FabSwingers.com forum: Part of your body

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What part of your body would you replace with an improved mechanical version?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

My dodgy knee, had an op on it my 20s but still not right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take a new back please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A facelift lmao

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Right now my neck as I slept really bad and it hurts

Anyone want to massage me

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New back and legs please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes, red ones like a terminator....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right shoulder and my skinny legs!

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

New back

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Legs and make them 3-4 inches longer

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

New knees please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Legs and make them 3-4 inches longer

Good things come in small packages!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now my neck as I slept really bad and it hurts

Anyone want to massage me

Would you like me to be your pain in the neck?

I meant, help you remove the pain on the neck!

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Right now my neck as I slept really bad and it hurts

Anyone want to massage me

But I might get distracted and do other stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoulder

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Cervical vertebrae, right rotator cuff and both knees please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Legs and make them 3-4 inches longer

Can I carry you around?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cervical vertebrae, right rotator cuff and both knees please

I said part. Not the whole body!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My brain."

We will see if we can give it an upgrade!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Can you turn me into one of the fembots from Austin Powers? I reckon it would be fun to be able to shoot people with my jubblies

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My left wrist hurts for some reason can I have a replacement please? - you’ll have to do it without an operation though

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Moelfre

Eyes, can I have a pair that work please?

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Lee Majors here

Shoulders , left Elbow,

Both Knees, right ankle, 3 fingers and 2 toes oh and a Tail bone

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Name a joint

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Legs and make them 3-4 inches longer

Good things come in small packages!

I’d still be a shortie

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Legs and make them 3-4 inches longer

Can I carry you around?

You’d need a new back

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can you turn me into one of the fembots from Austin Powers? I reckon it would be fun to be able to shoot people with my jubblies

Great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall. "

Oh shush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall.

Oh shush!

Wtf!!! Did you know your willy is out?!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Right now my neck as I slept really bad and it hurts

Anyone want to massage me

But I might get distracted and do other stuff

That might take my mind off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm maybe my hip joints as I had some issues recently. Touch wood gone now. Also would be nice to be super flexible in that body area

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Right now my neck as I slept really bad and it hurts

Anyone want to massage me

Would you like me to be your pain in the neck?

I meant, help you remove the pain on the neck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What part of your body would you replace with an improved mechanical version?

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penis i want to be able to fcuk for 366 days straight

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall.

Oh shush!

Wtf!!! Did you know your willy is out?!!

I gave him parole for an hour or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall.

Oh shush!

Wtf!!! Did you know your willy is out?!!

I gave him parole for an hour or so

Well don’t come crying to me again when you’re up to your neck in minge! You bring it all on yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Legs and make them 3-4 inches longer

Can I carry you around?

You’d need a new back

Back is fine. I have a strong core too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hair "

Where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall. "

I will have them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall.

I will have them!

You’re already tall enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What part of your body would you replace with an improved mechanical version?

penis i want to be able to fcuk for 366 days straight

We can arrange one. Does it need to be attached to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hips, they cause me alot of bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hips, they cause me alot of bother"
and me my eyes can't focus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall.

I will have them!

You’re already tall enough!"

Not for me to walk on, but to kiss on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall.

I will have them!

You’re already tall enough!

Not for me to walk on, but to kiss on it!

Oh I see! I’ll send you the flabby bits. They’re the bits I’ll be getting rid of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What part of your body would you replace with an improved mechanical version?

penis i want to be able to fcuk for 366 days straight

We can arrange one. Does it need to be attached to you?

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lol omg hope this is a hypothetical question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm maybe my hip joints as I had some issues recently. Touch wood gone now. Also would be nice to be super flexible in that body area

Can I kiss it better for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What part of your body would you replace with an improved mechanical version?

penis i want to be able to fcuk for 366 days straight

We can arrange one. Does it need to be attached to you?

lol omg hope this is a hypothetical question

You dont need to be around when you are fcuking the ladies! There are lot more benefits. Think about it overnight and come back to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall.

I will have them!

You’re already tall enough!

Not for me to walk on, but to kiss on it!

Oh I see! I’ll send you the flabby bits. They’re the bits I’ll be getting rid of. "

You will burn all that off when I am done with you!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall. "

I’ll have them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall.

I’ll have them

. If I could I would! X

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"What part of your body would you replace with an improved mechanical version?

I’d like something to help me back up when I sit/kneel on the floor please?

I currently have to crawl to the nearest table or counter and haul myself up! Very sexy!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ears

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Chop some off my legs so I’m not as tall.

I’ll have them

. If I could I would! X"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ears

That will only fix you hearing. It wont fix your listening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My knees

Glad, you didn't say your bum. It's just perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All functioning pretty well considering my age, so I wouldn’t replace anything.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My knees

Glad, you didn't say your bum. It's just perfect!

My bum rarely gives me trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now my neck as I slept really bad and it hurts

Anyone want to massage me

I'll got get the oils and scented candles out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My digestive system. Especially the small intestine.

So that I can eat what I want when I want without any negative effects.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ears

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I would also change this as i do have hearing loss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ears

I would also change this as i do have hearing loss "

She will be back soon. We are just having a very important naked discussion in the private room!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

My back for sure, can’t stay in the same position too long

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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Ohh definitely my knee or just the cartilage behind my kneecap

Hurts so bad

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

My right wrist. Fecked it up years ago fighting and its never been the same and noone knows whats up with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ears

I would also change this as i do have hearing loss

She will be back soon. We are just having a very important naked discussion in the private room!

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what my ears and you???

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Cervical vertebrae, right rotator cuff and both knees please

I said part. Not the whole body!

Cheeky bugger! There’s more to me than that

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