FabSwingers.com forum: Why do women love cats?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that woman hate in a MAN, they love in a cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m such a cat lady.

They’re funny, sassy, and if treated right- they always come back.

They’re independent and beautiful.

Cats aren’t men, they’re women

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"I never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that woman hate in a MAN, they love in a cat!

Because we have a feline fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot stand cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I see myself in them....independent, knows what it wants, doesnt stand for any nonsense, likes the finer things in life, choosy about the people they hang out with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cannot stand cats. "

Just like you cannot stand me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot stand cats. "

Ditto they’re arseholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot stand cats.

Just like you cannot stand me!

I don’t think I ever said those exact words as such.

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm not quite sure what I love most! My Cats or Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats rule the world.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Cats are a bit like men. I don't want a house full of them, but if a nice one rubs up against me I'll give it a little attention.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I’m such a cat lady.

They’re funny, sassy, and if treated right- they always come back.

They’re independent and beautiful.

Cats aren’t men, they’re women

I’ll second that

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

They go out

Prowl

Flirt with others

Then come home to you

Much like fab life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cats rule the world."

Well, like pussies rule fab!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

More a dog lady by far

We have a cat but my dog melts me

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They go out

Prowl

Flirt with others

Then come home to you

Much like fab life

And they treat us like a piece of meat. Vegans treat them like a cucumber. Fail to see our soul!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman are like cats perrrrrfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cannot stand cats.

Just like you cannot stand me!

I don’t think I ever said those exact words as such.

I would if I were you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They shit in a box of their own filth then traipse it all around your house. Disgusting creatures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're cute, loving and sit on my lap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men love cats, too.

Cats feel who loves them and they come to those.

I love cats. My neighbours cats come to visit me when I leave the door open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men love cats, too.

Cats feel who loves them and they come to those.

I love cats. My neighbours cats come to visit me when I leave the door open

Would you leave the doors open for me?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m a dog lover, I don’t mind other people’s cats and will pet them but owning a cat has never appealed to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m such a cat lady.

They’re funny, sassy, and if treated right- they always come back.

They’re independent and beautiful.

Cats aren’t men, they’re women

I’ll second that

I'll definitely agree

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"They shit in a box of their own filth then traipse it all around your house. Disgusting creatures."

Or poop in your flower beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"
lol yes but they don't answer back they eat their food when its put on the table they only give you affection when they want it and they don't pay any attention to a word they say, they're cats they don't understand you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m such a cat lady.

They’re funny, sassy, and if treated right- they always come back.

They’re independent and beautiful.

Cats aren’t men, they’re women

This! Although I have both a female cat and a male cat and the differences are so clear it’s crazy!

Cats are confident and as you said sassy, what’s not to love!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men love cats, too.

Cats feel who loves them and they come to those.

I love cats. My neighbours cats come to visit me when I leave the door open

Would you leave the doors open for me?

I think you'd end up in neighbours house as I know you

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I'm not a fur ball lover either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men love cats, too.

Cats feel who loves them and they come to those.

I love cats. My neighbours cats come to visit me when I leave the door open

Would you leave the doors open for me?

I think you'd end up in neighbours house as I know you

Is the neighbour hot as you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also think it depends on the cat. Mine don’t stay out all day and they don’t like to be left alone, the come to me when I call (most of the time) I can’t even shut my room door without one of them crying by it until I open it!

All furry personalities are different.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I also think it depends on the cat. Mine don’t stay out all day and they don’t like to be left alone, the come to me when I call (most of the time) I can’t even shut my room door without one of them crying by it until I open it!

All furry personalities are different.

And what about your man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the big giveaway is men can speak... cats can’t!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men love cats, too.

Cats feel who loves them and they come to those.

I love cats. My neighbours cats come to visit me when I leave the door open

Would you leave the doors open for me?

I think you'd end up in neighbours house as I know you

Is the neighbour hot as you are?

Of course not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men love cats, too.

Cats feel who loves them and they come to those.

I love cats. My neighbours cats come to visit me when I leave the door open

Would you leave the doors open for me?

I think you'd end up in neighbours house as I know you

Is the neighbour hot as you are?

Of course not."

