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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So quite a well known forumite has inspired this thread, got me thinking...

What makes spunk lumpy?

Men... When you ejaculate, does yours come out in a thin,quick liquidy shot, thick and gradual or just full on lumpy?

Come on, share your consistency with me...

Ladies... Do you like spunk, or would you rather the male dispose of it in a way, that you don't have to deal with it?

I apologise to those, who have not yet eaten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry this made me laugh out loud.

You've probably asked something that most of us have wondered from time to time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry this made me laugh out loud.

You've probably asked something that most of us have wondered from time to time

No need to apologise... Its seriously something I've wondered about for a while... It it diet that makes it lumpy? The lack of 'clearing the pipes'? Or do some people just have naturally lumpy spunk?

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I must pay more attention I think ..I never knew it could be lumpy

...My husbands is lovely and smooth no lumps as that would make me sick , and it depends what mood I’m in as to how I dispose of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The juice depends on how ripe the watermelon is.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Mine comes out in nice straight lines and there’s plenty in the tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The juice depends on how ripe the watermelon is."

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The juice depends on how ripe the watermelon is."

So if you eat watermelon, you'll be extra juicy? What if you're allergic to melon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine comes out in nice straight lines and there’s plenty in the tank

Didn’t you get rid of it this morning at the Tesco glory hole

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Never come across any lumpy texture but I’m happy with any amount

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I love heavy cummer. Turns me on more when I seen loads of cum squirting out fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lumpy?! Is that a thing? I never knew this

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

When you say lumpy do you mean like rice pudding ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, my penis doesn't talk to me anymore because I'm not getting him any sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lumpy?! Is that a thing? I never knew this "

Lumpy custard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Mine comes out in nice straight lines and there’s plenty in the tank

Didn’t you get rid of it this morning at the Tesco glory hole

Omg we would never get the queues down if we had them at Tescos. Takes hole in the wall to another level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine comes out like this

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I never knew it could be lumpy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say lumpy do you mean like rice pudding ?

More like tapioca

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting

Hell no. I never 'cum' across it... The nearest is really thick cum that slowly dribbles out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im actually crying laughing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lumpy?! Is that a thing? I never knew this

Lumpy custard

Oh no! Don’t ruin custard for me!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

lumpy?! Is that a thing? I never knew this "

same I’m tempted to google it

...

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Mine comes out like this

Oh thought you had a video to demonstrate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine comes out like this

That’s beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lumpy?! Is that a thing? I never knew this

Lumpy custard

Oh no! Don’t ruin custard for me! "

Out of date milk

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I know what you mean Iv seen it before

but not sure why it’s like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting

Chewy though???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting

Chewy?! Now I’m just thinking of milk that’s gone bad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know what you mean Iv seen it before

but not sure why it’s like that

Thank you!!! Thought I must of been a bit crazy then, glad, well sort of, that you've also experienced this strange consistanty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what you mean Iv seen it before

but not sure why it’s like that

It's usually a build up from overnight or when you are turned on but not touching your penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting

Chewy though???

I personally don't chew... But it looks like it would have a great bubble blowing texture to it.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Cottage cheese is coming to mind

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

lumpy?! Is that a thing? I never knew this

same I’m tempted to google it

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I just have.. Basically the older the man gets, the less hydrated it becomes. Less water. More lumpy. Lumpy cum is mainly made of protein with absence of water.

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Having pondered this for a few minutes I think I know what you mean! Mine is thick (but not lumpy) if I haven’t cum for a while (over 10days) and gets thinner and thinner the shorter the distance between Cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what you mean Iv seen it before

but not sure why it’s like that

It's usually a build up from overnight or when you are turned on but not touching your penis."

What have you been touching then

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

So any older men to verify this lumpy cum, please step forward?

I only sleep with younger men who spray like a hose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lumpy?! Is that a thing? I never knew this

same I’m tempted to google it

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I just have.. Basically the older the man gets, the less hydrated it becomes. Less water. More lumpy. Lumpy cum is mainly made of protein with absence of water. "

So in short... I need to start fucking the younger ones, or make sure the older ones are hydrated before giving me their load?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cottage cheese is coming to mind

Ffs that was my lunch for tomorrow

that’s been ruined!

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I love heavy cummer. Turns me on more when I seen loads of cum squirting out fast. "

For me that's what happens if it's been a week or two since the last time - lovely thick looping beads of dirty spunk spurting forth. But if it's the morning after a good few goes then it's a bit thicker and less volume.

Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lumpy?! Is that a thing? I never knew this

same I’m tempted to google it

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I just have.. Basically the older the man gets, the less hydrated it becomes. Less water. More lumpy. Lumpy cum is mainly made of protein with absence of water.

So in short... I need to start fucking the younger ones, or make sure the older ones are hydrated before giving me their load? "

Seems so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been working on this like a mad scientist for awhile and I think I’ve got a consultation..

If I haven’t fired for awhile it’s a thick one and a lot of it.. like most I imagine.

