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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Men of fab! I've just heard of a marvellous thing from Twitter called the shampoo bottle challenge. You attempt to balance a shampoo bottle on your cock through your underwear and upload a picture as proof.

Pretty please look it up and upload your attempts to fab .

Who's in?

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

Just looked it up. hilarious. lmao

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I've not got a shampoo bottle, I'm bald as a Badgers arse. I'm in if I can use something else.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I will have a try

D.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've not got a shampoo bottle, I'm bald as a Badgers arse. I'm in if I can use something else."

Shower gel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I new I should have kept those mini shampoo bottles from the hotel I ladt stayed in

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm looking forward to seeing the contributions!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh I defo want to see this

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Now this could be a laugh, good shout OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds hilarious.

But any man attempting this please do be careful as nobody wants a trip to A&E with a broken Willie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. Bookmarking this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". Bookmarking this one!"

I just said to Ash this is definitely a thread Nora would enjoy.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This sounds hilarious.

But any man attempting this please do be careful as nobody wants a trip to A&E with a broken Willie. "

I also take no responsibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sounds hilarious.

But any man attempting this please do be careful as nobody wants a trip to A&E with a broken Willie.

I also take no responsibility "

Good disclaimer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha this could be very amusing

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Looks like there's a few of us ladies looking forward to seeing the entries.

I like to think the reason we have none so far is that their are currently dozen of fab men with looks of intense concentration in their bathrooms .

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Looks like there's a few of us ladies looking forward to seeing the entries.

I like to think the reason we have none so far is that their are currently dozen of fab men with looks of intense concentration in their bathrooms ."

Twitter feed makes good viewing whilst waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". Bookmarking this one!

I just said to Ash this is definitely a thread Nora would enjoy. "

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Haha might give this a go later

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Do they get more points for a full bottle?

Jo x

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Does the size of the shampoo bottle matter

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Looks like there's a few of us ladies looking forward to seeing the entries.

I like to think the reason we have none so far is that their are currently dozen of fab men with looks of intense concentration in their bathrooms .

Twitter feed makes good viewing whilst waiting "

Indeed. The men of fab better crack on before they lose our attentions to the men of Twitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a go tomorrow. I've got a sexiest Male award to win yet

Vote PoF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No using those mini travel ones from boots!!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Do they get more points for a full bottle?

Jo x "

I'd say so. A big, heavy bottle would require impressive pelvic floor strength!

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

If any guy can hold up one of those big fat heavy bottles give me a shout

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Looks like there's a few of us ladies looking forward to seeing the entries.

I like to think the reason we have none so far is that their are currently dozen of fab men with looks of intense concentration in their bathrooms .

Twitter feed makes good viewing whilst waiting

Indeed. The men of fab better crack on before they lose our attentions to the men of Twitter "

True.... there are some ‘oh my days’ shots

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Does the size of the shampoo bottle matter "

For once I'm going to say yes, size does matter . (Size of bottle! Not size of supporting penis)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I doing it right? No shampoo bottles either so had to make do with shower gel

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Uploading

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking for a perv later x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men of fab! I've just heard of a marvellous thing from Twitter called the shampoo bottle challenge. You attempt to balance a shampoo bottle on your cock through your underwear and upload a picture as proof.

Pretty please look it up and upload your attempts to fab .

Who's in?"

You're a genius

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

keeping an eye on this thread

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Am I doing it right? No shampoo bottles either so had to make do with shower gel "

Fantastic first entry thank you!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Uploading

D."

*waits in anticipation*

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Men of fab! I've just heard of a marvellous thing from Twitter called the shampoo bottle challenge. You attempt to balance a shampoo bottle on your cock through your underwear and upload a picture as proof.

Pretty please look it up and upload your attempts to fab .

Who's in?

You're a genius "

I'm just a pervert

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Am I doing it right? No shampoo bottles either so had to make do with shower gel "

nailed it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oooh pics or it didn't happen lads..

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Men of fab! I've just heard of a marvellous thing from Twitter called the shampoo bottle challenge. You attempt to balance a shampoo bottle on your cock through your underwear and upload a picture as proof.

Pretty please look it up and upload your attempts to fab .

Who's in?

