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"Yaaaay hey Jim! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Congratulations on being tonight's ¹st ²nd and ³rd poster. Nice posting! Smileyface | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface " Meli was greedy and went for first, second and thirdface. Hey Lois! Hey Jim and other nocturnalers! I'm letting off steam after wasting 15 minutes of getting hopes up that it would be more than vague, bullshit. Ach well. | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. That was a real return to form from Melificent. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface)" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. | |||
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"Hi Jim, Meli, Lois and everyone who joins later xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Reason. How was your lockdown birthday? x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface)" Sam I just wanna know what hairstyle you're rocking in your avatar. Please and thanking you kindly. | |||
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"Evening How is everybody? x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Euphoria and your greenface. How are you? x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Sam I just wanna know what hairstyle you're rocking in your avatar. Please and thanking you kindly." Retired surfer according to my youngest son. I’m in need of a barbershop | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface Meli was greedy and went for first, second and thirdface. Hey Lois! Hey Jim and other nocturnalers! I'm letting off steam after wasting 15 minutes of getting hopes up that it would be more than vague, bullshit. Ach well." Greedy girl Meli congratulations | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface Meli was greedy and went for first, second and thirdface. Hey Lois! Hey Jim and other nocturnalers! I'm letting off steam after wasting 15 minutes of getting hopes up that it would be more than vague, bullshit. Ach well." You had a fourthface too | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. " I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga | |||
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"Sup jim jams Resting up before a 2 fooking am shift meh" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Beard. Get some rest before you play Tetris. | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening everyone! Hope everyone is as well as can be expected x " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, HH. I hope that too. x | |||
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"Evening evening all... happy to be here, thank you for having me x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, AG. Anytime. x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Sam I just wanna know what hairstyle you're rocking in your avatar. Please and thanking you kindly. Retired surfer according to my youngest son. I’m in need of a barbershop " Let it grow, let it grow Can't hold hair back anymore Let it grow, let it grow Turn away, and shave no more. Let it groooooooow. | |||
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"Evening jim and all x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat and your boobs. Smileyface x | |||
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"Sup jim jams Resting up before a 2 fooking am shift meh Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Beard. Get some rest before you play Tetris. " Woot you remembered You're awesome jim jams How are you ??????? | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. That was a real return to form from Melificent." She rocked it for a Sunday Smileyface. And apologies in my rudeness I didn't wish everyone a happy Sunday evening So Happy Sunday Evening one and all xx | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface Meli was greedy and went for first, second and thirdface. Hey Lois! Hey Jim and other nocturnalers! I'm letting off steam after wasting 15 minutes of getting hopes up that it would be more than vague, bullshit. Ach well. Greedy girl Meli congratulations " I have to get my fill somehow right now. | |||
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"Evening jim and all x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat and your boobs. Smileyface x" Haha smooth | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga" That makes you Tender Sam Surfer Man | |||
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"Hi Jim Hi everyone Hope you are all well and in a happy place Jo x " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. I am in a happy place, I'm in Shrewsbury. How are you? x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Sam I just wanna know what hairstyle you're rocking in your avatar. Please and thanking you kindly. Retired surfer according to my youngest son. I’m in need of a barbershop Let it grow, let it grow Can't hold hair back anymore Let it grow, let it grow Turn away, and shave no more. Let it groooooooow." I must admit I’ve had a fair bit of positive feedback. I just need to get over the feeling like a scruffy nerhurder stage and I might just keep it. | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface Meli was greedy and went for first, second and thirdface. Hey Lois! Hey Jim and other nocturnalers! I'm letting off steam after wasting 15 minutes of getting hopes up that it would be more than vague, bullshit. Ach well. Greedy girl Meli congratulations I have to get my fill somehow right now. " You need to write a letter of complaint | |||
