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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol"

Massacre?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When would UK public lives go back to normal? I.e. like pre corona time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol"

The secret is .... cock it up 99 times out of 100. On the one occasion it actually looks ok, that's when you snap a selfie!

(I actually use any old cheapish mascara that's kicking around at the time x)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When would UK public lives go back to normal? I.e. like pre corona time."

Some time between Sunday and 15th August 2027

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

Massacre?

I was just following orders

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Why every evening are my feet cold but my cheeks are burning up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When would UK public lives go back to normal? I.e. like pre corona time.

Some time between Sunday and 15th August 2027"

Thank you. Good to see a deadline at last !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why every evening are my feet cold but my cheeks are burning up ? "

You need to stop sitting on the hob with your feet in the fridge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

Massacre?

Oh balls, didnt notice that typo. Frigging phone grrrr

Meant Mascara sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

The secret is .... cock it up 99 times out of 100. On the one occasion it actually looks ok, that's when you snap a selfie!

(I actually use any old cheapish mascara that's kicking around at the time x)"

M I'll nes rubbish i use maybelline. Id try false if i was brave enough knowing my luck they would be half way down my face end of night and id not notice lol

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

"Why every evening are my feet cold but my cheeks are burning up ?

You need to stop sitting on the hob with your feet in the fridge!"

Ok but I meant my face cheeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

Massacre?

Oh balls, didnt notice that typo. Frigging phone grrrr

Meant Mascara sorry xx"

I guessed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol"

Im still pissing myself laughing at my typo lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why every evening are my feet cold but my cheeks are burning up ?

You need to stop sitting on the hob with your feet in the fridge!

Ok but I meant my face cheeks "

Dont put your face on the hob ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

Massacre?

Oh balls, didnt notice that typo. Frigging phone grrrr

Meant Mascara sorry xx"

Don’t even need apologise we all get this spelling mistakes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell me (her) that you will one day return to Swansea for a night out.... because I want in on that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

The secret is .... cock it up 99 times out of 100. On the one occasion it actually looks ok, that's when you snap a selfie!

(I actually use any old cheapish mascara that's kicking around at the time x)

M I'll nes rubbish i use maybelline. Id try false if i was brave enough knowing my luck they would be half way down my face end of night and id not notice lol"

Super glue!

It'll be fine ... I promise!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything."

Can you solve fourier transforms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please tell me (her) that you will one day return to Swansea for a night out.... because I want in on that

I was once banned from Swansea (well 2 pubs and Safeway on the same day) ... long story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

The secret is .... cock it up 99 times out of 100. On the one occasion it actually looks ok, that's when you snap a selfie!

(I actually use any old cheapish mascara that's kicking around at the time x)

M I'll nes rubbish i use maybelline. Id try false if i was brave enough knowing my luck they would be half way down my face end of night and id not notice lol

Super glue!

It'll be fine ... I promise!"

I will buy some pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will he ever find me if I'm hiding behind the shower curtain?

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

"Why every evening are my feet cold but my cheeks are burning up ?

You need to stop sitting on the hob with your feet in the fridge!

Ok but I meant my face cheeks

Dont put your face on the hob ffs!"

Never thought of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything.

Can you solve fourier transforms?"

I have told you before ... if I do your homework for you, you wont learn anything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will he ever find me if I'm hiding behind the shower curtain? "

I am afraid so.

I did advise against staying at the Bates Motel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

Massacre?

Oh balls, didnt notice that typo. Frigging phone grrrr

Meant Mascara sorry xx

Don’t even need apologise we all get this spelling mistakes x"

Awww thankyou my lovely friend, thankgod OP knew what I meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me (her) that you will one day return to Swansea for a night out.... because I want in on that

I was once banned from Swansea (well 2 pubs and Safeway on the same day) ... long story."

I know the story, so one day you can visit again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please tell me (her) that you will one day return to Swansea for a night out.... because I want in on that

I was once banned from Swansea (well 2 pubs and Safeway on the same day) ... long story.

I know the story, so one day you can visit again.

Maybe I can do a Jennie Roadtrip .... spreading mayhem around the land?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like ginger men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me (her) that you will one day return to Swansea for a night out.... because I want in on that

I was once banned from Swansea (well 2 pubs and Safeway on the same day) ... long story.

I know the story, so one day you can visit again.

Maybe I can do a Jennie Roadtrip .... spreading mayhem around the land?"

I would so love that!x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like ginger men

I like gingerbread men .... does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the 1 man 1 jar guy give up squatting on jars or does he still partake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has the 1 man 1 jar guy give up squatting on jars or does he still partake?

