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By *rimordial Chaos OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:

1: You fuck a man ass

2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road

As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We received a message last week asking if I (her) wanted "black insemination"

I replied and said good luck trying as I had a hysterectomy years ago.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:

1: You fuck a man ass

2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road

As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "

I read the second message, as the guy is staying in the place Reading, on gas works road, in an apartment from Sunday to Thursday x

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Think he is reading the sun news paper till Thursday?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Think he is reading the sun news paper till Thursday? "

Tricky, since it's mostly pictures..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:

1: You fuck a man ass

2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road

They will be in Reading in a flat from Sunday until Thursday. Flat in Gas Works Road.

As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "

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By *rimordial Chaos OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Think he is reading the sun news paper till Thursday? "

OMG, I love this.. Thank you, you made my day :D

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Not to come over all smug, but messages this morning have been lovely (it does make a nice change)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I know it says you’re straight but can I suck your cock” Is a regular inbox favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those war and peace efforts that outline what they want to do to you in great detail

I neither have the attention span or inclination to read it.

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By *egan_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

In the closet

When can I meet you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I know it says you’re straight but can I suck your cock” Is a regular inbox favourite."

I keep sending it but you never reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually send to online women when I am bored : you look like the type of a girl to have a lovely and healthy anus on you. Keep eating fibers.

One woman legitimely thought I had mental illness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I know it says you’re straight but can I suck your cock” Is a regular inbox favourite.

I keep sending it but you never reply!"

Touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:

1: You fuck a man ass

2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road

As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "

he is telling you where he is in case you are worried about him

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead


"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:

1: You fuck a man ass

2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road

As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "

Lol. There are some clowns around.

Very interesting profile.

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Hey you’re close by!

Because I select my sexual partner on mileage door to door

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Usually i get a message where the guy describes what he would do to me ,but he says it to my hubby ,if they had read profile they would know its me (wife) who does all chats ,even my hubby would blush at some of the suggestions ,i may be on here but im not up for anything and everything ..

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wednesday.. "Could you stick your panties up your ass and leave them there all day and post them to me so i can spunk on them " not even a fuckin hello first.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I very rarely send a first message, but if I do it is always the same:

"Would you sit on my face and read from the Wind in the Willows? Thanks in advance"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This - “Would like to sing my ABCs to you

Il give you an A because your awesome

A B because your beautiful

C because because you confident

And il give you this D because you deserve it”

Or the most common one at the moment is “I know it’s lockdown but what do you think about meeting”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all loose on here so fuck now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/05/20 13:14:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we get alot of "hi" from people who obviously havnt read our profile, we would respond if they put some effort in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:

1: You fuck a man ass

2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road

As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "

Mad that is, when I was a kid we lived not far from there in Cemetery Junction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we get alot of "hi" from people who obviously havnt read our profile, we would respond if they put some effort in"

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck.

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Blonds like black cock!!!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Think he is reading the sun news paper till Thursday?

OMG, I love this.. Thank you, you made my day :D"

It's the town Reading in Berkshire... Not the sexiest location to meet mind u

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"Wednesday.. "Could you stick your panties up your ass and leave them there all day and post them to me so i can spunk on them " not even a fuckin hello first."

Some people have no etiquette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey you’re close by!

Because I select my sexual partner on mileage door to door "

Awesome I'm 203.5 miles from you

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hows you?

What does this even mean?

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Blimey, I thought I received some strange messages.

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

One message said!

" hiya, I love anal sex! Are you interested"?

I replied

" yeah, will have to look for my strapon "!!

Never heard from him again! Wonder why!

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London


"Wednesday.. "Could you stick your panties up your ass and leave them there all day and post them to me so i can spunk on them " not even a fuckin hello first."

Would it have made a difference?

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London


"Hows you?

What does this even mean? "

Think someones been watching Friends.

It's How You doin.

He must have been hungry and eaten the you.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Those war and peace efforts that outline what they want to do to you in great detail

I neither have the attention span or inclination to read it.

"

Faf ??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Those war and peace efforts that outline what they want to do to you in great detail

I neither have the attention span or inclination to read it.

"

God those copy paste ones. Bonus points when they're anatomically unrealistic, like, he'll almost drown when I squirt just at the sight of his magnificent cock.

Yeah ok buddy.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Those war and peace efforts that outline what they want to do to you in great detail

I neither have the attention span or inclination to read it.

God those copy paste ones. Bonus points when they're anatomically unrealistic, like, he'll almost drown when I squirt just at the sight of his magnificent cock.

