FabSwingers.com forum: Getting aroused at the most inappropriate times

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I can't be the only one. Who else gets aroused when it's really the worst time or inappropriate. I've fallen victim to this many a time.

When I was in college (and a young horny teen) I used to get the bus to college every morning. The bumps and humps that were felt on the bus for some reason always got me going.

Once I was on a long haul flight and I was travelling alone. I was next to the window, lady similar to me in age in the middle and the aisle was empty. It was an 11 hour flight so pretty long to not acknowledge the person next to you. We made small talk etc and then conversation began to flow. I rem_mber thinking "Wow, I'd love a BJ of you right now" and as we were chatting away that's all I could think about. We had a drink each and then another. There was a small amount of wine in her glass which spilt onto my leg and she was really apologetic but as she went to put some tissue on it to mop it up she noticed my bulge in my jeans. She played it cool and made a comment saying it was impressive but wow I was so embarrassed. I tried to play it cool back saying that she was impressive too and took a glance at her boobs (which were more than and handful). We had a laugh and joke but that was it.

The other memorable time was after finishing university with most people moving back in with parents it meant me and a number of school friends were all meeting up again in our home towns while we tried to find work. One evening we went out on the beers. A friend came back from the bar with drinks saying he'd just bumped into a load of our old college tutors. He threw some names out and a couple were young female teachers. For some of us it was over 4 years ago that we left college so seeing the teachers was quite nice. The night continued and we were having drinks and chatting to our old teachers and we all ended up going to a club together. Me and my old IT teacher were dancing away etc and getting really flirty and as she had her bum against my croch she really got close up against me after which she turned around saying that she always knew I wanted her

Any other guys get those hard ons at arkward times? And ladies get that wet feeling when it's really not the right time? Let's hear your stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the bus once I was near the back of the bus a young woman looked behind her to me siad hello I said hello back and she came and sat next to me I could feel myself getting a hard on

We went over speed bump and her hand move on my cock she said that feels big I said quietly her boobs are big to we were laughing and joking. Then she have to get of the bus home it made the travel go quck

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

A teacher ground her ass on your crotch in a club and said that she knew you wanted her?

Holy shit!

For one probably not inappropriate for you to be aroused

But two, totally inappropriate for her to do it.

(Whenever you were willing or not is irrelevant)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teacher ground her ass on your crotch in a club and said that she knew you wanted her?

Holy shit!

For one probably not inappropriate for you to be aroused

But two, totally inappropriate for her to do it.

(Whenever you were willing or not is irrelevant)"

He was 4 years out of college so somewhere around 21/22.

Still inappropriate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread has given me a stiffy.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"A teacher ground her ass on your crotch in a club and said that she knew you wanted her?

Holy shit!

For one probably not inappropriate for you to be aroused

But two, totally inappropriate for her to do it.

(Whenever you were willing or not is irrelevant)

He was 4 years out of college so somewhere around 21/22.

Still inappropriate?"

I would say so. Yes, totally.

I wouldn't have any kind of encounter with an ex pupil regardless of time I don't think.

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By *incloudukMan
over a year ago

Medway

Yep I can do sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A teacher ground her ass on your crotch in a club and said that she knew you wanted her?

Holy shit!

For one probably not inappropriate for you to be aroused

But two, totally inappropriate for her to do it.

(Whenever you were willing or not is irrelevant)

He was 4 years out of college so somewhere around 21/22.

Still inappropriate?

I would say so. Yes, totally.

I wouldn't have any kind of encounter with an ex pupil regardless of time I don't think."

Absolutely nothing wrong with it at all in my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a surgery on my penis and took its brain away, and wired it to my real brain. Now my penis doesn't have a mind of its own anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always. It’s usually when I’m bored my mind wonders

I was at a work event, the guy I was with at the time was with me and when they were doing the speeches my mind was in the gutter. I just turned around and said we need to leave now.

Nothing more romantic than getting frisky in the disabled loo at a work event

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

I have got stupid horny when at hospital appointments... it’s not that actual real nurse uniforms are actually that hot in real life!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"A teacher ground her ass on your crotch in a club and said that she knew you wanted her?

Holy shit!

For one probably not inappropriate for you to be aroused

But two, totally inappropriate for her to do it.

(Whenever you were willing or not is irrelevant)

He was 4 years out of college so somewhere around 21/22.

Still inappropriate?

I would say so. Yes, totally.