Okay. Then I would come to you first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a cat, shes a demanding princess. You cant go to the bathroom without her there demanding you turn the tap on so she can drink fresh water lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the big giveaway is men can speak... cats can’t!

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lol harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like cats

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

I don’t like cats too much, prefer dogs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot stand cats.

Ditto they’re arseholes."

Same here. They're dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot stand cats.

Ditto they’re arseholes.

Same here. They're dicks."

Another one here who doesn’t like cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs have masters.

Cats have servants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not a fur ball lover either

Do you love any other ball?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I don’t really like them they won’t let me cuddle them

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

A good example of a lady though

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like cats"

Oh! the wild one. Yiu have chosen the wrong user name!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t really like them they won’t let me cuddle them

Men or cat?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I don't like them, they're horrid...give me a dog any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them.. because they are not blindly loyal. You near to earn and work for their love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like them, they're horrid...give me a doggie any day "

On my way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love them.. because they are not blindly loyal. You near to earn and work for their love

Just like me!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I don’t really like them they won’t let me cuddle them

Men or cat?

Men always let me cuddle them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t really like them they won’t let me cuddle them

Men or cat?

Men always let me cuddle them

I would let you cuddle me if I were a cat. Maybe lick you off too!

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Sat in the garden with my two, one girl one boy, always come to me when I call them,

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I don’t really like them they won’t let me cuddle them

Men or cat?

Men always let me cuddle them

I would let you cuddle me if I were a cat. Maybe lick you off too!

Can I lick you back but

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t really like them they won’t let me cuddle them

Men or cat?

Men always let me cuddle them

I would let you cuddle me if I were a cat. Maybe lick you off too!

Can I lick you back but

Now you are asking for trouble!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Not this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not this one "

Love your bazoombas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just an animal lover all over. Currently own a cat. And everything you've said isn't true. I've had mine since 6 weeks old. She listens to me, comes in when I call her, she loves to play, comes to me for cuddles and lay on my lap or next to me and yes sleeps a lot but she is old now.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m not a cat person. They make sounds that freak me out, plus they’re not very loyal.

I like dogs - warm, affectionate, cuddly, great at giving attention, love cuddles, playful - all the stuff I like

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I love cats ..they do what the want when they want and don’t give a shit for anyone but themselves

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I don't mind cats they are interesting characters I prefer dogs and horses tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does one like anything OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does one like anything OP?"

I like you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Love my little cat and she loves me

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I’m a massive cat fan but lost my 15 year old boy a couple of years ago

He had his own character

Always came when I called him and always there waiting on the doorstep when I came home from work

He wasn’t ignorant like some cats

I would deffo have another one

They’re not dicks

Plus you don’t have to keep taking them out for a walk in all weathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a massive cat fan but lost my 15 year old boy a couple of years ago

He had his own character

Always came when I called him and always there waiting on the doorstep when I came home from work

He wasn’t ignorant like some cats

I would deffo have another one

They’re not dicks

Plus you don’t have to keep taking them out for a walk in all weathers"

I'm sorry to hear that. Ages ago I used to have a cat who would follow me and my dog on our walks. We had to walk slow or stop to wait for him but he enjoyed it

he was a clever beast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does one like anything OP?

I like you "

I like you more babycakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cats, we have 2 middle aged girls at the moment. They are lovely, they are very friendly and affectionate, they greet us when we come home, they come to us when call them, they love being close to us, they happily sleep next to us.

I'm not to keen on dogs except 2 particular dogs.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cats are beautiful

Cats are intelligent

Cats are sassy

Cats take no crap

Cats are independent

I adore cats

This thread is a good reason for filters

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think the big giveaway is men can speak... cats can’t!

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t hate cats but I don’t think they’re anything special either.

I’m not going to be a crazy cat lady,

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm not a cat lover

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am. I’m a crazy cat lady and proud....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I cannot stand cats. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm not a cat lover

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’m not a cat person. They make sounds that freak me out, plus they’re not very loyal.

I like dogs - warm, affectionate, cuddly, great at giving attention, love cuddles, playful - all the stuff I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They shit in a box of their own filth then traipse it all around your house. Disgusting creatures."

If you piss standing up chances are you do the same... just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they just want a real man op

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"They shit in a box of their own filth then traipse it all around your house. Disgusting creatures.

