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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.

So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??

When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.

So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??

When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.

"

Gloves can be a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh crikey yes, my hands look really old in pictures and even mý elbows were all creased up today!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think we all have old looking hands at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought 99 was the age limit on fab....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all the hand washing. My skin is turning to bark.

I got wood but not in a good way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all the hand washing. My skin is turning to bark.

I got wood but not in a good way!"

Try Aloe Vera....

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.

So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??

When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.

Gloves can be a good look"

Mittens not so much

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Yes, I have played with every walk of life (almost) even women with 137 year old hands x

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Oh crikey yes, my hands look really old in pictures and even mý elbows were all creased up today! "

Don't start me on elbows.Mine need ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh crikey yes, my hands look really old in pictures and even mý elbows were all creased up today!

Don't start me on elbows.Mine need ironing "

I was horrified, I already have to take pictures with my arms above my head to hold my boobs up, and now need to keep them there to iron out the elbows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all the hand washing. My skin is turning to bark.

I got wood but not in a good way!

Try Aloe Vera...."

Vera has terrible hands!

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

So true!! My nails are bendy and peeling too...and I’m back on normal handwashing now I’m so home based...so what’s that all about?! My daughter told me my hands were ‘crunchy’ today! I had just changed my first bicycle inner tube and had scrubbed off loads of oil with washing up liquid and a nail brush, so she had a point lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as your minge doesnt look 127 years old, I'd still pump ye!

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"Oh crikey yes, my hands look really old in pictures and even mý elbows were all creased up today!

Don't start me on elbows.Mine need ironing

I was horrified, I already have to take pictures with my arms above my head to hold my boobs up, and now need to keep them there to iron out the elbows! "

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

This is a bizarre post. Was looking at some recent pics of me just now prior to coming on forums and saying ewwww no, I can't post pics with those hands! Why have all our hands gone old! It's a covid conspiracy. We need to inform Doctor Who.

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By *ticky 69Man
over a year ago

Stirling


"Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.

So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??

When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.

"

Aren't you being a bit hard on yourself? Your right hand appears in one of your photos and it looks youthful to me. Perhaps all the pandemic handwashing has taken its toll, so perhaps your hands would benefit from some regular tlc. Not sure what that might involve but would suggest you start with handcream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will take that!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think being indoors more is making my skin drier in general.

And the hand washing in particular. My dermatitis is flaring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.

So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??

When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.

"
mine have always looked old and crinkly

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I think we all have old looking hands at the moment!"

Mine look like I'm breaking them in for one of the Golden Girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but only if you blindfold me and can do a good impression of Dot Cotton

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I think we all have old looking hands at the moment!

Mine look like I'm breaking them in for one of the Golden Girls "

My skin isn't breaking at the moment. Result.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Oh crikey yes, my hands look really old in pictures and even mý elbows were all creased up today!

Don't start me on elbows.Mine need ironing

I was horrified, I already have to take pictures with my arms above my head to hold my boobs up, and now need to keep them there to iron out the elbows! "

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.

So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??

When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.

"

I looked on your profile your hands look fine to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as your minge doesnt look 127 years old, I'd still pump ye! "

How could you tell?

Theres a lady who is older (well, older than me) who posts pussy pics that get on hot photos all the time, and has a "youthful looking" pussy!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What hand creams are people using?

I'm a big fan of Soap and Glory Hand Food

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"So true!! My nails are bendy and peeling too...and I’m back on normal handwashing now I’m so home based...so what’s that all about?! My daughter told me my hands were ‘crunchy’ today! I had just changed my first bicycle inner tube and had scrubbed off loads of oil with washing up liquid and a nail brush, so she had a point lol!!"

Crunchy hands! Love it.

My kid told me I has tits like potatoes so you're winning

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"As long as your minge doesnt look 127 years old, I'd still pump ye! "

Nah, minge is fine, one careful lady owner

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If you're 127 year old hands don't mind holding my 139 year old ones OP then we could well have a match

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Yes but only if you blindfold me and can do a good impression of Dot Cotton"

Kinky Eastenders Role Play! I'm in!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Depends , if foreplay consisted of a hand job that was akin to be lubricated with sandpaper, then probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What hand creams are people using?

I'm a big fan of Soap and Glory Hand Food"

Body Shop Hemp

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I was having this problem, but I found a fantastic hand cream by accident (adding something cheap to my Holland & Barratt order to push it over the free delivery threshold (and it was in the buy one, get one for a penny offer )

Dr Organic royal jelly anti-aging hand and nail cream.

It's so good I'm going to try some of their other products

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she is steady why not. Even if she isn't anyway. I am easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they arthritic ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we fucking the hands or fanny?

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By * D 777Man
over a year ago

bathgate

I'm sure they can be put to good use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For starters i wouldn't fuck a woman with my hands and they don't look that old anyway, thanks very much.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

The Body Shop hemp hand protector, thank me later.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool


"Are we fucking the hands or fanny? "
You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you’re stoking the fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another vote for hemp cream.. but how about soaking then in warm oil with capsule of vit e broken in and popping cotton gloves on for a night time. Grandmas ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we fucking the hands or fanny? You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you’re stoking the fire! "

How could anyone possibly ignore your mantlepiece?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The extra friction could be useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just looked at my hands,and they look 127! Lockdown has not been kind.I now have the hands of Joan Collins.