You're a genius

I'm just a pervert "

...and I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I doing it right? No shampoo bottles either so had to make do with shower gel "

Ooh and Radox too, well done

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Men of fab! I've just heard of a marvellous thing from Twitter called the shampoo bottle challenge. You attempt to balance a shampoo bottle on your cock through your underwear and upload a picture as proof.

Pretty please look it up and upload your attempts to fab .

Who's in?

You're a genius

I'm just a pervert

...and I like your thinking "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men of fab! I've just heard of a marvellous thing from Twitter called the shampoo bottle challenge. You attempt to balance a shampoo bottle on your cock through your underwear and upload a picture as proof.

Pretty please look it up and upload your attempts to fab .

Who's in?

You're a genius

I'm just a pervert "

A perverted genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uploading

D."

Ooh exciting, you guys always post great photos

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By *ortherner26Man
over a year ago

North East

Can you add photos direct to the thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you folks. I couldn't have done it without the inspiration I got from some of your pictures

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Uploading

D.

Ooh exciting, you guys always post great photos

"

thank you very much! This is just a quickie to see if I could do it

D.

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By *killsMan
over a year ago

Never Never Land

That was an enjoyable challenge with pictures included

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Men of fab! I've just heard of a marvellous thing from Twitter called the shampoo bottle challenge. You attempt to balance a shampoo bottle on your cock through your underwear and upload a picture as proof.

Pretty please look it up and upload your attempts to fab .

Who's in?

You're a genius

I'm just a pervert

A perverted genius "

I'm keeping that title

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Men of fab! I've just heard of a marvellous thing from Twitter called the shampoo bottle challenge. You attempt to balance a shampoo bottle on your cock through your underwear and upload a picture as proof.

Pretty please look it up and upload your attempts to fab .

Who's in?"

this will end up the new comparison instead of a sky remote

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Does the size of the shampoo bottle matter

For once I'm going to say yes, size does matter . (Size of bottle! Not size of supporting penis)"

I'm going to have to Google this now aren't I

Jo x

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"That was an enjoyable challenge with pictures included "

nicely done

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can you add photos direct to the thread?"

Most people just post photo challenge entries as their profile picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Men of fab! I've just heard of a marvellous thing from Twitter called the shampoo bottle challenge. You attempt to balance a shampoo bottle on your cock through your underwear and upload a picture as proof.

Pretty please look it up and upload your attempts to fab .

Who's in? this will end up the new comparison instead of a sky remote

"

Penis lifting competitions! I like it!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Done Challenge complete

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm uploading a picture now I hope you enjoy

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"That was an enjoyable challenge with pictures included "

Very good! I Like the combination of colours of your boxers and original source shower gel!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Thank you folks. I couldn't have done it without the inspiration I got from some of your pictures "

Woo teamwork!

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By *killsMan
over a year ago

Never Never Land


"That was an enjoyable challenge with pictures included

nicely done "

Thank you. Glad you like it lol

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Done Challenge complete

D."

Ooo well done! Is that head and shoulders?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Done Challenge complete

D."

heavyweight winner right there

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm sure I can provide an entry for this

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Done Challenge complete

D.

Ooo well done! Is that head and shoulders? "

it is! Ultra!!

D.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Done Challenge complete

D.

heavyweight winner right there "

the bottle had just been opened too! Nearly full!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm uploading a picture now I hope you enjoy "

Ooooh very well done

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Done "

You live up your name no doubt! Like the filter as well, colours blended nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done Challenge complete

D.

heavyweight winner right there

the bottle had just been opened too! Nearly full!

D."

excellent

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Done "

Ohh ffs

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Done Challenge complete

D.

Ooo well done! Is that head and shoulders?

it is! Ultra!!

D."

