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The Thursday late Ash and Jim Nocturnal thread Double team Special

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening every one and welcome to Thursday nights Ash and Jim double team nocturnal thread special....

What have you been up to tonight?....Working?, Perving?, Lurking?, Drinking?, watching Netflix?,

what ever it is why not stop by and say hello...Newbies are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Hello hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double trouble!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Good evening Ash and Jim

I'm just finishing off my glass of wine and conversations before bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hello "

Yes! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Busty. happy Thursday.

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thinking what if this a dream and i will wake up soon.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello!"

Good evening my nocturnal brother....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double trouble!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Test. Double the fun. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening every one and welcome to Thursday nights Ash and Jim double team nocturnal thread special....

What have you been up to tonight?....Working?, Perving?, Lurking?, Drinking?, watching Netflix?,

what ever it is why not stop by and say hello...Newbies are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi..."

Evening both...in for the long haul....work has sooo much to answer for! I’ll be quietly lurking in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Monday everyone, or is it Saturday I'm losing track of days. Which ever one it is it's been a good day here. Plenty of jobs done on the allotment, few drinks in the garden with tea...now sat watching a film x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello hello "

Good evening Busty and congrats on being tonights first poster....

Your prize is 4 Kit Kats and a twix....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello hello

Yes! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Busty. happy Thursday."

Happy Thursday to you Jim I’m in the bath with whiskey as it’s thirsty Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and Jim

I'm just finishing off my glass of wine and conversations before bed "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Compersion. Enjoy your vino and chatting. Smileyface

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello hello

Good evening Busty and congrats on being tonights first poster....

Your prize is 4 Kit Kats and a twix.... "

Ohhh yippee Good evening Ash

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Not gonna lie, we're going to bed in a bit for a booty massage and fuck.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Double trouble!"

Evening Testarosa.....We never cause any trouble....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking what if this a dream and i will wake up soon."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Imar. You're awake, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!

Good evening my nocturnal brother.... "

I'm tonight's first poster! How's it going, dude?

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ohh noooo...Good Evening

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Jim

I'm just finishing off my glass of wine and conversations before bed "

Evening Compersion......I hope you had a happy Thursday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double trouble!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Test. Double the fun. Smileyface"

Are you tag, teaming or working shifts?

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening every one and welcome to Thursday nights Ash and Jim double team nocturnal thread special....

What have you been up to tonight?....Working?, Perving?, Lurking?, Drinking?, watching Netflix?,

what ever it is why not stop by and say hello...Newbies are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi...

Evening both...in for the long haul....work has sooo much to answer for! I’ll be quietly lurking in the background "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minx. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. And thank you for your work.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Thinking what if this a dream and i will wake up soon."

Good evening...I'm sure you will dream about Jim and I all night after posting on this thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good evening to you both Ash and Jim x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evernin Jim, Ash, and everyone

Hope you're having a good 'un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Monday everyone, or is it Saturday I'm losing track of days. Which ever one it is it's been a good day here. Plenty of jobs done on the allotment, few drinks in the garden with tea...now sat watching a film x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PI. Happy Thursday. I wish I could make things grow. Smileyface

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Thinking what if this a dream and i will wake up soon.

Good evening...I'm sure you will dream about Jim and I all night after posting on this thread.... "

You may have both been in my dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hello

Good evening Busty and congrats on being tonights first poster....

Your prize is 4 Kit Kats and a twix.... "

Erm, about tonight's first poster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hello

Yes! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Busty. happy Thursday.

Happy Thursday to you Jim I’m in the bath with whiskey as it’s thirsty Thursday "

Very nice, enjoy your liquids.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening every one and welcome to Thursday nights Ash and Jim double team nocturnal thread special....

What have you been up to tonight?....Working?, Perving?, Lurking?, Drinking?, watching Netflix?,

what ever it is why not stop by and say hello...Newbies are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi...

Evening both...in for the long haul....work has sooo much to answer for! I’ll be quietly lurking in the background "

Evening Minx....I hope you have a good night at work...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Ash and Jim? The best dream team ever!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Happy Monday everyone, or is it Saturday I'm losing track of days. Which ever one it is it's been a good day here. Plenty of jobs done on the allotment, few drinks in the garden with tea...now sat watching a film x"

Good evening Pandl......I think its Thursday....