If it’s been recent then it’s slightly runny but still thick.

But!! If I’ve been pumping away for ages on a recent load, I can only describe as if you was holding the end on a tap then turning it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what you mean Iv seen it before

but not sure why it’s like that

It's usually a build up from overnight or when you are turned on but not touching your penis.

What have you been touching then

Well last time I checked you can't touch your cock whilst standing in a queue in a shop

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Men keep hydrated drink pineapple juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what you mean Iv seen it before

but not sure why it’s like that

It's usually a build up from overnight or when you are turned on but not touching your penis.

What have you been touching then

Well last time I checked you can't touch your cock whilst standing in a queue in a shop

I’ve got belly ache from laughing at this thread..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well thank you for all your input.

When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men keep hydrated drink pineapple juice

Careful with pineapples though, they're highly acidic

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting

I just had a little vomit. (vomit)

Cheers Little Miss Sunshine.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well thank you for all your input.

When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45.

I think that's the way to go, avoiding the tapioca

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Well thank you for all your input.

When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45.

And celery. Think I read somewhere that it increases a chap's 'yield'

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Men keep hydrated drink pineapple juice

Careful with pineapples though, they're highly acidic

But it’s so worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well thank you for all your input.

When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45.

And celery. Think I read somewhere that it increases a chap's 'yield'

Celery? Well I have some of that growing in the garden, should be ready by the time we're allowed back out to play.. Could be doubled up at a whipping device too... Good call

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Cottage cheese is coming to mind

Ffs that was my lunch for tomorrow

that’s been ruined!

Apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well thank you for all your input.

When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45.

And celery. Think I read somewhere that it increases a chap's 'yield'

Celery? Well I have some of that growing in the garden, should be ready by the time we're allowed back out to play.. Could be doubled up at a whipping device too... Good call

And celery whipping... thank you for really making me belly chuckle tonight xx

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Cottage cheese is coming to mind

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Omg I love cottage cheese ...well I did love cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well thank you for all your input.

When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45.

And celery. Think I read somewhere that it increases a chap's 'yield'

Celery? Well I have some of that growing in the garden, should be ready by the time we're allowed back out to play.. Could be doubled up at a whipping device too... Good call

And celery whipping... thank you for really making me belly chuckle tonight xx

You're welcome. Glad I could be of some kind of positive service.

Maybe I'll pop back again, with some other curiosities that pop into my mind. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines smooth and I can shoot it surprisingly far sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well thank you for all your input.

When the ban has been lifted, I'll be carrying pineapple juice, some water melon portions and honing in on guys under 45.

And celery. Think I read somewhere that it increases a chap's 'yield'

Celery? Well I have some of that growing in the garden, should be ready by the time we're allowed back out to play.. Could be doubled up at a whipping device too... Good call

And celery whipping... thank you for really making me belly chuckle tonight xx

You're welcome. Glad I could be of some kind of positive service.

Maybe I'll pop back again, with some other curiosities that pop into my mind. Xx"

Please do. This is the most I've laughed in days xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines smooth and I can shoot it surprisingly far sometimes

You're too late, unless you're here for the celery whipping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo Err

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can honestly say I've never really inspected it that closely .

Difficult to reach down and stop it down someones throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it? "

This!!!

I guess you could whip it up with the celery, ensuring a smooth consistency. Just a thought...

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting

I only ever gave my first husband one blowjob in the ten years we were married as he had lumpy cum and I didn’t like it...... bless him. Ever since then the odd time I’ve seen lumpy cum it’s made me feel a little sick!!!

Mrs J

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it? "

More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it?

More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird

Not when it’s dripping out yer arse it wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it?

More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird

Not when it’s dripping out yer arse it wouldn’t

Anything that goes up my arse... Is coming straight back out and over your face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it?

More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird

Not when it’s dripping out yer arse it wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it?

More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird

Not when it’s dripping out yer arse it wouldn’t

Mr Mystique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting

please god dont let me meet him, I love spunk but I couldnt chew on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waits patiently for the celery spanking thread*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg... I can't be the only one who has experienced lumpy chewy spunk... Who the fuck have I been meeting

please god dont let me meet him, I love spunk but I couldnt chew on it

Collect enough of it, put it in a jar.. Great for sticking posters up.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Are you talking the texture of Bisto gravy OP when it’s not been mixed up properly and there’s little globules in it?

More like wallpaper paste that hasn't been mixed properly... Brown spunk would just be damn right weird

Not when it’s dripping out yer arse it wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice and straight, get some good distance on it if I haven’t had a play in a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do enjoy a lovely spunk dump but I've never had it lumpy before o.O I think that would make me UncOMForTabLe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do enjoy a lovely spunk dump but I've never had it lumpy before o.O I think that would make me UncOMForTabLe

It helps to collect left over food from your teeth, just like chewing gum

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Mine comes out like this

What like a rainbow that’s impressive

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