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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?

The flowers.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come... Do I need to wear a hat?

My gift to you..

Pineapple juice, celery, a shower curtain and plenty of gorilla glue.

Now where's the buffet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeeeeee!

And I’ll get you something personalised, something you like. We have friends who are into ice hockey, and as a wedding present they got a massive ice hockey shirt with their name, date of the wedding etc in a huge frame. Was so cute. So something like that.

And you can have baby cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?

The flowers.

Jo.Xx "

You are very welcome.

Ohh what kinda flowers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us ! Matching couples socks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll come... Do I need to wear a hat?

My gift to you..

Pineapple juice, celery, a shower curtain and plenty of gorilla glue.

Now where's the buffet? "

You are in.

Very useful gifts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I LOVE a good wedding.

I'll bring the pudding. We're all having tapioca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big jaffa cake I am going to make and finest fruity gin

A pillow case x 2 plus fabric pens for all fab guests to sign them for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?

The flowers.

Jo.Xx

You are very welcome.

Ohh what kinda flowers?

Well I should have said us.

You can have the flowers of your choice. Whatever colour.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeee!

And you can have baby cuddles "

You are right at the top of the list.

Well we like swinging so maybe something along those lines.

I do love a cute baby cuddle. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father Benny would be honoured to perform the ceremony. I will bring my collar and the holy whip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Us ! Matching couples socks x"

Oh my goodness you are definitely in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Father Benny would be honoured to perform the ceremony. I will bring my collar and the holy whip.

Hallelujah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll come... Do I need to wear a hat?

My gift to you..

Pineapple juice, celery, a shower curtain and plenty of gorilla glue.

Now where's the buffet?

You are in.

Very useful gifts.

Useful gifts are the bestest.. Who wants a random microwaveable puppy that keeps your feet warm while you're on the loo

And no.. Before anyone starts, I don't microwave puppies.. I don't have a microwave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I LOVE a good wedding.

I'll bring the pudding. We're all having tapioca

Humm i can put you on the reserve list.

You were in until you mentioned tapioca

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?

A toaster, or George foreman Grill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big jaffa cake I am going to make and finest fruity gin

A pillow case x 2 plus fabric pens for all fab guests to sign them for you

Ohh i would actually love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I LOVE a good wedding.

I'll bring the pudding. We're all having tapioca

Quick.. Swap the tapioca for semolina.. You might still have a chance..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can make your cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Father Benny would be honoured to perform the ceremony. I will bring my collar and the holy whip.

Hallelujah

Thats the spirit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?

The flowers.

Jo.Xx

You are very welcome.

Ohh what kinda flowers?

Well I should have said us.

You can have the flowers of your choice. Whatever colour.

Jo.Xx

I assumed it would be both.

Humm I'm thinking peonies I'm a colour scheme is going to be the West ham colours, that way Ash like he's part of my big day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big jaffa cake I am going to make and finest fruity gin

A pillow case x 2 plus fabric pens for all fab guests to sign them for you

Ohh i would actually love this

Well I shall remember that when it comes to the real wedding x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Father Benny would be honoured to perform the ceremony. I will bring my collar and the holy whip.

Ohhh yes please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll come... Do I need to wear a hat?

My gift to you..

Pineapple juice, celery, a shower curtain and plenty of gorilla glue.

Now where's the buffet?

You are in.

Very useful gifts.

Useful gifts are the bestest.. Who wants a random microwaveable puppy that keeps your feet warm while you're on the loo

And no.. Before anyone starts, I don't microwave puppies.. I don't have a microwave.

I'm wetting myself! I think I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?

A toaster, or George foreman Grill"

Don't even get me started on the toaster situation

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?

A toaster, or George foreman Grill"

I'm already in trouble for getting a 4 slice toaster last christmas....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll come... Do I need to wear a hat?

My gift to you..

Pineapple juice, celery, a shower curtain and plenty of gorilla glue.

Now where's the buffet?

You are in.

Very useful gifts.

Useful gifts are the bestest.. Who wants a random microwaveable puppy that keeps your feet warm while you're on the loo

And no.. Before anyone starts, I don't microwave puppies.. I don't have a microwave.

