FabSwingers.com forum: Fannies, a few questions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always lots of chat on here about cocks. Big/small thick/thin cut/uncut etc

And while I appreciate this site is very empowering to women in terms of they call the shots....it's a numbers game.

But, I never see a thread asking what's the preference?

Tight/tunnel

Big flaps/little flaps (cardboard box)

Aesthetically pleasing/punched lasagne

Clean/stinking

So what do we prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really!

Then you haven't looked very hard.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

tagging myself to retrieve the data later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smashed kebab for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always lots of chat on here about cocks. Big/small thick/thin cut/uncut etc

And while I appreciate this site is very empowering to women in terms of they call the shots....it's a numbers game.

But, I never see a thread asking what's the preference?

Tight/tunnel

Big flaps/little flaps (cardboard box)

Aesthetically pleasing/punched lasagne

Clean/stinking

So what do we prefer"

OMG laughing at punched lasagne!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it to smell like the ocean and also if you get in the bath and your vagina doesn't suck up all of the water then I'm not interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg

Ive suddenly gone off Lasagne lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Always lots of chat on here about cocks. Big/small thick/thin cut/uncut etc

And while I appreciate this site is very empowering to women in terms of they call the shots....it's a numbers game.

But, I never see a thread asking what's the preference?

Tight/tunnel

Big flaps/little flaps (cardboard box)

Aesthetically pleasing/punched lasagne

Clean/stinking

So what do we prefer

OMG laughing at punched lasagne!!! "

I did the same, never heard that before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like it to smell like the ocean and also if you get in the bath and your vagina doesn't suck up all of the water then I'm not interested.

The ocean is an interesting preference.

I've always been drawn to the scent of KP Skips

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Definitely clean, yes definitely clean. You get what you're given down below, much more about who it's attached too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dangling piss flaps usually does the trick

Or a nasty looking axe wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg

Ive suddenly gone off Lasagne lol"

Omg

Ive suddenly gone off vaginas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So salty that osmosis refuses to occur without depriving mankind with all water for eternity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But punched lasagne still tastes delicious though

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Lovely small ones with nothing hanging out and covered in red hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But punched lasagne still tastes delicious though "

It might taste ok but it's still getting sent back to the kitchen.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I like ones that look like Donna kebabs, but no chilli sauce or mayonnaise xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg

Ive suddenly gone off Lasagne lol

Omg

Ive suddenly gone off vaginas lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lovely small ones with nothing hanging out and covered in red hair.

That actually made me shiver, really doesn't sound right at all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chewbacca after a fight...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've just punched my microwave lasagne and I can say without question that if anyone's Fanjina looks like that, seek immediate medical help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just punched my microwave lasagne and I can say without question that if anyone's Fanjina looks like that, seek immediate medical help

Is that before or after they use it as a new profile picture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok more another question... why are we more grossed out by vaginas than by dicks?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ok more another question... why are we more grossed out by vaginas than by dicks?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok more another question... why are we more grossed out by vaginas than by dicks?"

I think there's more pity aimed at a horrible looking cock....I wouldn't say people are particularly grossed out by horrible fannies.....the owners will still be knocking back guys who would normally be way out of their league multiple times every day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok more another question... why are we more grossed out by vaginas than by dicks?"

You might be bud...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can wear the puss flaps as s mask I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I am going for tight, clean, little flaps and punched lasagne, from that menu please. I'll have a pint of lager as well

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Jesus fuck

I know its lockdown but Jesus ?? Really ?? Bit old ain't he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus fuck

I know its lockdown but Jesus ?? Really ?? Bit old ain't he

Bit old for what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok more another question... why are we more grossed out by vaginas than by dicks?"

Maybe you prefer dicks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus fuck

I know its lockdown but Jesus ?? Really ?? Bit old ain't he

No, he has risen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get what we're given, be it cute neat ones, smashed lasagnes, mersey tunnels, tight as a mouse's earhole, or donner kebabs, and there sod all we can do about them...you guys however adjust your poor attitudes towards them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We get what we're given, be it cute neat ones, smashed lasagnes, mersey tunnels, tight as a mouse's earhole, or donner kebabs, and there sod all we can do about them...you guys however adjust your poor attitudes towards them

*can adjust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I heard was 'minge like a butchers bin'

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Dammm no solid research material here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*can adjust"

Attitudes towards them don't matter.

