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Brian May shreds his buttocks in gardening incident...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What the actual f@ck?

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Sheer Arse Attack

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Bummer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What a Scandal

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Another Butt Bites the Dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Another Butt Bites the Dust "

Who Wants To Sit Forever?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Gardening accident"

Is this similar as a guy accidentally getting his penis stuck in a vacuum hose in an unfortunate housework incident?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


""Gardening accident"

Is this similar as a guy accidentally getting his penis stuck in a vacuum hose in an unfortunate housework incident?"

I did think that too.

Maybe he fell on his leafblower

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


""Gardening accident"

Is this similar as a guy accidentally getting his penis stuck in a vacuum hose in an unfortunate housework incident?

I did think that too.

Maybe he fell on his leafblower "

Is arse raking a"thing"

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

bumhemian rhapsody

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Least it wasn't his fantastic hair in a lockdown lawnmower "accident" like so many others including myself....

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London


"Maybe he fell on his leafblower "

Anita Dobson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another Butt Bites the Dust

Who Wants To Sit Forever? "

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

[Removed by poster at 09/05/20 10:09:45]

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Least it wasn't his fantastic hair in a lockdown lawnmower "accident" like so many others including myself.... "

Trying to perm his bum hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Least it wasn't his fantastic hair in a lockdown lawnmower "accident" like so many others including myself....

Trying to perm his bum hair?"

Great! Now I have an image in my mind of BM with long straight bum hair like the grey beard of Gandulf, getting his rollers out and smelling if pissy ammonia....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to ride my bicycle...

But I can't sit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't realise his middle name was Harold..... so rock n roll

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a leafblower

No escape from reality

Open your flies,

Insert to the thighs and see,

I'm just a poor bum, I need no sympathy,

Because I'm easy come, easy go,

Little leaf, little blow,

Any way the leaf blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I want to ride my bicycle...

But I can't sit on it"

Cushion for Mr May please

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Sheer Arse Attack "

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a leafblower

No escape from reality

Open your flies,

Insert to the thighs and see,

I'm just a poor bum, I need no sympathy,

Because I'm easy come, easy go,

Little leaf, little blow,

Any way the leaf blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

"

Good work Gemini Man

Poor Brian

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