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"Who we burnin' first boss? Best get the allotment ready aye?" Its entirely up to you Miss. Plenty to choose from. You'd better be quick though because I've not murdered anyone this week and you're the first person to turn up... | |||
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"A fab purge "STAB! Right in the throat. Blood spurting everywhere. Gotcha! | |||
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"well all the call of duty I've been playing as got me prepared "BOOM! Saw off shotgun right in the mush. Didnt prepare you that well did it lol | |||
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"Who we burnin' first boss? Best get the allotment ready aye? Its entirely up to you Miss. Plenty to choose from. You'd better be quick though because I've not murdered anyone this week and you're the first person to turn up... "Well if you're gonna do it can you do it dramatically please?? | |||
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"Who we burnin' first boss? Best get the allotment ready aye? Its entirely up to you Miss. Plenty to choose from. You'd better be quick though because I've not murdered anyone this week and you're the first person to turn up...
Well if you're gonna do it can you do it dramatically please??
"Ive just hung you from a tree on a rusty meathook. You scream in pain and terror as the ravens begin to tear at your flesh... | |||
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"Och there's been a "murder", said in my best Scottish accent... I'm pretty damn good with a spade/shovel guvnor, oh and reckon I can put pedal to metal in my Honda Jazz, for a getaway car "Into the acid bath for you... They just dont get it do they everyone? | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? " as gingers we must stick together | |||
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"Who we burnin' first boss? Best get the allotment ready aye? Its entirely up to you Miss. Plenty to choose from. You'd better be quick though because I've not murdered anyone this week and you're the first person to turn up...
Well if you're gonna do it can you do it dramatically please??
Ive just hung you from a tree on a rusty meathook. You scream in pain and terror as the ravens begin to tear at your flesh... "But if you murder me, you won't have an alibi...I saw Snatch we now have a pig patch 'oop the allotment! | |||
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"I've just twacked you on the head, and get in my car! " ok then clothes on or off | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? as gingers we must stick together "Definitely we always get picked on  | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? " Yeah of course. All part of the fun... "hey, remember that time you murdered me? You really had me lol" | |||
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"A fab purge
STAB! Right in the throat. Blood spurting everywhere. Gotcha! "Fuck.... do I get to respawn yet?  | |||
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"Who we burnin' first boss? Best get the allotment ready aye? Its entirely up to you Miss. Plenty to choose from. You'd better be quick though because I've not murdered anyone this week and you're the first person to turn up...
Well if you're gonna do it can you do it dramatically please??
Ive just hung you from a tree on a rusty meathook. You scream in pain and terror as the ravens begin to tear at your flesh...
But if you murder me, you won't have an alibi...I saw Snatch we now have a pig patch 'oop the allotment! "Too late. You're going to have to go and regenerate now... | |||
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"A fab purge
STAB! Right in the throat. Blood spurting everywhere. Gotcha!
Fuck.... do I get to respawn yet? "Get in the amniotic tank you... | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? Yeah of course. All part of the fun... "hey, remember that time you murdered me? You really had me lol" "Then definitely need to get creative with the murders | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? as gingers we must stick together
Definitely we always get picked on "it's ok I got you | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? Yeah of course. All part of the fun... "hey, remember that time you murdered me? You really had me lol"
Then definitely need to get creative with the murders "You'd better get on it then. Or are you one of those weirdos that "doesn't murder people". They're not right in the head that lot... | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? Yeah of course. All part of the fun... "hey, remember that time you murdered me? You really had me lol" "Respawns Sneaks up behind you And shoves multiple knives in your back The first killed the rest was overkill | |||
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"Peeks in, realises it's a bit violent in here, tiptoes out before I get got "Tip toes behind you Once you're in you're in Sword through the heart Boom | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? Yeah of course. All part of the fun... "hey, remember that time you murdered me? You really had me lol"
Respawns
Sneaks up behind you
And shoves multiple knives in your back
The first killed the rest was overkill "Ohh you sneaky barstarghhh! | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? Yeah of course. All part of the fun... "hey, remember that time you murdered me? You really had me lol"
Then definitely need to get creative with the murders
You'd better get on it then. Or are you one of those weirdos that "doesn't murder people". They're not right in the head that lot... "Fuck no, I'm one of those whose not right in the head and imagines various ways to off the people I dislike | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? Yeah of course. All part of the fun... "hey, remember that time you murdered me? You really had me lol"
Then definitely need to get creative with the murders
You'd better get on it then. Or are you one of those weirdos that "doesn't murder people". They're not right in the head that lot...