Oh I say!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Done "

Oh I say! Still wet from the shower too I see

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Some great shots so far

I’m waiting to see if anyone manages the ultimate shot.... out front balancing on the length without the torso for support

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Omg yes please. I love a man with many talents

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Aw man i thought it was a photo of the shower gel lying on the length of the cock... Then that definitely impress me

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Some great shots so far

I’m waiting to see if anyone manages the ultimate shot.... out front balancing on the length without the torso for support "

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done

Oh I say! Still wet from the shower too I see "

haha yeah, looks like I pissed my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done

Ohh ffs "

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I'll give it a go tomorrow. I've got a sexiest Male award to win yet

Vote PoF "

Is that form of cheating advertising on other posts? Or can we all do it as i entered the lady version of this particular competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's uploaded what do you think haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw man i thought it was a photo of the shower gel lying on the length of the cock... Then that definitely impress me "

Haha that would need good balance as well as a good woody

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Done

Oh I say! Still wet from the shower too I see

haha yeah, looks like I pissed my pants "

No it doesn't. It's like the penis equivalent of a wet tshirt photo

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Some great shots so far

I’m waiting to see if anyone manages the ultimate shot.... out front balancing on the length without the torso for support

D."

Is that challenge accepted

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"It's uploaded what do you think haha "

using the tip, I like it

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's uploaded what do you think haha "

Excellent!! Nice colour co-ordination! ... And thighs

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"It's uploaded what do you think haha "

Ohhh great pic

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Some great shots so far

I’m waiting to see if anyone manages the ultimate shot.... out front balancing on the length without the torso for support

D.

Is that challenge accepted "

I will have a look Jo is saying I should boooiiinggg it!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks I always think my thighs are to big lol

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Thanks I always think my thighs are to big lol "

Some of us like big thighs

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Some great shots so far

I’m waiting to see if anyone manages the ultimate shot.... out front balancing on the length without the torso for support

D.

Is that challenge accepted

I will have a look Jo is saying I should boooiiinggg it!

D."

I like Jo’s thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I you're also from Liverpool if you want to eat cake and compare thighs after lockdown lol

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My first contribution

Working on the out front and x-rated versions

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"My first contribution

Working on the out front and x-rated versions

x"

Prefer shirtless but done a good holdup there

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Seriously! "

Go back to your room, don’t ruin my morning perv

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"My first contribution

Working on the out front and x-rated versions

x"

Impressive work! Looking forward to the others!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Seriously! "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do one later once I buy a less embarrassing shampoo brand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously! "

Do it

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll do one later once I buy a less embarrassing shampoo brand..."

Why what have you got?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I'll do one later once I buy a less embarrassing shampoo brand..."

...and now I’m curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do one later once I buy a less embarrassing shampoo brand...

Why what have you got? "

Lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously!

Yes! "

You ladies are treating us men like a piece of meat. You fail to see our soul! Look at those innocent gents up there doing their best to keep you ladies entertained! I feel sorry for the entire male population!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Seriously!

Yes!

You ladies are treating us men like a piece of meat. You fail to see our soul! Look at those innocent gents up there doing their best to keep you ladies entertained! I feel sorry for the entire male population! "

I don’t eat meat

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll do one later once I buy a less embarrassing shampoo brand...

Why what have you got?

Lynx "

What's wrong with that? I thought it was going to be excessively feminine or a kids brand or something .

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Seriously!

Yes!

You ladies are treating us men like a piece of meat. You fail to see our soul! Look at those innocent gents up there doing their best to keep you ladies entertained! I feel sorry for the entire male population!

I don’t eat meat "

Same

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Seriously!

Yes!

You ladies are treating us men like a piece of meat. You fail to see our soul! Look at those innocent gents up there doing their best to keep you ladies entertained! I feel sorry for the entire male population!

I don’t eat meat

Same "

Great minds alike

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My first contribution

Working on the out front and x-rated versions

x

Prefer shirtless but done a good holdup there "

Some people are so demanding

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"My first contribution

Working on the out front and x-rated versions

x

Prefer shirtless but done a good holdup there

Some people are so demanding "

Can’t help it, it’s too hot out there

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Next it will be guys taking pics of there dicks with the sky remote!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Done

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

It would have to be a pretty small bottle for me

What’s the smallest I can buy?

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester


"Next it will be guys taking pics of there dicks with the sky remote! "

Nah that will never happen - lol

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

See above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously!

Yes!

You ladies are treating us men like a piece of meat. You fail to see our soul! Look at those innocent gents up there doing their best to keep you ladies entertained! I feel sorry for the entire male population!

