FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Urban Myths

By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Theres an entire department at Sydney University collecting information about your profile....

Noone would dare touch your profile if you have the legal disclaimer on it....

Fab pics are the only ones on the internet, so everyone wants to collect them....

One careless single guy has ruined it for ALL the other single guys on the site....

Most men on here can breathe through their ears and can stay down there all day....

The more times you say genuine on your profile, the more genuine you are....

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Engaging in a conversation is a guarantee that a meet will happen

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

You're a timewaster if you arent interested in someone

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

BBW's give the best blow jobs

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

'Professionals' are better (somehow)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All ladies love to be licked out hours on end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filling your profile with cock pics, is another way of saying...my house might look like a shithole on the outside but come inside...you'll see it's very tastefully decorated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Viagra sites people are pointed towards actually sell Viagra not ground up paracetamol and poster paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a slut!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Replies to all messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All straight men love cock.

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Because youre on a swingers site you must be open-minded, tolerant and non-judgemental

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

If your profile shouts NO TIMEWASTERS you will never get a timewaster wasting your time

Single bi-fems are only ever found competing in a horse race riding a Unicorn against Lord Lucan on Shergar

A long list of DON'Ts shouted at the beginning of a profile is the hallmark of a successful swinger

Only couples are allowed to call themselves swingers (legally defined by Sydney Uni) the rest of us are complete tarts that just want as much free sex as humanly possible

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'm a slut!"

I am too - no myth there

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Some men CAN breathe through their ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you cant accommodate your playing away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one thing i have noticed on here, on a serious note, for some reason guys on here just seem to assum the womans going to accommodate, that does seem to be a fab swingers unwritten rule

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Noone is entitled to a preference on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All "bi-curious" females are genuinely bicurious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All "bi-curious" females are genuinely bicurious

All women on here are bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the profile really WILL be filled in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL how true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 is the new 9! (inches that is) lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Messagers have the right to ask you how many meets you've had and if they were lots of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 is the new 9! (inches that is) lol

9 is an upside down 6..!!

In that case, 69 is the new....Eerr 69. Get on it people

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Theres an entire department at Sydney University collecting information about your profile....

Noone would dare touch your profile if you have the legal disclaimer on it....

Fab pics are the only ones on the internet, so everyone wants to collect them....

One careless single guy has ruined it for ALL the other single guys on the site....

Most men on here can breathe through their ears and can stay down there all day....

The more times you say genuine on your profile, the more genuine you are....

Any more?"

but if you saw my facebook page you would see the proof the I can breath through my ears (and stay down for an hour!)

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Having a tank on your back doesnt count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slim girls get all the fun.

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By *ifferentClassMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

'Will definitely be meeting him/her/them again!'

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Having a tank on your back doesnt count

guilty as charged - but if it helps ............................

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

If you put NO SINGLE MEN enough times in your profile they will take notice and not email you.

If you send a woman a message that simply says "Hi babe. Fancy a fuck" or "Hi U want 2 have sex with me?" you will be guaranteed a meet.

Couples love you ignoring the male half and directing all email messages and chat at the female half.

Women love it when you take pics of your cock next to a can or remote control. It gives them an easy way of judging your cock size.

ALL women are size queens and only want cocks 10 inch plus.

Single men can read profiles properly.

If a man enjoys seeing his wife with another man he must be a cuckold.

Men never just look at your pictures. They read your profile first and thoughtfully digest it before looking at your pics or emailing you.

Women in the chatrooms without a cam on will gets lots of guys trying to chat to them.

Women in the chatrooms with a cam on will get ignored.

Guys in chat never ask silly questions like "Hi xxxxx what are you into?" or "Hi XXXX couple do you meet single guys?". They always read the profile so they don't have to ask those dumb type of questions.

If somebody says thanks but not thanks they don't really mean it. They are playing hard to get and want you to carry on sending lots of messages. About 5 - 10 a day should do it.

When somebody says thanks but no thanks you should send them a nasty email saying I did not want to shag you anyway.

When somebody blocks you it was an accident. Get a friend to email them and ask why you are blocked.