I'm wetting myself! I think I love you

Erm.. 3 way wedding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make your cake

Oh you are definitely in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll come... Do I need to wear a hat?

My gift to you..

Pineapple juice, celery, a shower curtain and plenty of gorilla glue.

Now where's the buffet?

You are in.

Very useful gifts.

Useful gifts are the bestest.. Who wants a random microwaveable puppy that keeps your feet warm while you're on the loo

And no.. Before anyone starts, I don't microwave puppies.. I don't have a microwave.

I'm wetting myself! I think I love you

Erm.. 3 way wedding?

I'm game

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?

A toaster, or George foreman Grill

I'm already in trouble for getting a 4 slice toaster last christmas....

Yes you are!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can make your cake

Oh you are definitely in.

Yippee what flavours would you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make your cake

Oh you are definitely in.

Yippee what flavours would you like

All of them please.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'm coming, with a tree for every guest to plant so you can have a mini woodland to grow with you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm coming, with a tree for every guest to plant so you can have a mini woodland to grow with you x "

That is the most beautiful idea ever!

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By *nnemarie JacksonTV/TS
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

A hundred tins of squirty cream.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oh wow! I’m wearing a hat and I’ll bring the champagne

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm coming, with a tree for every guest to plant so you can have a mini woodland to grow with you x "

Oh wow! That is a genius idea.

You are definitely in.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Lorna my lovely, please may I be maid of honour?

I would buy you an afternoon tea with gin palma violet gin in the pot, and lots of beautiful treats for you both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A hundred tins of squirty cream."

Ohhh yes please.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm coming, with a tree for every guest to plant so you can have a mini woodland to grow with you x "

Awe what a lovely idea

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm coming.

I'm bringing worry beads. I was given some as a teenager, and they're great for general emotional regulation and concentration.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh wow! I’m wearing a hat and I’ll bring the champagne

Xx"

You are at the top.

Its not a celebration without you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna my lovely, please may I be maid of honour?

I would buy you an afternoon tea with gin palma violet gin in the pot, and lots of beautiful treats for you both

Ohh babs of course you can.

You are an absolute peach. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm coming, with a tree for every guest to plant so you can have a mini woodland to grow with you x

Awe what a lovely idea

I'm actually going to steal this. Its lovely isn't it. X

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Oh wow! I’m wearing a hat and I’ll bring the champagne

You are at the top.

Its not a celebration without you.

Mwah xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'm coming, with a tree for every guest to plant so you can have a mini woodland to grow with you x "

Aww that’s so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm coming, with a tree for every guest to plant so you can have a mini woodland to grow with you x "

Love this.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm coming.

I'm bringing worry beads. I was given some as a teenager, and they're great for general emotional regulation and concentration."

Worry beads for a wedding present

I mean I'm grateful and everything but I was thinking more along the lines of a cake stand.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm coming.

I'm bringing worry beads. I was given some as a teenager, and they're great for general emotional regulation and concentration.

Worry beads for a wedding present

I mean I'm grateful and everything but I was thinking more along the lines of a cake stand.

Something you can take with you every day? Evoke happy memories?

I'm weird, I'll own it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm coming.

I'm bringing worry beads. I was given some as a teenager, and they're great for general emotional regulation and concentration.

Worry beads for a wedding present

I mean I'm grateful and everything but I was thinking more along the lines of a cake stand.

Something you can take with you every day? Evoke happy memories?

I'm weird, I'll own it

Yep but we love ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would love to attend we would bring hob nobs and a garter xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

I never got one

do I need to get married again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

I never got one

do I need to get married again

nah. I’ve got loads you can have

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

I never got one

do I need to get married again

nah. I’ve got loads you can have

Aww thanks Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We would love to attend we would bring hob nobs and a garter xx"

Yay thank you. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

Of course you can.

Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come and I promise to not fuck anyone in the ass

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

Of course you can.

Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!"

It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll come and I promise to not fuck anyone in the ass "

Oh in that case no you can't.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

Of course you can.

Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!"

Ta Dahhhhhh CAKE STAND

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

Of course you can.

Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!

It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake

A grand turning table

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

Of course you can.

Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!

It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake

On a serious note we are going to have a fab reception.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

Of course you can.

Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!

