FabSwingers.com forum: Laws you would change

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The legal drinking age.

Make it sixteen. Yolo

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Tory hunting

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Make it easier to obtain, and carry a firearm.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

To post only one thread per week..

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By *orchOliverMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Open nudism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mandatory life sentences for murderers, r4pists.

Much harsher jail sentences for animal cruelty crimes

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Surely crimes against women worse than crimes against wild animals ?

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Mandatory life sentences for murderers, r4pists.

Much harsher jail sentences for animal cruelty crimes"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mandatory life sentences for murderers, r4pists.

Much harsher jail sentences for animal cruelty crimes"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Open nudism"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely crimes against women worse than crimes against wild animals ?"

I'm assuming that's a comment to my post.

Where did I draw any comparison between the two?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Burglers should be jailed for life imo

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Zero tolerance on drinking and driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Domestic violence and violence against kids will have harsher punishments!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle lane hoggers be shot on sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Domestic abusers should spontaneously combust.

More bank holidays

Day off paid on your birthday

Roads should have mot.. My car has to be roadworthy.. But the roads are not car worthy.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Domestic abusers should spontaneously combust.

More bank holidays

Day off paid on your birthday

Roads should have mot.. My car has to be roadworthy.. But the roads are not car worthy.

Agreed and by abusers we mean male and female

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land"
people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laws you would change"

Definitely a lot of those that allow big companies to underpay their employees.

Also the ones that allow "creative finance" and other ways to legally scam people out of their money.

Legalize some drugs. Free education. And I'll stop here before my forum post becomes a full fledged political program.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing."

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexual abusers of any kind to be burnt at the steak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Class cats as vermin except those domesticated and live in homes or walked on a lead..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Domestic abusers should spontaneously combust.

More bank holidays

Day off paid on your birthday

Roads should have mot.. My car has to be roadworthy.. But the roads are not car worthy.

All of this, yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!"

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Domestic abusers should spontaneously combust.

More bank holidays

Day off paid on your birthday

Roads should have mot.. My car has to be roadworthy.. But the roads are not car worthy.

Agreed and by abusers we mean male and female "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it."

WOW

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it."

Same

But I think they’d get me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it.

WOW"

I'm only being honest. There are certain individuals that have crossed my path in life....and I would enjoy ending theirs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would outlaw the current governing.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it.

WOW

I'm only being honest. There are certain individuals that have crossed my path in life....and I would enjoy ending theirs!"

You would kill another human being ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it.

WOW

I'm only being honest. There are certain individuals that have crossed my path in life....and I would enjoy ending theirs!

You would kill another human being ?"

Respect his law, no one argued with yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it.

WOW

I'm only being honest. There are certain individuals that have crossed my path in life....and I would enjoy ending theirs!

You would kill another human being ?"

If it was legal? Absolutely!

Not for fun but because I felt they deserved it. 2 I would take my time with and another 2 I'd end quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone’s on your property illegally you can do what the fuck you want to them whether they’re armed or not.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it.

WOW

I'm only being honest. There are certain individuals that have crossed my path in life....and I would enjoy ending theirs!

You would kill another human being ?

If it was legal? Absolutely!

Not for fun but because I felt they deserved it. 2 I would take my time with and another 2 I'd end quickly."

Remind me never to break into your property

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"If someone’s on your property illegally you can do what the fuck you want to them whether they’re armed or not. "

Remind me never to break into your caravan x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stop in the middle of an aisle in a shopping mall or supermarket would be targeted by snipers. For a first offence the sniper would aim for the kneecaps. A second offence is shoot to kill.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land .. "
so you would hurt an animal for doing what's in its nature?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone’s on your property illegally you can do what the fuck you want to them whether they’re armed or not.

Remind me never to break into your caravan x"

Damn right. Mess with me, mess with the whole trailer park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexual abusers of any kind to be burnt at the steak! "

A t bone?

I think they should be emasculated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the price of alcohol the same in the supermarkets as it is in the pubs.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"If someone’s on your property illegally you can do what the fuck you want to them whether they’re armed or not.