Women and couples love meeting random strangers who are on business in their town or city and bored in their hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you already have plans, or aint interested u must be a timewaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the forums are the best place to listen to gumf from 'experienced' swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you mail somebody with a comment such as "nice pics" and there are actually none on the profile... it will awaken their/ her curiosity to a level that they will/ she will be interested in meeting you without a further ado.

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

All bi men have no self control around straight men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Littlemiss_____(fill as required) adheres to the trades discription act

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Adding more photos to your profile exponentially increases your meets (rather than increases the potential that someone will find something in one of them that they dislike)

'Friendly' people will be sooo happy, when Quasimodo rolls over to them at the socials or clubs and starts being very friendly too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you pose a question on the forum...everyone will stick to topic and be as helpful as humanly possible without judging or taking the proverbial

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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Littlemiss_____(fill as required) adheres to the trades discription act "

But dont get me started on the male equivalents of that one...

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

People are happy to meet up with other users with no prior sight of pics and voice contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a profile consisting solely of the words 'Ask me' will prick someones curiosity enough to actually ask something !

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

all women are bi/bi-curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There can never be TOO many cock pics on a single guys profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you keep on messaging me trying to change my mind after ive said no in as many polite ways as possible, eventually, i WILL change my mind, so keep at it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you happen upon a very long thread, you will read every single post right down to the bottom before you comment, thus reducing the risk of double posting an opinion, and never go straight to newest without a care!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"When you happen upon a very long thread, you will read every single post right down to the bottom before you comment, thus reducing the risk of double posting an opinion, and never go straight to newest without a care!"

All ladies love to be licked out hours on end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that your message to a single woman on here will be the only one she's had all day and its damn rude that she didnt write an essay back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that your message to a single woman on here will be the only one she's had all day and its damn rude that she didnt write an essay back

or give you her phone number and postal address!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single mothers with kids at home love to invite you around to theirs for a 10 minute quicky while the kids are in bed asleep and they will never wake up if youre quiet, and she wont have any qualms about letting a mad axe murderer/potential paedophile into their homes late at night

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

profiles with no pics registered in either public or friends only galleries that state "only contact us if you have face pics" have nothing to hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my profile says safe sex only, but my pictures say bareback with 32 different cocks, then clearly it is the uploading process which "lost" the condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you all love my posts and are eagerly sat there awaiting the next little gem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you dont have a pic on your profile cos you dont want anyone to know its you - sending a message to a stranger and enclosing a face pic will guarantee they wont know you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If my profile says safe sex only, but my pictures say bareback with 32 different cocks, then clearly it is the uploading process which "lost" the condoms

No silly, they are just pics you took with your hubby/ boyfriend. Just so happens you have 32 hubbies/boyfriends!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Beware of me - I will shag your wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you all love my posts and are eagerly sat there awaiting the next little gem

Ask every single girl you meet if they would join forces for a Fab couples profile so you can get more pussy, and she will be absolutely delighted and jump at the chance, as she's definitely never been asked such a thing before

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

it is more secure, as concerned about privacy, to send face pics via email rather than uploading to this site

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Because youre on a swingers site you must be open-minded, tolerant and non-judgemental"

Most of the single fems here are just prossies in disguise and actually charge..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Because youre on a swingers site you must be open-minded, tolerant and non-judgemental

Most of the single fems here are just prossies in disguise and actually charge.."

That's 75p then please

- gonna take me a while to pay the mortgage off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beware of me - I will shag your wife!"

That's no myth ...I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your profile shouts NO TIMEWASTERS you will never get a timewaster wasting your time

Single bi-fems are only ever found competing in a horse race riding a Unicorn against Lord Lucan on Shergar

A long list of DON'Ts shouted at the beginning of a profile is the hallmark of a successful swinger

Only couples are allowed to call themselves swingers (legally defined by Sydney Uni) the rest of us are complete tarts that just want as much free sex as humanly possible

Excellent!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because youre on a swingers site you must be open-minded, tolerant and non-judgemental

Most of the single fems here are just prossies in disguise and actually charge.."

I wish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Will definitely be meeting him/her/them again!'"

Makes me giggle when it clearly was purely a social meet verification ...and it's like 24 moths old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Will definitely be meeting him/her/them again!'

