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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What conspiracy theory would you like to start?

Go on - convince us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you know recently UFOs footage was released by the Pentagon and it is the most convincing account that I have ever seen.

Now part of me is thinking it crashed in China and was eaten at a wet market in Wuhan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeside isn’t a virgin. He’s got 14 kids but maintains he is virginal to avoid the child support payments.

You didn’t hear it from me

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Elvis is still alive and working in a chip shop in Torquay

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Hitler was a smashing bloke

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Elvis is still alive and working in a chip shop in Torquay"

Or rather not working at the moment (wouldn't want to get him Into trouble)

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

That the Covid-19 virus is man made and was planned. The ideal coverup as a way to try and reduce the worlds population. Designed to specifically attack the elderly and the infirm and reduce the long term pressure on the care and support systems. Other benefits include, less pollution, animal populations get a boost, governments can take back control and re nationalise parts of previously privatised infrastructure. Etc etc.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"That the Covid-19 virus is man made and was planned. The ideal coverup as a way to try and reduce the worlds population. Designed to specifically attack the elderly and the infirm and reduce the long term pressure on the care and support systems. Other benefits include, less pollution, animal populations get a boost, governments can take back control and re nationalise parts of previously privatised infrastructure. Etc etc. "

They failed to make it lethal enough if that was true so not buying it.

Elvis on the other hand I can guarantee ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘These unprecedented times’ were just fabricated to eradicate the swinging world and right at this moment there is a whole underground network of clubs currently open and meets taking place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've had Covid19 and are immune you won't have to social distance.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"‘These unprecedented times’ were just fabricated to eradicate the swinging world and right at this moment there is a whole underground network of clubs currently open and meets taking place "

I know Elvis told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bojo is Trumps bastard child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandro95 is actually a Billionaire and has a harem of wives and they are all into pegging

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Seen any baby Pigeons lately ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The corona virus, that it is infact influenza, also if you look at the figures, influenza have up to 650000 cases whilst corona just have 250000.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JK Rowling isn’t a fictional author. She’s actually a whistleblower and the entire magical community are pissed off with her.

Covid-19? Pfft. Wake up peoples. It’s fake news. We’re just keeping you inside because all the dementors around atm

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Hitler was a smashing bloke "

That’s so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JK Rowling isn’t a fictional author. She’s actually a whistleblower and the entire magical community are pissed off with her. "

I’m gonna dream about this tonight.

I so wish that were true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill Gates has invented 5G network to spread Corona virus across entire world, including places with no 5G towers!

He's a criminal mastermind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JK Rowling isn’t a fictional author. She’s actually a whistleblower and the entire magical community are pissed off with her.

I’m gonna dream about this tonight.

I so wish that were true."

I’m a proud hufflepuff.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Trump released the Corona and blaming it on the Chinese as best addicted to disinfectant and fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeside isn’t a virgin. He’s got 14 kids but maintains he is virginal to avoid the child support payments.

You didn’t hear it from me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JK Rowling isn’t a fictional author. She’s actually a whistleblower and the entire magical community are pissed off with her.

I’m gonna dream about this tonight.

I so wish that were true.

I’m a proud hufflepuff. "

Someone has to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JK Rowling isn’t a fictional author. She’s actually a whistleblower and the entire magical community are pissed off with her.

I’m gonna dream about this tonight.

I so wish that were true.

I’m a proud hufflepuff.

Someone has to be "

Rather be a proud hufflepuff than a squib

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Seen any baby Pigeons lately ?"

Not seen many seagulls around here, it's the seagull god trying to wean them off pasties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JK Rowling isn’t a fictional author. She’s actually a whistleblower and the entire magical community are pissed off with her.

I’m gonna dream about this tonight.

I so wish that were true.

I’m a proud hufflepuff.

Someone has to be

Rather be a proud hufflepuff than a squib "

Squib

That hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Philip Schofield isn’t actually gay it’s just an elaborate plot to stop middle aged women sending him their knickers.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Philip Schofield isn’t actually gay it’s just an elaborate plot to stop middle aged women sending him their knickers."

Because Daniel O'Donnell was getting jealous

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

All men are the same

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Australia is a conspiracy. Some d*unk students made up platypuses. I mean, c'mon, really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen any baby Pigeons lately ?

Not seen many seagulls around here, it's the seagull god trying to wean them off pasties"

Not seen an illegal either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JK Rowling isn’t a fictional author. She’s actually a whistleblower and the entire magical community are pissed off with her.

I’m gonna dream about this tonight.

I so wish that were true.

I’m a proud hufflepuff.

Someone has to be "

Hey watch it mr, us hufflepuffs are everywhere

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

We are the descendent of an Alien Race and left to inhabit the planet as an experiment

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

That Trump starred in a series of Tango adverts back in early 90's follwing his first bankruptcy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"JK Rowling isn’t a fictional author. She’s actually a whistleblower and the entire magical community are pissed off with her.

I’m gonna dream about this tonight.

I so wish that were true.

I’m a proud hufflepuff.

Someone has to be

Hey watch it mr, us hufflepuffs are everywhere "

I’m a Slytherin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also; the only one that has me convinced is JamieHants. But even then, I truly believe that JK Rowling is Rita Skeeter’s friendly, kinder and honest sister, who also interviews people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human evolution has stopped and we are either going to be extinct or go backwards to be apes.

