FabSwingers.com forum: Keys in the pot

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who else is playing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you’re a 75%er though I might put them back and have another go

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Yes. I’ve scribbled out Volkswagen and written on Ferrari, just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. I’ve scribbled out Volkswagen and written on Ferrari, just in case

Women aren’t that shallow they wouldn’t fuck a VW driver are they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on I'm in"

Do you drive a VW?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Yes. I’ve scribbled out Volkswagen and written on Ferrari, just in case

Women aren’t that shallow they wouldn’t fuck a VW driver are they?

Now I look harder the Volkswagen badge is stuck over where it says Dacia.

I’m better off writing Raleigh Chopper on there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. I’ve scribbled out Volkswagen and written on Ferrari, just in case

Women aren’t that shallow they wouldn’t fuck a VW driver are they?

Now I look harder the Volkswagen badge is stuck over where it says Dacia.

I’m better off writing Raleigh Chopper on there

I see your problem here. I’d just remove all badges which then adds to the element of surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s a cock fest at the moment. There’ll be some lady VW drivers here shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To paraphrase Bruce, when you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m definitely a lady but don’t drive a VW! I might keep my keys in my bag as I want them back. But I’m in!!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in but I’ll use the Harley keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it was a VW Phaeton W12?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a VW money box

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I use a radiator key

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I have VW flower pot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To paraphrase Bruce, when you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend"

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify "

You’re in. Get yer kit off and enter the red room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m definitely a lady but don’t drive a VW! I might keep my keys in my bag as I want them back. But I’m in!! "

You might not get your knickers back though. You may enter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine? "

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am in but I’ll use the Harley keys"

4 is more brother

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By *aytay987Man
over a year ago

I don’t get the rules...

but can I be in??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if it was a VW Phaeton W12?"

It’s not the size, it’s the motion of the ocean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I use a radiator key "

Use any key you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify "

I don't get it ether

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By *ack-offMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

Chances are I’m getting a mans key so I will pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a VW money box

I’ve seen your money box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I use a radiator key "

Or the key to my

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Can i play too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have VW flower pot"

You’re already in, now forget your flower pot and get your lady garden out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t get the rules...

but can I be in??"

You don’t know the rules of keys in the pot????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, can I have a blue room though, red is a bit cross for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?"

Your wish is my command

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?

Your wish is my command

Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify

I don't get it ether

Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chances are I’m getting a mans key so I will pass

Brother if no eye contact is made it doesn’t count

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i play too? "

Booby you’re in. I’ll overlook you’re from Wigan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in, can I have a blue room though, red is a bit cross for me "

Oh you want to play now you’ve finished with sparkles. Get yer arse in the blue room and hurry up.

* Slaps arse as she walks past

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Why the reluctance to explain the rules? You’ve been asked several times.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Can i play too?

Booby you’re in. I’ll overlook you’re from Wigan

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?

Your wish is my command

Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though "

Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging

Ps mines got a Jag badge

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

I'll stick with the car...anyone here got an M3?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why the reluctance to explain the rules? You’ve been asked several times. "

Sorry Dad. Look up there ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who else is playing?

That depends. Have you got pampas grass growing in your front garden?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify

I don't get it ether

Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???

Nope but I’m a quick learner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who else is playing?

That depends. Have you got pampas grass growing in your front garden?"

This man is with it!! You’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?

Your wish is my command

Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though

Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging

Ps mines got a Jag badge

Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pick 2?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify

I don't get it ether

Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???

Nope but I’m a quick learner "

Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who else is playing?

That depends. Have you got pampas grass growing in your front garden?

This man is with it!! You’re in

Right on brother. One set of rusty ford transit keys are goin in the pot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?

Your wish is my command

Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though

Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging

Ps mines got a Jag badge

Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please "

You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)

I wonder on here at times I really do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I pick 2?"

After you’ve had your first go yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?

Your wish is my command

Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though

Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging

Ps mines got a Jag badge

Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please

You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)

I wonder on here at times I really do

Ok. I closed my eyes. I’ve got her keys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who else is playing?

That depends. Have you got pampas grass growing in your front garden?

This man is with it!! You’re in

Right on brother. One set of rusty ford transit keys are goin in the pot!"

We’re all equal in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?

Your wish is my command

Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though

Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging

Ps mines got a Jag badge

Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please

You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)

I wonder on here at times I really do

Ok. I closed my eyes. I’ve got her keys. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?

Your wish is my command

Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though

Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging

Ps mines got a Jag badge

Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please

You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)

I wonder on here at times I really do

Ok. I closed my eyes. I’ve got her keys. "

Now go and make out with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m definitely a lady but don’t drive a VW! I might keep my keys in my bag as I want them back. But I’m in!!

You might not get your knickers back though. You may enter

If you are involved no knickers will be on!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m definitely a lady but don’t drive a VW! I might keep my keys in my bag as I want them back. But I’m in!!

You might not get your knickers back though. You may enter

If you are involved no knickers will be on!!

Is remarkably the correct answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?

Your wish is my command

Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though

Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging

Ps mines got a Jag badge

Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please

You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)

I wonder on here at times I really do

Ok. I closed my eyes. I’ve got her keys.