They have stitched him closed ... he cant be trusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Jennie you real name ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has the 1 man 1 jar guy give up squatting on jars or does he still partake?

They have stitched him closed ... he cant be trusted"

at last some good news!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Jennie you real name ?

No.

Its Guinevere x"

Is Guinevere a real name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is Jennie you real name ?

No.

Its Guinevere x

Is Guinevere a real name? "

Oh yes .... we are all called that down our way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Jennie you real name ?

No.

Its Guinevere x

Is Guinevere a real name?

Oh yes .... we are all called that down our way "

Nice to meet you Guinevere from downourway

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"When would UK public lives go back to normal? I.e. like pre corona time.

Some time between Sunday and 15th August 2027

Thank you. Good to see a deadline at last !"

And Brexit will still be pending!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does my future hold, Jennie?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Should I or shouldn't I?

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything."
teach me how to do eye make up every time I attempt that look I end up looking like a panda..

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By *willfindyouWoman
over a year ago

Not looking to meet new peeps.

"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything."
what colour is your eyes they are fab I have bad near vision xx

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Am I really a bisexual Mexican artist? Or do I have I totally lost the plot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything."

If you had to choose between McDs, KFC and Burger King, which one would you eat, which one would avoid and which one would you close for good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything."

What are your Friday night plans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is cereal soup? Why and why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is cereal soup? Why and why not?

Ice cream is frozen pudding soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is cereal soup? Why and why not?

Ice cream is frozen pudding soup

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does my future hold, Jennie?"

It will be a rollercoaster ride full of mermaids and glitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything.

What are your Friday night plans?"

I shall be working

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is cereal soup? Why and why not?

Yes.

Because it is runny food with bits in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything."

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

In your opinion Jennie do swedish meatballs taste better with swedish gravy or tomato sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is cereal soup? Why and why not?

Yes.

Because it is runny food with bits in."

Whose bits?

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By *ewarkMarkMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"When would UK public lives go back to normal? I.e. like pre corona time."

won’t ever be back to normal. We will all have to get used to the new normal!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If necessity is the mother of invention, who is the father?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In your opinion Jennie do swedish meatballs taste better with swedish gravy or tomato sauce

Gravy and jam.

Always.

For ever and ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

African or european?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is cereal soup? Why and why not?

Yes.

Because it is runny food with bits in.

Whose bits?

Who's offering ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If necessity is the mother of invention, who is the father? "

Necessity is a single parent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should I or shouldn't I?"

Probably.

Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything. what colour is your eyes they are fab I have bad near vision xx"

Blue.

Like ice on fire x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I really a bisexual Mexican artist? Or do I have I totally lost the plot? "

No you are a prop forward called Rory.

With a beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Jennie with the beautiful eyes. Why are there so many sub men on fab atm? What have you done to them all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what don't you know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Jennie with the beautiful eyes. Why are there so many sub men on fab atm? What have you done to them all?

I havent quite got through all of them yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what don't you know?

Nothing .... I see everything

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Can you come and do my eye makeup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what don't you know?

Nothing .... I see everything

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ahhhhhh but thats what you see not what you don't know

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If necessity is the mother of invention, who is the father?

Necessity is a single parent"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

Im still pissing myself laughing at my typo lol

So am I lol.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

When will I find a man OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If one in the hand is worth two in the Bush, how many for in the butt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what don't you know?

Nothing .... I see everything

ahhhhhh but thats what you see not what you don't know

I knew you would say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If one in the hand is worth two in the Bush, how many for in the butt? "

I always said one up the Bush is worth two in the hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When will I find a man OP? "

Next Wednesday. A little after 7 pm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you come and do my eye makeup?"

Send your eyes to me and I will see what I can do x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Enter The Dragon wasn't a Bruce Lee kicking dick movie, what would you imagine the plot to be?

Ps, I'm watching Enter The Dragon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If Enter The Dragon wasn't a Bruce Lee kicking dick movie, what would you imagine the plot to be?

Ps, I'm watching Enter The Dragon

It would most likely be mythical beast porn.

I imagine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie the omnipotent knows all. Ask me anything.

If you had to choose between McDs, KFC and Burger King, which one would you eat, which one would avoid and which one would you close for good?"

Eat Burger King

Eat KFC

Eat McD.

Yep I think that covers it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

Im still pissing myself laughing at my typo lol

So am I lol. "

Lol

I have been known to massacre my make up to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck is that on my toe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the fuck is that on my toe? "

Your foot

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Where is the sky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where is the sky"

Up there x

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

There's a chance that I can get out fishing next week, for the first time in two months. It's going to rain. What do you think? Risk it for a biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jenny, has anyone rub you the wrong way, assuming you are a genie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what don't you know?