Fuck no, I'm one of those whose not right in the head and imagines various ways to off the people I dislike "Well gee that sure is interesting. WHACK! As I Swing an axe right into the top of your head... | |||
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"Sees _emorefrida grabs his trusty bazooka and boom... Nothing left of either of them except their boots "STAB! Right in the throat again "ahh fuckin 'ad ewe!" | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? Yeah of course. All part of the fun... "hey, remember that time you murdered me? You really had me lol"
Then definitely need to get creative with the murders
You'd better get on it then. Or are you one of those weirdos that "doesn't murder people". They're not right in the head that lot...
Fuck no, I'm one of those whose not right in the head and imagines various ways to off the people I dislike
Well gee that sure is interesting. WHACK! As I Swing an axe right into the top of your head... "Very death becomes her, hmm tie you up naked cover in honey and let the creepy crawlies eat you up | |||
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"Sees _emorefrida grabs his trusty bazooka and boom... Nothing left of either of them except their boots "Makes that hi Vis jacket not so, gets splatted when they think they are safe | |||
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"What the fuck have I wondered into. *Takes cover and wonders back out* I'll be back when I've found my chainsaw" Hope it's a rusty one | |||
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"What the fuck have I wondered into. *Takes cover and wonders back out* I'll be back when I've found my chainsaw Hope it's a rusty one "Rusty from all the blood | |||
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"Does the person remember how they were killed and who by though? Yeah of course. All part of the fun... "hey, remember that time you murdered me? You really had me lol"
Then definitely need to get creative with the murders
You'd better get on it then. Or are you one of those weirdos that "doesn't murder people". They're not right in the head that lot...
Fuck no, I'm one of those whose not right in the head and imagines various ways to off the people I dislike
Well gee that sure is interesting. WHACK! As I Swing an axe right into the top of your head...
Very death becomes her, hmm tie you up naked cover in honey and let the creepy crawlies eat you up "Yeh but only if they're twenty fifth century creepy nasties though. Murderpedes and robo-hornets and that... Argh!  | |||
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"Sees _emorefrida grabs his trusty bazooka and boom... Nothing left of either of them except their boots
STAB! Right in the throat again "ahh fuckin 'ad ewe!" "Respawns again damn it Flies a drone with missiles attached Seeks you out and fires 3. First is successful Over 2 are to make sure | |||
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"Sees _emorefrida grabs his trusty bazooka and boom... Nothing left of either of them except their boots
Makes that hi Vis jacket not so, gets splatted when they think they are safe"Oh shit I need to take that off and be inconspicuous
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"Peeks in, realises it's a bit violent in here, tiptoes out before I get got
Tip toes behind you
Once you're in you're in
Sword through the heart
Boom "Nooooo, don't kill the peaceful hippy | |||
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"It's the twenty fifth century... Technological advances have enabled an exact copy of a person to be created down to a sub atomic level, exactly the same physical characteristics, personality traits, emotional responses and memories. This breakthrough has effectively rendered death obsolete. As an unexpected consequence of this is that murder is now a popular recreational activity. So hi everyone and welcome to the first ever Fabmurders Sunday Murderthon... "Stand back OP I've got a blunt potatoes peeler and I ain't afraid to use it! | |||
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"It's the twenty fifth century... Technological advances have enabled an exact copy of a person to be created down to a sub atomic level, exactly the same physical characteristics, personality traits, emotional responses and memories. This breakthrough has effectively rendered death obsolete. As an unexpected consequence of this is that murder is now a popular recreational activity. So hi everyone and welcome to the first ever Fabmurders Sunday Murderthon...
