FabSwingers.com forum: A lorry load of tortoises has crashed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Into a train load of terrapins

What a turtle disaster

Ok ok I’ll get me coat

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

OK I admit I laughed. That's a good one that.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

No it wasn't a good one

Bet he's here all night now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK I admit I laughed. That's a good one that.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No it wasn't a good one

Bet he's here all night now

You love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do maker me titter nowhereman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do maker me titter nowhereman

Good cos that’s all I’m here for

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Anything that brings you out of your shell

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Anything that brings you out of your shell "
This Mans sharp! Move over nowhereman, go and catch a fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything that brings you out of your shell This Mans sharp! Move over nowhereman, go and catch a fish

I bring out the best in him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the news about a stolen lorry full of wigs crashing on the motorway. The police are combing the area.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Anything that brings you out of your shell This Mans sharp! Move over nowhereman, go and catch a fish

Silly quips and piercings always bring me out of my shell

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

If there's any good ones found without tyre marks on them, I'm interested! But only if they're for girls & blonde.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there's any good ones found without tyre marks on them, I'm interested! But only if they're for girls & blonde.

I take it you mean the wigs?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"If there's any good ones found without tyre marks on them, I'm interested! But only if they're for girls & blonde.

I take it you mean the wigs?

They are making a pair of specs, so a piece of quality tortoiseshell might come in handy

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"If there's any good ones found without tyre marks on them, I'm interested! But only if they're for girls & blonde.

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Won't have tyre marks in Grimsby, all the wheels get nicked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there's any good ones found without tyre marks on them, I'm interested! But only if they're for girls & blonde.

Won't have tyre marks in Grimsby, all the wheels get nicked

Look stop beating about the bush just come out and say it.... you love me

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