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"Free now? usually works 
Why can't you accommodate, OP?"Lives with his parents | |||
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"Free now? usually works
Why can't you accommodate, OP?
Lives with his parents "Let him answer that | |||
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Why can't you accommodate, OP?
Lives with his parents "lol i know, dont need to rub it in more | |||
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"Free now? usually works
Why can't you accommodate, OP?
Lives with his parents
lol i know, dont need to rub it in more "I do as well so it's all cool with me | |||
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"I’ll make you squirt like Niagara falls " The only squirting you make is into a sock(oh sorry, wrong thread...) | |||
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"‘I’d love to make you shake like a shitting dog’ Apparently that’s in the top ten "Smooth. | |||
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"I’ll make you squirt like Niagara falls The only squirting you make is into a sock(oh sorry, wrong thread...)" My socks are less crusty that than toy of ours  | |||
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"Not sure if it would work on the forums, but I find "can I use your shitter?" to be a fantastic ice breaker "Lol, I'll have to try that one | |||
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"Don’t ask me. I just got a message saying “Hi” our of the blue from a lovely looking lady and when I replied saying”Hi” back, I got blocked. Maybe it was the tone of my voice Go figure. " A similar thing happened to me. I read her bio and send her a message about her opening bio and something about me and all I go back was “hi” | |||
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"Hey big tits " For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. | |||
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"Free now? usually works
Why can't you accommodate, OP?"Free after lockdown? | |||
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"Hey big tits For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. " It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x | |||
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done "That will work for me. | |||
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"The one about blaming me for global warming because of being so hot might work on someone who is feeling needy " the ones that said they should use you for brexit negotiations dam I miss brexit | |||
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour "
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
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"Hey big tits For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x" Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so? | |||
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
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"Hey big tits For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so? " Try it and see | |||
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy "But its Cheese and cake together. Of what's your fav flavour then? I might just make it. | |||
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"Replace sex with the word "fun" Here for fun Lets have fun What kind of fun do you want You know what isn't fun... Reading a grown adult, not able to use the word sex" The answer to every one of thoughs is Fun. | |||
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it. "Biscoff or white chocolate  | |||
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"Hey big tits For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so? Try it and see "Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one. Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile You melt my heart with that smile. You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile. | |||
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it.
Biscoff or white chocolate "Nice.. I see you like it creamy mmmmm On well going to see how to make it. Maybe you want some too? | |||
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"Hey big tits For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so? Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
"Ohh you tried really hard  can we get married | |||
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it.
Biscoff or white chocolate
Nice.. I see you like it creamy mmmmm
On well going to see how to make it. Maybe you want some too? "I do you should try them for sure id love someone to make me something | |||
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"Hey big tits For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so? Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married "Lol Honestly I just said what came to. My heart. Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya.... | |||
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it.
Biscoff or white chocolate
Nice.. I see you like it creamy mmmmm
On well going to see how to make it. Maybe you want some too?
I do you should try them for sure id love someone to make me something "If me making you a Cheesecake makes you smile? Just give me your order. It would be my pleasure to make something just for you....  | |||
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"Hey big tits For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so? Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married
Lol
Honestly I just said what came to. My heart.
Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya.... "Ok your melting me a little then can you send me a vid of you sleeping so I know you don’t snore before I make the arrangements | |||
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it.
Biscoff or white chocolate
Nice.. I see you like it creamy mmmmm
On well going to see how to make it. Maybe you want some too?
I do you should try them for sure id love someone to make me something
If me making you a Cheesecake makes you smile?
Just give me your order.
It would be my pleasure to make something just for you.... "Surprise me il even let you blind fold and feed me | |||
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"Hey big tits For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so? Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married
Lol
Honestly I just said what came to. My heart.
Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya....
Ok your melting me a little then can you send me a vid of you sleeping so I know you don’t snore before I make the arrangements "Lol that's OK. I'll get the strips. If I do snore. | |||
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it.
Biscoff or white chocolate
Nice.. I see you like it creamy mmmmm
On well going to see how to make it. Maybe you want some too?
I do you should try them for sure id love someone to make me something
If me making you a Cheesecake makes you smile?
Just give me your order.
It would be my pleasure to make something just for you....
Surprise me il even let you blind fold and feed me "Is there any other way other than to blindfold you and feed you the Cheesecake? I will take my time and let you savour every bit. | |||
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"Hey big tits For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so? Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married
Lol
Honestly I just said what came to. My heart.
Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya....
Ok your melting me a little then can you send me a vid of you sleeping so I know you don’t snore before I make the arrangements "Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep... | |||
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"Hey big tits For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so? Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married
Lol
Honestly I just said what came to. My heart.
Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya....
Ok your melting me a little then can you send me a vid of you sleeping so I know you don’t snore before I make the arrangements
Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep... "Sounds a little creep do you like being watched? | |||
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"Hey big tits For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time.. It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so? Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married
Lol
Honestly I just said what came to. My heart.
Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya....
Ok your melting me a little then can you send me a vid of you sleeping so I know you don’t snore before I make the arrangements
Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?"Lol so it's not creepy for me to send you videos of me seeping?
If we are to get married does it matter if I watch you or you watch me.? | |||
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" Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?"Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore? Any other things you worry about? | |||
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" Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about? "I merely asked if you like to be watched | |||
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" Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched "Sorry though you said it was creepy. If I am going to be watched I would rather it be by you.. | |||
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" Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched "I only offered for you to watch me. In hopes you felt sleepy and would join me. We could sleep in each others arms. Pls you will be the first person I see when I wake up. As that so bad? | |||
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" Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched
Sorry though you said it was creepy.
If I am going to be watched I would rather it be by you..
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" Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched
I only offered for you to watch me. In hopes you felt sleepy and would join me.
We could sleep in each others arms.
Pls you will be the first person I see when I wake up.
As that so bad? "No not bad at all I’m always up for cuddles  | |||
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" Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched
Sorry though you said it was creepy.
If I am going to be watched I would rather it be by you..
I didn’t just mean sleeping "For you always.. Let me put a show on for ya. | |||
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" Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched
I only offered for you to watch me. In hopes you felt sleepy and would join me.
We could sleep in each others arms.
Pls you will be the first person I see when I wake up.
As that so bad?
No not bad at all I’m always up for cuddles "See not a bad plan was it? who does not love a cuddle. Kiss. And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits? Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake? | |||
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" Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched
I only offered for you to watch me. In hopes you felt sleepy and would join me.
We could sleep in each others arms.
Pls you will be the first person I see when I wake up.
As that so bad?
No not bad at all I’m always up for cuddles
See not a bad plan was it?
who does not love a cuddle. Kiss.
And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits?
Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake? "I don’t like tea or coffee | |||
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"Free now? usually works
Why can't you accommodate, OP?
Lives with his parents
Let him answer that "It's no one else's business apart from his and the person he is meeting. Why should he have to publicly justify it? Why don't some people travel either? Or go to clubs or meet privately? | |||
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" See not a bad plan was it? who does not love a cuddle. Kiss. And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits? Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake? I don’t like tea or coffee "O I see. ok no tea or coffee then. What do you like in the morning.? | |||
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" See not a bad plan was it? who does not love a cuddle. Kiss. And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits? Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake? I don’t like tea or coffee
O I see. ok no tea or coffee then.
What do you like in the morning.? "Now that would be telling | |||
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" See not a bad plan was it? who does not love a cuddle. Kiss. And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits? Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake? I don’t like tea or coffee
O I see. ok no tea or coffee then.
What do you like in the morning.?
Now that would be telling "If you don't tell me.? Who you going to tell? How about a kiss? First kiss if the day to the last kiss at night. Your lips are the only lips I want to kiss? Or would you perfer something a bit more South in the morning? | |||
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" See not a bad plan was it? who does not love a cuddle. Kiss. And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits? Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake? I don’t like tea or coffee
O I see. ok no tea or coffee then.
What do you like in the morning.?
Now that would be telling
If you don't tell me.? Who you going to tell?
How about a kiss? First kiss if the day to the last kiss at night. Your lips are the only lips I want to kiss?
Or would you perfer something a bit more South in the morning? "How about a smile to begin with | |||
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" How about a smile to begin with "O Well a smile from me when I wake up next to you will come naturally. Like breathing. You won't have to ask I will automatically smile seeing you in my arms | |||
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" Or would you perfer something a bit more South in the morning? How about a smile to begin with "After a smile a kiss then breakfast? What would you like? Crunchy nut or Co Co pops? Nutella on toast. And say we cuddle up and watch Frozes? Or Wall E? And if you are good I will make some white chocolate Cheesecake and yes I will feed it to you.. ?? | |||
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"Hey guys, i was looking for some advice on what to say when messaging someone on here for the first time, like what have you guys found to be the most effective. Any advice on my profile would also be greatly appreciated. Thanks "be polite always even if you believe you are out of their league always ask before you write anything on your profile find out what they like first then edit your profile so that you have what they like, don't send a cock pic until you clear it with hubby and never mention the war  | |||
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