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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a spider in my shower.

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a spider in my pussy.

What's yours?"

Use it more often

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

mine is up the water spout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a spider in my shower.

What's yours?"
I'm about to clean the cats litter trays

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/05/20 16:14:35]

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm having a cup of tea.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a spider in my pussy.

What's yours?

Use it more often "

My pussy doesn't mind but I do.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm having a cup of tea.

Jo.Xx "

I'm just waiting on the kettle to boil. It's tense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just burnt my Yorkshire puddings

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By *egan_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

In the closet

My shower spider has moved out.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

the oven is now clean

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

"I just burnt my Yorkshire puddings

That's because you're from Wales.. Stick to leeks!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I have eaten 11 strawberry bons bons and 7 pineapple cube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toy Story 4 is emotional...

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

"There's a spider in my shower.

What's yours?"

Is it a full spider or just some spiders legs???

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm having a cup of tea.

Jo.Xx

I'm just waiting on the kettle to boil. It's tense. "

I usually fetch the milk whilst i wait for the kettle to boil. Then I dont get bored.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a spider in my shower.

What's yours?

Is it a full spider or just some spiders legs???"

Big bellied spider. Right in the corner staring at me.

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

"There's a spider in my shower.

What's yours?

Is it a full spider or just some spiders legs???

Big bellied spider. Right in the corner staring at me."

Threaten to pull it's legs off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tired and need someone to make me coffee

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My comfy knickers have blown of the line on to my neighbours hedge ...retrieve or not that is the question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a spider in my shower.

What's yours?

Is it a full spider or just some spiders legs???

Big bellied spider. Right in the corner staring at me.

Threaten to pull it's legs off!"

I can't be asked atm. Will deal with him in the morning. If he's still there.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I've nearly finished my jigsaw puzzle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My comfy knickers have blown of the line on to my neighbours hedge ...retrieve or not that is the question. "

Comfy as in not sexy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My puppy just had a accident in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My comfy knickers have blown of the line on to my neighbours hedge ...retrieve or not that is the question. "

Let them go...

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"My comfy knickers have blown of the line on to my neighbours hedge ...retrieve or not that is the question. "

You will regret not getting them back if they are super comfy.

Jo x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can’t find my giant spider in the bathroom

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

"I'm tired and need someone to make me coffee"

Intrigued was just brewing tea, not sure if they could rustle you up a coffee though??

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My comfy knickers have blown of the line on to my neighbours hedge ...retrieve or not that is the question.

Comfy as in not sexy?"
Big ass tummy toners.

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

"There's a spider in my shower.

What's yours?

Is it a full spider or just some spiders legs???

Big bellied spider. Right in the corner staring at me.

Threaten to pull it's legs off!

I can't be asked atm. Will deal with him in the morning. If he's still there."

He'll have crept into your snugly warm bed by then I guess .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My comfy knickers have blown of the line on to my neighbours hedge ...retrieve or not that is the question.

Comfy as in not sexy?Big ass tummy toners."

You got another one like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t find my giant spider in the bathroom

It’s going to rub it’s willy on your face while you sleep.

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My comfy knickers have blown of the line on to my neighbours hedge ...retrieve or not that is the question.

Comfy as in not sexy?Big ass tummy toners.

You got another one like that?"
No they are my best and only ..her dogs got them now jesus lost forever.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

nothing exciting here, I did fuck all today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social distancing from the fridge so I can flatten my curve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a spider in my shower.

What's yours?

Is it a full spider or just some spiders legs???

Big bellied spider. Right in the corner staring at me.

Threaten to pull it's legs off!

I can't be asked atm. Will deal with him in the morning. If he's still there.

He'll have crept into your snugly warm bed by then I guess ."

I'll just have to jump then, don't I. That will teach me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished moving the second car load of stuff to my new house.. oh how exciting

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"My comfy knickers have blown of the line on to my neighbours hedge ...retrieve or not that is the question.

Comfy as in not sexy?Big ass tummy toners.

You got another one like that?No they are my best and only ..her dogs got them now jesus lost forever."

Oh noooo, I was going to hang mine out yesterday, but my other half commented they'd look like a massive wind sock on the line so I didn't bother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I put a small heater on.

Cannot believe how hot it was yesterday.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Waitrose was dead.... not a soul in there! Pure bliss

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm caught up on my podcast backlog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are about to watch the Grinch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just burnt my Yorkshire puddings

That's because you're from Wales.. Stick to leeks!

Hehe you cheeky sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is: I am enjoying drinking a coffee with a gatou cake, it is very tasty mmmmm x

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'm a spider assassin

But as for my update: need to buy clothes pegs for hanging out towels in the garden when it's windy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And you're not sharing, Shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a scone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you're not sharing, Shag? "
Yes I am, here is a cake for you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And you're not sharing, Shag? Yes I am, here is a cake for you too

That's better

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We’ve ordered a new fence

J x

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

A bee moved in to my bee hotel.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"A bee moved in to my bee hotel.

That’s good!!!

We have blue tits nesting in our 1st bird box. I’m so excited

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"A bee moved in to my bee hotel.

That’s good!!!