If you piss standing up chances are you do the same... just sayin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe they just want a real man op

Who are they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not a cat lover

Hope you are a man lover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love my little cat and she loves me

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i love your pussy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Joe exotic could comment on this post he would.....

Be careful Carol Baskin don't find this post.....don't say I didn't warn you all you cool cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a women and I'm not a cat lover,more a cock lover .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great comment x

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We had a small female feral cat.

Took me three months to stroke her, but once I did she was stuck to me.

She would constantly chat, I've never known such a noisy cat!

Being feral she lived outside in a kennel I made for her, but come 08:00 she would start tapping on the back door and calling for me.

When I would let her in she was so happy and excited she could barely contain herself. I would sit cross legged on the kitchen floor, place my hand under her belly and 'dump' her upside down in my lap. Scrunch her belly, scratch her chin and cheeks. She would stay there for as long as I fussed her.

She died a couple of months ago, she was the best cast ever!

Niki tolerated her (she was mostly the one clearing the cat shit and molted fur!)

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I love mine, one has his own side of the bed, he's quite elderly now and likes to be close to me most of the time

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Cats....meh, not for me. I wouldn't wish them harm tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they are witches

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I can’t stand them !!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

We have two - sometime you can say their name multiple times and they won’t even look, other times they will glance at you with a look that says “WTF is it now ? ” and then sometimes they just want to be with you constantly , playing and being stroked all night - yes cats are just like women

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I like both cats and dogs but cats are very underated. My mum had 5 and each one had really quirky personalities (one was feral that she took in - you had to watch yourself with him, he’d rip your hand off soon as look at you!).

They are affectionate but on their own terms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But have you noticed they dont marry them.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Love my little cat and she loves me

i love your pussy too

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love my little cat and she loves me

i love your pussy too

Haha

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can i stroke it oh tanned one

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Give me a big shaggy dog anyday, cats are cold evil thing's

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Love my little cat and she loves me

i love your pussy too

Haha

can i stroke it oh tanned one

Social distancing

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A vegetarian's guide to meat.

Cats, as with other animals, form a relationship with you that involves your input.A cat lover will engage differently with them, compared to the others - and the cats do likewise.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You clearly know nothing about cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love my little cat and she loves me

i love your pussy too

Haha

can i stroke it oh tanned one

Social distancing

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i will use a bseom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are great! but I prefer dogs :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cats are great! but I prefer doggie:D"

Me too. We have things in common!

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I can't stand cats, neither can my dog.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

[Removed by poster at 10/05/20 09:35:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love my little cat and she loves me

i love your pussy too

Haha

can i stroke it oh tanned one

Social distancing

i will use a bseom

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besom even

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Love my little cat and she loves me

i love your pussy too

Haha

can i stroke it oh tanned one

Social distancing

i will use a bseom

besom even

What's a besom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love my little cat and she loves me

i love your pussy too

Haha

can i stroke it oh tanned one

Social distancing

i will use a bseom

besom even

What's a besom?

"
a 2m broom with soft luxury hair attached

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Love my little cat and she loves me

i love your pussy too

Haha

can i stroke it oh tanned one

Social distancing

i will use a bseom

besom even

What's a besom?

a 2m broom with soft luxury hair attached

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love my little cat and she loves me

i love your pussy too

Haha

can i stroke it oh tanned one

Social distancing

i will use a bseom

besom even

What's a besom?

a 2m broom with soft luxury hair attached

Haha

"
cmon let me tickle yer fancy

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Give me a big shaggy dog anyday, cats are cold evil thing's"

You haven't been around them much then.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.

One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.

One of them ran across the road and got squashed by a car. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.

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over a year ago

"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.

One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.

Must be feminists!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy."

How about if that’s a woman?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.

One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.

Must be feminists!

They are all sort of varieties in there

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I have a cat that visits almost every day even if wet. Sleeps in garden if warm enough. Comes to sit with me and demands attention. Not unusual you may say but it's a female cat. They don't usually wander like males. I called cats protection as she was always around even at night, scratching at the windows. The owner was traced and she does go home mostly.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have a cat that visits almost every day even if wet. Sleeps in garden if warm enough. Comes to sit with me and demands attention. Not unusual you may say but it's a female cat. They don't usually wander like males. I called cats protection as she was always around even at night, scratching at the windows. The owner was traced and she does go home mostly."