Makes me giggle when it clearly was purely a social meet verification ...and it's like 24 moths old

....with zero follow up verification!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Will definitely be meeting him/her/them again!'

Makes me giggle when it clearly was purely a social meet verification ...and it's like 24 moths old

....with zero follow up verification!"

*months

ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it is more secure, as concerned about privacy, to send face pics via email rather than uploading to this site

oh god this drives me utterly potty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly stating your not pushy while being very pushy makes the female not take issue with you. . . . . . Being pushy lol

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Us single ladies are dressed in sexy undies and high heels and full makeup waiting to cam/pop out to give a quick bj any time of the day or night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranging a meet heightens the chance of your car breaking down thus not being able to make the meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ALL women are interested in black men

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

"Arranging a meet heightens the chance of your car breaking down thus not being able to make the meeting"

That or a family member going to hospital

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

those who state won't meet smokers on their profile never contact smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best 1 yet..........we will get a meet!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

That it's no wonder that Coloureds don't post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There's only one university in Sydney, actually the whole of Australia. All students at said university are experienced swingers, having studied fab so intensely, and all other subjects, other than BSc Fab Studies Hons are soon dropped.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Nobody blocks anyone, we all love the attention

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

Eveyone is happy to send intimate pics of their body, or masterbate together on cam prior to arranging a meet so that all parties know what they are getting.

Even if your preferences are for taller, younger men say you should 'give a chance' to short old ones, you might be surprised, and if you don't take this kind advice, its your loss.

If you do manage to meet someone suitable and indeed have great sex then you are lucky. It is in no way down to the time and effort you have put in finding and getting to know them.

Fab is a charity. Everyone should shag 10 people a year under this rule, so that they can all get their first meet and be verified.

Men who can make women squirt are gods with amazing powers

Everyone always showers, cleans teeth and changes into fresh clothes before meeting a potential sex partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I can deepthroat you

Dude honestly you can just come round and I'll suck your cock no strings attached, you won't even need to talk or look at me

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I only do bareback and get tested weekly

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

If somebody lives close to you this increases their attractiveness exponentially, all they have to do is say 'I'm just around the corner!', and you should meet them willingly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that because you're a bi woman you have a readily available bi female friend just gagging to have a 3sum at a moments notice with any guy who asks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Will definitely be meeting him/her/them again!'

Makes me giggle when it clearly was purely a social meet verification ...and it's like 24 moths old

Everyone has to post every single verification they ever get so we can all see how good they are in the sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance of anyone questioning other people's preferences whilst their profile contains their own errrrrrrmmm .....preferences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men who just love oral ...... them i could do it for hours ..... i love it cant get enough ...... usually false i have to say the odd one or too thats it really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single women must insist on a face pic if you want to contact them. Despite not having a face pic on their profile!

*runs for cover*

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By *lare GTV/TS
over a year ago

South of Sleaford

All TS/TVs are desperate for any guy (no matter how little is on the guy's profile) to walk into their home at a moments notice and have NSA uncommitted, unemotional sex with them.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Saying you don't accommodate doesn't apply because:

'I'm not one of the nutters and you won't regret it'

'I can't accommodate and you live on your own'

'I would have you round here but the wife isn't going out tonight'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have children and I'm a single mum but who cares ill leave them at home alone so you can give me the 'best night of my life'

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

If a woman says she would like to see a face pic rather than a cock pic, go ahead and send her one anyway! Yours is bound to convince her to meet blind anyway!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who just love oral ...... them i could do it for hours ..... i love it cant get enough ...... usually false i have to say the odd one or too thats it really

I'd like to think I'm one of the odd ones. I really do enjoy going down for hours. Mmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that because you're a bi woman you have a readily available bi female friend just gagging to have a 3sum at a moments notice with any guy who asks!

My personal favourite!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

All men must post cock pics, otherwise how do we know you are not a female lesbo man hating pic collector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who just love oral ...... them i could do it for hours ..... i love it cant get enough ...... usually false i have to say the odd one or too thats it really

If they have to do it for hours ...I do wonder about their tecnique

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

This thread has really been entertaining, I so enjoyed it and chuckled all the way through at some of the hilariously funny comments.

Just thought of this one :

"I am a professional (usually spelt incorrectly) ..."