Now go and make out with her

Make out

. Shall I let you know which base I get to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?

Your wish is my command

Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though

Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging

Ps mines got a Jag badge

Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please

You can’t say I’ll have Xx’s keys. You just bloody pick a set out (eyes closed)

I wonder on here at times I really do

Ok. I closed my eyes. I’ve got her keys.

Now go and make out with her

Make out

. Shall I let you know which base I get to?"

No need, I’ll see it on camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose run off with my keys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whose run off with my keys

Nora. She’s in the blue room with Hippychick. They won’t be long

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

This could be fun; how does one play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in, can I have a blue room though, red is a bit cross for me

Oh you want to play now you’ve finished with sparkles. Get yer arse in the blue room and hurry up.

* Slaps arse as she walks past

I think you'll find you were invited to a threesome with me and sparkles and you didn't turn up. So rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get to pick the keys for a better car than mine?

Yes, and even maybe a better stud

Can I keep my car but have a stud please?

Your wish is my command

Thanks. I still don’t understand the game though

Jebesus pull someone’s bloody key out the pot and that’s who you’re shagging

Ps mines got a Jag badge

Ok I’ll have hippychicks keys please "

Oh goodie

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify

I don't get it ether

Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???

Nope but I’m a quick learner

Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with

I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.

Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This could be fun; how does one play?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in, can I have a blue room though, red is a bit cross for me

Oh you want to play now you’ve finished with sparkles. Get yer arse in the blue room and hurry up.

* Slaps arse as she walks past

I think you'll find you were invited to a threesome with me and sparkles and you didn't turn up. So rude! "

WHAT!!!!! I’m on my way

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By *ockandspoonCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Will a houes key do as I don't drive, but my hubby is a vw driver x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't got a car

You have a front door though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify

I don't get it ether

Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???

Nope but I’m a quick learner

Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with

I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.

Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs. "

That’ll be F&B you lucky girl. He does like anus I must warn you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will a houes key do as I don't drive, but my hubby is a vw driver x "

Of course. Get your arse in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in, can I have a blue room though, red is a bit cross for me

Oh you want to play now you’ve finished with sparkles. Get yer arse in the blue room and hurry up.

* Slaps arse as she walks past

I think you'll find you were invited to a threesome with me and sparkles and you didn't turn up. So rude!

WHAT!!!!! I’m on my way

Pfft, you missed it, we had fun and we talked about you at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got a car

You have a front door though

Only front, not back

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify

I don't get it ether

Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???

Nope but I’m a quick learner

Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with

I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.

Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs.

That’ll be F&B you lucky girl. He does like anus I must warn you

Right! Where is he? Will stick the carrot in his anus.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"This could be fun; how does one play?

Game on!

I'll grab a nice big bunch, with a fancy leather car keyring..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in, can I have a blue room though, red is a bit cross for me

Oh you want to play now you’ve finished with sparkles. Get yer arse in the blue room and hurry up.

* Slaps arse as she walks past

I think you'll find you were invited to a threesome with me and sparkles and you didn't turn up. So rude!

WHAT!!!!! I’m on my way

Pfft, you missed it, we had fun and we talked about you at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't got a car

You have a front door though

Only front, not back

Ooffftttt

you’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify

I don't get it ether

Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???

Nope but I’m a quick learner

Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with

I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.

Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs.

That’ll be F&B you lucky girl. He does like anus I must warn you

Right! Where is he? Will stick the carrot in his anus.

He will love that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I use a radiator key

Or the key to my

You know what ones to pick then

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify

I don't get it ether

Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???

Nope but I’m a quick learner

Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with

I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.

Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs.

That’ll be F&B you lucky girl. He does like anus I must warn you

Right! Where is he? Will stick the carrot in his anus.

He will love that

Told you I’m a quick learner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This could be fun; how does one play?

Game on!

I'll grab a nice big bunch, with a fancy leather car keyring.."

You’ve got Adam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I use a radiator key

Or the key to my

You know what ones to pick then

The one with the clover on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t understand the rules of this game. Please clarify

I don't get it ether

Call yerself bloody swingers huh. You must have played keys in the pot before???

Nope but I’m a quick learner

Pick a set of keys out of the pot and that’s who your............ fornicating with

I picked one, keys attached to a tiny metal willy, plastic carrot and Eiffel Tower keyrings.

Who is this? I’ve already stripped down waiting, keys are in between my boobs.

That’ll be F&B you lucky girl. He does like anus I must warn you

Right! Where is he? Will stick the carrot in his anus.

He will love that

Told you I’m a quick learner "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got a car

You have a front door though

Only front, not back

Ooffftttt

you’re in

There's no escape from the back

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"This could be fun; how does one play?

Game on!

I'll grab a nice big bunch, with a fancy leather car keyring..