This cat has chosen you as her human. She likes you. That tells me you’re a nice guy....cats know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.

One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.

Must be feminists!

They are all sort of varieties in there

Talking about varieties, you are my fav!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat is the only cat I like. He’s sweet, affectionate, does hilarious things and the easiest pet alive!! Never had any issues with him he’s puuurfect. Defo not a dog lover at all too big man and seeing folk clean their poop makes me yack but grateful that they do though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats

https://youtu.be/0glhiuvNz6k

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.

One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.

Must be feminists!

They are all sort of varieties in there

Talking about varieties, you are my fav!

more the merrier.. how about this one?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Men are independent? Granted some are but have you seen how a lot cope when living alone?

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over a year ago

"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.

One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.

Must be feminists!

They are all sort of varieties in there

Talking about varieties, you are my fav!

more the merrier.. how about this one?

Even better!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are independent? Granted some are but have you seen how a lot cope when living alone?

Tell me about it. My maid has been away sick for past five days!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.

One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.

Must be feminists!

They are all sort of varieties in there

Talking about varieties, you are my fav!

more the merrier.. how about this one?

Even better!

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched a documentary yesterday there are some women out there decided to become cats and live in The Chateau- Cat girl manor.

One of them got married on the show and got a golden collar with diamonds on it.

Must be feminists!

They are all sort of varieties in there

Talking about varieties, you are my fav!

more the merrier.. how about this one?

Even better!

I like your style

Likewise

A woman with a good SOH is always a turn on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.

How about if that’s a woman?

I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they love stroking pussies

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.

How about if that’s a woman?

I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy

or vibrate?

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By *nnnikCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

Obviously because a lot of women like to stroke pussy... Nik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.

How about if that’s a woman?

I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy

or vibrate?

Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count?

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By *ilver Fox 60Man
over a year ago

Southport

The same reason that men love them.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I don't like them. I think they are evil creatures especially the one I live with who only has three legs.

I call him Tripod which gets me into trouble with my son (owner of the demon). His real name is Oscar.

He stalks me and attacks me for no reason. He sits and stares at me until I am forced to leave the room for no reason. He even put a dead spider on me for no reason other than he is the devil incarnate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot stand cats. "

Nope nor me

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.

How about if that’s a woman?

I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy

or vibrate?

Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count?"

Was she happy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.

How about if that’s a woman?

I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy

or vibrate?

Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count?"

I do that sometimes with myself!

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over a year ago

"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.

How about if that’s a woman?

I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy

or vibrate?

Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count?

Was she happy?

I assume so, I didn’t ask. I did help hang the washing out though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.

How about if that’s a woman?

I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy

or vibrate?

Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count?

I do that sometimes with myself!

That’s an excellent idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like cats. Prefer dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cats arent anything like this!

I have five, 4 of which are choosing to be in the same room as me, right now. They come when I call, dont stay out all night and are really affectionate. Just like my ideal man!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

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my cats are better behaved than my daughters dog... they listen when I tell them mostly..although one likes to back chat.

Mine hate being left alone.. one of mine is very clingy and jealous of other cats and people. I only have to shout mine once and they come running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a great cat for seven years. They are so independent, can be left alone, look after themselves, are company without been annoying. They are the complete opposite of demanding, clever, and their purring is great for blood pressure!!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Nothing against cats - I just can’t trust an animal that vibrates when it’s happy.

How about if that’s a woman?

I don’t know, I’m not very good at making them happy

or vibrate?

Had sex on a washing machine once, does that count?

Was she happy?

I assume so, I didn’t ask. I did help hang the washing out though

Sounds like you trusted a vibrating woman then. Helping her chores and all that. Wasn’t that hard pulling the answer out of you

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Because all women ( secretly or not so secretly ) love pussy

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

My cat was handreared with my dogs so is more like a dog. Currently have 3 foster babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m such a cat lady.

They’re funny, sassy, and if treated right- they always come back.

They’re independent and beautiful.

Cats aren’t men, they’re women

They kill nice birds and shit in other peoples gardens?

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Because we can.

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