What film are you watching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not gonna lie, we're going to bed in a bit for a booty massage and fuck."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Naomilatte. Happy fucking. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh noooo...Good Evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening every one and welcome to Thursday nights Ash and Jim double team nocturnal thread special....

What have you been up to tonight?....Working?, Perving?, Lurking?, Drinking?, watching Netflix?,

what ever it is why not stop by and say hello...Newbies are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi...

Evening both...in for the long haul....work has sooo much to answer for! I’ll be quietly lurking in the background

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minx. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. And thank you for your work. "

Lol with a bit of help from this mad house I’m sure I’ll make it through!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double trouble!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Test. Double the fun. Smileyface

Are you tag, teaming or working shifts?"

We're here to tag team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not gonna lie, we're going to bed in a bit for a booty massage and fuck."

I hope you have a great time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good evening to you both Ash and Jim x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foxy. Merry Thursday! x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello hello

Good evening Busty and congrats on being tonights first poster....

Your prize is 4 Kit Kats and a twix....

Erm, about tonight's first poster."

Stop trying to steal my prize It’s your thread

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x"

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello!

Good evening my nocturnal brother....

I'm tonight's first poster! How's it going, dude?"

I was tonights first poster!....I should be giving myself 4 kit kats and a twix....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evernin Jim, Ash, and everyone

Hope you're having a good 'un "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nippy. I hope you're having a good 'un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening you two!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx"

Good evening Nurse....what are you up to tonight?..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash and Jim? The best dream team ever! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Twice as much nocturnal love tonight.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A good evening to you both Ash and Jim x "

Good evening foxy lady....I hope you had a happy Thursday? x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evernin Jim, Ash, and everyone

Hope you're having a good 'un "

Good evening nippy......I hope you're having a good one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hello

Good evening Busty and congrats on being tonights first poster....

Your prize is 4 Kit Kats and a twix....

Erm, about tonight's first poster.

Stop trying to steal my prize It’s your thread "

First poster is first poster.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good evening Nurse....what are you up to tonight?..x"

Well. We've just won on a quiz. I'm drinking alcohol! There's a surprise lol and having a little perv xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Thinking what if this a dream and i will wake up soon.

Good evening...I'm sure you will dream about Jim and I all night after posting on this thread.... You may have both been in my dreams"

It must have been some dream.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx"

I'm not surprised. x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello hello

Good evening Busty and congrats on being tonights first poster....

Your prize is 4 Kit Kats and a twix....

Erm, about tonight's first poster.

Stop trying to steal my prize It’s your thread

First poster is first poster. "

Can we share

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash and Jim? The best dream team ever! "

Thank you Meli......we love you too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!

Good evening my nocturnal brother....

I'm tonight's first poster! How's it going, dude?

I was tonights first poster!....I should be giving myself 4 kit kats and a twix.... "

Shut up, you're not tonight's first poster!

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Thinking what if this a dream and i will wake up soon.

Good evening...I'm sure you will dream about Jim and I all night after posting on this thread.... You may have both been in my dreams

It must have been some dream....."

Certainly was merely a spectator though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you two! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Rose, who was tonight's first poster?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx"

I'm going to be up until at least 1 am...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hello

Good evening Busty and congrats on being tonights first poster....

Your prize is 4 Kit Kats and a twix....

Erm, about tonight's first poster.

Stop trying to steal my prize It’s your thread

First poster is first poster.

Can we share "

It's a deal.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening you two! "

Good evening Tube Rose.....I hope you can handle us both tonight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thinking what if this a dream and i will wake up soon.

Good evening...I'm sure you will dream about Jim and I all night after posting on this thread.... You may have both been in my dreams

It must have been some dream.....Certainly was merely a spectator though.."

Horny dream.

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Thinking what if this a dream and i will wake up soon.

Good evening...I'm sure you will dream about Jim and I all night after posting on this thread.... You may have both been in my dreams

It must have been some dream.....Certainly was merely a spectator though..

Horny dream."

Got very messy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeervening Hot-Erect.

Today I’ve mostly been working hard in the hot sun.