Stand back OP I've got a blunt potatoes peeler and I ain't afraid to use it! "can you use it on my Sunday dinner
I'm off before I get it in my eye | |||
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"Peeks in, realises it's a bit violent in here, tiptoes out before I get got
Tip toes behind you
Once you're in you're in
Sword through the heart
Boom
Nooooo, don't kill the peaceful hippy "Sowwy You didn't wave your white flag | |||
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"(Sent by text) I'm in! From the long grass beside you...and I mean YOU! "Careful there's a girl behind you with a chainsaw | |||
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"(Sent by text) I'm in! From the long grass beside you...and I mean YOU!
Careful there's a girl behind you with a chainsaw"Thanks for informing me. SWIPE...her heads gone...along with much grass! | |||
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"(Sent by text) I'm in! From the long grass beside you...and I mean YOU!
Careful there's a girl behind you with a chainsawThanks for informing me.
SWIPE...her heads gone...along with much grass! "Who was it?...and how long do I get before she reanimates? | |||
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"(Sent by text) I'm in! From the long grass beside you...and I mean YOU!
Careful there's a girl behind you with a chainsawThanks for informing me.
SWIPE...her heads gone...along with much grass! "Shit..I need to up my game! | |||
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walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on | |||
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"A fab purge "I have the purge siren as an earworm now | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on "Not to take over a thread but I imagine there's loads of dead ones to sit on? 
I'm running through long grass myself... | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on Not to take over a thread but I imagine there's loads of dead ones to sit on?
I'm running through long grass myself..."Watch out for the sedge grass. That stuffs worse than a papercut. Maybe you should put some undies on | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on "Too late! (Garrottes Jamie from behind as shes leaving, cuts her head off and mounts it on a stake...) | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on
Too late! (Garrottes Jamie from behind as shes leaving, cuts her head off and mounts it on a stake...) "You're a mean mofo | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on Not to take over a thread but I imagine there's loads of dead ones to sit on?
I'm running through long grass myself..."You aint running fast enough Huey! TWUNK! (Crossbow bolt straight through the back of the head...) | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on
Too late! (Garrottes Jamie from behind as shes leaving, cuts her head off and mounts it on a stake...)
You're a mean mofo "Got to be mean to get the most out of Murderthon... | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on
Too late! (Garrottes Jamie from behind as shes leaving, cuts her head off and mounts it on a stake...) " your mistake was underestimating me.
Ducks down, grabs arm, breaks arm, uses broken arm to slap his own face asking ‘why you hitting yourself’ takes dog as trophy the leaves thread laughing as he now has to defend himself with a broken arm and no dog.
Ciao bitches | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on Not to take over a thread but I imagine there's loads of dead ones to sit on?
I'm running through long grass myself...
You aint running fast enough Huey! TWUNK! (Crossbow bolt straight through the back of the head...) "So I leave the Crossbow bolt in my head and think I must get wiser.... | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on
Too late! (Garrottes Jamie from behind as shes leaving, cuts her head off and mounts it on a stake...)
You're a mean mofo
Got to be mean to get the most out of Murderthon... "I should have took you out before Huey took my head. I'll toughen up for the next one | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on Not to take over a thread but I imagine there's loads of dead ones to sit on?
I'm running through long grass myself...
Watch out for the sedge grass. That stuffs worse than a papercut. Maybe you should put some undies on "This game is better played naked! | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on
Too late! (Garrottes Jamie from behind as shes leaving, cuts her head off and mounts it on a stake...)
your mistake was underestimating me.
Ducks down, grabs arm, breaks arm, uses broken arm to slap his own face asking ‘why you hitting yourself’ takes dog as trophy the leaves thread laughing as he now has to defend himself with a broken arm and no dog.