So...million dollar question... would you fuck a woman with really ancient Hands of Doom??

When they raise the barricades again I may have to wear elbow length opera gloves for all future occasions.

"
no sorry old hands that do dishes aren't as soft as a fairies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we fucking the hands or fanny? You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you’re stoking the fire!

How could anyone possibly ignore your mantlepiece? "

Or the muffins?

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

I tend to concentrate on how the hands feel when they go to work on me. Not how they look...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t old hands also be experienced hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as your minge doesnt look 127 years old, I'd still pump ye! "

Prize winning answer. I believe the majority of guys thought this when they read the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as your minge doesnt look 127 years old, I'd still pump ye!

Prize winning answer. I believe the majority of guys thought this when they read the op "

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"If you're 127 year old hands don't mind holding my 139 year old ones OP then we could well have a match "

Aah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They might make my cock look less wrinkly....

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

No one looks at hands during sex. You’ll be fine. I doubt they look that old anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will, but you'll have to keep your marigolds on.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I was having this problem, but I found a fantastic hand cream by accident (adding something cheap to my Holland & Barratt order to push it over the free delivery threshold (and it was in the buy one, get one for a penny offer )

Dr Organic royal jelly anti-aging hand and nail cream.

It's so good I'm going to try some of their other products "

Ooh this sounds worth a try

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

Soft,supple,smooth hands.

Mine have never looked my age.. and will never.

Water water is the key...

Groomed as manicured by myself....

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

Soft,supple,smooth hands.

Mine have never looked my age.. and will never.

Water water is the key...

Groomed as manicured by myself....

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The Body Shop hemp hand protector, thank me later."

Do I smoke it or rub it in?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"If you're 127 year old hands don't mind holding my 139 year old ones OP then we could well have a match

Aah "

Mind you if I confuse your and you're again they have permission to slap me too

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Will you wank me off in said gloves OP?

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham


"So true!! My nails are bendy and peeling too...and I’m back on normal handwashing now I’m so home based...so what’s that all about?! My daughter told me my hands were ‘crunchy’ today! I had just changed my first bicycle inner tube and had scrubbed off loads of oil with washing up liquid and a nail brush, so she had a point lol!!

Crunchy hands! Love it.

My kid told me I has tits like potatoes so you're winning "

Potatoes...I like that! Round, firm and a comfort food!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well men have really old looking ball bags don't they and we have to put up with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well men have really old looking ball bags don't they and we have to put up with that "

. Well said

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I didn't realise how ropey my hands were until I started using Bio oil to lighten a burn scar. The scar is ever present but my hands are less haggard. Sort of win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well men have really old looking ball bags don't they and we have to put up with that "

Ball bags like Rab C Nesbitts forehead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well men have really old looking ball bags don't they and we have to put up with that

. Well said "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Well men have really old looking ball bags don't they and we have to put up with that "

Err my ball bag is nice and smooth thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well men have really old looking ball bags don't they and we have to put up with that

Err my ball bag is nice and smooth thank you very much "

Only because you just shaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer I would I’m not fucking there hand but if they wanted to give me a hand job I would close my eyes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wanked someone off in the bath they’d just think you have wrinkly fingers.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Well men have really old looking ball bags don't they and we have to put up with that

Err my ball bag is nice and smooth thank you very much

Only because you just shaved "

Plucked. There’s a difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have really ancient hands of doom.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a limited daily supply of my own brand of hand cream. If you would like to try some one day whenever just let me know and I'll make you an appointment. It goes all over my hands regularily and they look youthful - it must be full of vitamins?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The extra friction could be useful "

Every cloud

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Got any silk gloves?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Wouldn’t old hands also be experienced hands"

Wise man , good answer

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"They might make my cock look less wrinkly...."

That made me laugh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The extra friction could be useful

Every cloud "

Mmm. Sandpaper

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Get yourself some dove rich nourishment. Small pot, but use sparingly or your won't be able to pick anything up for the rest of the evening.

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By *wickermanMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Wouldn’t old hands also be experienced hands

Wise man , good answer "

Wearing silk opera gloves, oh hell yes

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I will, but you'll have to keep your marigolds on."

Again?

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By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

When we finally get out of lockdown that will be the least of our worries and as we all will be walking round with gloves masks and safety glasses on the hard part will be getting these 2 metre cock extenders on! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will, but you'll have to keep your marigolds on.

Again? "

...and again!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I hope sp, my hands are really showing my age, plus several more years.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"I hope sp, my hands are really showing my age, plus several more years."

* I hope so

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Soft,supple,smooth hands.

Mine have never looked my age.. and will never.

Water water is the key...

Groomed as manicured by myself....

"

I doff my cap to you and your ageless hands, Modam

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