FabSwingers.com forum: Things you wouldn't see on a man's profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies seriously if you have a profile pic of your pussy it’s not going to tempt me.. if I want to see it, I'll ask you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for women

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Single women and couples need not apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No black or Asian just my preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies seriously if you have a profile pic of your pussy it’s not going to tempt me.. if I want to see it, I'll ask you.

Haha that's so true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a time waster. I actually have no intention of meeting anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a time waster. I actually have no intention of meeting anyone."

Err I sort of do

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My woman will sit in a chair and watch us because she likes watching me be a slut. If she is at work I'll take videos and photos to send to her so you have to be comfortable with that.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I'm a total liar and a jerk... Who actually thinks I can get away with it... Just because I'm on fab...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Of course I am going to ghost you after I've f*cked you, I've plenty more ladies I want to spend a week serenading them with stuff they want to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course I am going to ghost you after I've f*cked you, I've plenty more ladies I want to spend a week serenading them with stuff they want to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife told me to join fab coz she doesn't wanna fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send dick pics with my messages and send hate mail when I get rejected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for an exclusive FWB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for an exclusive FWB "

FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on fab to make you pregnant.

Message me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for an exclusive FWB

FAF

I always FAF. I don’t think there’s ever a moment I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 100% straight. But I sometimes suck cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies seriously if you have a profile pic of your pussy it’s not going to tempt me.. if I want to see it, I'll ask you.

Nah get your cunt out and rub it in my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 100% straight. But I sometimes suck cock."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for someone to drain my balls. Only.

Call me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just here to collect pictures and jerk off.

I’m shallow, rude, obnoxious and chauvinistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just here to collect pictures and jerk off.

I’m shallow, rude, obnoxious and chauvinistic.

You've just completed my profile.

I'm going to edit it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just here to collect pictures and jerk off.

I’m shallow, rude, obnoxious and chauvinistic.

You've just completed my profile.

I'm going to edit it now "

glad to be of help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm allergic to all condoms so don't expect me to wear any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just here to collect pictures and jerk off.

I’m shallow, rude, obnoxious and chauvinistic.

Have we met before?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I am married and playing away.

My reason for having a single profile is because I feel so unloved that I may as well be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fugly but I've got a long shlong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only here for a chat

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

BBC only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for my future wife.

Is that you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says I'm single, and in my head I am but when you slice and dice it I answer to my wife no matter how much I try to deny it to myself.... and you. I'll deny it to you too.

Erm so.... my wife pretty much runs my life ok, I admit it.

JUST LET ME LIVE IN MY SINGLE MAN BUBBLE OKAAAAAAAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t go down on women unless told to. I’m more of a wam bam thank you ma’am kind of guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a virgin and I swear I'm gonna make you squirt.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'm fugly but I've got a long shlong.

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

South Dublin

Getting 100’s of messages, so bare with me

While I reply to them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait to introduce you to my family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s funny I don’t quite use the words on this thread but my profile covers most of the bases in a shitty kind of way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback only but I do have chlamydia and aids, but it is ok, I will just ghost you afterwards so you can't blame me.

I am a premature ejaculator

I can't get hard but I will just blame you for that and make thing awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll shag anything. Any hole is a goal. I would fuck me if I could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bareback only but I do have chlamydia and aids, but it is ok, I will just ghost you afterwards so you can't blame me.

I am a premature ejaculator

I can't get hard but I will just blame you for that and make thing awkward"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seen the film Misery?

Yeah baby that's what you got coming once I'm in your house. I'm like Calvin Klein.... Obsession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for an exclusive FWB "

I am actually. Would you be keen?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Why are you all taking snippets from my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife told me to join fab coz she doesn't wanna fuck me."

Damn, that would have saved me a shit load of typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife told me to join fab coz she doesn't wanna fuck me.

Damn, that would have saved me a shit load of typing

Even Sydney university agrees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies seriously if you have a profile pic of your pussy it’s not going to tempt me.. if I want to see it, I'll ask you.

I'll have this one for my profile too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am after a lady who is NOT Asian, caucasian, Hispanic, Black, Brown, Green, Yellow, and Blue. Sorry, that is just my preference. Her pussy should have a minimum dimensions of 3x4x5 cms and the clits need to be atleast an inch pronounced when aroused. Please put a face picture and family history before sending your first message or you will be BLOCKED. I hold the power of the Block button. I am only after single women and if your are married or attached, please stay away. My wife knows about my account and sometimes she will choose to join in. Please type HELLO on your subject menu, so that I know you have read my profile!

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"No black or Asian just my preference

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I did once when on here previously - have a guy message me showing his interest. I checked out his profile and it did say white women only. I messaged him back to ask why he was messaging me as I'm clearly not white, but I got no response and a block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C’mon friends of Dorothy come on down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am after a lady who is NOT Asian, caucasian, Hispanic, Black, Brown, Green, Yellow, and Blue. Sorry, that is just my preference. Her pussy should have a minimum dimensions of 3x4x5 cms and the clits need to be atleast an inch pronounced when aroused. Please put a face picture and family history before sending your first message or you will be BLOCKED. I hold the power of the Block button. I am only after single women and if your are married or attached, please stay away. My wife knows about my account and sometimes she will choose to join in. Please type HELLO on your subject menu, so that I know you have read my profile!"

