wendy house

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

not rude but my unmarried cooking tea was called wendy house

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There's a place up the road from me called

Y Pas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a seaside town in spain called tossa... also know a couple whos married name is shufflebottom....always makes me giggle xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Austrian town called Fucking... it has a huge budget for road signs as visitors are always stealing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Surname is Rimmer

Unfortunate for brother as is currently the last male Rimmer in our family....and he's gay....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geographically speaking, we have a raw dykes road and a butt hole lane that conjure certain images. I've also come across a Hardik(!) as a male forename.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops in to say a quick Hi to the Twats north of the border...

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

There's a place in Shropshire called Knockin and yes, the village store is called the Knockin Shop

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

We live near two funny named places, theres Lord Herefords Knob, and Three Cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im told theres a street in norfolk called SLUTSHOLE LANE....dunno if its true tho

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

"im told theres a street in norfolk called SLUTSHOLE LANE....dunno if its true tho

It is indeed true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we were over in tunisia and the local shop was selling jars of "CUNTY" branded mustard and mayo lol ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im told theres a street in norfolk called SLUTSHOLE LANE....dunno if its true tho

It is indeed true

So is there a 69 slutshole lane he he he ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"im told theres a street in norfolk called SLUTSHOLE LANE....dunno if its true tho

Most Grape Lane and Grape Street names used to be Grope but got changed by the Victorians. London used to have an infamous one but it has been covered by a building.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Grape street is still off high Holborn

It was originally called grope cunt street

Finchley has a road called crooked usage

Hertfordshire has two villages, much Haddam and little haddam

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

Regularly stopped at Wankum in Germany to refuel on the way home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innocently...

As we approached a village in Austria the guide announced that we were now coming to "Going"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

cant belive noone has said phuket lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

New Zealand has loads because of the 'wh' pronounced as f... Whakatane and Whakapapa come to mind.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

There's a pub across the water in Portsmouth called 'The Fawcett Inn'

Butt Hole Lane in Doncaster always made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lake minnewanka in Canada.

My mate is a delivery driver and there is a place he used to deliver to in Kent called Fishy Passage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't there a Portuguese footballer called Quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a downhill ski racer called Fanny Schmeller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I met and fell in love with a german with this surname, I would keep my maiden name.

I could not marry a Kuntz

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

There's Shooters Hill near me, always conjures up images of men standing around wanking.

There's a brown Willy on Bodmin moor.

Cockermouth in Norfolk.

And my personal favourite that has me smiling each morning is the announcement the next train on platform 13 is to Effingham Junction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was looking through the phonebook in the midlands a few years ago looking for a local doctors and spotted one called DR Fartiwalla... pissed myself laughing for days at that one.

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By *he one you wantMan
over a year ago

kidsgrove

Fanny's croft in my home town always brought a giggle

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

cockshoot hill in worcestershire and of course upper piddle lower piddle and the painful wyre piddle always used to make me smile as a kid and in brum accocks green (best see a doctor then)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob Hill in San Francisco sounds a lovely place to go

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields

"There's Shooters Hill near me, always conjures up images of men standing around wanking.

There's a brown Willy on Bodmin moor.

Cockermouth in Norfolk.

And my personal favourite that has me smiling each morning is the announcement the next train on platform 13 is to Effingham Junction.

Cockermouth is in Cumbria as well.

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields

"I never knew this was a surname in Germany! Just watching BBC 3 and euro's most shocking moments they mentioned this German player and I couldn't help but giggle!

Anyone else know of funny names?"

Here's a good selection found on t'interweb:

2. Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England

3. Bell End, Worcestershire, England

4. Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)

5. Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire,

England with a name dating back to Henry VIII

6. Fingringhoe, Essex, England

7. Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district

8. Shitterton, Dorset, England

9. Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England

10. Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England

11. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England

12. Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland

13. Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England

14. Funbag Drive, Watford, England

15. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England

16. Beaver Close, Surrey, England

17. Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland

18. Felch Square, Powys, Wales

19. Lickfold, West Sussex, England

20. Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England

21. Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire

22. Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey

23. Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

24. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire

25. Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria

26. Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip

27. Ladygate Lane, Ruislip

28. Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England

29. Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England

30. Cumming Court, Pitville, Gloucestershire, England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wetwang E Yorks.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"I never knew this was a surname in Germany! Just watching BBC 3 and euro's most shocking moments they mentioned this German player and I couldn't help but giggle!

Anyone else know of funny names?"

A customer of mine sends in his cheques and the names printed on is 'S M Cock' it makes me chuckle everytime I see it. Lol.

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

Many years ago when I worked in the insurance industry, one of our policy holders had the name R Soul

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

grandparents used to live in ...

Minge Lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Venton Gimps in Cornwall

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

for the cricket lovers, there is a stadium called wankhede stadium, pronounced wankaday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to eat at a restaurant on Lama Island called Wan Kees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got 'Nob End' in Bolton, and we use to have a regular customer called Mr Cockshoot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got 'Nob End' in Bolton, and we use to have a regular customer called Mr Cockshoot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a chippy near me called y pass! N they advertise on local radio! Always makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

German striker.... Yanker

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Brown Knowl near Chester

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Wetwang E Yorks."

richard whitelay (countdown) was the mare of wetwang

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

mayor, not mare

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By *ucktruckCouple
over a year ago

derby

"Regularly stopped at Wankum in Germany to refuel on the way home."
Remember it well..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pratts bottom, somewhere in Kent.

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields

"We've got 'Nob End' in Bolton, and we use to have a regular customer called Mr Cockshoot x"

Believe me, theres a hell of a lot more than just one knob-end in Bolton!...we've met at least 3 of them!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Pratts bottom, somewhere in Kent."

And a Locks Bottom just down the road too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew of a dentist in North London called ......Paul Yanakas...dead true I swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is a place SLUTSHOLE LANE in crapstone babes i just googled it .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's "three cocks lane" in Gloucester

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By *amnationsedgeMan
over a year ago

Ashborne

Theres Mianus, Bald Knob, Climax and Felch in America. Brown Willy, Nob End, Fanny Burn, and Lord Herefords Knob in the UK. And Wet Beaver Creek in Australia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew of a dentist in North London called ......Paul Yanakas...dead true I swear

Oh... If we're on peoples names...

I had a hemorroid specialist called Dr Iles... His first name is Philip, Paul or Peter...

;-) Check the name badge...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Knew of a dentist in North London called ......Paul Yanakas...dead true I swear

Solicitor, next to a dentist. Still there.

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Theres a lane down by hastings called Dumb Ladys Lane!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've got 'Nob End' in Bolton, and we use to have a regular customer called Mr Cockshoot x

Believe me, theres a hell of a lot more than just one knob-end in Bolton!...we've met at least 3 of them!"

Well there is that!! Maybe they're bred in Nob End...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trotters bottom ...potters bar.. and cum cum lane

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