Urban myth here? That statement means that he/she/they are always intelligent, well-off and immaculately groomed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This thread has really been entertaining, I so enjoyed it and chuckled all the way through at some of the hilariously funny comments.

Just thought of this one :

"I am a professional (usually spelt incorrectly) ..."

Urban myth here? That statement means that he/she/they are always intelligent, well-off and immaculately groomed

Or they just charge for their services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has really been entertaining, I so enjoyed it and chuckled all the way through at some of the hilariously funny comments.

Just thought of this one :

"I am a professional (usually spelt incorrectly) ..."

Urban myth here? That statement means that he/she/they are always intelligent, well-off and immaculately groomed

On a side note, I saw one the other day that said he was a "professional black guy" didnt know they got paid for it these days, Michael Jackson, wtf were you thinking, could have paid off all your debts dude!!!

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

You really are the only single bloke on here so any couple or single female you contact is being honoured by your suggestion, so eloquently put, to meet and have sex the way you want with you.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

if you are a fireman or a soldier... or have a 6 pack.... you are straight to the top of the queue and women should flock to you......

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"if you are a fireman or a soldier... or have a 6 pack.... you are straight to the top of the queue and women should flock to you......"

Don't think that is strictly a myth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you are a fireman or a soldier... or have a 6 pack.... you are straight to the top of the queue and women should flock to you......

Don't think that is strictly a myth?"

agree's

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Everyone who asks for advice on their profile is really eager to get it, as well as delete all the crap that they've got in their own, and incorporate all the really useful advice.

Said poster checks back regularly, ensuring that they thank others, as they aren't able to send flowers etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That upon joining the site if a gentleman merely whistles and waves his tadge about like an enthusiastic puppy's tail he will at once be knocked to the floor by a stampede of horny ladies ready to wrap their collective lips around his schlong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That upon joining the site if a gentleman merely whistles and waves his tadge about like an enthusiastic puppy's tail he will at once be knocked to the floor by a stampede of horny ladies ready to wrap their collective lips around his schlong."

Course he would lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Will definitely be meeting him/her/them again!'"
lol good one

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

every female is a pornstar and will perform every sex act known to man AND wouldnt want anything in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you will love my big cock.xx

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Young single bi fems outnumber others on here by 11-1 they are known to be aggressive and intimidate couples and single males by aggressively screaming "wanna fuck"

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

If you have agreed to meet in a public place then obviously its ok to offer to pick them up from their home address and drive alone with them in your car.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

All ladies wearing stockings, basques and killer heels on this site.... naturally wear them ALL THE TIME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only do bareback and get tested weekly"

no, monthly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a female says no she don't mean it try abuse that will change her mind

Females are only here for couples benefits and have no desires of their own and should be dam grateful that a couple have messaged them with their demands and instantly agree to be their entertainment and not have a say in what happens in meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And how can I forget the rule that says females will fall al a man's feet when man tells her he will bring a mate along even though she never had a message from man let alone agreed to a meet and also she will accept man refusing to send a pic or details of himself or 'mate' but will go along with demands of man to send naked pics of herself for them to judge if she 'fuckable' as she is only a female and has such does not require respect and is only on here to be a unpaid prostitute for men she absolutely no idea about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And how can I forget the rule that says females will fall al a man's feet when man tells her he will bring a mate along even though she never had a message from man let alone agreed to a meet and also she will accept man refusing to send a pic or details of himself or 'mate' but will go along with demands of man to send naked pics of herself for them to judge if she 'fuckable' as she is only a female and has such does not require respect and is only on here to be a unpaid prostitute for men she absolutely no idea about "

I can't actually believe there are bell-ends on here who follow this silly reasoning....no, actually I can.

Bet they're doing ever so well on here...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"if you are a fireman or a soldier... or have a 6 pack.... you are straight to the top of the queue and women should flock to you......

Don't think that is strictly a myth?"

You are right except the none myth goes....... and STUPID women will flock to you.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

not forgetting if your not attracted to someone its still your loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't actually believe there are bell-ends on here who follow this silly reasoning....no, actually I can.

Bet they're doing ever so well on here...