The vast majority of guys on here would stick their cock in bees nest if you told them the honey inside was warm.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Before you guys bemoan imperfect fanjinas, keep in mind that Diane Abbott has one

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Ok more another question... why are we more grossed out by vaginas than by dicks?"

Cos I'm not bi... Cock or the way for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*can adjust

Attitudes towards them don't matter.

The vast majority of guys on here would stick their cock in bees nest if you told them the honey inside was warm."

This is know as honeycombing.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"I like it to smell like the ocean and also if you get in the bath and your vagina doesn't suck up all of the water then I'm not interested.

Love to see that.. Hot.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Omfg this thread is hilarious...thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.

I'm just off to buy a Tesco lasagna so I can make a comparison...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omfg this thread is hilarious...thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.

I'm just off to buy a Tesco lasagna so I can make a comparison...

The Lidl one is very good, it's got that realistic tang to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before you guys bemoan imperfect fanjinas, keep in mind that Diane Abbott has one

No she doesn't, shes an alien from another planet lol

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Omfg this thread is hilarious...thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.

I'm just off to buy a Tesco lasagna so I can make a comparison...

The Lidl one is very good, it's got that realistic tang to it."

Lol!! I'll bear that in mind!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always lots of chat on here about cocks. Big/small thick/thin cut/uncut etc

And while I appreciate this site is very empowering to women in terms of they call the shots....it's a numbers game.

But, I never see a thread asking what's the preference?

Tight/tunnel

Big flaps/little flaps (cardboard box)

Aesthetically pleasing/punched lasagne

Clean/stinking

So what do we prefer"

OP your thread has cracked me up, best laugh ive had on here in ages. You have seriously put me off lasagne though lol

Now someone has mentioned butchers bin ewwwwww

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

As long as the axe wound is not to floppy I'm fine with it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Mine definitely looks like a badly made ham sandwich, that's why I don't put any pictures of it on here, wouldn't want to scare potential victims away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine definitely looks like a badly made ham sandwich, that's why I don't put any pictures of it on here, wouldn't want to scare potential victims away

Breaded ham or regular?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?"

Chill out sista it's a bit of fun

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Mine definitely looks like a badly made ham sandwich, that's why I don't put any pictures of it on here, wouldn't want to scare potential victims away

Breaded ham or regular?"

Honey roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine definitely looks like a badly made ham sandwich, that's why I don't put any pictures of it on here, wouldn't want to scare potential victims away

Breaded ham or regular?

Honey roast

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Mine definitely looks like a badly made ham sandwich, that's why I don't put any pictures of it on here, wouldn't want to scare potential victims away

But I like a nice ham sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?

Chill out sista it's a bit of fun"

I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny

But it's definitely not fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck wants a fanny like an empty headlock? What fucking use is that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can resemble ham baguettes, Im a chef so I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?

Chill out sista it's a bit of fun

I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny

But it's definitely not fun"

It's very clearly neither sexist or misogynistic.

Obviously I can't dictate what anyone else finds offensive, that's purely subjective to the individual...so if you're offended then I apologize....but it is just a bit if fun as everyone has clearly realised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can resemble ham baguettes, Im a chef so I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the time a man gets to the stage of seeing mine, I usually get the feeling that he’ll make do with whatever he finds down there

Not really loving the offensive descriptions though! Unique is beautiful, people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?

Chill out sista it's a bit of fun

I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny

But it's definitely not fun

It's very clearly neither sexist or misogynistic.

Youve made me giggle so much OP, thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be honest how many of you have been browsing profiles, seen a vag. pic and thought. Urrghh no way?

Doesnt that go against the, Any hole is a goal (hate this phrase) saying?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the time a man gets to the stage of seeing mine, I usually get the feeling that he’ll make do with whatever he finds down there

Not really loving the offensive descriptions though! Unique is beautiful, people..."

This is a website where people post pictures of their balloon knots....if your going to be offended be offended by that

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?

Chill out sista it's a bit of fun

I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny

But it's definitely not fun"

It's people with a similar sense of humour having a laugh - if anything, the OP is having more of a fun dig at men than women.

