FabSwingers.com forum: Where's the barman tonight?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I fancy some G&T

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I fancy some G&T

Evening sexy.

We will join you for one.

Jo.Xx

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

In his absence I'm two glasses of wine down

I have pink gin here

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had to pour my own as barman is slacking

Evening, all! And cheers!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I've just popped open a new Glenmorangie. Undecided to make it Old Fashioned or Rob Roy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In his absence I'm two glasses of wine down

I have pink gin here

Jo x

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gin is on me Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get behind the bar for a while if ya like? I've a tendency to only serve women though!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I bloody need a stiff one right sharpish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll get behind the bar for a while if ya like? I've a tendency to only serve women though!

C'mon, we're all nice here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a ice cold bottle of Russian standard, wiling to share... No mixers though, straight or nowt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness please

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"I've got a ice cold bottle of Russian standard, wiling to share... No mixers though, straight or nowt. "

Ooh count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need more pink gin

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jack Daniels and c*ke is going down a treat. Cheers everyone here's to good health and happiness.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a ice cold bottle of Russian standard, wiling to share... No mixers though, straight or nowt.

Ooh count me in

Single or double?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get behind the bar for a while if ya like? I've a tendency to only serve women though!

C'mon, we're all nice here!

I know....you especially!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum, rum, rum. Arrrrrrrrr

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"I've got a ice cold bottle of Russian standard, wiling to share... No mixers though, straight or nowt.

Ooh count me in

Single or double?

Silly question!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll get behind the bar for a while if ya like? I've a tendency to only serve women though!

C'mon, we're all nice here!

I know....you especially!

Get on it then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a ice cold bottle of Russian standard, wiling to share... No mixers though, straight or nowt.

Ooh count me in

Single or double?

Silly question!

I'll make it a triple then... Just for good measure. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get behind the bar for a while if ya like? I've a tendency to only serve women though!

C'mon, we're all nice here!

I know....you especially!

Get on it then!

We still talking about the bar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll get behind the bar for a while if ya like? I've a tendency to only serve women though!

C'mon, we're all nice here!

I know....you especially!

Get on it then!

We still talking about the bar?"

Yes, of course! People are waiting to get served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iced water please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Skydrol, think you need to take over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skydrol, think you need to take over."

Have some water

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Double g and t for me ice and a slice of lime squeezed in to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skydrol, think you need to take over.

Have some water

I've had it all day

gin is what I'm after haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skydrol, think you need to take over.

Have some water

I've had it all day

gin is what I'm after haha"

Ok, I have pink gin, lemon gin and rhubarb and ginger gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skydrol, think you need to take over.

Have some water

I've had it all day

gin is what I'm after haha

Ok, I have pink gin, lemon gin and rhubarb and ginger gin

I like them all

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Cuba Libre please, squeezed lime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skydrol, think you need to take over.

Have some water

I've had it all day

gin is what I'm after haha

Ok, I have pink gin, lemon gin and rhubarb and ginger gin

I like them all

Tonic and ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barman’s here, drinks now coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank lord! My mouth is dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gin is world class

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skydrol, think you need to take over.

Have some water

I've had it all day

gin is what I'm after haha

Ok, I have pink gin, lemon gin and rhubarb and ginger gin

I like them all

Tonic and ice

I got cocoa gin in my cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skydrol, think you need to take over.

Have some water

I've had it all day

gin is what I'm after haha

Ok, I have pink gin, lemon gin and rhubarb and ginger gin

I like them all

Tonic and ice

I got cocoa gin in my cupboard

Let’s get them all on the table and see who falls off the chair first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My measures are rather generous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My measures are rather generous

Gin and more gin please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skydrol, think you need to take over.

Have some water

I've had it all day

gin is what I'm after haha

Ok, I have pink gin, lemon gin and rhubarb and ginger gin

I like them all

Tonic and ice

I got cocoa gin in my cupboard

Let’s get them all on the table and see who falls off the chair first

Better don't sit down then

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"My gin is world class

Pour me some then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My measures are rather generous

Gin and more gin please

Yes, we're very thirsty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone still serving ? Shot of icy vodka would be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My measures are rather generous

Gin and more gin please

Topped off with more Gin?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'll have a vodka that's a bottle of vodka to start please bar man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My measures are rather generous

Gin and more gin please

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have say 69 looking smoking in that pic

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Could we please have another jug of sangria please.

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By *k38Couple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

I've got the hubby making me cocktails (not sure what in it but its sweet & strong)

Wonder why he wants me merry lol

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Anyone still serving ? Shot of icy vodka would be good.

I'll open you a tab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone still serving ? Shot of icy vodka would be good.

I'll open you a tab

You mean a tap?

Only water for me only water..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone still serving ? Shot of icy vodka would be good.

I'll open you a tab

You mean a tap?

Only water for me only water..

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could we please have another jug of sangria please. "

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another gin if you would

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My glass is ready to be filled.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy some G&T

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i have some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another gin if you would

Coming up, a larger one this time ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy some G&T

i have some

Yeah just like you had Nutella. Never shared with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another gin if you would

Coming up, a larger one this time ? "

Of course!

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over a year ago

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

What do you have to do to get drink in this bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you have to do to get drink in this bar

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sleep with the Op no snoring mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need a stiff one after crap day at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey jessica. I fancy a sex on the beach, 2 straws please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey Shag, are you the barman tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Shag, are you the barman tonight?"
Hi and yes I am the barman tonight as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well we're all ready for our beverage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well we're all ready for our beverage

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Yes we are, it is 7pm and the bar is open, what is everyone having?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pink G&T. Double, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink G&T. Double, please

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Here is one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shag, it took you 2 hours?! Think you need re-training!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag, it took you 2 hours?! Think you need re-training!!

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Yes it did there, here is one on the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag, it took you 2 hours?! Think you need re-training!!

Yes it did there, here is one on the house

Good service everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Barman, I expect a better service when I return from work tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barman, I expect a better service when I return from work tonight

It was my night off

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I've got a busy day planned today so there's a chance I'll pop in for a couple on my way home.

Who's on the bar and will there be any sexy chicks in tonight?

If it's going to be crap I'll stop at the offy for a bag of cans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm thirsty

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I fancy some G&T

Cheers I’m already on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy some G&T

Cheers I’m already on it

I just poured myself one

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"I fancy some G&T

Cheers I’m already on it

I just poured myself one

Large one?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I fancy some G&T

Cheers I’m already on it

I just poured myself one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need some entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never fear, the bar man is here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just about time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just saw someone making a cocktail naked in the chatrooms. Made me want a drink rather than a man, but still! Got the saliva flowing! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just saw someone making a cocktail naked in the chatrooms. Made me want a drink rather than a man, but still! Got the saliva flowing! Haha"

It’s ok I’m not naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just about time!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got some beers in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Barman is slacking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag, it took you 2 hours?! Think you need re-training!!

Yes it did there, here is one on the house

Good service everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is a drink to jessicas birthday, happy birthday, what are you having? It is free on the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some refreshing cocktail would be great, Shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some refreshing cocktail would be great, Shag!

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That sounds good, here is one coming up for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some refreshing cocktail would be great, Shag!

That sounds good, here is one coming up for you

What's in it, barman?

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