Hot sun beating down

Burning my feet just walking around

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good evening Nurse....what are you up to tonight?..x

Well. We've just won on a quiz. I'm drinking alcohol! There's a surprise lol and having a little perv xx"

Congrats on winning the quiz...did you win a prize?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you two!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Rose, who was tonight's first poster?"

You were sorry Busty. Rules is rules. i recall having an argument with F&B over his empty space comment being rewarded a first poster title ages ago.. And Jim ruled in his favour haha. I felt robbed but op sets t&c I can give you my snickers ice cream if it makes things better. Mwah x

Ps. Dont make me the messenger of bad news again Jim..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeervening Hot-Erect.

Today I’ve mostly been working hard in the hot sun.

Hot sun beating down

Burning my feet just walking around "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I've never seen a man look so fucking masculine in the bath. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you two!

Good evening Tube Rose.....I hope you can handle us both tonight.... "

Oh boy. Oh boy.

.. I am good at multitasking

Hola Ash. it's nice to see you two doing double trouble act again!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeervening Hot-Erect.

Today I’ve mostly been working hard in the hot sun.

Hot sun beating down

Burning my feet just walking around "

Good evening Sam......I hope your feet feel better tomorrow....

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead


"Thinking what if this a dream and i will wake up soon."

Yep, understand the feeling... A few weeks ago I was cycling along and it was so quiet it reminded me of when I was seven years old and living in Somerset and my grandmother was alive.

Then yesterday it happened again when I heard a dove (a collared dove I think?) calling from a tree above me and it felt like I was in one of the playing fields at boarding school in the 1980s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening you two!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Rose, who was tonight's first poster?

You were sorry Busty. Rules is rules. i recall having an argument with F&B over his empty space comment being rewarded a first poster title ages ago.. And Jim ruled in his favour haha. I felt robbed but op sets t&c I can give you my snickers ice cream if it makes things better. Mwah x

Ps. Dont make me the messenger of bad news again Jim.. "

Hahahaha, thank you, Rose. Rules is rules. Busty and I are sharing the prize, but I was first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut Ash's hair today!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening you two!

Good evening Tube Rose.....I hope you can handle us both tonight....

Oh boy. Oh boy.

.. I am good at multitasking

Hola Ash. it's nice to see you two doing double trouble act again! "

Hola mi amiga....I think we are the best dream team on Fab at the moment....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Ash and Jim.

Which one is in charge tonight?

How was the day for you two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pip. What's your favourite flavour of Nesquik?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash and Jim ! The best penises of fab !

So I heard by women who aren't lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut Ash's hair today! "

Brave you!

Is he feeling brave to go out after that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut Ash's hair today! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Did you do a good job? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeervening Hot-Erect.

Today I’ve mostly been working hard in the hot sun.

Hot sun beating down

Burning my feet just walking around

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I've never seen a man look so fucking masculine in the bath. I like it."

I’ve painted my nails and have my hair in rollers now pal

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Good evening gents had a nice evening in the garden with a glass of wine

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Thinking what if this a dream and i will wake up soon.

Yep, understand the feeling... A few weeks ago I was cycling along and it was so quiet it reminded me of when I was seven years old and living in Somerset and my grandmother was alive.

Then yesterday it happened again when I heard a dove (a collared dove I think?) calling from a tree above me and it felt like I was in one of the playing fields at boarding school in the 1980s."

I like this ...parma violets always remind me off my nanna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeervening Hot-Erect.

Today I’ve mostly been working hard in the hot sun.

Hot sun beating down

Burning my feet just walking around

Good evening Sam......I hope your feet feel better tomorrow.... "

Thank you Hot man.

I hope you have a great VE Day Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut Ash's hair today!

Brave you!

Is he feeling brave to go out after that?"

It went very wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Ash and Jim.

Which one is in charge tonight?

How was the day for you two?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Obviously it's 50/50 tonight.

It was pretty good. But how was your day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

Drinking non alcoholic cocktail and listening smooth jazz

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I cut Ash's hair today!

Brave you!

Is he feeling brave to go out after that?

It went very wrong!"

