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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

say FFS to yourself?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’m on about 20 today. That’s kids for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19381082

That’s what being in a group chat with you does to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least 10 times, kids, work and lunatic drivers all contribute lol

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

More and more frequently of late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want me to count???

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"19381082

That’s what being in a group chat with you does to me "

That’s a lot of fucks

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I don’t have that many fingers to count....

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"At least 10 times, kids, work and lunatic drivers all contribute lol

They soon add up don’t they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot!! Especially when trying to build a dog pound

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"More and more frequently of late."

I bet you said a big FFS about 6pm yesterday didn’t you?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You want me to count???

FFS

I’m on 21 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I must be up to 1000 times

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t have that many fingers to count...."

Toes as well my friend

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

ffs! Why ask ?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Alot!! Especially when trying to build a dog pound

Does your dog like swimming?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Today I must be up to 1000 times

Relax don’t do it

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t swear to myself particularly

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I don’t have that many fingers to count....

Toes as well my friend

Still not enough!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alot!! Especially when trying to build a dog pound

Does your dog like swimming? "

Only in ponds

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"ffs! Why ask ? "

Cause I’m F’ing well up to here today granny. Do you want a kid? (that doesn’t sound right at all does it?)

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t swear to myself particularly

I’ve heard your potty mouth Babsy

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"More and more frequently of late.

I bet you said a big FFS about 6pm yesterday didn’t you?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t have that many fingers to count....

Toes as well my friend

Still not enough!!

T’others fingers and toes as well

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Alot!! Especially when trying to build a dog pound

Does your dog like swimming?

Only in ponds"

You’ll have to build one of those as well then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t swear much. I just growl a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"say FFS to yourself?

Never. I don't like laziness, for fucks sake.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh good lord, really?!

Far too many.

Jo.Xx

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t swear much. I just growl a lot "

You little liar, you do both

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"say FFS to yourself?

Never. I don't like laziness, for fucks sake."

Oh FFS it’s Jimboooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t swear much. I just growl a lot

You little liar, you do both

lol. I rarely swear! Not in anger I don’t really.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t swear to myself particularly

I’ve heard your potty mouth Babsy

You would make the Pope swear you would

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh good lord, really?!

Far too many.

Jo.Xx "

Jo I know you don’t swear

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t swear much. I just growl a lot

You little liar, you do both

lol. I rarely swear! Not in anger I don’t really. "

You double liar. Let me see your tongue I bet it’s green innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t swear much. I just growl a lot

You little liar, you do both

lol. I rarely swear! Not in anger I don’t really.

You double liar. Let me see your tongue I bet it’s green innit?

No but my bum seems to be on fire

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t swear to myself particularly

I’ve heard your potty mouth Babsy

You would make the Pope swear you would

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t swear much. I just growl a lot

You little liar, you do both

lol. I rarely swear! Not in anger I don’t really.

You double liar. Let me see your tongue I bet it’s green innit?

No but my bum seems to be on fire

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I do not swear i tend to tut. My boss once brought it up at my supervision about me tutting. Maybe i should swear more.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oh good lord, really?!

Far too many.

Jo.Xx

Jo I know you don’t swear

Jo.Xx

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I do not swear i tend to tut. My boss once brought it up at my supervision about me tutting. Maybe i should swear more. "

I’d of told him to fuck off

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I do not swear i tend to tut. My boss once brought it up at my supervision about me tutting. Maybe i should swear more.

I’d of told him to fuck off

No i think i just tutted to annoy him.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I do not swear i tend to tut. My boss once brought it up at my supervision about me tutting. Maybe i should swear more.

I’d of told him to fuck off

No i think i just tutted to annoy him."

I can see how that would’ve got more of a reaction now I look back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say as standard between every sentence

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Say as standard between every sentence "

Soup and water it is for you Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today loads and loads almost to point of running out of daily stock..sitting in tree canopy reducing height of big trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 would rather the real thing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say as standard between every sentence

Soup and water it is for you Mrs

FOR FUCKS SAKE!

I think not! Chips or I wallop you round the head with a wet kipper

Ffs...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Today loads and loads almost to point of running out of daily stock..sitting in tree canopy reducing height of big trees

Bags of FFS are on sale now in B&Q, go stock up

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Say as standard between every sentence

Soup and water it is for you Mrs

FOR FUCKS SAKE!

I think not! Chips or I wallop you round the head with a wet kipper

Ffs..."

I don’t have chips I only have 2 spuds. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not many OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say as standard between every sentence

Soup and water it is for you Mrs

FOR FUCKS SAKE!

I think not! Chips or I wallop you round the head with a wet kipper

Ffs...

