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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you got any neighbours from hell stories to tell? Let's hear them here and how did you deal with it/coping with it.

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

No neighbours - house is secluded Happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to a few years back at my old house. Constant arguments and almost coming to blows a few times. The female ended up following my (then) wife one morning as she walked out eldest to school. The youngest was only a few months old and in his big buggy. The neighbour barged past my wife, toppled the pram and as my wife tried to save the pram, the neighbour swung at my wife with a dog lead bursting my wife's face. That was the final straw for the housing and they eventually kicked her out after that.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Our previous neighbours were alcoholics. He used to throw dog shit at our house and on to our back lawn, they'd stay up until all hours singing and shouting in the back garden, she'd get absolutely blotto at the weekend and sit facing our house singing Dolly Parton songs loudly, their children were literally left to run wild and we strongly suspect he used to bash her about. The day they put their house up for sale we celebrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to a few years back at my old house. Constant arguments and almost coming to blows a few times. The female ended up following my (then) wife one morning as she walked out eldest to school. The youngest was only a few months old and in his big buggy. The neighbour barged past my wife, toppled the pram and as my wife tried to save the pram, the neighbour swung at my wife with a dog lead bursting my wife's face. That was the final straw for the housing and they eventually kicked her out after that."

Damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our previous neighbours were alcoholics. He used to throw dog shit at our house and on to our back lawn, they'd stay up until all hours singing and shouting in the back garden, she'd get absolutely blotto at the weekend and sit facing our house singing Dolly Parton songs loudly, their children were literally left to run wild and we strongly suspect he used to bash her about. The day they put their house up for sale we celebrated"

Sounds like that was definitely worth a celebration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to a few years back at my old house. Constant arguments and almost coming to blows a few times. The female ended up following my (then) wife one morning as she walked out eldest to school. The youngest was only a few months old and in his big buggy. The neighbour barged past my wife, toppled the pram and as my wife tried to save the pram, the neighbour swung at my wife with a dog lead bursting my wife's face. That was the final straw for the housing and they eventually kicked her out after that.

Damn "

Yip! I had her brother by the throat a few times before that. Had her lad pinned against a wall. Was a total shambles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our neighbor's great a lot older than us she even watched me have a wank through the fence about 10 years ago. Weve never had a problem she put on FB the other day what great neighbour's shed got

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My parents neighbour who lives a few doors up keeps parking by their house. There are five parking slots which are owned by other residents one of which is owned by him.

Nobody else parks their cars there because it is a distance from their houses and they all have parking in front of their houses and street parking. But this one guy always parks by my parents house and walks back to his house even though he as parking in front of his house and there are always other empty parking slots in front of my parents house and street parker which is closer in a quit cul-de-sac.

Fair enough he owns the parking slot but he doesn't have to make life awkward for my parents who are disabled. I tried to buy the parking slot from him but he won't sell.. So I suggested if we could come to an agreement for my parents to park there because of the disability but no he won't budge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our neighbor's great a lot older than us she even watched me have a wank through the fence about 10 years ago. Weve never had a problem she put on FB the other day what great neighbour's shed got "

She watched you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our neighbor's great a lot older than us she even watched me have a wank through the fence about 10 years ago. Weve never had a problem she put on FB the other day what great neighbour's shed got

She watched you "
yea I didn't no she was there to start with she must have been up the garden lol an I got horny and started to have a play and then realised lol but just carried on till I finished. Shes never mentioned it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a neighbour who claimed I hit his car while parking, I hadn't been out in the car that day! He threw brake fluid all over my car, so I passive aggressively painted my car in urban camo (it was a beaten up Cavalier so I didn't really care)! And because I hadn't bitten he put a firework through my letterbox. Not much damage but because I had a baby in the house I lost it and dragged him into the street and beat the crap out of him. Not my proudest moment but when he realised I had him on cctv with all his crap he declined to press charges.

They moved out soon after. The street was happy.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Very lucky as we have extremely good neighbors and they even look after our cat when we go abroad, must be really stressful to have horrible neighbors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a neighbour who claimed I hit his car while parking, I hadn't been out in the car that day! He threw brake fluid all over my car, so I passive aggressively painted my car in urban camo (it was a beaten up Cavalier so I didn't really care)! And because I hadn't bitten he put a firework through my letterbox. Not much damage but because I had a baby in the house I lost it and dragged him into the street and beat the crap out of him. Not my proudest moment but when he realised I had him on cctv with all his crap he declined to press charges.

They moved out soon after. The street was happy. "
Well fekin done mate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I’m the neighbor from hell.....