I wouldn't have any kind of encounter with an ex pupil regardless of time I don't think.

Absolutely nothing wrong with it at all in my eyes. "

Most blokes would agree in my experience.

I think people would think differently if it was a male teacher and a female ex pupil.

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By *hrobberMan
over a year ago

North West

Not sure of this counts

Years ago went to a club ...the boardrooms in Salford if anyone rem_mbers it as a single male. Did the usual looking around met an older couple from my home town. Started talking it was their first time his idea apparently.

Later in the evening they invited me into a room to fulfill a fantasy of his was to have a 3some but he strictly said no penetration he just wanted to see his wife playing with a cock while he was fucking her.

This went on for about 10 mins until he was completely fucked.

He then decided to go for a drink and said can you stay with my wife while I'm away don't let anyone in I'll be back asap.

The minute he left she asked if I had a condom which I did she said please fuck me hard I've only been with him and his cock is half the size of yours

Needless to say I did.

He returned and thanked me for being a gent and said he wanted to spend time alone with her the story was from her that they were trying to reignite the sexual relationship.

For years after I would bump into her in a local shop. Nothing would be said but we had a mutual sly wink or smile every time.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

What about women riding bicycles ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about women riding bicycles ?"

Have you ever sat on a bicycle seat? Not built for arousal.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"What about women riding bicycles ?

Have you ever sat on a bicycle seat? Not built for arousal. "

Could it be adapted?

Have any women adapted their bicycle seats.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about women riding bicycles ?"

May be without the seat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always. It’s usually when I’m bored my mind wonders

I was at a work event, the guy I was with at the time was with me and when they were doing the speeches my mind was in the gutter. I just turned around and said we need to leave now.

Nothing more romantic than getting frisky in the disabled loo at a work event

When is your next work event? Can I come too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about women riding bicycles ?

Have you ever sat on a bicycle seat? Not built for arousal.

Could it be adapted?

Have any women adapted their bicycle seats.?"

What about if I wobbled off in a moment of excitement and fell into the canal. Seems far to dangerous.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"What about women riding bicycles ?

Have you ever sat on a bicycle seat? Not built for arousal.

Could it be adapted?

Have any women adapted their bicycle seats.?

What about if I wobbled off in a moment of excitement and fell into the canal. Seems far to dangerous. "

My advice.. never ride canal paths.. dangerous if aroused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about women riding bicycles ?

Have you ever sat on a bicycle seat? Not built for arousal.

Could it be adapted?

Have any women adapted their bicycle seats.?

What about if I wobbled off in a moment of excitement and fell into the canal. Seems far to dangerous.

My advice.. never ride canal paths.. dangerous if aroused "

stick to flowery meadows. Much safer for an impromptu bike tumble and dreamy orgasm.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"What about women riding bicycles ?

Have you ever sat on a bicycle seat? Not built for arousal.

Could it be adapted?

Have any women adapted their bicycle seats.?

What about if I wobbled off in a moment of excitement and fell into the canal. Seems far to dangerous.

My advice.. never ride canal paths.. dangerous if aroused

stick to flowery meadows. Much safer for an impromptu bike tumble and dreamy orgasm. "

So it's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of nonsense

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Some women, but not all, do get turned riding a bicycle ..

I knew it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always. It’s usually when I’m bored my mind wonders

I was at a work event, the guy I was with at the time was with me and when they were doing the speeches my mind was in the gutter. I just turned around and said we need to leave now.

Nothing more romantic than getting frisky in the disabled loo at a work event

And who said romance was dead

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What about women riding bicycles ?

Have you ever sat on a bicycle seat? Not built for arousal.

Could it be adapted?

Have any women adapted their bicycle seats.?"

Yep I attached a typist chair to mine, much comfier it was.....

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"What about women riding bicycles ?

Have you ever sat on a bicycle seat? Not built for arousal.

Could it be adapted?

Have any women adapted their bicycle seats.?

Yep I attached a typist chair to mine, much comfier it was....."

How many orgasms per minute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always. It’s usually when I’m bored my mind wonders

I was at a work event, the guy I was with at the time was with me and when they were doing the speeches my mind was in the gutter. I just turned around and said we need to leave now.

Nothing more romantic than getting frisky in the disabled loo at a work event

When is your next work event? Can I come too?

so you can talk to me about my missed targets?!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Any more women get aroused when cycling ?

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