FabSwingers.com forum: Single women please apply here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For my FWB position.

To make the application process easier, please state;

-Your best sexual skill

-Your best dish you would cook me

-Your favourite anime character

-Your special talent

-The size of your ass in inches

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit.

(Optional) send a pic of your bum to my inbox for extra points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t I just touch you!!! Why do I have to commit?!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

-Your best sexual skill: I'm flexible and have a very weak gag reflex

-Your best dish you would cook me: lasagne or satay stir fry made with peanut butter

-Your favourite anime character: not into anime

-Your special talent: I can say the alphabet phonetically

-The size of your ass in inches: 42 inches I think

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit: an itsy bitsy cake

(Optional) send a pic of your bum to my inbox for extra points: you already have access to my bum pics!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t I just touch you!!! Why do I have to commit?!!

Because I want substance, I need a lover not a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many questions, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t I just touch you!!! Why do I have to commit?!!

Because I want substance, I need a lover not a fuck

I only said touch!!!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Lady never tells , make you live it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married women : apply here

(Sorry to piggyback OP but I think we have different target markets

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Married women : apply here

(Sorry to piggyback OP but I think we have different target markets

more like my field of play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"-Your best sexual skill: I'm flexible and have a very weak gag reflex

-Your best dish you would cook me: lasagne or satay stir fry made with peanut butter

-Your favourite anime character: not into anime

-Your special talent: I can say the alphabet phonetically

-The size of your ass in inches: 42 inches I think

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit: an itsy bitsy cake

(Optional) send a pic of your bum to my inbox for extra points: you already have access to my bum pics!"

Hmmm weak gag reflex, extra sloppy BJ's then I assume.

I don't know what satay fry is but lasagna yes please

Not into anime? What kind of kinky geek are you!

Your special talent would come in handy if we go into some walkie talkie roleplay I guess.

42 inch ass does put you in the worship club

but not sure how I feel about you calling a Jaffa cake a cake

I'll put you in the maybe category for now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Married women : apply here

(Sorry to piggyback OP but I think we have different target markets

Married women are welcome too, I love hotwives

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too many questions, OP

Laziness is not an attractive attribute, disqualified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blows raspberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, lets just have a cuppa and talk in person, all that stuff means nothing if the chemistry isnt there x

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I’ll answer to your questions in private if you message me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many questions, OP

Laziness is not an attractive attribute, disqualified!"

Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe comment on what you can offer to a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP & Dan Berks...

It's much more fun finding out the answer's for yourself...

#justsayin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe comment on what you can offer to a woman "
Irrelevant, men are a hot commodity on this site, we can be picky

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Far too many questions to answer in a public forum OP. I’m not wanting the whole of Fab to know my ass measurement, just a selective few.

Selective being the key word here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can apply with me. All I need to know is that you take it in the ass and if you're a good cook. I don't even care about the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Your best sexual skill- no skills but I bring enthusiasm

-Your best dish you would cook me- turkey dinosaurs and smiley faces

-Your favourite anime character- I don’t know any

-Your special talent- can through a hula hoop in the air and catch it in my mouth on the third try

-The size of your ass in inches- I have absolutely no idea

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit.- I dunk it in coffee so I’m gonna have to say biscuit

(Optional) send a pic of your bum to my inbox for extra points. It’s shy.

I’m not looking for a FWB but any excuse to brag about my culinary skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Your best sexual skill- no skills but I bring enthusiasm

-Your best dish you would cook me- turkey dinosaurs and smiley faces

-Your favourite anime character- I don’t know any

-Your special talent- can through a hula hoop in the air and catch it in my mouth on the third try

-The size of your ass in inches- I have absolutely no idea

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit.- I dunk it in coffee so I’m gonna have to say biscuit

(Optional) send a pic of your bum to my inbox for extra points. It’s shy.

I’m not looking for a FWB but any excuse to brag about my culinary skills

Throw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married women : apply here

(Sorry to piggyback OP but I think we have different target markets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love turkey Dinosaurs but dunking a Jaffa cake. I’ve never seen/heard of anyone do that before. Going to have to get some and try myself now.

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

-Your best sexual skill- I can cum from anal

-Your best dish you would cook me- hotpot or there's always takeout

-Your favourite anime character- Alucard from hellsing

-Your special talent- karaoke Queen right here lol

-The size of your ass in inches- 44 I gotta big booty

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit - there's a reason it's found in the biscuit aisle lol

How did I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Your best sexual skill- I can cum from anal

You had me with this line!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"-Your best sexual skill: I'm flexible and have a very weak gag reflex

-Your best dish you would cook me: lasagne or satay stir fry made with peanut butter

-Your favourite anime character: not into anime

-Your special talent: I can say the alphabet phonetically

-The size of your ass in inches: 42 inches I think

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit: an itsy bitsy cake

(Optional) send a pic of your bum to my inbox for extra points: you already have access to my bum pics!

Hmmm weak gag reflex, extra sloppy BJ's then I assume.

I don't know what satay fry is but lasagna yes please

Not into anime? What kind of kinky geek are you!

Your special talent would come in handy if we go into some walkie talkie roleplay I guess.

42 inch ass does put you in the worship club

but not sure how I feel about you calling a Jaffa cake a cake

I'll put you in the maybe category for now!"

Rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Your best sexual skill- I can cum from anal

-Your best dish you would cook me- hotpot or there's always takeout

-Your favourite anime character- Alucard from hellsing

-Your special talent- karaoke Queen right here lol

-The size of your ass in inches- 44 I gotta big booty

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit - there's a reason it's found in the biscuit aisle lol

How did I do

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I say Jaffa cake is a cake due the name but let you off due the big booty points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"-Your best sexual skill: I'm flexible and have a very weak gag reflex

-Your best dish you would cook me: lasagne or satay stir fry made with peanut butter

-Your favourite anime character: not into anime

-Your special talent: I can say the alphabet phonetically

-The size of your ass in inches: 42 inches I think

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit: an itsy bitsy cake

(Optional) send a pic of your bum to my inbox for extra points: you already have access to my bum pics!

Hmmm weak gag reflex, extra sloppy BJ's then I assume.

I don't know what satay fry is but lasagna yes please

Not into anime? What kind of kinky geek are you!

Your special talent would come in handy if we go into some walkie talkie roleplay I guess.

42 inch ass does put you in the worship club

but not sure how I feel about you calling a Jaffa cake a cake

I'll put you in the maybe category for now!

Rude!

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lacey is maybe as well doesn't award shampoo challenge competitors I trained for years for that challenge not even kiss on cheek and a medal the shame of it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"-Your best sexual skill: I'm flexible and have a very weak gag reflex

-Your best dish you would cook me: lasagne or satay stir fry made with peanut butter

-Your favourite anime character: not into anime

-Your special talent: I can say the alphabet phonetically

-The size of your ass in inches: 42 inches I think

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit: an itsy bitsy cake

(Optional) send a pic of your bum to my inbox for extra points: you already have access to my bum pics!

Hmmm weak gag reflex, extra sloppy BJ's then I assume.

I don't know what satay fry is but lasagna yes please

Not into anime? What kind of kinky geek are you!

Your special talent would come in handy if we go into some walkie talkie roleplay I guess.

42 inch ass does put you in the worship club

but not sure how I feel about you calling a Jaffa cake a cake

I'll put you in the maybe category for now!

Rude!

lacey is maybe as well doesn't award shampoo challenge competitors I trained for years for that challenge not even kiss on cheek and a medal the shame of it

Yeah I'm the worst!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"-Your best sexual skill: I'm flexible and have a very weak gag reflex

-Your best dish you would cook me: lasagne or satay stir fry made with peanut butter

-Your favourite anime character: not into anime

-Your special talent: I can say the alphabet phonetically

-The size of your ass in inches: 42 inches I think

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit: an itsy bitsy cake

(Optional) send a pic of your bum to my inbox for extra points: you already have access to my bum pics!

Hmmm weak gag reflex, extra sloppy BJ's then I assume.

I don't know what satay fry is but lasagna yes please

Not into anime? What kind of kinky geek are you!

Your special talent would come in handy if we go into some walkie talkie roleplay I guess.

42 inch ass does put you in the worship club

but not sure how I feel about you calling a Jaffa cake a cake

I'll put you in the maybe category for now!

Rude!

lacey is maybe as well doesn't award shampoo challenge competitors I trained for years for that challenge not even kiss on cheek and a medal the shame of it

Yeah I'm the worst! "
well you haven't hit me yet so not that bad sure you have been tempted haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Amendment 1a to the application process.

Please state your kink of choice and openness to fuck with the lights on.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"For my FWB position.

To make the application process easier, please state;

-Your best sexual skill

-Your best dish you would cook me

-Your favourite anime character

-Your special talent

-The size of your ass in inches

And answer the question, is Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit.

(Optional) send a pic of your bum to my inbox for extra points."

That one way to make a lady feel special I suppose.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Amendment 1a to the application process.

Please state your kink of choice and openness to fuck with the lights on.

If I had to choose one - belt spanking.

Absolutely yes to lights on!

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Amendment 1a to the application process.

Please state your kink of choice and openness to fuck with the lights on.

If I had to choose one - belt spanking.

Absolutely yes to lights on!

We have a winner right here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amendment 1a to the application process.

Please state your kink of choice and openness to fuck with the lights on.

If I had to choose one - belt spanking.

Absolutely yes to lights on!

Belt? I don't like using tools, is my hand not enough

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Amendment 1a to the application process.

Please state your kink of choice and openness to fuck with the lights on.

If I had to choose one - belt spanking.

Absolutely yes to lights on!

Belt? I don't like using tools, is my hand not enough

Seeing welts and using said belt as a leash has its benefits.

It's how you use your tools

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Amendment 1a to the application process.

Please state your kink of choice and openness to fuck with the lights on.

If I had to choose one - belt spanking.

Absolutely yes to lights on!

Belt? I don't like using tools, is my hand not enough

No, I guess I withdraw my application.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amendment 1a to the application process.

Please state your kink of choice and openness to fuck with the lights on.

If I had to choose one - belt spanking.

Absolutely yes to lights on!

Belt? I don't like using tools, is my hand not enough

No, I guess I withdraw my application."

Your loss

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Amendment 1a to the application process.

Please state your kink of choice and openness to fuck with the lights on.

If I had to choose one - belt spanking.

Absolutely yes to lights on!

Belt? I don't like using tools, is my hand not enough

No, I guess I withdraw my application.

Your loss

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

"Amendment 1a to the application process.

Please state your kink of choice and openness to fuck with the lights on.

Love a good spank and of course you leave the lights on, how else do you see where it's going

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