FabSwingers.com forum: He touched me for 20 pence.

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

On a brisk walk this morning. I passed the paper shop and the local 'character' shouts , 'hiya love' ... I shout hiyaaaaa then it comes .... can I have 20 pence, just 20pence... ? I only need 20 pence.

I say..... I haven't got any money with me.

He says.... Sorry for asking you..love.

I turned around took two steps back n said ..... Don't be sorry, what are you sorry for ? If I had it , i'd give it to you but I haven't but don't be sorry.

With that he touched my arm and said ... c'mon i'll walk this way with you.

I was like this

So I hear the lovely story of how he has money but needs the 20p for a can of cider but his words are muffled cos I can only concentrate with shock about him touching my arm .. I mumble..... im out for a walk so i don't......

With that another woman passes on the other side of the street...... and he dumps me........ HE DUMPS ME! and starts his routine with her.

Fickle fucker.....

How many of you believe I didn't have 2p with me?

What lesson should I take from this experience ?

How much is a can of cider ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t believe you, grammars are all minted and have loose change in their underwear.

The lesson you should take is just toss him 20p and say fuck off.

Cider... no idea, Total pesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people living on the street need something to get them through the day's

Somre have deep seated problems both oersonal and mental so I for one would have just given him the 20p if I had it in my pocket but if you didn't then no problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What lesson? You should enforce your personal space better.

I get it all the time and I’m afraid I don’t give anything to beggars or those loitering for change outside shops. I don’t like anyone getting in my personal space and will challenge someone if they do.. especially during current times.

People are too polite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know where he buys his cider from at 20p!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Bit of a lose /win story.

He didn't get his 20 pence but you got the bad touch.

Hope you've rinsed your arm with full strength Dettol,GC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to know where he buys his cider from at 20p!"

I just want to be touched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of a lose /win story.

He didn't get his 20 pence but you got the bad touch.

Hope you've rinsed your arm with full strength Dettol,GC

Earwormed me...

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me

And you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only lesson I can see is that you started off with no 20 pence coin then ended up with 18 pence less than the 20 pence you didnt have. Was this a deliberate test? Guy sounds dodgy, keep a reactive gap GC.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I would have given 40p and told him to get me a can of cider too

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I gave a beggar £1 yesterday but I dropped it from a great height into his open hand so I didn't touch him.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

" The only lesson I can see is that you started off with no 20 pence coin then ended up with 18 pence less than the 20 pence you didnt have. Was this a deliberate test? Guy sounds dodgy, keep a reactive gap GC."

Either I need a good proof reader or I no longer care too much about standards. Well spotted.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Granny I’d touch you for free

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny I’d touch you for free

Well thanks ...... I think

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Granny I’d touch you for free

Well thanks ...... I think

I'd pay a whole 40 pence

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny I’d touch you for free

Well thanks ...... I think

I'd pay a whole 40 pence

Would you expect two touches tho ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe you didn't have 2p

Us blokes will use any story (or disguise) to get close to a woman of your pedigree.

A can of cider (the last time)

20p

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Granny I’d touch you for free

Well thanks ...... I think

I'd pay a whole 40 pence

Would you expect two touches tho ???"

BOGOF lol

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