I’m known to come home from the club at 4 am and throw after parties at my place......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple living next door in an old house I lived in, the lad was into his steroids all spotty moody looking sort so he gets in after night out with her pissed and all d up has a massive row puts al the windows in threatening to cut himself up with a piece of glass out the smashed windows. So the police turn up kick the bottom of the front door in and lets the dog section sort it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish Dumpie 292 were my neighbors . I would pleasure them both orally every day .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a neighbour who claimed I hit his car while parking, I hadn't been out in the car that day! He threw brake fluid all over my car, so I passive aggressively painted my car in urban camo (it was a beaten up Cavalier so I didn't really care)! And because I hadn't bitten he put a firework through my letterbox. Not much damage but because I had a baby in the house I lost it and dragged him into the street and beat the crap out of him. Not my proudest moment but when he realised I had him on cctv with all his crap he declined to press charges.

They moved out soon after. The street was happy. "

Same thing happened to me once. My neighbour said I bumped her car, even though the paint work was a different colour lol. Her husband said nothing because he could see I didn't do it, but she persisted that I did it and suggested that I put her car a right off nonsense.

Id of probably done the same thing if I had a firework put through my letter box

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Mine are my outlaws I have the mother in law from hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unfortunately I’m the neighbor from hell.....

I’m known to come home from the club at 4 am and throw after parties at my place......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine are my outlaws I have the mother in law from hell "

Oh fuck that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine are my outlaws I have the mother in law from hell "

Awkward

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By *r Appreciator.Man
over a year ago

Bedfordshire.

When i had my flat years ago it was me. Ive calmed down a lot since those days. Sorry old neighbours.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Growing up I had some neighbours who'd overlook our back garden from an upstairs balcony. Almost without fail, when I was outside doing chores, they'd loudly talk about how fat and ugly I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Growing up I had some neighbours who'd overlook our back garden from an upstairs balcony. Almost without fail, when I was outside doing chores, they'd loudly talk about how fat and ugly I was "
A swan now though my darling xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Growing up I had some neighbours who'd overlook our back garden from an upstairs balcony. Almost without fail, when I was outside doing chores, they'd loudly talk about how fat and ugly I was A swan now though my darling xx"

Thank you. I was a ghastly size 10, so huge and not ugly then. They were just rude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Growing up I had some neighbours who'd overlook our back garden from an upstairs balcony. Almost without fail, when I was outside doing chores, they'd loudly talk about how fat and ugly I was "

What's ever wrong with people

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Growing up I had some neighbours who'd overlook our back garden from an upstairs balcony. Almost without fail, when I was outside doing chores, they'd loudly talk about how fat and ugly I was

What's ever wrong with people "

They were much better than everyone else and everyone had to know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid, I witnessed my next door neighbour kicking 7 bags of shit out of his girlfriend in the front garden. I shouted on my dad and he went out and gave the guy an awfy kicking while my mum looked after the girl.....fast forward 4 days and they were living happily ever after again. My dad said he would never get involved in someone else's domestic again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Growing up I had some neighbours who'd overlook our back garden from an upstairs balcony. Almost without fail, when I was outside doing chores, they'd loudly talk about how fat and ugly I was

What's ever wrong with people

They were much better than everyone else and everyone had to know it."

Divs more like. I don't know why some people these days rather be mean than nice to people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was a kid, I witnessed my next door neighbour kicking 7 bags of shit out of his girlfriend in the front garden. I shouted on my dad and he went out and gave the guy an awfy kicking while my mum looked after the girl.....fast forward 4 days and they were living happily ever after again. My dad said he would never get involved in someone else's domestic again."

I have the same kind of neighbours. Killing each other one minute and then like nothing had happened the next.

I can't wait to move soon to get away from it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Growing up I had some neighbours who'd overlook our back garden from an upstairs balcony. Almost without fail, when I was outside doing chores, they'd loudly talk about how fat and ugly I was

What's ever wrong with people

They were much better than everyone else and everyone had to know it."
. If they could only see how beautiful and classy you have become .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to a few years back at my old house. Constant arguments and almost coming to blows a few times. The female ended up following my (then) wife one morning as she walked out eldest to school. The youngest was only a few months old and in his big buggy. The neighbour barged past my wife, toppled the pram and as my wife tried to save the pram, the neighbour swung at my wife with a dog lead bursting my wife's face. That was the final straw for the housing and they eventually kicked her out after that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven t but just got back from a customer/ neighbour dispute. Couple asked if they could cut the ivy from the wall..instead they completely dismantled the wall and are in dispute over responsability to rebuild..the build being done by muggings here. Driving me nuts listening seperately to the two sides of the story..thankfully being a happy chappy they both think I m marvellous. Earlier in wek two neighbours below same property fell out which drew me into settling things..hate working in built up areas..give me thecquiet of my woods anyday

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