Yeah ok buddy."

So no cock pic then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily I never came across such massages, otherwise I don’t know what to reply

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Those war and peace efforts that outline what they want to do to you in great detail

I neither have the attention span or inclination to read it.

God those copy paste ones. Bonus points when they're anatomically unrealistic, like, he'll almost drown when I squirt just at the sight of his magnificent cock.

Yeah ok buddy. So no cock pic then "

No. But also, the writing gave me a picture of a tsunami of squirt. I'd die of dehydration.

No penis is that magnificent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you dress me up ive wanted to try for ages but havnt my own clothes...

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds


"Wednesday.. "Could you stick your panties up your ass and leave them there all day and post them to me so i can spunk on them " not even a fuckin hello first."

Hello, could you stick your panties up your ass and leave them there all day and post them to me so i can spunk on them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One message said!

" hiya, I love anal sex! Are you interested"?

I replied

" yeah, will have to look for my strapon "!!

Never heard from him again! Wonder why!"

I got the opposite, I was asked would I use my strapon on him. Not even a hello. I have no nostalgia for my single female days, haha x Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wednesday.. "Could you stick your panties up your ass and leave them there all day and post them to me so i can spunk on them " not even a fuckin hello first."

And they say romance is dead eh?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"One message said!

" hiya, I love anal sex! Are you interested"?

I replied

" yeah, will have to look for my strapon "!!

Never heard from him again! Wonder why!

I got the opposite, I was asked would I use my strapon on him. Not even a hello. I have no nostalgia for my single female days, haha x Viv x"

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message today that simply read. "I am bored, can you tell me what to do!"

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I had a initial message;

Hi

I'm going to r*pe you bareback and probably make you cry.

Message back if you're interested.

My face was literally.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One message said!

" hiya, I love anal sex! Are you interested"?

I replied

" yeah, will have to look for my strapon "!!

Never heard from him again! Wonder why!

I got the opposite, I was asked would I use my strapon on him. Not even a hello. I have no nostalgia for my single female days, haha x Viv x

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..." "

"Japseyes on fire around the ring of ur anus..."

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I had a message today that simply read. "I am bored, can you tell me what to do!"

"

There's been a surge in people who demand things of me because they're bored. Why my filters are sky high.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"One message said!

" hiya, I love anal sex! Are you interested"?

I replied

" yeah, will have to look for my strapon "!!

Never heard from him again! Wonder why!

I got the opposite, I was asked would I use my strapon on him. Not even a hello. I have no nostalgia for my single female days, haha x Viv x

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

"Japseyes on fire around the ring of ur anus...""

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One message said!

" hiya, I love anal sex! Are you interested"?

I replied

" yeah, will have to look for my strapon "!!

Never heard from him again! Wonder why!

I got the opposite, I was asked would I use my strapon on him. Not even a hello. I have no nostalgia for my single female days, haha x Viv x

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

"Japseyes on fire around the ring of ur anus..."

Nice "

One of my all time favourite movies.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mine too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Those war and peace efforts that outline what they want to do to you in great detail

I neither have the attention span or inclination to read it.

God those copy paste ones. Bonus points when they're anatomically unrealistic, like, he'll almost drown when I squirt just at the sight of his magnificent cock.

Yeah ok buddy. So no cock pic then

No. But also, the writing gave me a picture of a tsunami of squirt. I'd die of dehydration.

No penis is that magnificent."

Certainly not mine for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a very graphic one last week or so. He wanted me to watch him do stuff on cam and had 3 options. They were all 3 gross and all involved him shoving food up his arse and then eating it. Made me skip breakfast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a initial message;

Hi

I'm going to r*pe you bareback and probably make you cry.

Message back if you're interested.

My face was literally.....

"

so of course you said...”yes, I’ll send my address and leave my door unlocked at all times, so you can sneak in and fulfil your r*pe fantasy” what a delightful piece of work! x Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine too "

I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Mine too

I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?"

Replicunt?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I had a initial message;

Hi

I'm going to r*pe you bareback and probably make you cry.

Message back if you're interested.

My face was literally.....

so of course you said...”yes, I’ll send my address and leave my door unlocked at all times, so you can sneak in and fulfil your r*pe fantasy” what a delightful piece of work! x Viv x"

To me that's sort of like, these fantasies exist but should be brought up much much later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine too

I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?

Replicunt?"

I’d watch that!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a initial message;

Hi

I'm going to r*pe you bareback and probably make you cry.

Message back if you're interested.