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut Ash's hair today!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Did you do a good job? Smileyface"

I've never done it before Jim and I didn't understand what all the fixtures and fittings meant and I saw the number 4 and thought that men grade 4 turns out it was 4 mmeters which is more like a grade one. Good job we could have been locked down for awhile and he has a hat but hes been really lovely about it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut Ash's hair today!

Brave you!

Is he feeling brave to go out after that?

It went very wrong!"

I don't believe you! Anyway. It grows back! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash and Jim ! The best penises of fab !

So I heard by women who aren't lesbian "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, F&B. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The way you hold your shoes makes my penis erect.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good evening you two!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Rose, who was tonight's first poster?

You were sorry Busty. Rules is rules. i recall having an argument with F&B over his empty space comment being rewarded a first poster title ages ago.. And Jim ruled in his favour haha. I felt robbed but op sets t&c I can give you my snickers ice cream if it makes things better. Mwah x

Ps. Dont make me the messenger of bad news again Jim.. "

So kind of you Rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut Ash's hair today!

Brave you!

Is he feeling brave to go out after that?

It went very wrong!

I don't believe you! Anyway. It grows back! X"

It really isn't good!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello

Drinking non alcoholic cocktail and listening smooth jazz "

Hello beautiful lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeervening Hot-Erect.

Today I’ve mostly been working hard in the hot sun.

Hot sun beating down

Burning my feet just walking around

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I've never seen a man look so fucking masculine in the bath. I like it.

I’ve painted my nails and have my hair in rollers now pal "

Fabulous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you've doubled up

You two have a lovely evenings

2 waves it is..

Can I have a double gin twice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening gents had a nice evening in the garden with a glass of wine "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It's nice to fuck outside. Smileyface

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good evening Nurse....what are you up to tonight?..x

Well. We've just won on a quiz. I'm drinking alcohol! There's a surprise lol and having a little perv xx

Congrats on winning the quiz...did you win a prize?.... "

Lol no but usually come last, story of my life lol. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

Drinking non alcoholic cocktail and listening smooth jazz "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Witch. Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash and Jim ! The best penises of fab !

So I heard by women who aren't lesbian

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, F&B. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The way you hold your shoes makes my penis erect."

My penis is erect by the way I imagine you hold your phone when you type those dirty words

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good Eeeevening Ash and Jim.

Which one is in charge tonight?

How was the day for you two?"

Gooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeeeeing Iain.......This is a joint operation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut Ash's hair today!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Did you do a good job? Smileyface

I've never done it before Jim and I didn't understand what all the fixtures and fittings meant and I saw the number 4 and thought that men grade 4 turns out it was 4 mmeters which is more like a grade one. Good job we could have been locked down for awhile and he has a hat but hes been really lovely about it. X"

I cut my own hair, I use number 25. Hats are cool. x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash and Jim ! The best penises of fab !

So I heard by women who aren't lesbian "

Gooooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeening.....Thats very kind of you to say....

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm going to be up until at least 1 am... "

Oohhh are you. I may not make it that late. Work tomorrow xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening gents had a nice evening in the garden with a glass of wine "

Good evening Samiss........Was it a large one?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you've doubled up

You two have a lovely evenings

2 waves it is..

Can I have a double gin twice... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Golden. One double gin coming up. Smileyface

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I cut Ash's hair today!

Brave you!

Is he feeling brave to go out after that?

It went very wrong!

I don't believe you! Anyway. It grows back! X"

I'm ready to join the army if they call me up....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening gents had a nice evening in the garden with a glass of wine

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It's nice to fuck outside. Smileyface"

,

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Not too bad a day.

The owner's son came in to see us, check we're ok but got in our way, didn't socially distance & was a total 'plank' throughout!

Stayed in mainly, as I overdid it slightly in sun yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut Ash's hair today!

Brave you!

Is he feeling brave to go out after that?

It went very wrong!

I don't believe you! Anyway. It grows back! X

I'm ready to join the army if they call me up.... "

I'm sorry.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Not had a hair cut for over a year now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash and Jim ! The best penises of fab !

So I heard by women who aren't lesbian

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, F&B. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The way you hold your shoes makes my penis erect.

My penis is erect by the way I imagine you hold your phone when you type those dirty words "

I love you.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening gents had a nice evening in the garden with a glass of wine

Good evening Samiss........Was it a large one?..... "

Oh it's always a large one, Ash...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"As you've doubled up

You two have a lovely evenings

2 waves it is..