You’ve got Adam

Oooft!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't got a car

You have a front door though

Only front, not back

Ooffftttt

you’re in

There's no escape from the back

I’ll have first go of that then

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I use a radiator key

Or the key to my

You know what ones to pick then

The one with the clover on

No the one with the ten different Holy key rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got a car

You have a front door though

Only front, not back

Ooffftttt

you’re in

There's no escape from the back

I’ll have first go of that then

Be my guest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I use a radiator key

Or the key to my

You know what ones to pick then

The one with the clover on

No the one with the ten different Holy key rings

Holy key ring? Bless you my child

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't got a car

You have a front door though

Only front, not back

Ooffftttt

you’re in

There's no escape from the back

I’ll have first go of that then

Be my guest

2 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I use a radiator key "
.

What the hell what if the rads need bleeding all of a sudden. Can you live with a slightly warm patch, jebus.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I use a radiator key .

What the hell what if the rads need bleeding all of a sudden. Can you live with a slightly warm patch, jebus. "

Who calls them rads

Everyone has at least two of those keys as they keep getting lost

if it really bothers you il use the keys for the cement mixer instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No , you cant have my keys !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I use a radiator key .

What the hell what if the rads need bleeding all of a sudden. Can you live with a slightly warm patch, jebus.

Who calls them rads

Everyone has at least two of those keys as they keep getting lost

if it really bothers you il use the keys for the cement mixer instead

Much better. Master tradesmen call them rads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. I’ve scribbled out Volkswagen and written on Ferrari, just in case

Women aren’t that shallow they wouldn’t fuck a VW driver are they?

It’s ok, tell them you’ve got a Bentley, same key

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No , you cant have my keys !"

Not even the ones to your knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What type of pot are we looking at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No , you cant have my keys !

Not even the ones to your knickers?

What knickers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen my van keys? Im going to the offy to fetch a bottle of rum...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I use a radiator key .

What the hell what if the rads need bleeding all of a sudden. Can you live with a slightly warm patch, jebus.

Who calls them rads

Everyone has at least two of those keys as they keep getting lost

if it really bothers you il use the keys for the cement mixer instead

Much better. Master tradesmen call them rads.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Anyone seen my van keys? Im going to the offy to fetch a bottle of rum..."

Did you check down your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen my van keys? Im going to the offy to fetch a bottle of rum...

Did you check down your pants "

Im not wearing any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What type of pot are we looking at? "

It’s more of a fruit bowl than pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of pot are we looking at?

It’s more of a fruit bowl than pot "

Slightly disappointed but OK my keys are in, I've left the house key on so whoever wins it they can fight the ex for it.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What type of pot are we looking at?

It’s more of a fruit bowl than pot

Slightly disappointed but OK my keys are in, I've left the house key on so whoever wins it they can fight the ex for it. "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Postbox key is in

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Anyone seen my van keys? Im going to the offy to fetch a bottle of rum...

Did you check down your pants

Im not wearing any

Must be so uncomfortable

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

someone using my keys without including me.

I want my keys back! late for a dinner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seen my van keys? Im going to the offy to fetch a bottle of rum...

Did you check down your pants

Im not wearing any

Must be so uncomfortable

Nah its good to have some air circulating. Stops them going septic...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Postbox key is in "

Blue or red room?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"someone using my keys without including me.

I want my keys back! late for a dinner..."

No you're not. Here eat this

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Postbox key is in

Blue or red room? "

Has to be blue, would prefer white though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Postbox key is in

Blue or red room?

Has to be blue, would prefer white though "

Blue it is. Nobody is white enough on here to justify a white room. Put your knickers on the door knob when you enter please

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Postbox key is in

Blue or red room?

Has to be blue, would prefer white though

Blue it is. Nobody is white enough on here to justify a white room. Put your knickers on the door knob when you enter please

Shame the white rooms normally have some great padding for that added comfort and I’m sure many could make use of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Postbox key is in

Blue or red room?

Has to be blue, would prefer white though

Blue it is. Nobody is white enough on here to justify a white room. Put your knickers on the door knob when you enter please

Shame the white rooms normally have some great padding for that added comfort and I’m sure many could make use of them

You won’t be getting ‘comfortable’ in the blue room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a VW money box

I’ve seen your money box

It’s upstairs in my house-so I doubt it very much

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"someone using my keys without including me.

I want my keys back! late for a dinner...

No you're not. Here eat this

Well I missed the dinner anyway, stuck me with deserts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a VW money box

I’ve seen your money box

It’s upstairs in my house-so I doubt it very much

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over a year ago

"someone using my keys without including me.

I want my keys back! late for a dinner...

No you're not. Here eat this

Well I missed the dinner anyway, stuck me with deserts

Well this dessert you deserve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a VW money box

I’ve seen your money box

It’s upstairs in my house-so I doubt it very much

Have you been upstairs here? I’ve forgotten

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a VW money box

I’ve seen your money box

It’s upstairs in my house-so I doubt it very much

Have you been upstairs here? I’ve forgotten

That’s alka seltzer that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whose run off with my keys

Nora. She’s in the blue room with Hippychick. They won’t be long

Own up, which one of you has pinched me ride ??

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm in, someone's in for a shock when they pull the keys to my pink mini out and end up with me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. I have a Mercedes CLA and on a side note it is too low for me. I moan and groan getting out. If anyone has an ice SUV we can swap for more than just tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No keys....I'll just throw this screwdriver in.

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