Ciao bitches "Not fast enough! You like arm play do you. Swipe chop, swipe chop your arms are dangling...now bleed out as you exit! Ciao | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on
Too late! (Garrottes Jamie from behind as shes leaving, cuts her head off and mounts it on a stake...)
your mistake was underestimating me.
Ducks down, grabs arm, breaks arm, uses broken arm to slap his own face asking ‘why you hitting yourself’ takes dog as trophy the leaves thread laughing as he now has to defend himself with a broken arm and no dog.
Ciao bitches Not fast enough! You like arm play do you.
Swipe chop, swipe chop your arms are dangling...now bleed out as you exit! Ciao "As for that other fool with the dog.... | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on
Too late! (Garrottes Jamie from behind as shes leaving, cuts her head off and mounts it on a stake...)
your mistake was underestimating me.
Ducks down, grabs arm, breaks arm, uses broken arm to slap his own face asking ‘why you hitting yourself’ takes dog as trophy the leaves thread laughing as he now has to defend himself with a broken arm and no dog.
Ciao bitches "Headless murdering is that allowed? | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on
Too late! (Garrottes Jamie from behind as shes leaving, cuts her head off and mounts it on a stake...)
your mistake was underestimating me.
Ducks down, grabs arm, breaks arm, uses broken arm to slap his own face asking ‘why you hitting yourself’ takes dog as trophy the leaves thread laughing as he now has to defend himself with a broken arm and no dog.
Ciao bitches Not fast enough! You like arm play do you.
Swipe chop, swipe chop your arms are dangling...now bleed out as you exit! Ciao
As for that other fool with the dog.... "....I think I'll just take his Crossbow... | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on
Too late! (Garrottes Jamie from behind as shes leaving, cuts her head off and mounts it on a stake...)
your mistake was underestimating me.
Ducks down, grabs arm, breaks arm, uses broken arm to slap his own face asking ‘why you hitting yourself’ takes dog as trophy the leaves thread laughing as he now has to defend himself with a broken arm and no dog.
Ciao bitches Not fast enough! You like arm play do you.
Swipe chop, swipe chop your arms are dangling...now bleed out as you exit! Ciao
As for that other fool with the dog.... ....I think I'll just take his Crossbow..."Crossbow in hand he sees a hut and seeking a third victim (he's on a thurder)...he knocks on the door... | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on
Too late! (Garrottes Jamie from behind as shes leaving, cuts her head off and mounts it on a stake...)
your mistake was underestimating me.
Ducks down, grabs arm, breaks arm, uses broken arm to slap his own face asking ‘why you hitting yourself’ takes dog as trophy the leaves thread laughing as he now has to defend himself with a broken arm and no dog.
Ciao bitches Not fast enough! You like arm play do you.
Swipe chop, swipe chop your arms are dangling...now bleed out as you exit! Ciao
As for that other fool with the dog.... ....I think I'll just take his Crossbow... Crossbow in hand he sees a hut and seeking a third victim (he's on a thurder)...he knocks on the door..."Minnie pops out and blinds him with a well placed carrot to the eye, then a parsnip into the left ear hole and straight into his brainium
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"Peeks in, realises it's a bit violent in here, tiptoes out before I get got
Tip toes behind you
Once you're in you're in
Sword through the heart
Boom
Nooooo, don't kill the peaceful hippy
Sowwy
You didn't wave your white flag "I did, I waved my thong | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on Not to take over a thread but I imagine there's loads of dead ones to sit on?
I'm running through long grass myself...