I don’t have chips I only have 2 spuds. Sorry

Just enough to make chips with then.... Offeth thy poppeth

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

An awful lot should I keep count

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not many OP

FFS you little fibber

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"An awful lot should I keep count

I’d say in the 100’s for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the term “Fuck me”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer the term “Fuck me”

If I'm at work I say "crikey on a bike"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer the term “Fuck me”

If I'm at work I say "crikey on a bike"

Oh at work, I’ve learnt more swear words! Teenagers have a completely different language.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I prefer the term “Fuck me”

If I'm at work I say "crikey on a bike"

Oh at work, I’ve learnt more swear words! Teenagers have a completely different language.

Both of you would get detention in my class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not many OP

FFS you little fibber

FFS...I don’t..FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm on the road, losing the count

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"say FFS to yourself?

Today == none

I’ve been a good girl

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

"say FFS to yourself?

Loads

Literally just said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer the term “Fuck me”

If I'm at work I say "crikey on a bike"

Oh at work, I’ve learnt more swear words! Teenagers have a completely different language.

Both of you would get detention in my class.

Them chips ready yet?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not many OP

FFS you little fibber

FFS...I don’t..FFS

Yes you F’ing we’ll do say FFS. Now stop F’ing about and admit it FFS

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"When I'm on the road, losing the count

Rocco I feel your pain brother

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"say FFS to yourself?

Today == none

I’ve been a good girl

Another white lie

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I prefer the term “Fuck me”

If I'm at work I say "crikey on a bike"

Oh at work, I’ve learnt more swear words! Teenagers have a completely different language.

Both of you would get detention in my class.

Them chips ready yet?

Only crinkle cut today I’m afraid

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"say FFS to yourself?

Today == none

I’ve been a good girl

Another white lie

I prefer pink ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh soo many..

My other is shit, bollox, arse, wank, fuck

Rolls off the tongue nicely Haha

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Far too many times today

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oooh soo many..

My other is shit, bollox, arse, wank, fuck

Rolls off the tongue nicely Haha "

You need to rinse your potty mouth out young lady

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Far too many times today "

Relax, sit down, take the weight of your feet. Then get shit faced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I'm on the road, losing the count

Rocco I feel your pain brother

I'll die from heart attack mate if Covid19 doesn't catch me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh soo many..

My other is shit, bollox, arse, wank, fuck

Rolls off the tongue nicely Haha

You need to rinse your potty mouth out young lady

God no... it's part of my charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too many to count. Usually I’m in double digits by 9am

L x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Far too many to count. Usually I’m in double digits by 9am

L x"

Best to let it all out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many...mostly while I'm working though

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Be easier to count how many times in an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less than 5 I reckon

Massive controlling indrawn breaths, a few more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lose count....

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over a year ago

"I prefer the term “Fuck me”

If I'm at work I say "crikey on a bike"

Oh at work, I’ve learnt more swear words! Teenagers have a completely different language.

Both of you would get detention in my class.

Them chips ready yet?

Only crinkle cut today I’m afraid

For fucks sake!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Many...mostly while I'm working though "

That shouldn’t just be restricted to yourself in work

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Many...mostly while I'm working though "

That shouldn’t just be restricted to yourself in work

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Be easier to count how many times in an hour

Professional FFSer

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not many as I'm only working once a week

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Less than 5 I reckon

Massive controlling indrawn breaths, a few more. "

I’m not having it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I prefer the term “Fuck me”

If I'm at work I say "crikey on a bike"

Oh at work, I’ve learnt more swear words! Teenagers have a completely different language.

Both of you would get detention in my class.

Them chips ready yet?

Only crinkle cut today I’m afraid

For fucks sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way to many ha ha

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

FFS

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"FFS

Ohh FFS

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"FFS

Ohh FFS

Exactly

now stop teasing me with your breasticles FFS

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"FFS

Ohh FFS

Exactly

now stop teasing me with your breasticles FFS

That's not for you, it's for me.

Carry on darling

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

Constantly ... from under my breath (kids) to out loud (all manner of reasons)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"FFS

Ohh FFS

Exactly

now stop teasing me with your breasticles FFS

Ohh suck it up FFS

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"FFS

Ohh FFS

Exactly

now stop teasing me with your breasticles FFS

That's not for you, it's for me.

Carry on darling

You can look all you like darling

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"FFS

Ohh FFS

Exactly

now stop teasing me with your breasticles FFS

That's not for you, it's for me.

Carry on darling

You can look all you like darling

And I doooooo

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"FFS

Ohh FFS

Exactly

now stop teasing me with your breasticles FFS

Ohh suck it up FFS

FFS

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Constantly ... from under my breath (kids) to out loud (all manner of reasons) "

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on if I'm in work or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS thought this was gonna be a wanking thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I’ve used up my quota for today already x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"19381082

That’s what being in a group chat with you does to me

That’s a lot of fucks

All for you, bby

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ffs, shit loads.

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By *hegreyMan
over a year ago

Ripon

I don't think a number exists for the amount of times

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Been a FFS sorta weekend and it's only Friday

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