I got one saying hi sexy I will bring a mate and you will fuck us both I replied I not got any public pics so you no idea I sexy and I looked at your profile and you state your not into the one thing I absolutely must have on a meet he replied well my mate will do that to you while you make me come. to which I said no you wont I don't meet men who wont do 'that' you wont. And I not a free prostitute I decide who I fuck not the other way round. My block list is so long I surprised the site hasn't crashed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/05/12 19:05:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make half of couple meeting guys HAS a wife.

Copy paste works.

Copy paste without changing the name works better.

All women are soaking wet 24/7.

women can take all cocks if all shapes and size in every whole without foreplay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a woman says she is a size 12, then she is probably a 10!

If a man claims 9", he is likely to be twice that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women carry tape measures to meets. ( I must put one in my shag bag theres condoms lube blow job mints baby wipes etc but dam it I forgot the tape measure) as we are always asked what's the biggest cock you ever had. Well I can't answer that but if you was to ask me Mr I got a ruler next to my cock. Who is the biggest cunt I have had a message of . . . .

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

When you boast to a woman that you can lick pussy for hours and she sweetly replies "Come back when you've learned to do it properly."

She'll be there waiting for you, gagging for it, if and when you become proficient.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Any woman who seeks rampant NS sex is NOT a professional puppeteer.

Usual disclaimer applies. Deffo.

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

If you're a single guy and you turn down an offer of a meet on a Saturday, it must be because you're really married.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If you're a single guy and you turn down an offer of a meet on a Saturday, it must be because you're really married."

As opposed to playing at being married?

Who in their right mind would do that, or indeed be really married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men are not here to nail the site in any way, or add notches to their bed posts

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Any female that has "Not seeking guys - females only" really means she is looking for the one lucky guy that will agree to meet her and give up meeting any and every other woman for her.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

guys who say they can go down for hours are not using a different clock to the rest of us so when it appears that they've simply slobbered like a retriever for 5 mins and resurfaced looking for praise and a half hour bj its the females time perception that is wrong...

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

well said _habs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if you cant accommodate your playing away "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Men never just look at your pictures. They read your profile first and thoughtfully digest it before looking at your pics or emailing you "
Erm i have never viewed any pics without reading full profile first. If i dont like their personality i loose interest in anything else. Think Im the only guy though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a man is pawing all over you in a manner that resembles a wrestler on speed and says you like that don't you the female must respond in a way that boosts male ego to boiling point and if fails to do so is a frigid cow who has never had a real man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you have met a guy you are obligated to only meet that one. Should other men message you you are to immediately dismiss them as you 'no longer need to meet others now' said man can shag anything with a pulse and that's not to be questioned when he messages you in a demanding tone as to why you met someone else as you are only a female and on here to be picked up and put down like a dinted tin of beans in a supermarket aisle when ever said man blesses you with his time. the fact you did not verify him and have no wish to put yourself through another meet with him is because you have not had a real man.before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a female in a mmf is sucking a man's cock said man can discuss another woman with his mate as the gal should feel blessed to be sucking his cock and not take issue with be treated like a unpaid prostitute and should in fact feel turned on by such disrespect. Female should never expect to be treated as a equal she is there to service man while they discuss the next female they have set a meet up with and should never question this as its perfectly acceptable behavior if female is upset by this she needs to question this not the actions of man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guys who say they can go down for hours are not using a different clock to the rest of us so when it appears that they've simply slobbered like a retriever for 5 mins and resurfaced looking for praise and a half hour bj its the females time perception that is wrong...

The slobbering is so spot on so is the looking for praise lol we have obviously met the same males lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The slobbering is so spot on so is the looking for praise lol we have obviously met the same males lol "
these are the guys who have heard women say that they can have good sex even if they don't come and taken that to mean that they don't even need to try and that any woman who expects or demands an orgasm is being unreasonable - we should be grateful that he is prepared to go down briefly, now put up, shut up and deep throat him whether you like it or not!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Every woman is a total babe

Every man is a Greek Adonis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All ladies love to be licked out hours on end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're a single guy and you turn down an offer of a meet on a Saturday, it must be because you're really married.

As opposed to playing at being married?

