FabSwingers.com forum: Alone on the cold and lonely sea

By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

You awake not sure where you are or how you got there, and where are you? It's cold and the ground beneath you seems to be rising and falling. You look up, the sky is dark and moonless but you can see two masts and some sails flapping wildly in the wind. You seem to be on a brigantine, how did you get here?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Press gang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kid-napped

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Kid-napped

Arent you a bit old for that buddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kid-napped

Arent you a bit old for that buddy?

I'm nearly 40, I'm getting a bit old for most thing bud lol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Kid-napped

Arent you a bit old for that buddy?

I'm nearly 40, I'm getting a bit old for most thing bud lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Memories of whiskeyand a big breasted redhead come to mind, and something to do with a killer snail. Strange dreams surely?

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

You make your way aft, the ships wheel is unfettered but it seems to be steering itself, at the entrance to the cabin there is a brass plaque, what is on it. M.... ....ste, rolling up your cuff you wipe frantically at the brass. Marie Celeste!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Memories of whiskeyand a big breasted redhead come to mind, and something to do with a killer snail. Strange dreams surely? "

your a nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Memories of whiskeyand a big breasted redhead come to mind, and something to do with a killer snail. Strange dreams surely?

your a nutter

Me? I'm the only sane one here

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You make your way aft, the ships wheel is unfettered but it seems to be steering itself, at the entrance to the cabin there is a brass plaque, what is on it. M.... ....ste, rolling up your cuff you wipe frantically at the brass. Marie Celeste!"

Neat spirit leak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy days, Canda here I come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy days, Canda here I come

Canada

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

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By *ulahlollipopWoman
over a year ago

Reading/London

Definitely too much tequila

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Memories of whiskeyand a big breasted redhead come to mind, and something to do with a killer snail. Strange dreams surely?

your a nutter

Me? I'm the only sane one here

Sure ya are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?"

I ate them, but now I'm out of Chianti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?"

And why Am I not born for another 110 years?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?"

They jumped ship when a neat spirit fire tore through the hold, I believe.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?"

Why are you there but?

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Is your arse sore ...and have you still got your wallet?

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Writers block,... there are no car parks at sea,. You pat your head and rub your tummy, it's always brought inspiration in the past. On a whim you look up, of course. They are frigging in the rigging.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

What year is it?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oòoop good question!

*puts thinking cap on*

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Writers block,... there are no car parks at sea,. You pat your head and rub your tummy, it's always brought inspiration in the past. On a whim you look up, of course. They are frigging in the rigging."

Can pat your head and run your tummy at the same time

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have "

Thank you

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

I can, this is the Marie Celeste after all and not the Mary Celeste

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

It's a tough one. But someone's gotta do him...do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got kidn-apped from wonder woman,while was taking my time under the sun in the back garden

Damn I didn't finish my Corona

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

Yes as well. Both Belle's have a sexy bum.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

It's a tough one. But someone's gotta do him...do it

But its Jack. Lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

Yes as well. Both Belle's have a sexy bum. "

I didn't see further up lol.

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

Yes as well. Both Belle's have a sexy bum.

I didn't see further up lol. "

That's OK. But you do have a nice bum.... So I was not lying.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

Yes as well. Both Belle's have a sexy bum.

I didn't see further up lol. "

I was taught never to lie.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?"

Il think about it

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?

Il think about it

He wears Visage remember

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Why are you alone? Where are the crew?

Why are you there but?

True. And talking of but Belle.

That's a lovely butt you have

Thank you

You know you are always welcome..

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?

Il think about it

What about Jack though?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?

Il think about it

He wears Visage remember"

Nothing wrong with a bit of Hugo boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Ship, I sleepwalked close to a main arterial road just before lockdown. The rise and fall was the vibration from the however many tonners and the masts were 5G.

What made you think it might be a ship?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Ship, I sleepwalked close to a main arterial road just before lockdown. The rise and fall was the vibration from the however many tonners and the masts were 5G.

What made you think it might be a ship?"
The sails were seagulls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the captains wife named Mabel by any chance?

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?

Il think about it

He wears Visage remember

Nothing wrong with a bit of Hugo boss

Although it seems to compel you to drive into the desert in your muscle car with a spade in the boot and bury your necklace for some reason

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Was the captains wife named Mabel by any chance?

I've heard she was quite able... Cooking I'm assuming

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Jack Sparrow came looking for me. He couldn't be without me. And bloody hell what do you know, he's been kidna**ed by pirates.

Will I ever get to see my lover again

I could never be with a man who wears eye liner better than me

Not even for Johnny Depp?

Il think about it

He wears Visage remember

Nothing wrong with a bit of Hugo boss

Although it seems to compel you to drive into the desert in your muscle car with a spade in the boot and bury your necklace for some reason"

You get all that from an aftershave

I must start wearing it

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