My face was literally.....

so of course you said...”yes, I’ll send my address and leave my door unlocked at all times, so you can sneak in and fulfil your r*pe fantasy” what a delightful piece of work! x Viv x

To me that's sort of like, these fantasies exist but should be brought up much much later..."

Exactly, build up to it, if it’s what you’re into, not just throw it out there in the first message, haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine too

I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?

Replicunt?"

"Do androids dream of electric sex"?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Mine too

I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?

Replicunt?

"Do androids dream of electric sex"?"

Electric cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine too

I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?

Replicunt?

"Do androids dream of electric sex"?

Electric cock "

Ive got it!

"Laid Runner-do androids dream of electric cock?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a good hard Fuck because let's face it, this is a sex site and not Facebook.

I then got abuse when I said no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet me in a field near my house"

"That pussy needs feeding"

"please send me your wife's knickers"

Hey at least he was polite about it!

"will you meet behind your husbands back" etc etc

The list is not endless but it is a long one!

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"My Mistress told me to approach a beautiful woman and ask her to determine my punishment for speaking out of turn. How many times? And then what size strap-on?"

I went back with: 17 times and 8"

"Oh, are you sure? That's rather a lot. And quite big "

... Enjoy!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"I had a initial message;

Hi

I'm going to r*pe you bareback and probably make you cry.

Message back if you're interested.

My face was literally.....

so of course you said...”yes, I’ll send my address and leave my door unlocked at all times, so you can sneak in and fulfil your r*pe fantasy” what a delightful piece of work! x Viv x"

Yup absolutely. For me though a worrying part was that he had heaps of Verifications!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Mine too

I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?

Replicunt?

"Do androids dream of electric sex"?

Electric cock

Ive got it!

"Laid Runner-do androids dream of electric cock?""

Yes!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

"

It's a bit sad when you get a fanny flutter out of basic grammar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:

1: You fuck a man ass

2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road

As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

"

Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

"

Prepare for an influx of impressive messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wednesday.. "Could you stick your panties up your ass and leave them there all day and post them to me so i can spunk on them " not even a fuckin hello first."

It’s nice to see romance is alive and well ,

By the way would a Hello first swung the deal lol ?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

It's a bit sad when you get a fanny flutter out of basic grammar "

no one can beat those fanny flutters, happy days

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams? "

Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?

Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there "

It's been 42 yrs!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Prepare for an influx of impressive messages "

here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?

Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there

It's been 42 yrs! "

My favourite number! Waiting you with my open arms and no bra on boobs

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Prepare for an influx of impressive messages

here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused "

Which would you prefer

Those lurkers who are looking to impress may send a special message your way

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Prepare for an influx of impressive messages

here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused

Which would you prefer

Those lurkers who are looking to impress may send a special message your way "

I’m desperate. One complete sentence brightens my day. If they add a dot or an exclamation mark at the end rise me up to the clouds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?

Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there

It's been 42 yrs!

My favourite number! Waiting you with my open arms and no bra on boobs "

Oh those bazoombas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine too

I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?

Replicunt?

"Do androids dream of electric sex"?

Electric cock

Ive got it!

"Laid Runner-do androids dream of electric cock?"

Yes!"

Laid-ruuner Rick Dickhard has to track down renegade replicunts and deactivate them by making them have massive quivering orgasms...

Ive got far too much time on my hands at the minute!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?

Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there

It's been 42 yrs!

My favourite number! Waiting you with my open arms and no bra on boobs

Oh those bazoombas! "

Don’t you love them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's not a cock picture in my inbox, then I usually get "Are you on Snapchat?" or "Do you have Kik?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?

Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there

It's been 42 yrs!

My favourite number! Waiting you with my open arms and no bra on boobs

Oh those bazoombas!

Don’t you love them? "

I am IN love with them!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Mine too

I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?

Replicunt?

"Do androids dream of electric sex"?

Electric cock

Ive got it!

"Laid Runner-do androids dream of electric cock?"

Yes!

Laid-ruuner Rick Dickhard has to track down renegade replicunts and deactivate them by making them have massive quivering orgasms...

Ive got far too much time on my hands at the minute! "

Squirt everywhere. Bad for the electronics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's not a cock picture in my inbox, then I usually get "Are you on Snapchat?" or "Do you have Kik?" "

Would you like my cock pic in your inbox or any of your box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes me laugh is...could you image anyone approaching you in everyday life and the first thing they say is any of the above. I've had my fair share of these messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's not a cock picture in my inbox, then I usually get "Are you on Snapchat?" or "Do you have Kik?"

Would you like my cock pic in your inbox or any of your box? "

Would you like to be blocked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine too

I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?

