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Thread for the 75%

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ladies that provoke projectile vomiting on sight and can make a dick limp with a mere glimpse, this is our thread! Paper bags are available upon entry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you it worked

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hooray I've found my home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll grab the bag and hide too

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Finally a thread for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In in in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover the face and fire the base works fine!

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'd rather be in the 75%. Being in the 25% seems to much like hard work to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I'll take a bag please OP

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Count me in please. Out of paper bags though, will a mask do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rather be in the 75%. Being in the 25% seems to much like hard work to me x"

I dont think you are dump enough to be in the 25%.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In in in "

Ooh you little cheater you!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Count me in please. Out of paper bags though, will a mask do?"

As long as it covers most of your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this were we find easy women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this were we find easy women? "

Waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this were we find easy women?

Waves "

Quickie in back of my truck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this were we find easy women?

Waves

Quickie in back of my truck? "

Okay. That was good. Thank you. See you later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies that provoke projectile vomiting on sight and can make a dick limp with a mere glimpse, this is our thread! Paper bags are available upon entry."

OP, you're definitely in the 25%, you're in the wrong thread

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Noooooo! What is this nonsense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 bags just in case

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have 2 bags just in case"

In case 1 rips. Clever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 2 bags just in case

In case 1 rips. Clever!"

1 for me, 1 for them, just in case 1 falls off

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have 2 bags just in case

In case 1 rips. Clever!

1 for me, 1 for them, just in case 1 falls off"

Perfect!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A have a hessian sack. Can't be too careful.

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By *ubeeStarrXoXTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds


"I have 2 bags just in case

In case 1 rips. Clever!

1 for me, 1 for them, just in case 1 falls off"

I was just going to post this, you beat me to it xx

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"A have a hessian sack. Can't be too careful."

Is that for sandbags?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

He's apparently turned down meets from 3 of us ladies who are in the 75%.

Come on ladies, own up, who was rejected?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies that provoke projectile vomiting on sight and can make a dick limp with a mere glimpse, this is our thread! Paper bags are available upon entry."

Ah, my people. Cheers to all of you, fellow mirror breakers, receivers of morally supportive "it's what inside that counts" sentences from relatives and friends.

To all that got the losing tickets in the genetic lottery, I salute you.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A have a hessian sack. Can't be too careful.

Is that for sandbags?"

To put over my face so I don't turn you all to stone.

*Hair hisses*

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"He's apparently turned down meets from 3 of us ladies who are in the 75%.

Come on ladies, own up, who was rejected?"

Me . Twice.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"He's apparently turned down meets from 3 of us ladies who are in the 75%.

Come on ladies, own up, who was rejected?

Me . Twice."

The other one was me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I like to blindfold men. They don't need to see the horror of me naked..

I'm in

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is why I like to blindfold men. They don't need to see the horror of me naked..

I'm in "

I like to be blindfolded so I don't see the look of horror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, masks have run out so I'll take a pillow over the face, as long as they don't press down too hard

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This is why I like to blindfold men. They don't need to see the horror of me naked..

I'm in

I like to be blindfolded so I don't see the look of horror."

Double blindfold!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Ladies that provoke projectile vomiting on sight and can make a dick limp with a mere glimpse, this is our thread! Paper bags are available upon entry."

Mr favourite type of women, they're easily please and always grateful.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'm minging in real life. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do believe we try harder to compensate...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is why I like to blindfold men. They don't need to see the horror of me naked..

I'm in

I like to be blindfolded so I don't see the look of horror.

Double blindfold!"

Dark room

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm not sure if I like this thread, self deprecation is my nichè

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, masks have run out so I'll take a pillow over the face, as long as they don't press down too hard "

How about just pillow case ? They can be useful in many ways

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ladies that provoke projectile vomiting on sight and can make a dick limp with a mere glimpse, this is our thread! Paper bags are available upon entry.

Mr favourite type of women, they're easily please and always grateful."

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely belong here x

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Think i would rather be in the 75% less hassle.

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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands and West London

Yesss made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im bound to be able to pull in here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello hello HELLO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello hello HELLO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im bound to be able to pull in here..."