Remind me never to break into your caravan x

Damn right. Mess with me, mess with the whole trailer park. "

Trailer park? Are you in the USA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land .. "

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tory hunting

Leftie hunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone’s on your property illegally you can do what the fuck you want to them whether they’re armed or not.

Remind me never to break into your caravan x

Damn right. Mess with me, mess with the whole trailer park. "

I think Ive watched that film

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If someone’s on your property illegally you can do what the fuck you want to them whether they’re armed or not.

Remind me never to break into your caravan x

Damn right. Mess with me, mess with the whole trailer park.

Trailer park? Are you in the USA"

Stop questioning everyone’s laws!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is an animal that needs beating its a a cat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it.

WOW

I'm only being honest. There are certain individuals that have crossed my path in life....and I would enjoy ending theirs!

You would kill another human being ?

If it was legal? Absolutely!

Not for fun but because I felt they deserved it. 2 I would take my time with and another 2 I'd end quickly.

Remind me never to break into your property "

I'd only break your legs for that. Youd have to do a lot worse for me to want to kill you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tory hunting

Leftie hunting "

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously."

What about cats that shit on your lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone’s on your property illegally you can do what the fuck you want to them whether they’re armed or not.

Remind me never to break into your caravan x

Damn right. Mess with me, mess with the whole trailer park.

I think Ive watched that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there is an animal that needs beating its a a cat..."

Wtf? A) thats not a law change and B) its an animal- why would you want to hurt it?

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Trespassers will be pursecuted and cat haters will be hung drawn and quartered or simply sliced and diced, haven't made my mind up on that one yet.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it.

WOW

I'm only being honest. There are certain individuals that have crossed my path in life....and I would enjoy ending theirs!

You would kill another human being ?

If it was legal? Absolutely!

Not for fun but because I felt they deserved it. 2 I would take my time with and another 2 I'd end quickly.

Remind me never to break into your property

I'd only break your legs for that. Youd have to do a lot worse for me to want to kill you.

What could be worse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there is an animal that needs beating its a a cat..."

. I detest cats but I wouldn’t want them hurt!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Trespassers will be pursecuted and cat haters will be hung drawn and quartered or simply sliced and diced, haven't made my mind up on that one yet.

I like cats.. just hate their shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn "

I have 5 cats. I clear up after them. I cannot make them shit anywhere outside that I designate, any more than a fox, a hedgehog, a rabbit etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it.

WOW

I'm only being honest. There are certain individuals that have crossed my path in life....and I would enjoy ending theirs!

You would kill another human being ?

If it was legal? Absolutely!

Not for fun but because I felt they deserved it. 2 I would take my time with and another 2 I'd end quickly.

Remind me never to break into your property

I'd only break your legs for that. Youd have to do a lot worse for me to want to kill you.

What could be worse ?"

Being part of the reason my son is no longer with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting to see how humans always end up at violence when they have a free choice to change anything they want.....

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn "

Punish people who don’t like cats on their lawn, said people can’t stop nature!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn

I have 5 cats. I clear up after them. I cannot make them shit anywhere outside that I designate, any more than a fox, a hedgehog, a rabbit etc"

So they are not domesticated..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because its a cat........

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it.

WOW

I'm only being honest. There are certain individuals that have crossed my path in life....and I would enjoy ending theirs!

You would kill another human being ?

If it was legal? Absolutely!

Not for fun but because I felt they deserved it. 2 I would take my time with and another 2 I'd end quickly.

Remind me never to break into your property

I'd only break your legs for that. Youd have to do a lot worse for me to want to kill you.

What could be worse ?

Being part of the reason my son is no longer with us"

Sorry to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting to see how humans always end up at violence when they have a free choice to change anything they want....."

1 night per year isnt bad though. Just an annual purge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punish cat people for being cat people.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Burglers should be jailed for life imo"

And forced to return anything they stole,or return the the amount for the item..

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn

Punish people who don’t like cats on their lawn, said people can’t stop nature! "

Dogs are domesticated.. most cats are not.. if a cat shits in my garden I return it to the selfish owner.. I do not want your shit in my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting to see how humans always end up at violence when they have a free choice to change anything they want....."