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"She is disappointed " I think so too. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fab's sexiest man. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Sam I just wanna know what hairstyle you're rocking in your avatar. Please and thanking you kindly. Retired surfer according to my youngest son. I’m in need of a barbershop Let it grow, let it grow Can't hold hair back anymore Let it grow, let it grow Turn away, and shave no more. Let it groooooooow. I must admit I’ve had a fair bit of positive feedback. I just need to get over the feeling like a scruffy nerhurder stage and I might just keep it." More pics required... | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface Meli was greedy and went for first, second and thirdface. Hey Lois! Hey Jim and other nocturnalers! I'm letting off steam after wasting 15 minutes of getting hopes up that it would be more than vague, bullshit. Ach well." Nobody wants to wait invague. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga That makes you Tender Sam Surfer Man " I like it. Although... You were right the first time Lois49. Sam does suffer | |||
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"Sam Tender can read deleted posts. He is a magic man." Not as magical as you Jim - you bring this ragtag motley crew of nocturnal folk together with wit and kindness, x | |||
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"Howdooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jimbo " Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. Have I ever told you that I like your BBC pic? | |||
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"Sam Tender can read deleted posts. He is a magic man." Like a much bigger, really hairy Paul Daniels | |||
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"Sam Tender can read deleted posts. He is a magic man. Not as magical as you Jim - you bring this ragtag motley crew of nocturnal folk together with wit and kindness, x" Good point very well made | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface Meli was greedy and went for first, second and thirdface. Hey Lois! Hey Jim and other nocturnalers! I'm letting off steam after wasting 15 minutes of getting hopes up that it would be more than vague, bullshit. Ach well. Greedy girl Meli congratulations I have to get my fill somehow right now. You need to write a letter of complaint " Oh Babs don't. I've eaten salted caramel and toffee pudding just so I'd have something hot and warm and slightly salty fill my mouth again. | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface Meli was greedy and went for first, second and thirdface. Hey Lois! Hey Jim and other nocturnalers! I'm letting off steam after wasting 15 minutes of getting hopes up that it would be more than vague, bullshit. Ach well. Greedy girl Meli congratulations I have to get my fill somehow right now. You need to write a letter of complaint Oh Babs don't. I've eaten salted caramel and toffee pudding just so I'd have something hot and warm and slightly salty fill my mouth again. " | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Sam I just wanna know what hairstyle you're rocking in your avatar. Please and thanking you kindly. Retired surfer according to my youngest son. I’m in need of a barbershop Let it grow, let it grow Can't hold hair back anymore Let it grow, let it grow Turn away, and shave no more. Let it groooooooow. I must admit I’ve had a fair bit of positive feedback. I just need to get over the feeling like a scruffy nerhurder stage and I might just keep it." See I thought my musical creativity would get a mention but tonight is not my night. Keep it! You can use some of the hair to hide your wrinkles when you get them in sixty years. | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Happy Sunday! Smileyface | |||
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" I've eaten salted caramel and toffee pudding just so I'd have something hot and warm and slightly salty fill my mouth again. " Oh, dear, how awful! | |||
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"Howdooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jimbo Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. Have I ever told you that I like your BBC pic?" My BBC is yours | |||
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"Good evening you dreamy bunch of heart throbs! how are we all doing this evening? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. You make me wish that I had a banana in my mouth. | |||
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"Howdooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jimbo Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. Have I ever told you that I like your BBC pic? My BBC is yours " I didn’t notice you had a BBC | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga That makes you Tender Sam Surfer Man I like it. Although... You were right the first time Lois49. Sam does suffer " In my defence I am lying in bed sick. I only appear to say hello to the lovely people in the Nocturnal Lounge. Maybe I am morphing into a bat? | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Happy Sunday! Smileyface" Jimbob happy Sunday to you too. I know it’s Sunday, I had a roast | |||
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"Evening Jim x Thankfully a "normal" thread. All I've been seeing is deleting, this deleting that. None however has been deleted unfortunately #letdowns X" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Milliee. It doesn't get any more normal than this. x | |||
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" In my defence I am lying in bed sick. I only appear to say hello to the lovely people in the Nocturnal Lounge. Maybe I am morphing into a bat? " Are you a bit better Lois? I hope so. Also, if you're turning into a bat hopefully that would mean you'll be a vampire and life doesn't get better than that. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga That makes you Tender Sam Surfer Man I like it. Although... You were right the first time Lois49. Sam does suffer In my defence I am lying in bed sick. I only appear to say hello to the lovely people in the Nocturnal Lounge. Maybe I am morphing into a bat? " Lois my lovely, you’re still unwell? That’s rubbish. We will send Sam round with chicken soup | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Sam I just wanna know what hairstyle you're rocking in your avatar. Please and thanking you kindly. Retired surfer according to my youngest son. I’m in need of a barbershop " Have you not been tempted to buy some clippers? | |||
