FabSwingers.com forum: Lockdown poems... More please!

By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

I miss my mates and clap on Thursdays

Drinking too much a bit too early,

Baking for Britain for something to do.

Chess in the garden alongside a brew

Maybe a picnic next week if we're lucky

I can well do without MD or Kentucky.

Sit in the park without fear of arrest.

Vitamin D all over my breasts.

So I'll keep applauding as hard as I can

In praise of each woman and every man

Sticking their necks out when risk is so keen

To help us say 'DO ONE!!!' To Covid 19.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, me and Jamie Hants will need to share some of ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I wouldn't see ya skint

Coz you're not exactly a bint

I find you quite attractive

And I'm sure we can get very active

Why dont you flash me some nude

I'm sorry if that sounds rude

But I'm just dirty buck

Are you still up for that fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the art of poetry. Mr Bants and I shared some beautifully moving poetry. I like the subtle ones the best. The ones that make you wonder what the context.

My knickers have already gone

Please hurry up and catch on

Wetter than an otters pocket

Just thinking about your rocket

You can give my bean and lick

If you let me bounce around on your dick

I’m sure Alfred Lord Tennyson wishes he could be that smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they call me Mr Bants

But its only because I want in your pants

They say funny gets you fanny

And now I know you're not a tranny

I've never been a poet

And I guess you already know it

But cant you at least

Unleash my average beast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this chat is beginning to get rude

And I'm anything but a prude

If you want to sit on my face

Quick, to the bed, it's a race

Now I feel a twitch in my pants

Uh oh, You've woken up little Bants

It's time to lose your knickers

So I can give your clit a little flicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your average beast sounds great

Consider it a date

You’ve made my fanny flutter

Sorry for my mind being in the gutter

If getting in my pants is the case

Do you mind if I sit on your face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky for you I love to lick clit

And stick my tongue deep in the pit

I wont stop with my tongue

Until I know you have cum

But do you mind if I ask

Do you take it in the ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well let me pour you a glass

Coz I really fancy your ass

I can start with my pinky

Before moving onto my winky

If you find it too sore

I wont see you as a bore

We can go back to your pussy

And you can swallow my juicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're better at this than me

It's not difficult to see

My head has been pickled

But tonight you've got me tickled

I'm going through bereavement

And yet you've given me entertainment

I'll go to bed now with a smile

But I'll be awake in a short while

I'm sure we can chat tomorrow

And I'm sure I'll feel less sorrow

Thank you for tonight

You've really made my night

Now it's time for me to retreat

But I thank you for your treat

You seem like such a hoot

Now go on, get yir tits oot!

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By *nnnikCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

Mary had a little lamb, it joined fab and turned into a ram Nik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My smile is cheeky, as is my banter

But I hope you've had a good bit of laughter

Tonight has been fun

You're really nice hun

I'm glad we got chatting

Now it's time to get you panting

If we work up a sweat

Will you get really wet

As my dick gets harder

It's time to play smarter

As we look eye to eye

My dick slides in your pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your bum would be my prize

As it's a really nice size

I bet it's nice and tight

Please dont put up a fight

I can give it a little licking

Then I'll stick my fingers in

We can ease you in gently

As we continue to get friendly

By the end of the night, you'll be begging for more

Then you'll ask me to call you, your filthy little whore

As I pull on your hair

You'll say "that's it, right there"

You'll turn to me and ask

Please Rossco, stick it in my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, I'm lonely.

The End.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my dick in your rear

I'll whisper in your ear

With my hands on your hips

You shall hear from my lips

Your name being said

As I damage your bed

You'll scream for some more

When you hear my voice roar

It's time for me to cum

Inside of your bum

You can feel it inside

As I slow down my stride

I'll lean back to view

My cum dribble out of you

We'll collapse in a pile

But both with a big smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad you're not complaining

Because all this rhyming is draining

I'm glad you've had a good time

Reading what I rhyme

If it's got ya fancying me

Then I've got it down to a T

I'll need to try it in future

As this has been far from torture

I've never tried it before

As I thought it would bore

I'm glad I've had some luck

Let's get back to that fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be there to spank you in a heartbeat

If only you lived, down my street

Its a pitty you live, so far away

But an invite from you, is all you can say

One day I might, appear at your door

Why dont you check out, Mr Bants UK FAB tour

If you think you'd have me, I'll add you to the list

And maybe I'll get lucky, and you can make me breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going down on a ladies vagina

Is always on my sexual agenda

My tongue and my fingers, will have a big play

I'm sure you'll want me, to stay down that way

I've heard before, that my oral game is on point

I'll go out my way, to not disappoint.

I wont stop with my tongue

Until you have cum

You'll grab my head

As we shake the bed

My breakfast in bed, can be my reward

After a full night of playing with my sword

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By *niffs VerbottenMan
over a year ago

Blue Town by the Rolling Breakers

fuckerbag in fox furs

clawscratch key reliance

hail a new normal nowhere

gotta spread a squirt for science. just rip.em.off.

there goes jesus in speedos

with a paira dark gloved kinksters

facemask moving sneakercreeper footstyle dancin weirdos.

hair lustrous lollygagging

dawdle proxy aimless.

just grip.it.tight.

the fuckhouse over there they go,

my my ain't that something to

be counting days with holes in em

or wetting dreams in cold limbo

and dusting off the broom without a light.

just. slap.it.there

gimme a drool-dripping panty sniffing gargoyle ghouling

finger-slickin stiletto twitching flickster who dont care.

go mofos!

quick.digital.ink.it

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Fuck, I'm lonely.

The End."

Awwwww, big hugs

I love your jugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names Ben I’m on the hunt.

I’m really quite nice

But Most people think I’m a ...

Wally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck, I'm lonely.

The End.

Awwwww, big hugs

I love your jugs

Haha I thought my short contribution fitted with this situation

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Fuck, I'm lonely.

The End.

Awwwww, big hugs

I love your jugs

Haha I thought my short contribution fitted with this situation

Hehe well this situation is certainly character building, can't wait til it's over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protect the NHS, save lives, stay at home,

being on your own isn't the only way for us to feel alone,

with our only connection to life through a mobile phone,

we've all become a personal mobile no-go zone,

we peak out our window and clap on the street,

there's shopping and exercise but we're scared of the people we meet,

masks used to mean muggers or robbers, with knives,

these days they're the things keeping most of us alive,

now we're the villains if we stop and talk or go for a drive,

society wilts like abandoned nursery flowers, but Corona thrives,

as strong as the flow of the flood of tears from our eyes,

we weep and mourn as another one dies.

To be continued....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carona Moana...

You have nice feet, we cannot meet. Not even passing in the street.

We send Fab texts instead of sex, sex texting great but second best.

We'll meet one day of this I'm sure,that's if we ever find a cure.

No work again I'll watch TV, theres nothing really interests me.

Then mope about this house of mine, do I feel ill... no I feel fine.

I clap on Thursdays, we all do. Is one minute good or better two?

But patients reader this nearly over, dont want to be a Carona Moana.

Deep within all of you, there is the strength to see this through.

Then on that day with any luck, "We'll meet again.."

We'll meet and fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in PJs drinking wine,

dazed and confused,

unaware of the time.

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Sat in PJs drinking wine,

dazed and confused,

unaware of the time."

I like that

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Carona Moana...