Can I have a double gin twice... "

2 double Gin and tonics coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not had a hair cut for over a year now "

I can do it.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Ash and Jim.

Which one is in charge tonight?

How was the day for you two?

Gooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeeeeing Iain.......This is a joint operation... "

Same as I said to Jim with a quiet day.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x"

You're not!? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm going to be up until at least 1 am...

Oohhh are you. I may not make it that late. Work tomorrow xx"

We'll take care of you for as long as you want. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening gents had a nice evening in the garden with a glass of wine

Good evening Samiss........Was it a large one?..... "

I hope so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening gents had a nice evening in the garden with a glass of wine

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It's nice to fuck outside. Smileyface,

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Not had a hair cut for over a year now

I can do it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not too bad a day.

The owner's son came in to see us, check we're ok but got in our way, didn't socially distance & was a total 'plank' throughout!

Stayed in mainly, as I overdid it slightly in sun yesterday! "

Iain, you've got to stay safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cut Ash's hair today!

Brave you!

Is he feeling brave to go out after that?

It went very wrong!

I don't believe you! Anyway. It grows back! X

I'm ready to join the army if they call me up.... "

I would say its very practical for hotter days. To come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not had a hair cut for over a year now "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Oloving. I like your Darth Vader penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you've doubled up

You two have a lovely evenings

2 waves it is..

Can I have a double gin twice...

2 double Gin and tonics coming right up.... "

That's three now!

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm going to be up until at least 1 am...

Oohhh are you. I may not make it that late. Work tomorrow xx

We'll take care of you for as long as you want. x"

Ah thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x

You're not!? Xx"

I'm a man of the world. x

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x

You're not!? Xx

I'm a man of the world. x"

Oh are you? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/05/20 22:55:52]

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Not too bad a day.

The owner's son came in to see us, check we're ok but got in our way, didn't socially distance & was a total 'plank' throughout!

Stayed in mainly, as I overdid it slightly in sun yesterday!

Iain, you've got to stay safe. "

The sun issue is fine, but it was my boss; he never believes rules include him, but are only for everyone else!

I politely excused myself, remaining well clear of him till he left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x

You're not!? Xx

I'm a man of the world. x

Oh are you? Xx"

Yes, I know all about French kissing. What with France being part of this world. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/05/20 22:55:52]"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, YoungToy. You don't say.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x

You're not!? Xx

I'm a man of the world. x

Oh are you? Xx

Yes, I know all about French kissing. What with France being part of this world. x"

Oohhh and!!?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not too bad a day.

The owner's son came in to see us, check we're ok but got in our way, didn't socially distance & was a total 'plank' throughout!

Stayed in mainly, as I overdid it slightly in sun yesterday!

Iain, you've got to stay safe.

The sun issue is fine, but it was my boss; he never believes rules include him, but are only for everyone else!

I politely excused myself, remaining well clear of him till he left."

Was it silent but violent?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Removed by poster at 07/05/20 22:55:52]"

That's sad, but strangely cats can still decipher what you've typed anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x

You're not!? Xx

I'm a man of the world. x

Oh are you? Xx

Yes, I know all about French kissing. What with France being part of this world. x

Oohhh and!!?? Xx"

France is part of Europe. It's a nice place to visit, if it's not on strike or having a riot. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/05/20 22:55:52]

That's sad, but strangely cats can still decipher what you've typed anyway "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Have you ever had a cat? Smileyface

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening lads

Had my letter last week so under house arrest till end of July allowed to go to the.hospital in June xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I cut Ash's hair today!

Brave you!

Is he feeling brave to go out after that?

It went very wrong!

I don't believe you! Anyway. It grows back! X

I'm ready to join the army if they call me up....

I would say its very practical for hotter days. To come"

I'm already looking forward to them...