A lot of it could be because our justice system is unbelievably poor. Some could be revenge I guess.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

Big companies should be made to pay taxes.

Regardless if their head offises are based else where.

If they trade in the UK they should pay taxes.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Interesting to see how humans always end up at violence when they have a free choice to change anything they want.....

A lot of it could be because our justice system is unbelievably poor. Some could be revenge I guess. "

It's not violent to return catshit to the owner ..

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Interesting to see how humans always end up at violence when they have a free choice to change anything they want....."

If you can't change them.. Best them.

Think people forget what free choice is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle lane hoggers be shot on sight"

Can we extend that to BMW, Mercedes, 4X4, van and Audi drivers. That would solve a lot of issues on the road

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

My law change would be to make cat owners responsible for the shit their cats spread ..

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn

Punish people who don’t like cats on their lawn, said people can’t stop nature!

Dogs are domesticated.. most cats are not.. if a cat shits in my garden I return it to the selfish owner.. I do not want your shit in my garden "

There is no such thing as a ‘cat owner’ if a cat goes out. A cat will move around naturally free in this respect so unsure how you can call the owner selfish and unsure how the owner can clean up the cat’s mess. It’s a bit like a fox or wild rabbit yet you aren’t complaining about those creatures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laws i wud change 1 all political partys to run gov and have an equal vote not just one party in comand so only best ideas get past as all murt agree 2 anyone coming out of prison after serving a sentance to go liv in a convict vilage on the hebradeas islands 3 all armed forces personel after leaving army navy airforce to be offerd job as a trainee cop and partnerd with a fultime cop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting to see how humans always end up at violence when they have a free choice to change anything they want.....

A lot of it could be because our justice system is unbelievably poor. Some could be revenge I guess.

It's not violent to return catshit to the owner .."

I’m not condoning it I’m just saying why it could be. I’m not a violent person but god knows if someone did anything to my kids what id be capable of. Other then that anybody else who pisses me off isn’t worth my energy.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn

Punish people who don’t like cats on their lawn, said people can’t stop nature!

Dogs are domesticated.. most cats are not.. if a cat shits in my garden I return it to the selfish owner.. I do not want your shit in my garden

All vermin then and can be shot for pleasure or food..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting to see how humans always end up at violence when they have a free choice to change anything they want.....

A lot of it could be because our justice system is unbelievably poor. Some could be revenge I guess. "

I do get it yes, it is sort of our first response to threats,animal or human seemingly , but does make me a bit sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Illegal to have sex until you’re 18

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Upstairs neighbours to be forced to install sufficient soundproofing underneath their fucking wooden floor. And banned from keeping a herd of wildebeest in their living room. Twats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting to see how humans always end up at violence when they have a free choice to change anything they want.....

A lot of it could be because our justice system is unbelievably poor. Some could be revenge I guess.

I do get it yes, it is sort of our first response to threats,animal or human seemingly , but does make me a bit sad. "

I agree x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn

Punish people who don’t like cats on their lawn, said people can’t stop nature!

Dogs are domesticated.. most cats are not.. if a cat shits in my garden I return it to the selfish owner.. I do not want your shit in my garden

All vermin then and can be shot for pleasure or food.. "

Why would you shoot a cat for pleasure?

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Elections on Saturdays or Sundays like most sensible countries.

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By *ssex 2204Man
over a year ago

billericay

And there was me thinking about sexual law changes till I see all the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle lane hoggers be shot on sight

Can we extend that to BMW, Mercedes, 4X4, van and Audi drivers. That would solve a lot of issues on the road"

No. Because we own the roads. Cyclists on the other hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban chewing gum and if you were caught spitting it on public places face a penalty of £100.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Tory hunting

What, you mean it’s not already legal?

(Bloody well should be.)

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn

Punish people who don’t like cats on their lawn, said people can’t stop nature!

Dogs are domesticated.. most cats are not.. if a cat shits in my garden I return it to the selfish owner.. I do not want your shit in my garden

All vermin then and can be shot for pleasure or food..