Way out of your league mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, masks have run out so I'll take a pillow over the face, as long as they don't press down too hard

How about just pillow case ? They can be useful in many ways "

I'm not sure just the pillow case is enough to cover my hideousness though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im bound to be able to pull in here...

Way out of your league mate! "

You're joking bud, all the desperados on this thread are going to be gantin on it like. Even a couple of charmless virgins like us will do alright. Ive been reading that book "how to pick up women"... Watch this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im bound to be able to pull in here...

Way out of your league mate!

You're joking bud, all the desperados on this thread are going to be gantin on it like. Even a couple of charmless virgins like us will do alright. Ive been reading that book "how to pick up women"... Watch this."

Tasers works well for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, masks have run out so I'll take a pillow over the face, as long as they don't press down too hard

How about just pillow case ? They can be useful in many ways

I'm not sure just the pillow case is enough to cover my hideousness though "

Who you would like to 'sit' on your face then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, masks have run out so I'll take a pillow over the face, as long as they don't press down too hard

How about just pillow case ? They can be useful in many ways

I'm not sure just the pillow case is enough to cover my hideousness though

Who you would like to 'sit' on your face then?

"

Isn't that wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, masks have run out so I'll take a pillow over the face, as long as they don't press down too hard

How about just pillow case ? They can be useful in many ways

I'm not sure just the pillow case is enough to cover my hideousness though

Who you would like to 'sit' on your face then?

"

Are you offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, masks have run out so I'll take a pillow over the face, as long as they don't press down too hard

How about just pillow case ? They can be useful in many ways

I'm not sure just the pillow case is enough to cover my hideousness though

Who you would like to 'sit' on your face then?

Isn't that wrong? "

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, masks have run out so I'll take a pillow over the face, as long as they don't press down too hard

How about just pillow case ? They can be useful in many ways

I'm not sure just the pillow case is enough to cover my hideousness though

Who you would like to 'sit' on your face then?

Are you offering "

Are you accepting? but what do I do with my face then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im bound to be able to pull in here...

Way out of your league mate!

You're joking bud, all the desperados on this thread are going to be gantin on it like. Even a couple of charmless virgins like us will do alright. Ive been reading that book "how to pick up women"... Watch this."

Hey you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im bound to be able to pull in here...

Way out of your league mate!

You're joking bud, all the desperados on this thread are going to be gantin on it like. Even a couple of charmless virgins like us will do alright. Ive been reading that book "how to pick up women"... Watch this.

Hey you "

Knew it'd work see... Get your coat love

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm not sure if I like this thread, self deprecation is my nichè "

I'm better... Uh... Worse than you

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

You don't look at the mantle piece when you poke the fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im bound to be able to pull in here...

Way out of your league mate!

You're joking bud, all the desperados on this thread are going to be gantin on it like. Even a couple of charmless virgins like us will do alright. Ive been reading that book "how to pick up women"... Watch this.

Hey you

Knew it'd work see... Get your coat love "

Woohoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At last somewhere I can fit in !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies that provoke projectile vomiting on sight and can make a dick limp with a mere glimpse, this is our thread! Paper bags are available upon entry."

This is neeeeee! Let me join you please.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Ladies that provoke projectile vomiting on sight and can make a dick limp with a mere glimpse, this is our thread! Paper bags are available upon entry.

This is neeeeee! Let me join you please. "

I think all I can say to this confusing thread is

Swans

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By *straeaWoman
over a year ago

Malton

Is it ok for me to join?? I think I may qualify lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, masks have run out so I'll take a pillow over the face, as long as they don't press down too hard

How about just pillow case ? They can be useful in many ways

I'm not sure just the pillow case is enough to cover my hideousness though

Who you would like to 'sit' on your face then?

Isn't that wrong?

Why? "

I feel suffocated!

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By *tticusukMan
over a year ago

Formby


"Ladies that provoke projectile vomiting on sight and can make a dick limp with a mere glimpse, this is our thread! Paper bags are available upon entry."

You are turning me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies that provoke projectile vomiting on sight and can make a dick limp with a mere glimpse, this is our thread! Paper bags are available upon entry.

You are turning me on "

Pictures paint a thousand words!

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