Missed something important. Please do not send me your pussy pics. It will be an auto block! Please dont take your pussy pics from different angles as it is a complete turn off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t expect me to drop everything just because you’re free right this minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches."

Good evening to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will not be giving you oral for any length of time. I hate oral and no women know to suck dick properly anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for an exclusive FWB

I am actually. Would you be keen?

. Fly me over and we’ll have a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for an exclusive FWB

I am actually. Would you be keen?

. Fly me over and we’ll have a coffee

What is I came to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?"

With that body, who wouldn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for an exclusive FWB

I am actually. Would you be keen?

. Fly me over and we’ll have a coffee

What is I came to you?

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?

With that body, who wouldn't?

Obviously

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

No, of course you're not just one of many women that I'm trying to shag, and I'll never get mixed up and continue a conversation that I actually had with someone else

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

I am looking for my ideal match, can smurfette make her and her blue arse known to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m looking for an exclusive FWB

I am actually. Would you be keen?

. Fly me over and we’ll have a coffee

What is I came to you?

Nah "

Yeah nah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?

With that body, who wouldn't?

Obviously

Did you miss me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?

With that body, who wouldn't?

Obviously

Did you miss me?

I was busy again with the hottie at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?

With that body, who wouldn't?

Obviously

Did you miss me?

I was busy again with the hottie at work

So are you dumping me?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Of course, I may have aged a year or two since my photos were taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?

With that body, who wouldn't?

Obviously

Did you miss me?

I was busy again with the hottie at work

So are you dumping me?

How could I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?

With that body, who wouldn't?

Obviously

Did you miss me?

I was busy again with the hottie at work

So are you dumping me?

How could I?

If you dump me, it will be my loss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?

With that body, who wouldn't?

Obviously

Did you miss me?

I was busy again with the hottie at work

So are you dumping me?

How could I?

If you dump me, it will be my loss!

I cannot do that to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't see Bi on them

even although 99% of them have hit on guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?

With that body, who wouldn't?

Obviously

Did you miss me?

I was busy again with the hottie at work

So are you dumping me?

How could I?

If you dump me, it will be my loss!

I cannot do that to you."

Even if I piss you off again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won't see Bi on them

even although 99% of them have hit on guys"

"Straight" guys that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never been on here before so I don't know how it works.

Do I just send cock pictures and I'll be deep in clunge by the end of the week?

Kind regards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?

With that body, who wouldn't?

Obviously

Did you miss me?

I was busy again with the hottie at work

So are you dumping me?

How could I?

If you dump me, it will be my loss!

I cannot do that to you.

Even if I piss you off again?

Why would you do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never been on here before so I don't know how it works.

Do I just send cock pictures and I'll be deep in clunge by the end of the week?

Kind regards."

On where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They won't mention they have a tiny cock

or the fact that all their pics that are muscly pics are actually of someone else

wearing the same sports direct T-shirt as them and the only real photo is the one with their speccy ginger head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna meet you, lovely ladies but I'll come with mate coz I can't get it up.

Hope it's ok. Jeffrey is a top bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a god's gift. I'm gonna fuck you all, bitches.

Good evening to you!

Missed me?

With that body, who wouldn't?

Obviously

Did you miss me?

I was busy again with the hottie at work

So are you dumping me?

How could I?

If you dump me, it will be my loss!

I cannot do that to you.

Even if I piss you off again?

Why would you do that? "

Cause you look hotter and sexier when you are pissed off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tidy room in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love over zealous feminists that hate men kinda posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

***YOU MUST BE FIT! & BLACK!***

Anyone shorter than me will be blocked. Happy fabbing x x x.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Tight Vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some good ones on here haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never been on here before so I don't know how it works.

Do I just send cock pictures and I'll be deep in clunge by the end of the week?

Kind regards."

Yeah. Don’t forgot the friend request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never been on here before so I don't know how it works.

Do I just send cock pictures and I'll be deep in clunge by the end of the week?

Kind regards.

Yeah. Don’t forgot the friend request

I'm not here to be friends. I'm here to shag my way through fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you don't like small cock fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here before, so I know how this works.

Actually still never got a meet but came back for another try in desperation, because the wife is too tired looking after our young family to shag me.

I wont change my splattergun approach of cut n paste because I am sure one of you will pity-fuck me eventually?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never been on here before so I don't know how it works.

Do I just send cock pictures and I'll be deep in clunge by the end of the week?

Kind regards.

Yeah. Don’t forgot the friend request

I'm not here to be friends. I'm here to shag my way through fab!

Make sure to tell them how good your spunk is on her tits and how much of slut they are. Don’t forget the abusive message when they reject you .

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Huge cock please. Okay let me call my mate Robert and he is a horse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No face pic = block!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Please Fab my new pic as I want to get to number 1

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Please Fab my new pic as I want to get to number 1"

Oh and if you want to message me make sure you use the special word when you contact me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to meet anyone. I'm just looking for a wank material.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to meet anyone. I'm just looking for a wank material."

Like a doll?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please Fab my new pic as I want to get to number 1

Oh and if you want to message me make sure you use the special word when you contact me

Yeah you would never see that haha I might write it in my profile for a laugh

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