Nothing .... I see everything

ahhhhhh but thats what you see not what you don't know

I knew you would say that"
oh no you didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what don't you know?

Nothing .... I see everything

ahhhhhh but thats what you see not what you don't know

I knew you would say thatoh no you didn't

And that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a chance that I can get out fishing next week, for the first time in two months. It's going to rain. What do you think? Risk it for a biscuit? "

Hmmmmm.

Probably not.

And probably x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jenny, has anyone rub you the wrong way, assuming you are a genie!

A rub is a rub darling x

I will get em where I can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why am I awake "

The blue light from the screens of mobile devices interferes with the body's production of melatonin. That's why x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will I be allowed to take my motorbike out on the road not had a good ride for a while now

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

How does a sail boat sail into the wind oh wise one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does a sail boat sail into the wind oh wise one?"

Invisible mermaids push the boat.

True story x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When will I be allowed to take my motorbike out on the road not had a good ride for a while now

When the cock crows thrice and a great cloud shaped like a Triumph SpeedTriple appears in the east

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"How does a sail boat sail into the wind oh wise one?

Invisible mermaids push the boat.

True story x"

It all makes sense now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How does a sail boat sail into the wind oh wise one?

Invisible mermaids push the boat.

True story x

It all makes sense now"
Jennie knows all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what don't you know?

Nothing .... I see everything

ahhhhhh but thats what you see not what you don't know

I knew you would say thatoh no you didn't

And that"
do you have a surrey accent oh tall one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what don't you know?

Nothing .... I see everything

ahhhhhh but thats what you see not what you don't know

I knew you would say thatoh no you didn't

And thatdo you have a surrey accent oh tall one

Stand up when you speak to me. Oh. Sorry I didnt realise ....

I don't have a Surrey accent. A posh Hampshire one suffices for me dahling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what don't you know?

Nothing .... I see everything

ahhhhhh but thats what you see not what you don't know

I knew you would say thatoh no you didn't

And thatdo you have a surrey accent oh tall one

Stand up when you speak to me. Oh. Sorry I didnt realise ....

I don't have a Surrey accent. A posh Hampshire one suffices for me dahling.

"
lol ok toodle pip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where have you been Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where have you been Jennie"

Been busy with this pandemic thingy. 12 hour shifts, cancelled rest days a mnd PPE kinda squashed the mojo for a while x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where have you been Jennie"
p

Or alternatively:

Where haven't I been? (Wahey)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where have you been Jennie

Been busy with this pandemic thingy. 12 hour shifts, cancelled rest days a mnd PPE kinda squashed the mojo for a while x"

It’s lovely to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Jenny a bot or a real person?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where have you been Jennie

Been busy with this pandemic thingy. 12 hour shifts, cancelled rest days a mnd PPE kinda squashed the mojo for a while x

It’s lovely to see you

You say that only cos you cant actually see me. I havent shaved my legs for about 6 weeks! I am a disgrace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is Jenny a bot or a real person?"

+ Hi Exotic Spirit. Thanks for your enquiry. We will get back to you just as soon as we can. +

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him."
lol

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over a year ago

"Where have you been Jennie

Been busy with this pandemic thingy. 12 hour shifts, cancelled rest days a mnd PPE kinda squashed the mojo for a while x

It’s lovely to see you

You say that only cos you cant actually see me. I havent shaved my legs for about 6 weeks! I am a disgrace

I don’t care about that, it’s good see you

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over a year ago

"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol

A friend in need is a friend indeed!

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over a year ago

"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol

A friend in need is a friend indeed!

I’m in need

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over a year ago

"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol

A friend in need is a friend indeed!

I’m in need

Who would you pick. WAF, ME or both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here goes, your profile pic your eyes are absolutely stunning what massacre do you use? Mines crap lol

Massacre?

Oh balls, didnt notice that typo. Frigging phone grrrr

Meant Mascara sorry xx"

Massacre is better! Not that it is...but it's still better!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him."

Hes only got to ask ... I have been waiting long enough ... pfffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol

A friend in need is a friend indeed!

I’m in need

Who would you pick. WAF, ME or both?"

Two in the hand spoils the broth ... or something ... or is that saves nine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol

A friend in need is a friend indeed!

I’m in need

Would a jar of marmite help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol

A friend in need is a friend indeed!

I’m in need

Who would you pick. WAF, ME or both?

Two in the hand spoils the broth ... or something ... or is that saves nine?"
I'm asking you, two balls in the bush saves the hand isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am convinced that Jenny is a bot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol

A friend in need is a friend indeed!

