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Noah's Arc is leaving... Are you in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Noah has refurbished his Arc and is preparing to leave the planet for pastures new.

Say you are IN and let Noah know WHY he should take you.

Let your future partner/partners know by posting here or by sending a PM. But make sure to tell them WHY you chose them and WHY they should choose you.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should choose me, because I’m me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should choose me, because I’m me. "

Of course. Noah is pleased with you. Welcome on board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, i am no bother and will stay 2 metres apart from everyone, won't be in anyones way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of the smell

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have space for all my partners. There are a few of them. The problem is they are all tassered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of the smell

No thanks"

That’s just my fanny. You get used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of the smell

No thanks

That’s just my fanny. You get used to it"

Ewwwwwwwww! Can I catch the next arc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of the smell

No thanks

That’s just my fanny. You get used to it

Ewwwwwwwww! Can I catch the next arc! "

Yeah, bye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have space for all my partners. There are a few of them. The problem is they are all tassered! "

Yes, plenty of space. Your partners need to be willing. So no tasered ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think of the smell

No thanks

That’s just my fanny. You get used to it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, if Noah will have me!!! But I tend to bring a flock with me rather than just one partner!!!

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Count me in, if I pass Noah's stringent vetting protocol.

The difficulty will be in choosing which partner to bring with me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in, if Noah will have me!!! But I tend to bring a flock with me rather than just one partner!!! "

Are you talking about sheeps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in, if Noah will have me!!! But I tend to bring a flock with me rather than just one partner!!! "

That's allowed.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

He's a cuck, I sleep with his wife.

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By *unnyLinguistMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

The arc was the rainbow afterwards.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Not in, crap at sailing (on the sea or (I imagine) in space) and I don't support the strategy of laying this planet to waste and then buggering off to destroy another one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's a cuck, I sleep with his wife. "

Are you in or not?

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Nope, fuck you Noah you sanctimonious prick! Judging me! Two of each animal will only lead to a fucked up gene pool and pretty much zero chance of any reproduction of species and humans too.

I'd rather drown!

In fact I'd bludgeon Noah to death with a passing tortoise then drown and hope i go to hell where there's less contradiction.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

If the idea is to procreate and build up the species then I’m out as I’ve had the snip.

However I am prepared to be a sexual plaything for the women on board for the other times

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"He's a cuck, I sleep with his wife.

Are you in or not? "

More in than he is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the idea is to procreate and build up the species then I’m out as I’ve had the snip.

However I am prepared to be a sexual plaything for the women on board for the other times "

You are in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a reminder. Do ignore the duplicate thread. Apols.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Sure, can I be one of the worms that eats through the bow which will eventually cause the ship to sink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can milk the animals

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Because I am a dove .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can milk the animals

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Welcome on board

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I am a dove ....."

Get in...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure, can I be one of the worms that eats through the bow which will eventually cause the ship to sink?"

You are welcome too. We need worms. The arc is built to last.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Sure, can I be one of the worms that eats through the bow which will eventually cause the ship to sink?

You are welcome too. We need worms. The arc is built to last. "

Not when I'm finished with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in, i am no bother and will stay 2 metres apart from everyone, won't be in anyones way "

You are definitely in. Yoh are free to play after two weeks of boarding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Count me in, if I pass Noah's stringent vetting protocol.

The difficulty will be in choosing which partner to bring with me..."

Set up hunger games. Or just toss the coin. Its Cheaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the idea is to procreate and build up the species then I’m out as I’ve had the snip.

However I am prepared to be a sexual plaything for the women on board for the other times "

A lady fluffer

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"If the idea is to procreate and build up the species then I’m out as I’ve had the snip.

However I am prepared to be a sexual plaything for the women on board for the other times

A lady fluffer"

I’m prepared to make that sacrifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there wine on the arc?

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