Why would you shoot a cat for pleasure? "

It's a law change.. see the OP. Better shoot a domestic cat than a tiger or lion surely.. wild tigers do not shit on my lawn..

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Middle lane hoggers be shot on sight

Can we extend that to BMW, Mercedes, 4X4, van and Audi drivers. That would solve a lot of issues on the road

No. Because we own the roads. Cyclists on the other hand..."

Aforementioned drivers actually required to have driving lessons.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ban chewing gum and if you were caught spitting it on public places face a penalty of £100.

This I agree with. Include footballers with the spitting rule, kids do it because they see them doing it and it spreads germs....

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Middle lane hoggers.. just use outside lane surely?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn

Punish people who don’t like cats on their lawn, said people can’t stop nature!

Dogs are domesticated.. most cats are not.. if a cat shits in my garden I return it to the selfish owner.. I do not want your shit in my garden

All vermin then and can be shot for pleasure or food..

Why would you shoot a cat for pleasure?

It's a law change.. see the OP. Better shoot a domestic cat than a tiger or lion surely.. wild tigers do not shit on my lawn.. "

If they roamed around your land they would definitely shit on your lawn.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn

Punish people who don’t like cats on their lawn, said people can’t stop nature!

Dogs are domesticated.. most cats are not.. if a cat shits in my garden I return it to the selfish owner.. I do not want your shit in my garden

All vermin then and can be shot for pleasure or food..

Why would you shoot a cat for pleasure?

It's a law change.. see the OP. Better shoot a domestic cat than a tiger or lion surely.. wild tigers do not shit on my lawn.. "

Immunity for anything that shits on your lawn.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn

Punish people who don’t like cats on their lawn, said people can’t stop nature!

Dogs are domesticated.. most cats are not.. if a cat shits in my garden I return it to the selfish owner.. I do not want your shit in my garden

All vermin then and can be shot for pleasure or food..

Why would you shoot a cat for pleasure?

It's a law change.. see the OP. Better shoot a domestic cat than a tiger or lion surely.. wild tigers do not shit on my lawn..

If they roamed around your land they would definitely shit on your lawn. "

They don't and I have literally acres..

Law change.. legal to shoot cats on your land.. they taste like chicken apparently

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

People often say laws dont work when they mean the tariffs for sentencing. Its the same as as blurring justice and punishment.

New laws...

Create an offence of talking out of your arse on a fab forum. Penalties based on electrode cuff attached to genitals with current varied according to community fab voting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting to see how humans always end up at violence when they have a free choice to change anything they want.....

1 night per year isnt bad though. Just an annual purge"

Death can be too easy an option for revenge sometimes. We'll find something else to keep you busy on purge night to save your soul.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"People often say laws dont work when they mean the tariffs for sentencing. Its the same as as blurring justice and punishment.

New laws...

Create an offence of talking out of your arse on a fab forum. Penalties based on electrode cuff attached to genitals with current varied according to community fab voting.

That's torture.. forbidden

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Harsher punishment for people who do not pick up their dogs shot and those who allow cats to shit on my land people dont let cats. Cats do their own thing.

Open season on cats who shit on my land ..

Open season on people who harm animals maliciously.

What about cats that shit on your lawn

Punish people who don’t like cats on their lawn, said people can’t stop nature!

Dogs are domesticated.. most cats are not.. if a cat shits in my garden I return it to the selfish owner.. I do not want your shit in my garden

All vermin then and can be shot for pleasure or food..

Why would you shoot a cat for pleasure?

It's a law change.. see the OP. Better shoot a domestic cat than a tiger or lion surely.. wild tigers do not shit on my lawn..

If they roamed around your land they would definitely shit on your lawn.

They don't and I have literally acres..

Law change.. legal to shoot cats on your land.. they taste like chicken apparently

Law change - no one is allowed to disagree with Bhubaysi regarding cats! Cats and any other animal can do whatever they want on people’s lawns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle lane hoggers.. just use outside lane surely?"

