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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() Human bottom half and kiwi top half or the other way round? | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() So are you a ki or a wi? | |||
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"Afraid not, bro." Hard case. Had a big one on the turps! ![]() | |||
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"Half a kiwi? Is it the bottom half? Like an own brand version of a mermaid? " The punters are out in full force! ![]() | |||
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"Afraid not, bro. Hard case. Had a big one on the turps! ![]() Ghost chip bro? | |||
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"I love a kiwi. So I'm book marking this post. ![]() Would you like to go on tiki tour? ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() You can grab yourself a banger any time you fancy. Can you not pick them up with your kiwi wings? . . . . Yes, sneaky way of finding out which half is the human one... | |||
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"Now I want kiwi" Why do kiwis make better lovers than the Aussies? Because the kiwi's are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 minutes and still come second! ![]() | |||
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"Now I want kiwi Why do kiwis make better lovers than the Aussies? Because the kiwi's are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 minutes and still come second! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hell of a rugby team! Or many many teams!! Nice scenery too if Lord of the Rings is to be believed? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"New Zealand is certainly a beautiful country." I’d love to go. It looks so beautiful ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() She is such a dag! ![]() | |||
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"New Zealand is certainly a beautiful country. I’d love to go. It looks so beautiful ![]() Can you handle the jandal? ![]() | |||
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"Went there two years ago, fell in love with the place. If you haven’t been....go!!!! " Agree. I am glad I gave a home here! ![]() | |||
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"New Zealand is certainly a beautiful country. I’d love to go. It looks so beautiful ![]() ![]() I’m not sure what that is ![]() | |||
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"Hell of a rugby team! Or many many teams!! Nice scenery too if Lord of the Rings is to be believed? ![]() ![]() Omg it was them two things that makes me wana go desperately. Dam Covid-19 stopped me ![]() | |||
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"New Zealand is certainly a beautiful country. I’d love to go. It looks so beautiful ![]() ![]() ![]() Okay. Rattle your days! ![]() | |||
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"New Zealand is certainly a beautiful country. I’d love to go. It looks so beautiful ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Rattle your dags!* | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() ![]() Is great galah just an ozzie thing or does that work in New Zealand too (sorry, my knowledge of that part of the world comes entirely from Neighbours, Home and Away and Shortland Street)? | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() ![]() That is ozzie. Those Aussies need a rarking up! ![]() | |||
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"New Zealand is certainly a beautiful country. I’d love to go. It looks so beautiful ![]() ![]() I'll stick to me thongs, ya flamin' galah. | |||
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"New Zealand is certainly a beautiful country. I’d love to go. It looks so beautiful ![]() ![]() Chur. Yeah nah! ![]() | |||
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"Nah yeah! ![]() Never confuse a kiwi with an Aussie. One's a soft hairy fruit and other's a kiwi! ![]() | |||
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"Need to go to the dunny to chunder cos you had too much goon?" Yes. Chocka! ![]() | |||
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"Need to go to the dunny to chunder cos you had too much goon? Yes. Chocka! ![]() I'm suddenly reminded of a Christmas song from church about no room in the inn. "Chocka block, as a matter of fact" ![]() | |||
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"Need to go to the dunny to chunder cos you had too much goon? Yes. Chocka! ![]() ![]() Hard out! ![]() | |||
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"Never had a kiwi before ![]() There is always a first time! ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() No | |||
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"My New Zealand friend go for it, and good fortune in whatever you do. Tried to PM you but couldn't. G'night to you. I'm off to bed! ![]() Thanks bro. I have filters on. Too many blokes messaging me and they are not looking for a social chat! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think the NZ PM is a very strong leader and have dealt with CV well but I do feel that the lack of widespread infection and deaths is down to geography as much as how the reacted to it, which they did well too " One would argue that she to tried to kill a fly with a sledgehammer! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() Would you like to be one? ![]() | |||
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"If there are any genuine Maori guys on the site feel free to message me. " Does it have to be Maori? ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() Na | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() You are such an egg! ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() ![]() Ta | |||
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"If there are any genuine Maori guys on the site feel free to message me. Does it have to be Maori? ![]() Well I do like their skin colour, would make nice babies between us. I like a NZ accent as well. | |||