I’m in need

Who would you pick. WAF, ME or both?

Two in the hand spoils the broth ... or something ... or is that saves nine?I'm asking you, two balls in the bush saves the hand isn't it?

One up the Bush is worth two in the hand! Yes that's the one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking for my friend WAF.(Whistleandflute). Do you think he will score anytime this year? He is embarrassed to ask you, hence I am asking for him.lol

A friend in need is a friend indeed!

I’m in need

Who would you pick. WAF, ME or both?

Two in the hand spoils the broth ... or something ... or is that saves nine?I'm asking you, two balls in the bush saves the hand isn't it?

One up the Bush is worth two in the hand! Yes that's the one x"
really....... knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jenn. Why am I incapable of suffering fools?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am convinced that Jenny has a bot!

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has a bot...... yes i agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenn. Why am I incapable of suffering fools?

Maybe spending too much time looking at the mirror. You don't need Jenny to answer that question!

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over a year ago

"I am convinced that Jenny has a bot!

has a bot...... yes i agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am convinced that Jenny has a bot!

has a bot...... yes i agree

++Does not compute ++ bzzzz SYNTAX ERROR +++ reboot reboot bzzzz

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over a year ago

"Jenn. Why am I incapable of suffering fools?

Your bullshit filter is clogged. You need to rinse it with the tears of a human first born.

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over a year ago

"Jenn. Why am I incapable of suffering fools?

Maybe spending too much time looking at the mirror. You don't need Jenny to answer that question!

Who asked you?

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over a year ago

"Jenn. Why am I incapable of suffering fools?

Your bullshit filter is clogged. You need to rinse it with the tears of a human first born."

Will do. Many thanks, will whack my daughter now

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over a year ago

"Jenn. Why am I incapable of suffering fools?

Your bullshit filter is clogged. You need to rinse it with the tears of a human first born.

Will do. Many thanks, will whack my daughter now

A more humane solution would be to chop an onion?

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By *ang AverageMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Whats your opinion on cryptocurrency eg Bitcoin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the square root on minus one?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Why has no one ever seen a baby pigeon ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats your opinion on cryptocurrency eg Bitcoin"

A disaster waiting to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the square root on minus one? "

Ah ... a clever question.

The square root of minus one is a imaginary number (i)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why has no one ever seen a baby pigeon ? "

Because pigeons are the physical embodiment of lost souls. They just materialise as fully grown!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the meaning of Life ?

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over a year ago

"Whats the meaning of Life ?"

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Oh all knowing what me, why on earth is my sleep pattern up the creek, no matter what time I go to bed I'm waking up earlier and earlier (and no it's not my alarm, also still working from home).

Also as a follow up, where is a good place to get v plus sized ladieswear?

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over a year ago

"Oh all knowing what me, why on earth is my sleep pattern up the creek, no matter what time I go to bed I'm waking up earlier and earlier (and no it's not my alarm, also still working from home).

Also as a follow up, where is a good place to get v plus sized ladieswear?"

Stay up really late a d spend way too much time after going to bed on the forums ... that should get you to sleep in longer ... works for me.

In terms of plus size ... Online retailers or Amazon might be a good place to start? Wish dot com can be good ... just bear in mind the quality can be hit and miss, and the sizes do come out smaller than expected. You could Also try Doreen Fashions ... a specialist t-girl supplier x

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Jennie in a bottle: can you help me find a thread where I posted a spoof Beatles song (Norwegian Wood). This was over 50 posts ago, so the search function doesn't work.

Thanks in advance

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over a year ago

"Jennie in a bottle: can you help me find a thread where I posted a spoof Beatles song (Norwegian Wood). This was over 50 posts ago, so the search function doesn't work.

Thanks in advance"

The answer my love is let it go. If it returns to you it was meant to be x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hows ya fish?

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over a year ago

"Hows ya fish?"

Had no complaints x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hows ya fish?

Had no complaints x"

Love you xx

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over a year ago

"Hows ya fish?

Had no complaints x

Love you xx"

You too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how long is a piece of string?

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over a year ago

"how long is a piece of string?

One end to the other x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hows ya fish?

Had no complaints x

Love you xx

You too x"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"how long is a piece of string?

Love you also x

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over a year ago

"how long is a piece of string?

One end to the other x"

Actually quite short... about 5'11"

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over a year ago

"how long is a piece of string?

One end to the other x

Actually quite short... about 5'11""
lol hey i have string to my bow

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over a year ago

"how long is a piece of string?

Love you also x"
lol aww

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"how long is a piece of string?

Love you also xlol aww

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