As a BMW driver I’ll mostly be in the outside lane up somebody’s arse imagining what it’s like to use indicators.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I am out.. digging up my lawn and laying concrete..

Now if any cat shots on my concrete ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle lane hoggers be shot on sight

Can we extend that to BMW, Mercedes, 4X4, van and Audi drivers. That would solve a lot of issues on the road

No. Because we own the roads. Cyclists on the other hand..."

With attitudes like that is why they needsm shooting, it would get so many idiots off the roads.

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By *hris1984xMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

"The legal drinking age.

Make it sixteen. Yolo"

Why?

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

Harsher sentences and penalties for tax evasion/avoidance coupled with assets placed into the public purse for struggling communities across the UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With attitudes like that is why they needsm shooting, it would get so many idiots off the roads."

I’d also ban grown men in spandex...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With attitudes like that is why they needsm shooting, it would get so many idiots off the roads.

I’d also ban grown men in spandex... "

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"With attitudes like that is why they needsm shooting, it would get so many idiots off the roads.

I’d also ban grown men in spandex...

Who calls Lycra.. Spandex. ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd be here all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

We get it! You have the desire to kill weaker animals. You don’t need to keep going on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who calls Lycra.. Spandex. ?"

I do !

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

We get it! You have the desire to kill weaker animals. You don’t need to keep going on. "

Nonsense.. sharks are stronger than me but I would kill those evil buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legalise frottage, compulsory neutering of the homeless...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

We get it! You have the desire to kill weaker animals. You don’t need to keep going on. "

It's not about killing animals.. it's about survival..

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

New law to lock up anyone who moans about cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

We get it! You have the desire to kill weaker animals. You don’t need to keep going on.

It's not about killing animals.. it's about survival.."

You’re talking about cats and sharks. Get a grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove censorship on all pornography.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"People often say laws dont work when they mean the tariffs for sentencing. Its the same as as blurring justice and punishment.

New laws...

Create an offence of talking out of your arse on a fab forum. Penalties based on electrode cuff attached to genitals with current varied according to community fab voting.

That's torture.. forbidden "

Probably. Though a bigger issue would be too many enjoying it. Not enough cuffs to go round. Cant see schools wanting to make up that kind of PPE (personal punishment equipment)

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

New law to lock up anyone who moans about cats

I chuckled when a cat went for my harris hawk when it was pegged out in the garden, the bird took a chunk out of the cat.

The cat never came back after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

New law to lock up anyone who moans about cats

I chuckled when a cat went for my harris hawk when it was pegged out in the garden, the bird took a chunk out of the cat.

The cat never came back after that."

There ya go Tom. Get a hawk

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Force cyclists and disabled buggy riders to pay road tax and display a registration plate as they are a menace on the roads....

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

We get it! You have the desire to kill weaker animals. You don’t need to keep going on.

It's not about killing animals.. it's about survival..

You’re talking about cats and sharks. Get a grip "

Big cats, sharks, snakes all dangerous.. not going into the Australian outback to be eaten by lions ffs.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

New law to lock up anyone who moans about cats

I chuckled when a cat went for my harris hawk when it was pegged out in the garden, the bird took a chunk out of the cat.

The cat never came back after that.

There ya go Tom. Get a hawk

He would then moan about bird shit!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... there are lions in the outback?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

New law to lock up anyone who moans about cats

I chuckled when a cat went for my harris hawk when it was pegged out in the garden, the bird took a chunk out of the cat.

The cat never came back after that.

There ya go Tom. Get a hawk

He would then moan about bird shit! "

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

New law to lock up anyone who moans about cats

I chuckled when a cat went for my harris hawk when it was pegged out in the garden, the bird took a chunk out of the cat.

The cat never came back after that.

There ya go Tom. Get a hawk

Let's not celebrate that suffering please ! Was the hawk put down ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

We get it! You have the desire to kill weaker animals. You don’t need to keep going on.

It's not about killing animals.. it's about survival..