There's always the option to not read a thread if you don't like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine definitely looks like a badly made ham sandwich, that's why I don't put any pictures of it on here, wouldn't want to scare potential victims away

Breaded ham or regular?

Honey roast

What is the mustard like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the time a man gets to the stage of seeing mine, I usually get the feeling that he’ll make do with whatever he finds down there

Not really loving the offensive descriptions though! Unique is beautiful, people...

This is a website where people post pictures of their balloon knots....if your going to be offended be offended by that

I’ll be offended by whatever I fancy being offended by, thanks

Some of your language made me laugh though- lasagne, balloon knots... you’re creative at least

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh jebus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the time a man gets to the stage of seeing mine, I usually get the feeling that he’ll make do with whatever he finds down there

Not really loving the offensive descriptions though! Unique is beautiful, people...

This is a website where people post pictures of their balloon knots....if your going to be offended be offended by that

I’ll be offended by whatever I fancy being offended by, thanks

Some of your language made me laugh though- lasagne, balloon knots... you’re creative at least

Offensively funny, like Frankie Boyle then I suppose?

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?

Chill out sista it's a bit of fun

I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny

But it's definitely not fun

It's very clearly neither sexist or misogynistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the time a man gets to the stage of seeing mine, I usually get the feeling that he’ll make do with whatever he finds down there

Not really loving the offensive descriptions though! Unique is beautiful, people...

This is a website where people post pictures of their balloon knots....if your going to be offended be offended by that

I’ll be offended by whatever I fancy being offended by, thanks

Some of your language made me laugh though- lasagne, balloon knots... you’re creative at least

Offensively funny, like Frankie Boyle then I suppose?"

Well, I wouldn’t go that far...

but in that area yep

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

I would say mine is more roast beef on brown bread

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?

Chill out sista it's a bit of fun

I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny

But it's definitely not fun"

Perception, context and the power of naming. Your misogyny is anothers label of pride.

Some phrases are more metaphorical than others. Fortunately English is rich in words for our various bits - some more crude than others. Can't see that Op's question encourages or condones. There are lots of innocent words that shift when used with bad intent.

Lasagne is a new one on me, and will take place alongside the "badly-packed kebab". For balance I would select Billy Connollys "last chicken in the butchers" as a suitable male equivalent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neat flaps, slightly baggy when sopping wet. Small trimmed Bush. Not tasting sour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always lots of chat on here about cocks. Big/small thick/thin cut/uncut etc

And while I appreciate this site is very empowering to women in terms of they call the shots....it's a numbers game.

But, I never see a thread asking what's the preference?

Tight/tunnel

Big flaps/little flaps (cardboard box)

Aesthetically pleasing/punched lasagne

Clean/stinking

So what do we prefer

OP your thread has cracked me up, best laugh ive had on here in ages. You have seriously put me off lasagne though lol

Now someone has mentioned butchers bin ewwwwww

Pizza for tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women think it's funny to hear their fannies referred to in this way?

Chill out sista it's a bit of fun

I can't decide if it's sexist or thinly veiled misogyny

But it's definitely not fun

It's very clearly neither sexist or misogynistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dangling piss flaps usually does the trick

Or a nasty looking axe wound

That is the exact description someone used for my lady parts once! I couldn't have been more proud.

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Retro....Like Davy Crockets hat.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Dangling piss flaps usually does the trick

Or a nasty looking axe wound

That is the exact description someone used for my lady parts once! I couldn't have been more proud.

After seeing your pic. The first one. Dam I love your flaps. Mmmmmmm very sexy.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Dangling piss flaps usually does the trick

Or a nasty looking axe wound

That is the exact description someone used for my lady parts once! I couldn't have been more proud.

Let me ad.. Fuck just seen the rest of your pic.. Damn girl..

What an amazing pussy. Love how you wear your knickers riding up your pussy crack. Very very sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a fanny to look like an empty headlock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The obligatory Predator taking his mask off has yet to be mentioned so I’ll throw that one into the ring as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kicked over trifle is the best on I have heard lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Before you guys bemoan imperfect fanjinas, keep in mind that Diane Abbott has one

No she doesn't, shes an alien from another planet lol"

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