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"If there are any genuine Maori guys on the site feel free to message me. Does it have to be Maori? ![]() I can help you with that. Skin colour tick, I have a baby making machine too! ![]() | |||
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"If there are any genuine Maori guys on the site feel free to message me. Does it have to be Maori? ![]() By the way, you might be the primary reason for global warming! ![]() | |||
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"If there are any genuine Maori guys on the site feel free to message me. Does it have to be Maori? ![]() ![]() Ahh but would the child support wales or NZ in rugby? Also if you look like Dan Carter then fly over! | |||
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"If there are any genuine Maori guys on the site feel free to message me. Does it have to be Maori? ![]() ![]() All blacks anyday! No point in supporting Wales. They never win! ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() a flightless bird....... why? ![]() | |||
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"Where did the term Kiwi come from? I’ve always wondered. ![]() The name derives from the kiwi, a native flightless bird which is a national symbol of New Zealand. ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i think people are naturally becoming nomadic we've learn a lot from the Aboriginal culture ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aboriginal had a tough time with the convicts..lol. One of my mate who I think is quite funny went to Queensland from NZ, and one of the immigration officers asked him if he had any criminal convictions. He told the immigration officer that if he had a conviction he would have ended up in Aussie and not NZ. That didn't go well for him and he had to go through a full strip search! ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol oh well maybe sarcasm really isn't a good thing at airport security ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He learned the hard way. Can't blame him, he is English! ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hey so am i although it seems not by decent ![]() | |||
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"Get a room you pair." Would you like to join in? You could be part of our first threesome! ![]() | |||
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"Get a room you pair. Would you like to join in? You could be part of our first threesome! ![]() No | |||
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"Get a room you pair. Would you like to join in? You could be part of our first threesome! ![]() You sure? They won't be a second chance! ![]() | |||
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"Get a room you pair. Would you like to join in? You could be part of our first threesome! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is there any kiwis around? Well, I call myself half a kiwi! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My mum spent 14 yes over there as a ten Bob pomme. My grand father was in the NZ army and had a gun carriage funeral. Two of my dad's brothers moved out there with their families and became really smug! I'm looking to visit." ![]() | |||
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"Never had a kiwi before ![]() ![]() But do they taste nice ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Never had a kiwi before ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Would you like to try before you buy? ![]() | |||
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"Half English/half kiwi, fully intend on moving to New Zealand in the next 2-3 years. " Kia Ora! Great choice! ![]() | |||
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"New Zealand is certainly a beautiful country. I’d love to go. It looks so beautiful ![]() ![]() Haha.... thongs! Use to male us LOL in Australia , signs saying no thongs or singlets | |||
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"No, but as you know I used to live in Hamilton and go back to visit from time to time. Have lots of family there, north and south islands - awesome place, awesome people, funny accents. " Damn! You are not a Jaffa! ![]() | |||
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"Hooroo from Pommyland. Not the manchester section, the place ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Love NZ. Franz Joseph is amazing. X" Agree. I am sure you are too! ![]() | |||
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"Every time people talk about eating Kiwis I think of cannibalism. It's why I call them kiwi fruit." Well I'm not eating him, merely licking the bits I like ![]() | |||
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"I know someone who went out to NZ for a year. They said it was like the UK but without the bad bits." The climate is similar | |||
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"I'll be over here taking credit for Crowded House ![]() I've put Recurring Dream on now ![]() | |||
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"I know someone who went out to NZ for a year. They said it was like the UK but without the bad bits. The climate is similar " Depends which Island you are in. The winters in north Island are like the British summer. And then summers here last for almost 6 months. Definitely better then the UK for sure! ![]() | |||
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"The moari's handed us a can of whoopass" Maoris kick everyone's arse ![]() | |||
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"The moari's handed us a can of whoopass Maoris kick everyone's arse ![]() Hell yeah! ![]() | |||
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"The moari's handed us a can of whoopass Maoris kick everyone's arse ![]() ![]() There are not a lot left now, unfortunately! | |||
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