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x

You're not!? Xx

I'm a man of the world. x

Oh are you? Xx

Yes, I know all about French kissing. What with France being part of this world. x

Oohhh and!!?? Xx

France is part of Europe. It's a nice place to visit, if it's not on strike or having a riot. x"

Lol. Not the answer I was hoping for....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Good evening, Jim, Ash and Lorna x

How are you all?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening lads

Had my letter last week so under house arrest till end of July allowed to go to the.hospital in June xx"

Good evening Voddy....I hope you are well and have all you need x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening lads

Had my letter last week so under house arrest till end of July allowed to go to the.hospital in June xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Voddy. Nocturnal love to you. Stay safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x

You're not!? Xx

I'm a man of the world. x

Oh are you? Xx

Yes, I know all about French kissing. What with France being part of this world. x

Oohhh and!!?? Xx

France is part of Europe. It's a nice place to visit, if it's not on strike or having a riot. x

Lol. Not the answer I was hoping for...."

Oh. Stick your tongue in.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening, Jim, Ash and Lorna x

How are you all? "

Good evening Lisa.............All good down here....How are things up there? x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening lads

Had my letter last week so under house arrest till end of July allowed to go to the.hospital in June xx

Good evening Voddy....I hope you are well and have all you need x"

yes had my government.food.box yesterday and will get one from the church tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, Jim, Ash and Lorna x

How are you all? "

Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. I'm great, I've got so much hair. How are you? x Smileyface

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x

You're not!? Xx

I'm a man of the world. x

Oh are you? Xx

Yes, I know all about French kissing. What with France being part of this world. x

Oohhh and!!?? Xx

France is part of Europe. It's a nice place to visit, if it's not on strike or having a riot. x

Lol. Not the answer I was hoping for....

Oh. Stick your tongue in. "

Oohh ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Ash and Jim, this is just the thread I need to perk me up. I haven't said hello in a while. I was going to have an early night like a good girl ad I'm sleep deprived, but maybe I feel like being a little naughty.

How are you both? Have I missed much? I expect there's already been a sitdown wee.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Good evening, Jim, Ash and Lorna x

How are you all?

Good evening Lisa.............All good down here....How are things up there? x"

All tickety-boo here

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Removed by poster at 07/05/20 22:55:52]

That's sad, but strangely cats can still decipher what you've typed anyway

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Have you ever had a cat? Smileyface"

Alreeeeet Jim, can you define "had" fòr me please?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Good evening, Jim, Ash and Lorna x

How are you all?

Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. I'm great, I've got so much hair. How are you? x Smileyface"

I also have a lot of hair!

Nice finger, by the way...

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hi Ash and Jim, this is just the thread I need to perk me up. I haven't said hello in a while. I was going to have an early night like a good girl ad I'm sleep deprived, but maybe I feel like being a little naughty.

How are you both? Have I missed much? I expect there's already been a sitdown wee. "

No he hasn't been for one yet lol xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash and Jim, this is just the thread I need to perk me up. I haven't said hello in a while. I was going to have an early night like a good girl ad I'm sleep deprived, but maybe I feel like being a little naughty.

How are you both? Have I missed much? I expect there's already been a sitdown wee. "

Good evening Molly...Nice to see you again on our double team special tonight...

I'm just about to go for a sit down wee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Ash and Jim, this is just the thread I need to perk me up. I haven't said hello in a while. I was going to have an early night like a good girl ad I'm sleep deprived, but maybe I feel like being a little naughty.

How are you both? Have I missed much? I expect there's already been a sitdown wee. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. It's very nice to see you. Even if you are feeling mischievous. No sit down wee yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/05/20 22:55:52]

That's sad, but strangely cats can still decipher what you've typed anyway

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Have you ever had a cat? Smileyface

Alreeeeet Jim, can you define "had" fòr me please? "

As a pet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, Jim, Ash and Lorna x

How are you all?

Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lisa. I'm great, I've got so much hair. How are you? x Smileyface

I also have a lot of hair!

Nice finger, by the way..."

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Not too bad a day.

The owner's son came in to see us, check we're ok but got in our way, didn't socially distance & was a total 'plank' throughout!

Stayed in mainly, as I overdid it slightly in sun yesterday!

Iain, you've got to stay safe.

The sun issue is fine, but it was my boss; he never believes rules include him, but are only for everyone else!

I politely excused myself, remaining well clear of him till he left.

Was it silent but violent?"