Watch out for the sedge grass. That stuffs worse than a papercut. Maybe you should put some undies on This game is better played naked!"I agree but then you are the one risking your crown jewels | |||
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"Peeks in, realises it's a bit violent in here, tiptoes out before I get got
Tip toes behind you
Once you're in you're in
Sword through the heart
Boom
Nooooo, don't kill the peaceful hippy
Sowwy
You didn't wave your white flag
I did, I waved my thong "It was too small to see
You could have slipped them on my pocket instead
Oops creepy alert
Dies of embarrassment
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"Peeks in, realises it's a bit violent in here, tiptoes out before I get got
Tip toes behind you
Once you're in you're in
Sword through the heart
Boom
Nooooo, don't kill the peaceful hippy
Sowwy
You didn't wave your white flag
I did, I waved my thong
It was too small to see
You could have slipped them on my pocket instead
Oops creepy alert
Dies of embarrassment
(Fell on my own sword for you) "Haha! But now I live, my cunning okan worked, mwah haha | |||
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"Peeks in, realises it's a bit violent in here, tiptoes out before I get got
Tip toes behind you
Once you're in you're in
Sword through the heart
Boom
Nooooo, don't kill the peaceful hippy
Sowwy
You didn't wave your white flag
I did, I waved my thong
It was too small to see
You could have slipped them on my pocket instead
Oops creepy alert
Dies of embarrassment
(Fell on my own sword for you)
Haha! But now I live, my cunning okan worked, mwah haha ""KILL THE SMELLY HIPPY!" WHOOSH! One blast from the flamethrower and HippyChick is instanly vapourised in a huge ball of flames... | |||
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"Peeks in, realises it's a bit violent in here, tiptoes out before I get got
Tip toes behind you
Once you're in you're in
Sword through the heart
Boom
Nooooo, don't kill the peaceful hippy
Sowwy
You didn't wave your white flag
I did, I waved my thong
It was too small to see
You could have slipped them on my pocket instead
Oops creepy alert
Dies of embarrassment
(Fell on my own sword for you)
Haha! But now I live, my cunning okan worked, mwah haha "Damn it... this respawn is taking ages to have my vengeance on you | |||
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"Peeks in, realises it's a bit violent in here, tiptoes out before I get got
Tip toes behind you
Once you're in you're in
Sword through the heart
Boom
Nooooo, don't kill the peaceful hippy
Sowwy
You didn't wave your white flag
I did, I waved my thong
It was too small to see
You could have slipped them on my pocket instead
Oops creepy alert
Dies of embarrassment
(Fell on my own sword for you)
Haha! But now I live, my cunning okan worked, mwah haha
Damn it... this respawn is taking ages to have my vengeance on you "I just flamethrowered her. Job done | |||
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"Is harikiri allowed in here? "If you feel you have to. Bit boring though. More fun doing it to someone else STAB!(disembowels her with samurai sword) See? Loads more fun... | |||
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" walks in and quickly walks back out. I was just looking for a face to sit on Not to take over a thread but I imagine there's loads of dead ones to sit on?
I'm running through long grass myself...
Watch out for the sedge grass. That stuffs worse than a papercut. Maybe you should put some undies on This game is better played naked!
I agree but then you are the one risking your crown jewels "The jewels are expendable today like the rest of me...unless you seek DEATH BY JEWELS? | |||
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"What do you prefer a Hatchet or a crossbow? " Shovel to the back of the head actually Huey.CLUNK! | |||
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"What do you prefer a Hatchet or a crossbow? Shovel to the back of the head actually Huey.CLUNK! "You must have been close for me to hear that answer so you are now minus half a head due to quick reactions (Hatchet) | |||
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"Peeks in, realises it's a bit violent in here, tiptoes out before I get got
Tip toes behind you
Once you're in you're in
Sword through the heart
Boom
Nooooo, don't kill the peaceful hippy
Sowwy
You didn't wave your white flag
I did, I waved my thong
It was too small to see
You could have slipped them on my pocket instead
Oops creepy alert
Dies of embarrassment
(Fell on my own sword for you)
Haha! But now I live, my cunning okan worked, mwah haha
Damn it... this respawn is taking ages to have my vengeance on you
I just flamethrowered her. Job done "I need to have my vengeance on her and she needs vengeance on you | |||
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"What do you prefer a Hatchet or a crossbow? Shovel to the back of the head actually Huey.CLUNK! You must have been close for me to hear that answer so you are now minus half a head due to quick reactions (Hatchet) "...if it's survivable, was you smart enough to take back that Crossbow. Did I leave you enough head for that? | |||
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"Peeks in, realises it's a bit violent in here, tiptoes out before I get got
Tip toes behind you
Once you're in you're in
Sword through the heart
Boom
Nooooo, don't kill the peaceful hippy
Sowwy
You didn't wave your white flag
I did, I waved my thong
It was too small to see
You could have slipped them on my pocket instead
Oops creepy alert
Dies of embarrassment
(Fell on my own sword for you)
Haha! But now I live, my cunning okan worked, mwah haha
Damn it... this respawn is taking ages to have my vengeance on you
I just flamethrowered her. Job done
I need to have my vengeance on her and she needs vengeance on you "You shouldn't have told me that bud.CRUNCH! (Swings axe into his ribcage) | |||
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"What do you prefer a Hatchet or a crossbow? Shovel to the back of the head actually Huey.CLUNK! You must have been close for me to hear that answer so you are now minus half a head due to quick reactions (Hatchet) ...if it's survivable, was you smart enough to take back that Crossbow.