Replicunt?

"Do androids dream of electric sex"?

Electric cock

Ive got it!

"Laid Runner-do androids dream of electric cock?"

Yes!

Laid-ruuner Rick Dickhard has to track down renegade replicunts and deactivate them by making them have massive quivering orgasms...

Ive got far too much time on my hands at the minute!

Squirt everywhere. Bad for the electronics "

Hey, I like your train of thought!

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Prepare for an influx of impressive messages

here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused

Which would you prefer

Those lurkers who are looking to impress may send a special message your way

I’m desperate. One complete sentence brightens my day. If they add a dot or an exclamation mark at the end rise me up to the clouds "

Desperate! Desperate you say.

What happens when one provides you with a paragraph? If a sentence brightens your day. Have you started rising to the clouds yet? Haha.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Prepare for an influx of impressive messages

here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused

Which would you prefer

Those lurkers who are looking to impress may send a special message your way

I’m desperate. One complete sentence brightens my day. If they add a dot or an exclamation mark at the end rise me up to the clouds

Desperate! Desperate you say.

What happens when one provides you with a paragraph? If a sentence brightens your day. Have you started rising to the clouds yet? Haha. "

A paragraph???? oh boy, we all know what would do to my fanny flutters

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"What makes me laugh is...could you image anyone approaching you in everyday life and the first thing they say is any of the above. I've had my fair share of these messages. "

Everyone loves a flasher on their doorsteps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's not a cock picture in my inbox, then I usually get "Are you on Snapchat?" or "Do you have Kik?"

Would you like my cock pic in your inbox or any of your box?

Would you like to be blocked? "

You would never do that to me, would you?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x

Prepare for an influx of impressive messages

here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused

Which would you prefer

Those lurkers who are looking to impress may send a special message your way

I’m desperate. One complete sentence brightens my day. If they add a dot or an exclamation mark at the end rise me up to the clouds

Desperate! Desperate you say.

What happens when one provides you with a paragraph? If a sentence brightens your day. Have you started rising to the clouds yet? Haha.

A paragraph???? oh boy, we all know what would do to my fanny flutters "

I see you got excited with the ???????

Everybody loves a fanny flutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's not a cock picture in my inbox, then I usually get "Are you on Snapchat?" or "Do you have Kik?"

Would you like my cock pic in your inbox or any of your box?

Would you like to be blocked?

You would never do that to me, would you? "

No. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to look at me anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's not a cock picture in my inbox, then I usually get "Are you on Snapchat?" or "Do you have Kik?"

Would you like my cock pic in your inbox or any of your box?

Would you like to be blocked?

You would never do that to me, would you?

No. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to look at me anymore "

How does that make you feel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s a new one from today.

Are you into breeding

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Think he is reading the sun news paper till Thursday? "

Made me laugh out loud and splutter my wine for some reason

Jo x

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Am getting pretty pissed off with guys asking how we are coping during lockdown

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you looked down into your drink and seen a tiny man in it waving to you what would you do?

Think I'd have had too much to drink lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am getting pretty pissed off with guys asking how we are coping during lockdown

Jo x "

Same here. And they get surprised when I reply that I still work full time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am getting pretty pissed off with guys asking how we are coping during lockdown

Jo x

Same here. And they get surprised when I reply that I still work full time "

Wow! That bazoombas are perfect. I would love to get my hands on them, even if I were a lesbian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am getting pretty pissed off with guys asking how we are coping during lockdown

Jo x

Same here. And they get surprised when I reply that I still work full time "

I would love to 'lockdown' with you!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Think he is reading the sun news paper till Thursday?

OMG, I love this.. Thank you, you made my day :D"

If he was reading the Daily Sport it might take him all month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had some absolutely cracking ones today. They range from so sweet they might give me diabetes just from reading them, to really really creepy, to needless aggressive it keeps things interesting though!

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

Are you a little bi ?

Will you fuck my man ?

Two of my recent from a couple

I'm straight bi the way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont get a lot of messages at all, so my heart jumped with joy the other day when I seen a little yellow box informing me of a new message, the joy didnt last long though as it was from someone asking me if i would like to sniff some used Male boxer shorts I have nothing against other people's sexual pleasures but this just deflated my excitement instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont get a lot of messages at all, so my heart jumped with joy the other day when I seen a little yellow box informing me of a new message, the joy didnt last long though as it was from someone asking me if i would like to sniff some used Male boxer shorts I have nothing against other people's sexual pleasures but this just deflated my excitement instantly "

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