I don’t eat meat "

Lebanese cucumber for vegans!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Next it will be guys taking pics of there dicks with the sky remote! "

Can I press the buttons?

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

That’s us in at last

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Seriously!

Yes!

You ladies are treating us men like a piece of meat. You fail to see our soul! Look at those innocent gents up there doing their best to keep you ladies entertained! I feel sorry for the entire male population! "

"Keep it up" men.. We love subjectifying men. Its personally my favourite past time atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously!

Yes!

You ladies are treating us men like a piece of meat. You fail to see our soul! Look at those innocent gents up there doing their best to keep you ladies entertained! I feel sorry for the entire male population! "

lighten up

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Seriously!

Yes!

You ladies are treating us men like a piece of meat. You fail to see our soul! Look at those innocent gents up there doing their best to keep you ladies entertained! I feel sorry for the entire male population!

I don’t eat meat

Lebanese cucumber for vegans! "

I grow them and care them very much during their journey to maturity up until I put them in my mouth. Then have it with all it’s juices and they love it as much as I love them . None screamed so far

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Loving this thread, looking forward to more photos...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Seriously!

Yes!

You ladies are treating us men like a piece of meat. You fail to see our soul! Look at those innocent gents up there doing their best to keep you ladies entertained! I feel sorry for the entire male population!

I don’t eat meat

Lebanese cucumber for vegans! "

Do you need a cuddle

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Done "

Cheater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve done one but would like someone to vet it first to see if it’s ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do one later once I buy a less embarrassing shampoo brand...

Why what have you got?

Lynx

What's wrong with that? I thought it was going to be excessively feminine or a kids brand or something ."

What's an excessively feminine shampoo

Does it have glitter inside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done one but would like someone to vet it first to see if it’s ok "

. Not sure about yours

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I'm too lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done one but would like someone to vet it first to see if it’s ok

. Not sure about yours "

It’s a strong hard on though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done one but would like someone to vet it first to see if it’s ok

. Not sure about yours

It’s a strong hard on though "

But I think the rules are it has to be yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of the body. We men are so polite that we only look at the covered parts. We men are real gentlemen! I am proud to be a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done one but would like someone to vet it first to see if it’s ok

. Not sure about yours

It’s a strong hard on though

But I think the rules are it has to be yours "

Err they are my cans of thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of the body. We men are so polite that we only look at the covered parts. We men are real gentlemen! I am proud to be a man! "

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Done

Cheater "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done one but would like someone to vet it first to see if it’s ok

. Not sure about yours

It’s a strong hard on though

But I think the rules are it has to be yours

Err they are my cans of thank you very much "

If won’t let me post c0ke Coca Cola then

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I'm too lazy"

you are indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of the body. We men are so polite that we only look at the covered parts. We men are real gentlemen! I am proud to be a man!

"

Oops. Wrong thread!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I'm waiting for real talent to be adorned on this post. A man holding up a shower gel independently on his cock

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Done Challenge complete

D."

Winner

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Who’s pics the winner?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"That’s us in at last "

Excellent thank you!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Seriously!

Yes!

You ladies are treating us men like a piece of meat. You fail to see our soul! Look at those innocent gents up there doing their best to keep you ladies entertained! I feel sorry for the entire male population!

I don’t eat meat

Lebanese cucumber for vegans!

I grow them and care them very much during their journey to maturity up until I put them in my mouth. Then have it with all it’s juices and they love it as much as I love them . None screamed so far "

Hilarious!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll do one later once I buy a less embarrassing shampoo brand...

Why what have you got?

Lynx

What's wrong with that? I thought it was going to be excessively feminine or a kids brand or something .

What's an excessively feminine shampoo

Does it have glitter inside?"

No idea but I know you men can be funny about these things

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm too lazy"

Hmmm! Disappointing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'm waiting for real talent to be adorned on this post. A man holding up a shower gel independently on his cock "

Not resting against the torso... it can be done

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Am I too late?

Cheated a little. Used conditioner

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Am I too late?

Cheated a little. Used conditioner "

Ohhh my

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Am I too late?