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" In my defence I am lying in bed sick. I only appear to say hello to the lovely people in the Nocturnal Lounge. Maybe I am morphing into a bat? Are you a bit better Lois? I hope so. Also, if you're turning into a bat hopefully that would mean you'll be a vampire and life doesn't get better than that." I could fly around to visit you all for a bit of necking I am on different tablets now so fingers crossed x | |||
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"Good evening you dreamy bunch of heart throbs! how are we all doing this evening? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. You make me wish that I had a banana in my mouth. " I’m aiming to be the new poster girl for the 5 a day campaign. Jim, I’ve fallen in love again this time I think it’s for real | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga That makes you Tender Sam Surfer Man I like it. Although... You were right the first time Lois49. Sam does suffer In my defence I am lying in bed sick. I only appear to say hello to the lovely people in the Nocturnal Lounge. Maybe I am morphing into a bat? Lois my lovely, you’re still unwell? That’s rubbish. We will send Sam round with chicken soup " Lois49 I hope you’re feeling better and I so would bring you soup and mop your brow. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga" Like a Beach Boy. | |||
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"Evening How is everybody? x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Euphoria and your greenface. How are you? x" Good thanks Jim How about you? x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga That makes you Tender Sam Surfer Man I like it. Although... You were right the first time Lois49. Sam does suffer In my defence I am lying in bed sick. I only appear to say hello to the lovely people in the Nocturnal Lounge. Maybe I am morphing into a bat? Lois my lovely, you’re still unwell? That’s rubbish. We will send Sam round with chicken soup " Thanks Babs. Would rather you visit than Sam I am not sure he will get up the hill on the surf board | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga That makes you Tender Sam Surfer Man I like it. Although... You were right the first time Lois49. Sam does suffer In my defence I am lying in bed sick. I only appear to say hello to the lovely people in the Nocturnal Lounge. Maybe I am morphing into a bat? Lois my lovely, you’re still unwell? That’s rubbish. We will send Sam round with chicken soup Lois49 I hope you’re feeling better and I so would bring you soup and mop your brow." Aww thanks. Do bats have brows? | |||
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"Good evening you dreamy bunch of heart throbs! how are we all doing this evening? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. You make me wish that I had a banana in my mouth. I’m aiming to be the new poster girl for the 5 a day campaign. Jim, I’ve fallen in love again this time I think it’s for real " Tell more | |||
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"Evening sexi Jim xxx Made a.summer.fruits cake in slow cooker today " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Voddy. I would never have thought of making a cake in a slow cooker. x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Sam I just wanna know what hairstyle you're rocking in your avatar. Please and thanking you kindly. Retired surfer according to my youngest son. I’m in need of a barbershop Have you not been tempted to buy some clippers?" Once or twice but the voice of reason won’t let me do it. She’s completely right of course, I look like a total thug with my head shaved. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga That makes you Tender Sam Surfer Man I like it. Although... You were right the first time Lois49. Sam does suffer In my defence I am lying in bed sick. I only appear to say hello to the lovely people in the Nocturnal Lounge. Maybe I am morphing into a bat? Lois my lovely, you’re still unwell? That’s rubbish. We will send Sam round with chicken soup Thanks Babs. Would rather you visit than Sam I am not sure he will get up the hill on the surf board " I’ll pop him on the roof-rack. I can visit but I’m scared of germs - germs in general, not your germs | |||
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"Evening Jim x Thankfully a "normal" thread. All I've been seeing is deleting, this deleting that. None however has been deleted unfortunately #letdowns X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Milliee. It doesn't get any more normal than this. x" Haha yes, I think xx | |||
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"I'm well thank you... Had a vegeburger and cooked from scratch chilli chips and honey glazed carrots. Watched the lyrics of Jessie J's Price Tag after hearing it on Heart FM, now having an Atomic Kitten blow-out." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pip. I like your kitchen skills. Who's your favourite Atomic Kitten? Smileyface | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Sam I just wanna know what hairstyle you're rocking in your avatar. Please and thanking you kindly. Retired surfer according to my youngest son. I’m in need of a barbershop Let it grow, let it grow Can't hold hair back anymore Let it grow, let it grow Turn away, and shave no more. Let it groooooooow." I feel the same way about Sam's penis. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga That makes you Tender Sam Surfer Man I like it. Although... You were right the first time Lois49. Sam does suffer In my defence I am lying in bed sick. I only appear to say hello to the lovely people in the Nocturnal Lounge. Maybe I am morphing into a bat? Lois my lovely, you’re still unwell? That’s rubbish. We will send Sam round with chicken soup Thanks Babs. Would rather you visit than Sam I am not sure he will get up the hill on the surf board I’ll pop him on the roof-rack. I can visit but I’m scared of germs - germs in general, not your germs " I now have visions of a surfing Sam on the M1 I wouldn't give you any germs you are far too lovely | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Sam I just wanna know what hairstyle you're rocking in your avatar. Please and thanking you kindly. Retired surfer according to my youngest son. I’m in need of a barbershop Let it grow, let it grow Can't hold hair back anymore Let it grow, let it grow Turn away, and shave no more. Let it groooooooow. I feel the same way about Sam's penis." Don’t we all. | |||
