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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Say something random for no reason what so ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something random

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wibble wobble

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By *oom Bang a BangMan
over a year ago

Watford

Cheese.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Windscreen fell on Barbara lighthouse and gave her sniffles... now she is pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please be aware of the forum rules before posting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuff piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carol Baskin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My fingers smell of beef monster munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raaaahhhhhh

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

May I park my unicycle in your toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas

X

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Excuse me but are they my dentures you’re wearing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fingers smell of beef monster munch "

Harlot !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and cherries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham egg and chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoonbeef

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

Recidivist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like pumpkin seeds x Viv x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Why arnt blueberries blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the Tories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with beards are just people without beards, but with beards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with beards are just people without beards, but with beards"

I don’t like beards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy New Year

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Arsepipes titty twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Merry Christmas

X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with beards are just people without beards, but with beards

I don’t like beards "

People without are beards are just people with beards, but without a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Why arnt blueberries blue "

They are when you cook with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with beards are just people without beards, but with beards

I don’t like beards

People without are beards are just people with beards, but without a beard"

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Y are strawberries made of straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the day I don't believe in ghosts.

At night I become a bit more open minded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teapot

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

We are not alone we have killer foxes running around our gardens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don’t I tan evenly?

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arsepipes titty twat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese and cherries"

You have a ladder going up your tights. Should I climb up it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rambunctious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man nipples are pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word ambiguous o ly has one meaning

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Corking norks Petunia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don’t I tan evenly? "

That'll be the tights again

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity


"Carol Baskin"

I watched Louis Theroux’s docu on Joe Exotic from 2011. I couldn’t believe what USA residents keep in terms of exotic pets. It was really sad.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I want a carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TEIAM—problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found it funny when Americans were queuing up to buy guns to fight the coronavirus

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Then the archbishop said ‘I’m not taking another 68 of those’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carol Baskin

I watched Louis Theroux’s docu on Joe Exotic from 2011. I couldn’t believe what USA residents keep in terms of exotic pets. It was really sad. "

Sadder than Joe Exotic?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Man nipples are pointless "

But I like to play with them

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"I want a carrot "

I want a message from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don’t I tan evenly?

That'll be the tights again "

I hardly ever wear tights...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man nipples are pointless "

Noooo I like them

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Moelfre

Stasis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My handwriting when I type is the same type as yours

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"I want a carrot

I want a message from you "

Message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks like another one today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Bazinga

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOPE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't type qwerty with my forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GAZEBO.

GAZEBO GA ZE BO

Makes me smile saying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be your toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tangent

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Twist my nipples and call me Judy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave a 10 inch cock ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next to reply wants my babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish women would just stop fucking telling me to go deeper.. If I could I would.

You don't hear me saying tighter!

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Copulating rectums,I don't swear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often hear my neighbours having sex. Their sex life is so good, even I have a cigarette afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hope my first daughter is a baby girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my first daughter is a baby girl"

I hope you're the mother of your first daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 ears but I dont have a nose. I lost it after a terrible accident when I stuck it in someone else's business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ball nugget, that is all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope my first daughter is a baby girl

I hope you're the mother of your first daughter."

So do I PoppsIt won't be fir a long time though as i have sex at night while the sperm are sleeping so i don't get pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottomhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my first daughter is a baby girl

I hope you're the mother of your first daughter.

So do I PoppsIt won't be fir a long time though as i have sex at night while the sperm are sleeping so i don't get pregnant "

Clever girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope my first daughter is a baby girl

I hope you're the mother of your first daughter.

So do I PoppsIt won't be fir a long time though as i have sex at night while the sperm are sleeping so i don't get pregnant

Clever girl."

Now all I need is you lot to stop eating all the buffaloes wings as they no longer have any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my first daughter is a baby girl

I hope you're the mother of your first daughter.

So do I PoppsIt won't be fir a long time though as i have sex at night while the sperm are sleeping so i don't get pregnant

Clever girl.

Now all I need is you lot to stop eating all the buffaloes wings as they no longer have any "

I almost lived in Buffalo, but I didn't go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope my first daughter is a baby girl

I hope you're the mother of your first daughter.

So do I PoppsIt won't be fir a long time though as i have sex at night while the sperm are sleeping so i don't get pregnant

Clever girl.

Now all I need is you lot to stop eating all the buffaloes wings as they no longer have any

I almost lived in Buffalo, but I didn't go."

I could of moved to York but I didn't have a passport then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my first daughter is a baby girl

I hope you're the mother of your first daughter.

So do I PoppsIt won't be fir a long time though as i have sex at night while the sperm are sleeping so i don't get pregnant

Clever girl.

Now all I need is you lot to stop eating all the buffaloes wings as they no longer have any

I almost lived in Buffalo, but I didn't go.

I could of moved to York but I didn't have a passport then "

You could have sailed there illegally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satsumas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

half past three up pass the ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south


"Willy "

In my hand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dusty windows

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Knickerbockers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Willy

In my hand x"

Free willy

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Quantitative easing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your only supposed to blow the ****** doors off

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Monkey tennis.

Sniff my cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Tomasz Schafernakers hair.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I considered joining a navy once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PLUNGE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random"

That's the most random thing I've read on this say something random thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random

That's the most random thing I've read on this say something random thread."

I am quite randomly creative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random

That's the most random thing I've read on this say something random thread.

I am quite randomly creative "

Yes.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Resistance is futile!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

The direct translation of Penguin in Mandarin is "business goose".

Which makes me very happy for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope my first daughter is a baby girl

I hope you're the mother of your first daughter.

So do I PoppsIt won't be fir a long time though as i have sex at night while the sperm are sleeping so i don't get pregnant

Clever girl.

Now all I need is you lot to stop eating all the buffaloes wings as they no longer have any

I almost lived in Buffalo, but I didn't go.

I could of moved to York but I didn't have a passport then

You could have sailed there illegally."

I fell out with Kerry and Tina as they grassed me up for sneaking into my house months ago so I no longer have any whores for my boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm

An

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world ain't all sunshine and s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope my first daughter is a baby girl

I hope you're the mother of your first daughter.

So do I PoppsIt won't be fir a long time though as i have sex at night while the sperm are sleeping so i don't get pregnant

Clever girl.

Now all I need is you lot to stop eating all the buffaloes wings as they no longer have any

I almost lived in Buffalo, but I didn't go.

I could of moved to York but I didn't have a passport then

You could have sailed there illegally.

I fell out with Kerry and Tina as they grassed me up for sneaking into my house months ago so I no longer have any whores for my boat "

You'll not find any whores anytime soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corn Flakes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Discombobulative

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Seventeen million three hundred and twenty nine thousand one hundred and eleven point four one one one three one two one seven three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seventeen million three hundred and twenty nine thousand one hundred and eleven point four one one one three one two one seven three

"

I reckon this is what you bench in lbs

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Lick!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

filo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese waffle on squirt toast

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I still want a carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t believe it’s not butter is not butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the walrus.

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