We have blue tits nesting in our 1st bird box. I’m so excited "

Whoop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just got little excited and surprised about the votes I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My uterus is having a tantrum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I cannot wait for Boris to tell me what I can and cannot do.

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

not so Littlehampton

The wind and tree in front of my place is playing havoc with my satellite signal tonight.

Not impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toy Story 4 is emotional..."

Haha I watched that this morning and had a teary moment... lol

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"I have eaten 11 strawberry bons bons and 7 pineapple cube.

Ooh the pineapple cubes they put in urinals, I know what you mean

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can’t find my giant spider in the bathroom

It’s going to rub it’s willy on your face while you sleep."

Now il have nightmares

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm cold.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm in work in 20 minutes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll be there tomorrow at 7.30am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never left...

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I've a painful foof....veet in places where it shouldn't get stings like a bitch! Ouch bloody ouch!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I bought myself a greenhouse

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I had a fish finger sandwich for tea.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

With ketchup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Considering if it's time to get under the duvet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won another £10 on a scratch card.

Will be offering to someone who’s willing to FaceTime my mum and say they’re my boyfriend

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Considering if it's time to get under the duvet."

Glad it's not just me thinking that too lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Considering if it's time to get under the duvet.

Glad it's not just me thinking that too lol.

Living life on the edge

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Considering if it's time to get under the duvet.

Glad it's not just me thinking that too lol.

Living life on the edge

Oh yes, aren't we daring? Can't cope with the excitement here lol.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Just finished the washing up & contemplating getting in the shower. It's all go here. The excitement is near fever pitch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Considering if it's time to get under the duvet.

Glad it's not just me thinking that too lol.

Living life on the edge

Oh yes, aren't we daring? Can't cope with the excitement here lol.

I'll be over the moon at 6am when alarm starts beeping

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My update is im Eating chocolate with a coffee .. watching tv ..

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I won another £10 on a scratch card.

Will be offering to someone who’s willing to FaceTime my mum and say they’re my boyfriend "

My brother might be interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My update is im Eating chocolate with a coffee .. watching tv ..

Do you mean coffee chocolate? Or eating chocolate and drinking coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just stood in a crazy pile of dog shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran 17 miles x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to brush my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just making a cup of tea

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Just making a cup of tea

Is that code for Sam's got his balls in your mouth?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Considering if it's time to get under the duvet.

Glad it's not just me thinking that too lol.

Living life on the edge

Oh yes, aren't we daring? Can't cope with the excitement here lol.

I'll be over the moon at 6am when alarm starts beeping

What's an alarm?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I want a scone.

I don't have any flour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Considering if it's time to get under the duvet.

Glad it's not just me thinking that too lol.

Living life on the edge

Oh yes, aren't we daring? Can't cope with the excitement here lol.

I'll be over the moon at 6am when alarm starts beeping

What's an alarm?!

I gotta go to work. Just had 4 days off, it's gonna be hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won another £10 on a scratch card.

Will be offering to someone who’s willing to FaceTime my mum and say they’re my boyfriend

My brother might be interested"

Pass on my details please.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I won another £10 on a scratch card.

Will be offering to someone who’s willing to FaceTime my mum and say they’re my boyfriend

My brother might be interested

Pass on my details please. "

Do I get a commission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just making a cup of tea

Is that code for Sam's got his balls in your mouth?"

Maybe it was

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Just making a cup of tea

Is that code for Sam's got his balls in your mouth?

Maybe it was

Xx"

Can I come for tea?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Just making a cup of tea

Is that code for Sam's got his balls in your mouth?

Maybe it was

Can I come for tea?

Babs

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Just making a cup of tea

Is that code for Sam's got his balls in your mouth?

Maybe it was

Xx"

Tea for two?

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By *urves and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Made a rhubarb crumble, perfect for the crap weather today. May also crack open the gin....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Just making a cup of tea

Is that code for Sam's got his balls in your mouth?

Maybe it was

Can I come for tea please?

Babs

They will let you come as well if you ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just making a cup of tea

Is that code for Sam's got his balls in your mouth?

Maybe it was

Can I come for tea?

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just threw another log on the fire....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a spider in my shower.

What's yours?"

Sorry. I forgot to mention. That was my pet. Just wanted to check on you!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"I just threw another log on the fire...."

This reminded me of the Craig Ferguson show and the conversation with Geoff about swapping logs at Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm up

Good morning!

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Dreamt I was mugged I won

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The spider's gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The spider's gone."

Voluntarily, or did you help it on its way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The spider's gone.

Voluntarily, or did you help it on its way?"

This time I didn't get rid of him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The spider's gone.

Voluntarily, or did you help it on its way?

This time I didn't get rid of him."

Can I replace his place in your bathroom?

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"My update is im Eating chocolate with a coffee .. watching tv ..

Do you mean coffee chocolate? Or eating chocolate and drinking coffee

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cup of coffee and hazelnut chocolate

sorry wants clear ... I do like coffee flavoured chocolate though if you e got any

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"The spider's gone.

Voluntarily, or did you help it on its way?

This time I didn't get rid of him.

Can I replace his place in your bathroom?

Take me with you! I will try to find the spider

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