You’re talking about cats and sharks. Get a grip

Big cats, sharks, snakes all dangerous.. not going into the Australian outback to be eaten by lions ffs. "

What are you going on about? The question was what laws would you change then you banging on and on and on and on about a bit of cat shit and how you want to kill cats and now you’re saying it’s for survival! Against sharks. Are you ok?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

New law to lock up anyone who moans about cats

I chuckled when a cat went for my harris hawk when it was pegged out in the garden, the bird took a chunk out of the cat.

The cat never came back after that.

There ya go Tom. Get a hawk

He would then moan about bird shit!

For the record I do not moan

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

We get it! You have the desire to kill weaker animals. You don’t need to keep going on.

It's not about killing animals.. it's about survival..

You’re talking about cats and sharks. Get a grip

Big cats, sharks, snakes all dangerous.. not going into the Australian outback to be eaten by lions ffs.

I would change the law to make those evil buggers illegal

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"... there are lions in the outback?

Oh yes.. believe me.. all sorts of wild creatures.. I would never camp there...and nor should you. That's my advice

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"... there are lions in the outback?

Oh yes.. believe me.. all sorts of wild creatures.. I would never camp there...and nor should you. That's my advice"

I... Uh...

There are lots of animals in the Australian outback, including poisonous snakes and feral camels.

Lions?!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"... there are lions in the outback?

Oh yes.. believe me.. all sorts of wild creatures.. I would never camp there...and nor should you. That's my advice

I... Uh...

There are lots of animals in the Australian outback, including poisonous snakes and feral camels.

Lions?!

Well I for one won't be sleeping there.. bloody dangerous.. would not sleep a wink..

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Remove the age limit for certain crimes.

If a kid kills someone, then expect the full sentence and not juvenile court.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Not sure why we value cats so much. I thought we were a nation of dog lovers. At least dogs on a lead though

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

New law to lock up anyone who moans about cats

I chuckled when a cat went for my harris hawk when it was pegged out in the garden, the bird took a chunk out of the cat.

The cat never came back after that.

There ya go Tom. Get a hawk

Let's not celebrate that suffering please ! Was the hawk put down ?"

Certainly not.

Do you put a cat down, after it kills a bird?

She was a good little hunter, she caught a few hares, squirrels and a pheasant.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Fed up of cat owners letting their pets shit on my concrete...

New law to lock up anyone who moans about cats

I chuckled when a cat went for my harris hawk when it was pegged out in the garden, the bird took a chunk out of the cat.

The cat never came back after that.

There ya go Tom. Get a hawk

Let's not celebrate that suffering please ! Was the hawk put down ?

Certainly not.

Do you put a cat down, after it kills a bird?

She was a good little hunter, she caught a few hares, squirrels and a pheasant. "

WOW just WOW...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? The young ones can't handle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good shout

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Driving when not done for the common good would face much tougher punishments, specifically when using a lane for overtaking when not overtaking, ie middle and 3rd lanes. Slow vehicles, 10 mph below speed limit, on single lane roads with queuing vehicles behind, must pull-over to let queuing vehicles past after maximum of 10 miles of causing queueing.

Right to roam should be standard in the rest of the UK, at least equivalent to Scotland. Anyone preventing this or obstructing footpaths, faces minimum 10% of their land confiscated and returned to the public.

Maximum multiple of bank base rate permitted for debt. Any 'administration' charge capped at £1. Failures would incur punishment, including jail time for chief executives and loss of 10% of their assets.

Consumers should be provided with products at the advertised price, whatever the mistakes. Failure would be a serious criminal offence, of business chief executives.

2 days holiday for birthdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats and their owners to be deported to the Isle of Wight.

The ferry service to the Isle of Wight to be one way only for passengers, feline and human

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Separated parents who continue to fight over their children to have their children taken away from them permanently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sterilisation or castration for anyone found guilty of cruelty of a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving when not done for the common good would face much tougher punishments, specifically when using a lane for overtaking when not overtaking, ie middle and 3rd lanes. Slow vehicles, 10 mph below speed limit, on single lane roads with queuing vehicles behind, must pull-over to let queuing vehicles past after maximum of 10 miles of causing queueing"

Can we add to that obstructing motorbikes, nothing worse than knocking a wing mirror off due to the driver trying to stop you filtering.