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"Hello everyone " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Your milkshake brings all the muses to the yard. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga That makes you Tender Sam Surfer Man I like it. Although... You were right the first time Lois49. Sam does suffer In my defence I am lying in bed sick. I only appear to say hello to the lovely people in the Nocturnal Lounge. Maybe I am morphing into a bat? Lois my lovely, you’re still unwell? That’s rubbish. We will send Sam round with chicken soup Thanks Babs. Would rather you visit than Sam I am not sure he will get up the hill on the surf board I’ll pop him on the roof-rack. I can visit but I’m scared of germs - germs in general, not your germs I now have visions of a surfing Sam on the M1 I wouldn't give you any germs you are far too lovely " Right back at ya you lovely lady | |||
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"Sup jim jams Resting up before a 2 fooking am shift meh Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Beard. Get some rest before you play Tetris. Woot you remembered You're awesome jim jams How are you ???????" Haha. I'm good, and happy to be nocturnalling. Smileyface | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. That was a real return to form from Melificent. She rocked it for a Sunday Smileyface. And apologies in my rudeness I didn't wish everyone a happy Sunday evening So Happy Sunday Evening one and all xx " Happy Sunday! | |||
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"Yay Meli firstface Meli was greedy and went for first, second and thirdface. Hey Lois! Hey Jim and other nocturnalers! I'm letting off steam after wasting 15 minutes of getting hopes up that it would be more than vague, bullshit. Ach well. Greedy girl Meli congratulations I have to get my fill somehow right now. " Don't be sadface Meli. Think about Sam's penis again. | |||
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"Evening jim and all x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat and your boobs. Smileyface x Haha smooth " | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. Cool emoji, dude. I’m a surfer now dude. I can’t fucking surf but I’m a surfer. Cowabunga That makes you Tender Sam Surfer Man " | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and members of the jury! When is a swinger not a swinger? Why when it's lock down of course But put it this way, sales of left handed dumbbells will skyrocket to compensate for those HUGE right arm muscles that all us gents will have at the end of this! Keep on dreamin' fabbers " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Starlink. You'll always be a swinger in Smethwick to me. Smileyface | |||
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"Sam Tender can read deleted posts. He is a magic man. Not as magical as you Jim - you bring this ragtag motley crew of nocturnal folk together with wit and kindness, x" And I join in twenty five minutes later. | |||
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"Sam Tender can read deleted posts. He is a magic man. Like a much bigger, really hairy Paul Daniels" Wipe out! | |||
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"Howdooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jimbo Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. Have I ever told you that I like your BBC pic? My BBC is yours " & | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Happy Sunday! Smileyface Jimbob happy Sunday to you too. I know it’s Sunday, I had a roast " I hope you enjoyed your roast. | |||
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"Good evening you dreamy bunch of heart throbs! how are we all doing this evening? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. You make me wish that I had a banana in my mouth. I’m aiming to be the new poster girl for the 5 a day campaign. Jim, I’ve fallen in love again this time I think it’s for real " I wish you luck. For real?! He must be special. | |||
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"Evening How is everybody? x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Euphoria and your greenface. How are you? x Good thanks Jim How about you? x" I'm awesome. x | |||
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"Good evening you dreamy bunch of heart throbs! how are we all doing this evening? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. You make me wish that I had a banana in my mouth. I’m aiming to be the new poster girl for the 5 a day campaign. Jim, I’ve fallen in love again this time I think it’s for real I wish you luck. For real?! He must be special." It’s lemonbuttercream. We had a moment and I’m pretty sure we’re soul mates | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Erect (sunglassesface) Sam I just wanna know what hairstyle you're rocking in your avatar. Please and thanking you kindly. Retired surfer according to my youngest son. I’m in need of a barbershop Have you not been tempted to buy some clippers? Once or twice but the voice of reason won’t let me do it. She’s completely right of course, I look like a total thug with my head shaved." Thank goodness for your Debbie McGee. | |||
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"Who's your favourite Atomic Kitten? " Eeevening Jim, my favourite Nuclear Pussy is Liz McClarnon. Which is your fav girl pop group?? | |||
