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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

listen up you fellas.

After reading profiles, why oh why do you think i want a fella who is gonna be glued to me jack and danny for hours on end ????

I dont ok....

Its a small part of what they call foreplay....A SMALL PART OK.

if i wanted to meet "man from atlantis" i would say so....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ahhh the ol' "I can lick a pussy for hours" ... always makes me think they can't be very good at it if they are doing it for that long....and I'll just end up with achey hips from being stuck on my back with my legs in the air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No finesse, obviously young guys!!!! lolol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Exactly....

I mean..i can suck dick for hours but i dont have to...

A cpl of mins and BANG !!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You’d think they’d want to give the impression they had a wider repertoire of bedroom skills... other than mimicking someone who’s just eaten a donut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’d think they’d want to give the impression they had a wider repertoire of bedroom skills... other than mimicking someone who’s just eaten a donut."

Mmmmmmmmm! donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno, you girls eh... sometimes its all me me me.

Your soo right though.. its the quality not the quantity, its a given fact surely?

me.. once its wet, its ready.. if its ready, i'm ready if I'm ready who cares lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should write something like "I know how to eat a Walnut Whip or Creme Egg properly"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yup...

Or i likes marmite specially all over me dick.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

i can balance a walnut whip on me dick and a cream egg on me nose while playing god save the queen with me feet and finger a woman till she screams with pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i can balance a walnut whip on me dick and a cream egg on me nose while playing god save the queen with me feet and finger a woman till she screams with pleasure "

WOW!!!!! that was you on "you tube" ?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i can balance a walnut whip on me dick and a cream egg on me nose while playing god save the queen with me feet and finger a woman till she screams with pleasure "

tut..bragging again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i gotta disagree

foreplay is most deffo NOT a small part in my bed ,

The longer the better , its the tense build up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yerrrr

BUT i dont want the bugger stuck on me jack and danny all nite neither.

It gotta be a bit of everything...surely...?

Innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And the "small part" of it.is him glueing himself to me bits....

THe rest i likes

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You’d think they’d want to give the impression they had a wider repertoire of bedroom skills... other than mimicking someone who’s just eaten a donut."

Are you talking ring donuts here? pmsl xx

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"i can balance a walnut whip on me dick and a cream egg on me nose while playing god save the queen with me feet and finger a woman till she screams with pleasure

WOW!!!!! that was you on "you tube" ????? "

my three minutes of fame lol ( i wish)

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