Did I leave you enough head for that?"Shit! (Gurgles death rattle) | |||
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"Is harikiri allowed in here?
If you feel you have to. Bit boring though. More fun doing it to someone else STAB!(disembowels her with samurai sword) See? Loads more fun... "I just need a room to do it. Can get messy on a doorstep  | |||
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"What do you prefer a Hatchet or a crossbow? Shovel to the back of the head actually Huey.CLUNK! You must have been close for me to hear that answer so you are now minus half a head due to quick reactions (Hatchet) ...if it's survivable, was you smart enough to take back that Crossbow.
Did I leave you enough head for that?
Shit! (Gurgles death rattle) "I would laugh! But this is a serious game!! | |||
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"Is harikiri allowed in here?
If you feel you have to. Bit boring though. More fun doing it to someone else STAB!(disembowels her with samurai sword) See? Loads more fun...
I just need a room to do it. Can get messy on a doorstep "Go and regenerate and come back... | |||
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"What do you prefer a Hatchet or a crossbow? Shovel to the back of the head actually Huey.CLUNK! You must have been close for me to hear that answer so you are now minus half a head due to quick reactions (Hatchet) ...if it's survivable, was you smart enough to take back that Crossbow.
Did I leave you enough head for that?
Shit! (Gurgles death rattle)
I would laugh!
But this is a serious game!! "You can laugh evily like Baron Samedi in Live and let Die Huey... | |||
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"What do you prefer a Hatchet or a crossbow? Shovel to the back of the head actually Huey.CLUNK! You must have been close for me to hear that answer so you are now minus half a head due to quick reactions (Hatchet) ...if it's survivable, was you smart enough to take back that Crossbow.
Did I leave you enough head for that?
Shit! (Gurgles death rattle)
I would laugh!
But this is a serious game!! "+ the dead don't joke? | |||
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"What do you prefer a Hatchet or a crossbow? Shovel to the back of the head actually Huey.CLUNK! You must have been close for me to hear that answer so you are now minus half a head due to quick reactions (Hatchet) ...if it's survivable, was you smart enough to take back that Crossbow.
Did I leave you enough head for that?
Shit! (Gurgles death rattle)
I would laugh!
But this is a serious game!!
You can laugh evily like Baron Samedi in Live and let Die Huey... "Advice goes unanswered! | |||
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"What do you prefer a Hatchet or a crossbow? Shovel to the back of the head actually Huey.CLUNK! You must have been close for me to hear that answer so you are now minus half a head due to quick reactions (Hatchet) ...if it's survivable, was you smart enough to take back that Crossbow.
Did I leave you enough head for that?
Shit! (Gurgles death rattle)
I would laugh!
But this is a serious game!!
You can laugh evily like Baron Samedi in Live and let Die Huey... Advice goes unanswered!"Oy Huey! Don't look up! (Drops upright piano out of window...) | |||
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