Very quietly and discreetly done! I'm professional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Ash and Jim, this is just the thread I need to perk me up. I haven't said hello in a while. I was going to have an early night like a good girl ad I'm sleep deprived, but maybe I feel like being a little naughty.

How are you both? Have I missed much? I expect there's already been a sitdown wee.

No he hasn't been for one yet lol xx"

Phew, I thought I had missed all the action!

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x

You're not!? Xx

I'm a man of the world. x

Oh are you? Xx

Yes, I know all about French kissing. What with France being part of this world. x

Oohhh and!!?? Xx

France is part of Europe. It's a nice place to visit, if it's not on strike or having a riot. x

Lol. Not the answer I was hoping for....

Oh. Stick your tongue in.

Oohh ok xx"

Where am I sticking my tongue? Xx

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hi Ash and Jim, this is just the thread I need to perk me up. I haven't said hello in a while. I was going to have an early night like a good girl ad I'm sleep deprived, but maybe I feel like being a little naughty.

How are you both? Have I missed much? I expect there's already been a sitdown wee.

No he hasn't been for one yet lol xx

Phew, I thought I had missed all the action! "

Ha ha ha think he is about too though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not too bad a day.

The owner's son came in to see us, check we're ok but got in our way, didn't socially distance & was a total 'plank' throughout!

Stayed in mainly, as I overdid it slightly in sun yesterday!

Iain, you've got to stay safe.

The sun issue is fine, but it was my boss; he never believes rules include him, but are only for everyone else!

I politely excused myself, remaining well clear of him till he left.

Was it silent but violent?

Very quietly and discreetly done! I'm professional!"

You're a good farter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x

You're not!? Xx

I'm a man of the world. x

Oh are you? Xx

Yes, I know all about French kissing. What with France being part of this world. x

Oohhh and!!?? Xx

France is part of Europe. It's a nice place to visit, if it's not on strike or having a riot. x

Lol. Not the answer I was hoping for....

Oh. Stick your tongue in.

Oohh ok xx

Where am I sticking my tongue? Xx"

In my gob! x

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Gooood evening Ash and Jim all other nocturnalers xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. You're getting double teamed tonight. x

Oohhhh I'm super excited xx

I'm not surprised. x

You're not!? Xx

I'm a man of the world. x

Oh are you? Xx

Yes, I know all about French kissing. What with France being part of this world. x

Oohhh and!!?? Xx

France is part of Europe. It's a nice place to visit, if it's not on strike or having a riot. x

Lol. Not the answer I was hoping for....

Oh. Stick your tongue in.

Oohh ok xx

Where am I sticking my tongue? Xx

In my gob! x"

Ohh ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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Lorna is going to be on talkRADIO in a few moments.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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That's sad, but strangely cats can still decipher what you've typed anyway

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Have you ever had a cat? Smileyface

Alreeeeet Jim, can you define "had" fòr me please?

As a pet."

Never,but one of my ex's dìd.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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"[Removed by poster at 07/05/20 22:55:52]

That's sad, but strangely cats can still decipher what you've typed anyway

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Have you ever had a cat? Smileyface

Alreeeeet Jim, can you define "had" fòr me please?

As a pet.

Never,but one of my ex's dìd.

*courtesy of the useless information department*"

Thank you for sharing your cat tale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorna is on talkRADIO!

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over a year ago

I have just popped up to say hello and now I am going back down below

I hope everyone is well x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

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"Lorna is going to be on talkRADIO in a few moments."

Which bit?

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"I have just popped up to say hello and now I am going back down below

I hope everyone is well x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois.

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"Lorna is going to be on talkRADIO in a few moments.

Which bit?"

Now!

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"Lorna is going to be on talkRADIO in a few moments.

Which bit?

Now!"

Live!

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lorna is going to be on talkRADIO in a few moments.

Which bit?

Now!

Live!"

You'll have to listen again online to hear Lorna.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

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"Lorna is on talkRADIO!"

Haha Duvets, love it

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"Lorna is on talkRADIO!

Haha Duvets, love it "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

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"Lorna is on talkRADIO!

Haha Duvets, love it

"

I want one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Never,but one of my ex's dìd.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

Thank you for sharing your cat tale."

Queenie started a thread sometime earlier about new laws, somehow it turned into a let's shoot cats thread

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