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"Good evening Jim and all awake. " Hello beautiful. Congratulations on joint 2nd place | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x" No i didnt, i didnt know nothing about it? Who is coxy? | |||
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"Good evening Jim and all awake. " Evening lovely. Congratulations | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Please don't be silly while I'm away sit down weeing. Thank you. I’m going to take over the thread and rebrand it to Jamie’s Midnight Darlings Do it " Hello my late night darling! | |||
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"Good evening Jim and all awake. Hello beautiful. Congratulations on joint 2nd place " Pinch me please Thank you | |||
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"Good evening Jim and all awake. Evening lovely. Congratulations " Thank you. | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Please don't be silly while I'm away sit down weeing. Thank you. I’m going to take over the thread and rebrand it to Jamie’s Midnight Darlings Do it Hello my late night darling! " He’s going to love having Jamie’s Darlings | |||
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"Evening Jim x Thankfully a "normal" thread. All I've been seeing is deleting, this deleting that. None however has been deleted unfortunately #letdowns X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Milliee. It doesn't get any more normal than this. x Haha yes, I think xx" x | |||
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"Disappointed Jim. You've not answered xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Was that your second post? x | |||
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"Good eevvvvening Jim xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. My apologies, am I forgiven? x | |||
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"Disappointed Jim. You've not answered xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Was that your second post? x" It was Jim xx | |||
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"Ooops wrong room." Shush pp, you know you want to be here. | |||
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"Good eevvvvening Jim xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. My apologies, am I forgiven? x | |||
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"Evening How is everybody? x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Euphoria and your greenface. How are you? x Good thanks Jim How about you? x I'm awesome. x" Well, duh | |||
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"Good evening you dreamy bunch of heart throbs! how are we all doing this evening? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. You make me wish that I had a banana in my mouth. I’m aiming to be the new poster girl for the 5 a day campaign. Jim, I’ve fallen in love again this time I think it’s for real I wish you luck. For real?! He must be special. It’s lemonbuttercream. We had a moment and I’m pretty sure we’re soul mates " I love this love story. | |||
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"Eeeeeeving Jim, hey Fabsters " Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Frosty. | |||
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"Good eevvvvening Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. My apologies, am I forgiven? x" Of course xx | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. How are you? | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Please don't be silly while I'm away sit down weeing. Thank you. I’m going to take over the thread and rebrand it to Jamie’s Midnight Darlings " I love your love story, and I love this idea. | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Please don't be silly while I'm away sit down weeing. Thank you. I’m going to take over the thread and rebrand it to Jamie’s Midnight Darlings I love your love story, and I love this idea." That’s a lot of love, Jim. This is how it starts. Next you’ll be falling in love everyday and seeing the world in a dreamy haze. Welcome to cloud 9. | |||
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"Who's your favourite Atomic Kitten? Eeevening Jim, my favourite Nuclear Pussy is Liz McClarnon. Which is your fav girl pop group??" Good choice. I'm torn between Bananarama and Sugababes. I'm going to go Sugababes. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and all awake. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Happy Sunday! | |||
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"Ooops wrong room. Shush pp, you know you want to be here. " Not if it's all lovey dovey. | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x No i didnt, i didnt know nothing about it? Who is coxy?" Sara Cox. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and all awake. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Happy Sunday!" It was/is. | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Please don't be silly while I'm away sit down weeing. Thank you. I’m going to take over the thread and rebrand it to Jamie’s Midnight Darlings Do it Hello my late night darling! He’s going to love having Jamie’s Darlings this is a wonderful idea! I’m sure he’ll love it! " I do! | |||
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"Ooops wrong room. Shush pp, you know you want to be here. Not if it's all lovey dovey. " For carnage enter another thread;-) hello PP x | |||
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"Ooops wrong room." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP. Which room were you after? | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Please don't be silly while I'm away sit down weeing. Thank you. I’m going to take over the thread and rebrand it to Jamie’s Midnight Darlings I love your love story, and I love this idea. That’s a lot of love, Jim. This is how it starts. Next you’ll be falling in love everyday and seeing the world in a dreamy haze. Welcome to cloud 9." Thank you, flannelette. | |||