Who in their right mind would do that, or indeed be really married.

tch, agree absolutely no need for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great post, really engrossing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99% of forum threads don't turn into slagging matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have children and I'm a single mum but who cares ill leave them at home alone so you can give me the 'best night of my life'

Or of course I have no problem sticking the kids in front of a DVD while I suck your cock in the next room....

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By *ucktruckCouple
over a year ago

derby

People with "Will fill in later" on their profile will actually fill it in later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writing "can I ask you a question?" in a message will guarantee a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That because I bi I will sexually assault a straight female if I was to meet a straight couple as I have no self control and as a SINGLE bi female I will partake in absolutely any sexual act with absolutely anyone because as well as having no morals I also have no preferences of my own and have no right to question anyone or ask what they think I might get from the meet as I get the satisfaction of fulfilling THEIR needs and if I do question this I am obviously a fake and need to be outed as one to the world lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Putting 'ask me' instead of a well considered profile will get lots of messages from people eager to ask and find out - no-one will go, meh, can't be arsed...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

All requests for a "meet today at 2o'clock in the park" will turn into an instant flash mob orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That single guys can't be choosy about who they meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on this site you will never get ignored!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All requests for a "meet today at 2o'clock in the park" will turn into an instant flash mob orgy"

To the tune of Michael Jacksons Bad!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"That single guys can't be choosy about who they meet!"

You clearly haven't tried it to see how much abuse you get if you chose to be!!! lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ranting on the forums that your fed up of being ignored (no replies) and saying your leaving the site will have hundreds of site users offering a 'sympathy shag'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a female says no new meets due to well whatever reason her real life has taken over playtime. That means message her demanding sex coz it wont apply to you your unique message will have her ripping her knickers of screaming fuck me now big boy I so glad you hassled me at a time when I thought I needed time out from play when what I really need is to be treated like a free prostitute for your needs completely ignoring my own. Lol

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"When a female says no new meets due to well whatever reason her real life has taken over playtime. That means message her demanding sex coz it wont apply to you your unique message will have her ripping her knickers of screaming fuck me now big boy I so glad you hassled me at a time when I thought I needed time out from play when what I really need is to be treated like a free prostitute for your needs completely ignoring my own. Lol"

You're sure its not because she hasn't (finally) found the boyfriend/relationship she truly craved hence joining the site in the first place?

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Ranting on the forums that your fed up of being ignored (no replies) and saying your leaving the site will have hundreds of site users offering a 'sympathy shag'

Really??!! I need to try this sometime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on here can spell.

You will eventually get a meet.

That morbidly obese person is totally reasonable to ask for a gym sculpted body on a potential mate.

Yes I'd love to meet having seen 0 pics of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generalisations is aimed at you! Yes... You!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That single guys can't be choosy about who they meet!

You clearly haven't tried it to see how much abuse you get if you chose to be!!! lol."

Believe me, I have on numerous occasions! One particular set of messages made me laugh so much I kept the messages in my inbox for ages just to cheer me up if I ever needed it. It was along the lines of " who do u fink u ar. begers can't b chozers u no" and more to that effect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all swingers are nice people x lol the ones i meet face to face ive never had a cross word with but everyone else ...................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all swingers are nice people x lol the ones i meet face to face ive never had a cross word with but everyone else ...................

Oh dear

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

The regulars in chatrooms will welcome newbies with open arms and encourage them to join in the chat and friendly banter..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If your new to the site, feeling a little bit lost or just need some friendly advice. Pop into the forums.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your new to the site, feeling a little bit lost or just need some friendly advice. Pop into the forums......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

165 is the fab forum limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pubic hair in your mouth will not kill you

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Having you boobs out in chat makes no difference whatsoever to the attention you egt

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Everyone on fab is completely sane and has the certificate to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will meet anyone

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Using condoms means you are 100% disease free.

No/hidden verifications means you are a timewaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you really put some effort in your messages you will get a reply

that people in here do really care about a intelligence or the ability of holding a conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that people in here do really care about a intelligence"

Fail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for fun with like mided females..."

Fail

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

""I'm looking for fun with like mided females..."

Fail

you had him lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

'Will fill in later'

on profiles, especially older profiles, means that the user is so busy getting fucked every which way that they're not really needing to shout about their incredible talents and offerings. They always like to tantalise and intrigue others into sex, and it never fails.

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