Ta Dahhhhhh CAKE STAND

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

Of course you can.

Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!

It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake

On a serious note we are going to have a fab reception.

You would be in trouble if you didn’t!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

Of course you can.

Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!

It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake

On a serious note we are going to have a fab reception.

You would be in trouble if you didn’t! "

Ohh we wouldn't dream of going against you DC.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Can I be a bridesmaid

I’ll get you one of those horseshoes that you get hundreds of!

Of course you can.

Seriously though is no one going to buy me a cake stand!

It’s gona need to be a big one for all this cake

On a serious note we are going to have a fab reception.

Yayyyy

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?

Kinda hoping you’ll have a real ‘fab’ one and I get to come along!

Skint at the mo as I’m on furlough pay - but when I win the lottery next week I’ll buy you a long weekend at a vineyard/boutique hotel in the south of France or Italy - for after lockdown of course!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Has he finally proposed to you but it's going to be a reveal later in the thread? About fooking time.

I'll get you a mini spa break away so after your wedding and the honeymoon and you're back at work and it's been a few months, you can have a little weekend away to look forward to.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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A hundred tins of squirty cream.

Ohhh yes please.

Can I come? I'll bring the strawberries to go with the squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to come and celebrate even if it was just an evening invite.

I’d bring a plus one and a hastily bought petrol station card containing 50 quid in used notes and a witty yet heartfelt message of luck and support.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll make your wedding cake

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkley

I'll do you the wedding photos. You would be the second fab wedding that I'd done ??

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkley

"I'll do you the wedding photos. You would be the second fab wedding that I'd done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the guest list is shaping up nicely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make your wedding cake"

Ohh yes please, i love your cakes. X

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Lorna.

I could be your Toastmaster.

I've officiated at several hundred in my hotel career.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I'm bringing my joie de vivre and a contribution to the honeymoon spends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's coming to our wedding and what are you buying us?

Kinda hoping you’ll have a real ‘fab’ one and I get to come along!

Yay yep you are definitely in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has he finally proposed to you but it's going to be a reveal later in the thread? About fooking time.

I'll get you a mini spa break away so after your wedding and the honeymoon and you're back at work and it's been a few months, you can have a little weekend away to look forward to.

No announcement as yet.

But Meli thats sounds lovely. X

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I am currently sat still surrounded by all our wedding stuff from 17 months ago - you can take your pick of the decorations, I still have all the flowers & some lovely still unused gifts

(we didn’t ask for any gifts at all so we were truly grateful)

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A hundred tins of squirty cream.

Ohhh yes please.

Can I come? I'll bring the strawberries to go with the squirty cream"

Yes of course you can

Everyone loves strawberries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like to come and celebrate even if it was just an evening invite.

I’d bring a plus one and a hastily bought petrol station card containing 50 quid in used notes and a witty yet heartfelt message of luck and support."

Count yourself firmly on the guest list.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'll be there and I'll bring Miss.Red and a cake. Might slip a tenner in an envelope too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be there and I'll bring Miss.Red and a cake. Might slip a tenner in an envelope too."

Miss read is already on the list.

She didn't mention a plus one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play something on the piano for your first dance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll play something on the piano for your first dance

Aww that would be lovely.

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By *ockandspoonCouple
over a year ago

Chester

I'll bring the chocolate browies and ice cream x

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By *pple16Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

I’ll shoot the wedding pictures

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m still touched by all the trees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m still touched by all the trees

So am I

With all these offers we pretty much have all need for a fabulous wedding

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll be there and I'll bring Miss.Red and a cake. Might slip a tenner in an envelope too.

Miss read is already on the list.

She didn't mention a plus one.

Haha

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

I'll bring the boys from the band to get everyone up on the dancefloor - how does a little New Orleans street party vibe sound to you?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I'll be there and I'll bring Miss.Red and a cake. Might slip a tenner in an envelope too.

Miss read is already on the list.

She didn't mention a plus one.

Probably because she's got her eye on one of the ushers

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Ooo I'm in! (I hope).

I'll bring you a card with some cash in, maybe a really ugly table cloth that you'll never use and my totally inappropriate sense of humour that will have you blushing! I'll also probably end up d*unk dry humping someone

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