FabSwingers.com forum: Lost in the deep dark woods

By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

You were sure grannies house was left at the clearing but maybe it was right, you've taken so many turns since you can't remember the way back. Suddenly you hear the crack of a twig behind you.

You wish you were up on the moors again or maybe in the car park even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a little bit strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet this ends with dogging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This little Red Riding Hood fears no Wolf. Show yourself !

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

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over a year ago

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

When he's a famous writer you'll all want to be his mate

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Where did Benny go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where did Benny go

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

You flee the direction is not important just the need to run, it's flight or fight and right now fight is not an option. In the gloom you don't see that fallen log, suddenly you are prostate on the ground looking up...Up at the dark figure approaching

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"You flee the direction is not important just the need to run, it's flight or fight and right now fight is not an option. In the gloom you don't see that fallen log, suddenly you are prostate on the ground looking up...Up at the dark figure approaching"
Carry on, dying to know who the dark figure was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the phantom raspberry blower?

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Then you remember, it's in your rucksack, it's always there you always pack it. Old faithful of course how could you forget.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A great big gun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah my Hong Kong book of Kung fu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you dead or alive? Just looking for a clue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone order a wolf?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's got to be a mobile phone...call help

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

A beam of moonlight breaks through and cast's a ghostly light on it's visage, old faithful, yes the Toby mug with the Jimmy Nail portrait and the big red button on top.

Your chuntering Jimmy, one press of the button and crocodile shoes will let forth at 200 decibels.

The creature pauses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The suspense !!!

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

"A beam of moonlight breaks through and cast's a ghostly light on it's visage, old faithful, yes the Toby mug with the Jimmy Nail portrait and the big red button on top.

Your chuntering Jimmy, one press of the button and crocodile shoes will let forth at 200 decibels.

The creature pauses"

Ain’t no doubt about that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Did someone order a wolf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone order a wolf?

Wolf off Gladiators

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Did someone order a wolf?

Wolf off Gladiators

Are you trying to give me nightmares

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By *ob Carpe Diem OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Your chuntering Jimmy and whatever the creature was decide to go dogging in the car park leaving you alone in the deep dark woods rueing the fact that you plagarised one of the most original commentors on the Guardians you are the ref series.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone order a wolf?

Wolf off Gladiators

Are you trying to give me nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hungry like the wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your chuntering Jimmy and whatever the creature was decide to go dogging in the car park leaving you alone in the deep dark woods rueing the fact that you plagarised one of the most original commentors on the Guardians you are the ref series."

That killed my erection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf by name and wolf on my back..tattoo

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