FabSwingers.com forum: Bouncy Castle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So imagine there is a big fab forum sized bouncy castle for us all.

It goes without saying somebody will end up crying as it’s the law of bouncy castles. What made you cry?

Were you pushed off? If so who here did it? Best answer will crown you the king/queen of the castle

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I fell off when Queenie asked me one of her random questions whilst attempting a back flip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was pushed off by bustybelle.

We both went for a bouncing into each other cuddle and her boobs hit me in he nose and I fell off the end I grazed my knee and got a nose bleed had a little cry but it was worth it to have those boobies in my face even though it was an accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell off when Queenie asked me one of her random questions whilst attempting a back flip

This actually happened

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I fell off when Queenie asked me one of her random questions whilst attempting a back flip

This actually happened "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knocked myself out with my boobs. I just couldnt imagine jumping on a bouncy castle with these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!"

Stuck in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So imagine there is a big fab forum sized bouncy castle for us all.

It goes without saying somebody will end up crying as it’s the law of bouncy castles. What made you cry?

Were you pushed off? If so who here did it? Best answer will crown you the king/queen of the castle

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that woman with the massive boobs landed on top of me and she shouldn't have been wearing heels either

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

York

I got kicked off by Her Majesty for not taking my shoes off.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

No one would have fun with me, everyone ignored me, and someone took the piss out of my clothes, actually feels like a day on the forums or horid memories of school .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So imagine there is a big fab forum sized bouncy castle for us all.

It goes without saying somebody will end up crying as it’s the law of bouncy castles. What made you cry?

Were you pushed off? If so who here did it? Best answer will crown you the king/queen of the castle

that woman with the massive boobs landed on top of me and she shouldn't have been wearing heels either

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sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!

Stuck in my head now

Same here! I've got it on right now. I need a bouncy castle in my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cried because the others wouldn’t let me join in with the group bouncing up and down

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!

Stuck in my head now

Same here! I've got it on right now. I need a bouncy castle in my garden

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I take the blame. Sorry

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I fled because of too many unrestrained boners thumping me in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fled because of too many unrestrained boners thumping me in the face"
sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!

Stuck in my head now

Same here! I've got it on right now. I need a bouncy castle in my garden

I take the blame. Sorry

Nah don't be sorry. It's all good. Not heard that in such a long time. Not been on a bouncy castle for ages. Oh the things to do after lockdown

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I fled because of too many unrestrained boners thumping me in the face"

I couldnt help it watching your boobies bouncing, my apologies

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!

Stuck in my head now

Same here! I've got it on right now. I need a bouncy castle in my garden

I take the blame. Sorry

Nah don't be sorry. It's all good. Not heard that in such a long time. Not been on a bouncy castle for ages. Oh the things to do after lockdown

Indeed , I may run around Northampton town centre in my boxers screaming " I'm free " .

I'll get stabbed but fuck it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!

Stuck in my head now

Same here! I've got it on right now. I need a bouncy castle in my garden

I take the blame. Sorry

Nah don't be sorry. It's all good. Not heard that in such a long time. Not been on a bouncy castle for ages. Oh the things to do after lockdown

Indeed , I may run around Northampton town centre in my boxers screaming " I'm free " .

I'll get stabbed but fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!

Stuck in my head now

Same here! I've got it on right now. I need a bouncy castle in my garden

I take the blame. Sorry

Nah don't be sorry. It's all good. Not heard that in such a long time. Not been on a bouncy castle for ages. Oh the things to do after lockdown

Indeed , I may run around Northampton town centre in my boxers screaming " I'm free " .

I'll get stabbed but fuck it

Pfffffffft

Let out a proper giggle right there!! Haha

Keep changing direction when running because they will have to aim from 2m distance to get you. No doubt everyone will join in with the streaker session once they see how happy you are.

Freeeeeee at last

#TrendSetter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My reason for crying is due to me organising the bouncy castle and making enough jelly and ice cream for all and nobody has touched it.

That and the pending lawsuit for the injuries some of you got so far.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!

Stuck in my head now

Same here! I've got it on right now. I need a bouncy castle in my garden

I take the blame. Sorry

Nah don't be sorry. It's all good. Not heard that in such a long time. Not been on a bouncy castle for ages. Oh the things to do after lockdown

Indeed , I may run around Northampton town centre in my boxers screaming " I'm free " .

I'll get stabbed but fuck it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!

Stuck in my head now

Same here! I've got it on right now. I need a bouncy castle in my garden

I take the blame. Sorry

Nah don't be sorry. It's all good. Not heard that in such a long time. Not been on a bouncy castle for ages. Oh the things to do after lockdown

Indeed , I may run around Northampton town centre in my boxers screaming " I'm free " .

I'll get stabbed but fuck it

Pfffffffft

Let out a proper giggle right there!! Haha

Keep changing direction when running because they will have to aim from 2m distance to get you. No doubt everyone will join in with the streaker session once they see how happy you are.

Freeeeeee at last

#TrendSetter"
Thankyou

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I was pushed off by bustybelle.

Haha you egit

I kissed it better for you didn’t I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was pushed off by bustybelle.