Also cars being mobile obstructions. I am enjoying my favourite twisty road on my R6, to have it ruined by a bloody car/ van/lorry/etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advertising executives who use dead peoples music to sell products should get a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mandatory life sentences for murderers, r4pists.

Much harsher jail sentences for animal cruelty crimes"

Death sentence for pedos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a law as such but I'd reduce the number of parking attendants!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Mandatory qualifications for important jobs , like PM.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Capital punishment brought back.

Longer prison sentences for most crimes and prisons to be well harsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only get to vote if you do a certain amount of public service - and the vote is taken away when you retire.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Sterilisation or castration for anyone found guilty of cruelty of a child."

Would that include the social workers forcibly removing the kids in your previous law on custody disputes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I haven’t read all this thread but what I’ve learnt is that Essex Tom hates cats and is willing to find any excuse to hurt and/or kill them

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"Make it easier to obtain, and carry a firearm."
Noooooo we'd be like American then - mass shootings on a regular basis!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Change weekends to 3 days, it’s only fair

No deductions on salaries after the change implemented

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Increase the maximum speed on motorways to at least 80 mph.

Speedlimits were introduced decades ago. Cars are so much more advanced these days with reliable braking and handling systems.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Just bring out a yearly purge like the film!

Noooo, I’d be dead a long time ago

But there are people that I would love to kill if I knew I could get away with it.

WOW

I'm only being honest. There are certain individuals that have crossed my path in life....and I would enjoy ending theirs!

You would kill another human being ?

If it was legal? Absolutely!

Not for fun but because I felt they deserved it. 2 I would take my time with and another 2 I'd end quickly."

Then their families could get you in the next Purge

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"So I haven’t read all this thread but what I’ve learnt is that Essex Tom hates cats and is willing to find any excuse to hurt and/or kill them"

I have read it all for you , you are correct . Saves you time

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"So I haven’t read all this thread but what I’ve learnt is that Essex Tom hates cats and is willing to find any excuse to hurt and/or kill them"

WoW just WoW

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I haven’t read all this thread but what I’ve learnt is that Essex Tom hates cats and is willing to find any excuse to hurt and/or kill them

WoW just WoW"

World of Warcraft?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"So I haven’t read all this thread but what I’ve learnt is that Essex Tom hates cats and is willing to find any excuse to hurt and/or kill them"

You are confusing cats with sharks ...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What I’ve learnt from this thread is filters are a good Fab tool....

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Bring back the death penalty

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Bring back the stocks

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Sterilisation or castration for anyone found guilty of cruelty of a child."

What if it's a child being cruel to another child?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sterilisation or castration for anyone found guilty of cruelty of a child.

What if it's a child being cruel to another child?"

Fuck it, sterilise everyone

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"Bring back the death penalty "
Can see the mass protests, now!

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Harsher sentences and penalties for tax evasion/avoidance coupled with assets placed into the public purse for struggling communities across the UK."

Yes! And gains from short-selling during this crisis to be treated similarly.

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By *2and3quartersWoman
over a year ago

Bumbletown

"Middle lane hoggers be shot on sight"

THIS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats and their owners to be deported to the Isle of Wight.

The ferry service to the Isle of Wight to be one way only for passengers, feline and human

Isolate cat people. I like it.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"Increase the maximum speed on motorways to at least 80 mph.

Speedlimits were introduced decades ago. Cars are so much more advanced these days with reliable braking and handling systems.

True but all that advances and reliable braking systems rely still on the humans driving them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring stricter punishment for car drivers who don't adhere to the road traffic act and highway code, things like no MOT,driving licence, valid insurance, running red lights, speeding, tailgating, etc.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"What I’ve learnt from this thread is filters are a good Fab tool...."

I know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The legal drinking age.

Make it sixteen. Yolo"

Because alcohol is really good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring back the death penalty "

Yeah behead all the fucking morons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a good job we arent allowed to make our own laws by the looks of it

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