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"Ooops wrong room. Shush pp, you know you want to be here. Not if it's all lovey dovey. " I could sing a song by The Smiths for you. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and all awake. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Happy Sunday! It was/is. " Yeah! Happy Monday. | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x No i didnt, i didnt know nothing about it? Who is coxy? Sara Cox." Ah ok is it 80s music? | |||
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"Good eevvvvening Jim xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. My apologies, am I forgiven? x Of course xx " x | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Please don't be silly while I'm away sit down weeing. Thank you. I’m going to take over the thread and rebrand it to Jamie’s Midnight Darlings I love your love story, and I love this idea. That’s a lot of love, Jim. This is how it starts. Next you’ll be falling in love everyday and seeing the world in a dreamy haze. Welcome to cloud 9. Thank you, flannelette." oh you. | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x No i didnt, i didnt know nothing about it? Who is coxy? Sara Cox. Ah ok is it 80s music?" That's a different show. | |||
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"Ooops wrong room. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP. Which room were you after?" ?? | |||
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"I'm going for a sit down wee. Please don't be silly while I'm away sit down weeing. Thank you. I’m going to take over the thread and rebrand it to Jamie’s Midnight Darlings I love your love story, and I love this idea. That’s a lot of love, Jim. This is how it starts. Next you’ll be falling in love everyday and seeing the world in a dreamy haze. Welcome to cloud 9. Thank you, flannelette. oh you. " | |||
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"Good morning James x " Nice to hear you say good morning, James. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Henriette. How was your Sunday day? x | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x No i didnt, i didnt know nothing about it? Who is coxy? Sara Cox. Ah ok is it 80s music? That's a different show." Sara Cox is so funny | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x No i didnt, i didnt know nothing about it? Who is coxy? Sara Cox. Ah ok is it 80s music? That's a different show. Sara Cox is so funny " I think she should have been given the breakfast show. | |||
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"Ooops wrong room. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP. Which room were you after? ?? I'm pulling your plonker." No ya not! | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x No i didnt, i didnt know nothing about it? Who is coxy? Sara Cox. Ah ok is it 80s music? That's a different show. Sara Cox is so funny I think she should have been given the breakfast show. " She used to and she was brilliant. | |||
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"Ooops wrong room. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP. Which room were you after? ?? I'm pulling your plonker. No ya not!" Ooo that’s a bit familiar | |||
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"Ooops wrong room. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP. Which room were you after? ?? I'm pulling your plonker. No ya not!" A boy can dream. | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x No i didnt, i didnt know nothing about it? Who is coxy? Sara Cox. Ah ok is it 80s music? That's a different show. Sara Cox is so funny I think she should have been given the breakfast show. She used to and she was brilliant. " I stopped listening to the breakfast show when Zoe Ball took over. | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x No i didnt, i didnt know nothing about it? Who is coxy? Sara Cox. Ah ok is it 80s music? That's a different show. Sara Cox is so funny I think she should have been given the breakfast show. She used to and she was brilliant. I stopped listening to the breakfast show when Zoe Ball took over. " She speaks so fast that one! Chris Moyles put me off Radio 1 | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x No i didnt, i didnt know nothing about it? Who is coxy? Sara Cox. Ah ok is it 80s music? That's a different show. Sara Cox is so funny I think she should have been given the breakfast show. She used to and she was brilliant. I stopped listening to the breakfast show when Zoe Ball took over. She speaks so fast that one! Chris Moyles put me off Radio 1 " I sing along to my spotify now for the hour that I am in the car. That is hilarious | |||
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"Good evening Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Do you listen to a weekday drive time radio show hosted by Coxy? x No i didnt, i didnt know nothing about it? Who is coxy? Sara Cox. Ah ok is it 80s music? That's a different show. Sara Cox is so funny I think she should have been given the breakfast show. She used to and she was brilliant. I stopped listening to the breakfast show when Zoe Ball took over. She speaks so fast that one! Chris Moyles put me off Radio 1 I sing along to my spotify now for the hour that I am in the car. That is hilarious " My friend does that she sends me a video most mornings of her singing in the car. It’s cute. What is your singing like Lois? | |||
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"I need something wet and warm in my hand." Flannelette? | |||
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"Good morning James x Nice to hear you say good morning, James. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Henriette. How was your Sunday day? x" My Sunday was lovely. Started with breakfast in bed. Made some silly videos to the song electric feel. Then cooked a lovely roast lunch and just chilled out watching movies. Sadly forgot to put on the washer I’m now lying in bed waiting to hear it finish. I’m very sleepy x How about you? Xx | |||
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