Cheated a little. Used conditioner "

mmm not a cheater at all! that’s just softens the view in my eyes

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm waiting for real talent to be adorned on this post. A man holding up a shower gel independently on his cock

Not resting against the torso... it can be done "

You seen the evidence? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t get it to work, my cock kept making my boxers like a trampoline. I’d balance the bottle and the spring would kick it off. Perhaps not wanking during lockdown has something to do with it.

“Boing” says Zeberdee.

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Am I doing it right? No shampoo bottles either so had to make do with shower gel "

.

Ahh, That's what you meant!

Unfortunately since I was taken poorly I'm not going to embarrass myself even trying!

Previously I might have posted just for something for you girls to abuse me about?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'm waiting for real talent to be adorned on this post. A man holding up a shower gel independently on his cock

Not resting against the torso... it can be done

You seen the evidence? lol"

I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally done!

Btw this is really difficult, it's hard to find an optimal point of erection so that it's not sticking out but also not too soft, and take a bloody picture in the meantime

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill


"Finally done!

Btw this is really difficult, it's hard to find an optimal point of erection so that it's not sticking out but also not too soft, and take a bloody picture in the meantime "

Amazing photo

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Finally done!

Btw this is really difficult, it's hard to find an optimal point of erection so that it's not sticking out but also not too soft, and take a bloody picture in the meantime "

oh helloooo

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Finally done!

Btw this is really difficult, it's hard to find an optimal point of erection so that it's not sticking out but also not too soft, and take a bloody picture in the meantime "

Great pic

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Finally done!

Btw this is really difficult, it's hard to find an optimal point of erection so that it's not sticking out but also not too soft, and take a bloody picture in the meantime "

I wonder how you got those muscles in your forearms?!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally done!

Btw this is really difficult, it's hard to find an optimal point of erection so that it's not sticking out but also not too soft, and take a bloody picture in the meantime

I wonder how you got those muscles in your forearms?!

Jo.Xx "

I'm right handed so not what you're thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally done!

Btw this is really difficult, it's hard to find an optimal point of erection so that it's not sticking out but also not too soft, and take a bloody picture in the meantime "

That's one lucky bottle.

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Bookmarking this for some more research later on

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm waiting for real talent to be adorned on this post. A man holding up a shower gel independently on his cock

Not resting against the torso... it can be done

You seen the evidence? lol

I have "

Sounds like a challenge

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'm waiting for real talent to be adorned on this post. A man holding up a shower gel independently on his cock

Not resting against the torso... it can be done

You seen the evidence? lol

I have

Sounds like a challenge "

You up for the challenge

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere


"Bookmarking this for some more research later on "

Thanks for the vote

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By * D 777Man
over a year ago

bathgate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late entry, but done

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Late entry, but done"

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Finally done!

Btw this is really difficult, it's hard to find an optimal point of erection so that it's not sticking out but also not too soft, and take a bloody picture in the meantime

I wonder how you got those muscles in your forearms?!

Jo.Xx

I'm right handed so not what you're thinking "

I'm ambidextrous, so I'll stick with what I'm thinking thanks!

Jo.Xx

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere


"Late entry, but done"

That’s only a half bottle,

You been showering all day to get it lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just done this myself

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I'm waiting for real talent to be adorned on this post. A man holding up a shower gel independently on his cock

Not resting against the torso... it can be done

You seen the evidence? lol

I have

Sounds like a challenge "

Noone here except one person can do it... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'm waiting for real talent to be adorned on this post. A man holding up a shower gel independently on his cock

Not resting against the torso... it can be done

You seen the evidence? lol

I have

Sounds like a challenge

Noone here except one person can do it... Lol "

It seems so, although a couple of individuals have accepted the challenge, let’s see if the results come through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for real talent to be adorned on this post. A man holding up a shower gel independently on his cock

Not resting against the torso... it can be done

You seen the evidence? lol

I have

Sounds like a challenge

Noone here except one person can do it... Lol

It seems so, although a couple of individuals have accepted the challenge, let’s see if the results come through "

Which ones have done it properly as soon far scrolling I’ve not seen them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should not google things because I go off at a tangent. Started off with looking this up and ended up reading about why Pauley Perrette left NCIS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it but can I just stick my tip in the bottle top and use it to play the drums with?

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