Haha you egit

I kissed it better for you didn’t I

Ha ha ha oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was pushed off by bustybelle.

Haha you egit

I kissed it better for you didn’t I

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you did your so carring xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My reason for crying is due to me organising the bouncy castle and making enough jelly and ice cream for all and nobody has touched it.

That and the pending lawsuit for the injuries some of you got so far."

Apologies. My bad... I am in a bouncy mood... boing boing

everyone knows you get on a bouncy castle at your own risk so let's carry on bouncing... woohoo !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slips on helmet

boobs & boners everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!

Stuck in my head now

Same here! I've got it on right now. I need a bouncy castle in my garden

I take the blame. Sorry

Nah don't be sorry. It's all good. Not heard that in such a long time. Not been on a bouncy castle for ages. Oh the things to do after lockdown

Indeed , I may run around Northampton town centre in my boxers screaming " I'm free " .

I'll get stabbed but fuck it

Pfffffffft

Let out a proper giggle right there!! Haha

Keep changing direction when running because they will have to aim from 2m distance to get you. No doubt everyone will join in with the streaker session once they see how happy you are.

Freeeeeee at last

#TrendSetter Thankyou

I can see it now...

New version of the human train (2m apart, no connection needed) seen as where not meant to be using public transport. You could be onto something here you know...

The only way is...

All roads lead to...

Northampton!!

Streakers aboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips on helmet

boobs & boners everywhere.

Whooopsie, careful!

I just got this sudden urge to do the cha cha. That's how we do it on a Fab bouncy castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a naked bouncy castle?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is it a naked bouncy castle?

Must be my boob has knocked WD out

I’m not responsible for them when they arnt locked up

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh heck, no bras? Fuck this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle .

Tune

Tuuuuuuuuuuune !!

Stuck in my head now

Same here! I've got it on right now. I need a bouncy castle in my garden

I take the blame. Sorry

Nah don't be sorry. It's all good. Not heard that in such a long time. Not been on a bouncy castle for ages. Oh the things to do after lockdown

Indeed , I may run around Northampton town centre in my boxers screaming " I'm free " .

I'll get stabbed but fuck it

Pfffffffft

Let out a proper giggle right there!! Haha

Keep changing direction when running because they will have to aim from 2m distance to get you. No doubt everyone will join in with the streaker session once they see how happy you are.

Freeeeeee at last

#TrendSetter Thankyou

I can see it now...

New version of the human train (2m apart, no connection needed) seen as where not meant to be using public transport. You could be onto something here you know...

The only way is...

All roads lead to...

Northampton!!

Streakers aboard

You all dont wanna come to Northampton trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh heck, no bras? Fuck this

Ha ha I don't think there are any rules so you can have bra, but if they pop out nobody complaining

Let's carry on bouncing. Wonder who can stay up the longest!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a naked bouncy castle?

Must be my boob has knocked WD out

I’m not responsible for them when they arnt locked up

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it was the best 2 seconds of my life though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a naked bouncy castle?

Must be my boob has knocked WD out

I’m not responsible for them when they arnt locked up

it was the best 2 seconds of my life though

Remember all.. any bruising from these boobs or boners... there is a surplus amount of not eaten ice cream to the side for bruise based swelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a naked bouncy castle?

Must be my boob has knocked WD out

I’m not responsible for them when they arnt locked up

it was the best 2 seconds of my life though

Remember all.. any bruising from these boobs or boners... there is a surplus amount of not eaten ice cream to the side for bruise based swelling."
well for those 2 seconds something was swelling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a naked bouncy castle?

Must be my boob has knocked WD out

I’m not responsible for them when they arnt locked up

it was the best 2 seconds of my life though

Remember all.. any bruising from these boobs or boners... there is a surplus amount of not eaten ice cream to the side for bruise based swelling. well for those 2 seconds something was swelling lol

Ha ha

Oh go on then I will have a lick... of that much needed ice cream. Working up a sweat here with all this bouncing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a naked bouncy castle?

Must be my boob has knocked WD out

I’m not responsible for them when they arnt locked up

it was the best 2 seconds of my life though

Remember all.. any bruising from these boobs or boners... there is a surplus amount of not eaten ice cream to the side for bruise based swelling. well for those 2 seconds something was swelling lol

Ha ha

Oh go on then I will have a lick... of that much needed ice cream. Working up a sweat here with all this bouncing

Bad news bouncers... the balloon guy due to arrive at 12:30 to entertain you all whilst you have a rest has cancelled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a naked bouncy castle?

Must be my boob has knocked WD out

I’m not responsible for them when they arnt locked up

it was the best 2 seconds of my life though

Remember all.. any bruising from these boobs or boners... there is a surplus amount of not eaten ice cream to the side for bruise based swelling. well for those 2 seconds something was swelling lol

Ha ha

Oh go on then I will have a lick... of that much needed ice cream. Working up a sweat here with all this bouncing

Bad news bouncers... the balloon guy due to arrive at 12:30 to entertain you all whilst you have a rest has cancelled.

Ah man! I was looking forward to that. Oh oh how about we get in a replacement... that guy from Britian's Got Talent... he broke a record blindfolded making balloon animals... skills!

I suppose he is fully booked ffs

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