FabSwingers.com forum: Distancing and gloryholes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a thought I’ve had pretty much since the start of this lockdown..

Ok I know it’s still physical contact and not 2 meters etc.. but I can’t imagine standing outside your local Tesco with half your neighbour hood is any safer least if you catch it, you had fun doing so

Save your negativity please I’m not considering it just pondering it.

Thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The idea behind lockdown and social distancing isn't to eliminate contact between people but to drastically reduce it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"No"

This ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

The only way is Essex!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

Now That would be interesting next to the hand sanitiser

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

It is in between toilet rolls and kitchen rolls aisle.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Wish I could afford to shop at Tesco’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tesco’s was an example

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank."

That should so be the new slogan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

You know there is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

You know there is

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F&B is migrating!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank."

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

Risks are judged by potential benefit.

Obtaining food is necessary for survival.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

You don't need to get your dick sucked to survive, but you do need groceries. That's the difference

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

as long as you wash with soap and water for 20seconds between consumers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

You know there is

F&B is migrating!"

He’s cumming

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

It is in between toilet rolls and kitchen rolls aisle.

Oh lord, what was the hole I was sticking it through then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

It is in between toilet rolls and kitchen rolls aisle.

Oh lord, what was the hole I was sticking it through then

The cash point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

You don't need to get your dick sucked to survive, but you do need groceries. That's the difference

Every little helps

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

I tend not to swap bodily fluids with other shoppers... I think you might be doing this shopping thing wrong, if you are in such danger of catching the virus when in Tesco.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

It is in between toilet rolls and kitchen rolls aisle.

Oh lord, what was the hole I was sticking it through then

The cash point

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

Risks are judged by potential benefit.

Obtaining food is necessary for survival."

What about people who go to the supermarket only for alcohol, cigarettes, crisps, giant plastic fish... are they better or worse people than the glory holer?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

It is in between toilet rolls and kitchen rolls aisle.

Oh lord, what was the hole I was sticking it through then

The cash point

Can't be sure but maybe somewhere between household cleaners and pet food...Or was it near the cooked meat isle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if we can't hug our Relatives then I am not sure that that's gonna be allowed.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

Risks are judged by potential benefit.

Obtaining food is necessary for survival.

What about people who go to the supermarket only for alcohol, cigarettes, crisps, giant plastic fish... are they better or worse people than the glory holer?"

That's me, still find myself in random isles due to the one way system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

Risks are judged by potential benefit.

Obtaining food is necessary for survival.

What about people who go to the supermarket only for alcohol, cigarettes, crisps, giant plastic fish... are they better or worse people than the glory holer?"

Urm yes as you are unlikely to have bodily fluid on your packet of fags.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if we can't hug our Relatives then I am not sure that that's gonna be allowed.

Put a giant bag over them and I’ll think you’ll be good

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

At the risk of being really negative, I find all this "how can I find a loophole, during this once in a century global health crisis, to get sex?" business really unfunny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the risk of being really negative, I find all this "how can I find a loophole, during this once in a century global health crisis, to get sex?" business really unfunny."

I find it really sad to be honest

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

I tend not to swap bodily fluids with other shoppers... I think you might be doing this shopping thing wrong, if you are in such danger of catching the virus when in Tesco. "

I think you need to resist biology GCSE, you’re more likely to catch COVID-19 in a supermarket than anywhere else currently, all those key workers (carriers) and thousands of people passing through an area full of hard surfaces with out any temperature checks or contact tracing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

I tend not to swap bodily fluids with other shoppers... I think you might be doing this shopping thing wrong, if you are in such danger of catching the virus when in Tesco.

I think you will find hospital workers would disagree with you.

Also if that was the case why aren't numbers going up.

Plus you can live without a blow job but not food.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

What am I saying, they are not isles but aisles. Missed a year at school due to a virus sadly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My grocery shop is my biggest risk by far, but I'm not taking delivery slots from people more vulnerable than me, and I need food to survive.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"My grocery shop is my biggest risk by far, but I'm not taking delivery slots from people more vulnerable than me, and I need food to survive."

Said the same to my sister when she was trying to book deliveries, she's fairly low risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My grocery shop is my biggest risk by far, but I'm not taking delivery slots from people more vulnerable than me, and I need food to survive."

We are very thankful for people that do this as we are reliant on delivery's. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It may become a little impersonal through 3 condoms for the suckee and a rubber gloved hand for the sucker, copious amounts of hand sanitiser as lube...I think Id rather wait

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

Every little helps.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"My grocery shop is my biggest risk by far, but I'm not taking delivery slots from people more vulnerable than me, and I need food to survive.

We are very thankful for people that do this as we are reliant on delivery's. X"

My daughter is picking them, it’s not good, crowded and no ppe, they use flexible labour too so move into store mid morning, but you are very safe getting it delivered , much safer than going to the store

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I manage to stand two metres apart from people queueing to get into Tesco...

And no, I won't be doing it. Help the NHS, save lives, have a wank.

In my head you’re more at risk in that situation than you’d be in with 1 penis through a hole..

Obviously choose your guy/women wisely, I Didn’t say make a line bigger than Tesco’s

Again Im not condoning it lol

I tend not to swap bodily fluids with other shoppers... I think you might be doing this shopping thing wrong, if you are in such danger of catching the virus when in Tesco.

I think you will find hospital workers would disagree with you.

Also if that was the case why aren't numbers going up.

Plus you can live without a blow job but not food. "

Let the hospital workers here tell us then....

Where and how , under current restrictions are you most likely to contract COVID-19 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could your mom dude on the otherside of the gloryhole

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"It could your mom dude on the otherside of the gloryhole"

Not mine it couldn't, bless her memory

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

I actually can't stop laughing at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could your mom dude on the otherside of the gloryhole

Not mine it couldn't, bless her memory"

I don't have a comeback

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"It could your mom dude on the otherside of the gloryhole

Not mine it couldn't, bless her memory

I don't have a comeback "

No need, it was a while ago and a relief given how she was at the end. Strokes can be very bad for some and the second and fatal one can be a blessing sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a glory hole at Tesco?

Judging by the prices... we're all getting fucked at Tesco's

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