Evidence is already here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Human evolution has stopped and we are either going to be extinct or go backwards to be apes.

Evidence is already here.

"

Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also; the only one that has me convinced is JamieHants. But even then, I truly believe that JK Rowling is Rita Skeeter’s friendly, kinder and honest sister, who also interviews people "

Does this mean I’ve won? Is there a trophy? Crown? Gift card?

That’s a good theory on JK Rowling being Rita Skeeters sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coronavirus was done on purpose by the Chinese government to install 5G

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By *xycpl699Couple
over a year ago

kilmarnock


"The corona virus, that it is infact influenza, also if you look at the figures, influenza have up to 650000 cases whilst corona just have 250000."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Human evolution has stopped and we are either going to be extinct or go backwards to be apes.

Evidence is already here.

Where? "

Here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bill Gates has invented 5G network to spread Corona virus across entire world, including places with no 5G towers!

He's a criminal mastermind!"

Honestly the only place on the entire planet where a selection of the populous believes that the Corona Virus is in any way shape or form caused or transmitted by 5G.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are the descendent of an Alien Race and left to inhabit the planet as an experiment "

Get it right, we were left behind. They abandoned us for a better looking species a few solar systems over.

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not really starting as there were lots of documentaries about it, but will never be proven.

But I believe 9/11 definitely had involvement from the American government, and there were explosives in the twin towers. Buildings don't fall like that. Except from organised explosions to bring down high rises.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not really starting as there were lots of documentaries about it, but will never be proven.

But I believe 9/11 definitely had involvement from the American government, and there were explosives in the twin towers. Buildings don't fall like that. Except from organised explosions to bring down high rises. "

Fuel jet can’t melt steal beams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not really starting as there were lots of documentaries about it, but will never be proven.

But I believe 9/11 definitely had involvement from the American government, and there were explosives in the twin towers. Buildings don't fall like that. Except from organised explosions to bring down high rises.

Fuel jet can’t melt steal beams"

Fuel jet

Jet fuel

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Someone recently dated me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone recently dated me "

I believe it

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"Someone recently dated me "

This must be true, I saw a meme about it on Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone recently dated me

I believe it"

Nah. I don’t. I saw him on the undateables

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone recently dated me

I believe it

Nah. I don’t. I saw him on the undateables "

I thought he was on the show where you get your willy out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone recently dated me

I believe it

Nah. I don’t. I saw him on the undateables

I thought he was on the show where you get your willy out"

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Not really starting as there were lots of documentaries about it, but will never be proven.

But I believe 9/11 definitely had involvement from the American government, and there were explosives in the twin towers. Buildings don't fall like that. Except from organised explosions to bring down high rises.

Fuel jet can’t melt steal beams

Fuel jet

Jet fuel"

Got what you meant

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Someone recently dated me "

What your fab single

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Someone recently dated me

What your fab single "

Who knew?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone recently dated me

What your fab single

Who knew? "

Aren’t you married?

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Lynx produced a miniature version of their deodorant cans , solely to be used to compare the size of cocks on fab

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


"Not really starting as there were lots of documentaries about it, but will never be proven.

But I believe 9/11 definitely had involvement from the American government, and there were explosives in the twin towers. Buildings don't fall like that. Except from organised explosions to bring down high rises.

Jet fuel can’t melt steal beams"

It didn’t turn them molten no but it did affect their structural integrity.

It was the truss design that then meant that as soon as one floor collapsed, the stress on the floor below was unsustainable. Literally (by which I mean literally) like a tower of cards.

Truss design buildings had long been maligned by fire engineers and got the tag line from fire fighters: Never trust a truss

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Someone recently dated me

What your fab single

Who knew?

Aren’t you married?"

Yes. To my ego it seems

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This Virus was actually started by Aliens who beamed it to Wuhan using Gamma Rays.

Whilst people were indoors they then plotted humanities downfall by burying pods underground containing a deadly toxin that in a few weeks will sprout up and release a nerve agent , killing everyone on earth.

Except Will Smith obviously!!

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

My own conspiracy theory is that there’s a secret organisation planning to assassinate “The Donald” and his closest family members.

Their name? Top Trumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The corona virus, that it is infact influenza, also if you look at the figures, influenza have up to 650000 cases whilst corona just have 250000."
I will explain more, they say it is worse than influenza then the corona cases should be higher then 650000. I dont think it will get close to that figure there.

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By *iggydog78Man
over a year ago

London

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By *iggydog78Man
over a year ago

London


"The rich and famous fake deaths....

Robert maxwell

Lady di

Michael Jackson

Elvis

Kurt

cobain

Whitney....

"

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Not really starting as there were lots of documentaries about it, but will never be proven.

But I believe 9/11 definitely had involvement from the American government, and there were explosives in the twin towers. Buildings don't fall like that. Except from organised explosions to bring down high rises.

Jet fuel can’t melt steal beams

It didn’t turn them molten no but it did affect their structural integrity.

It was the truss design that then meant that as soon as one floor collapsed, the stress on the floor below was unsustainable. Literally (by which I mean literally) like a tower of cards.

Truss design buildings had long been maligned by fire engineers and got the tag line from fire fighters: Never trust a truss"

I'm sticking by it haha. Also why did no fighter jets respond quickly. Because there was a training exercise on that day. Coincidence that a terrorist attack is on the very day that is on? I think not. Insider info.

Also what about the pentagon one? That was dodgy too.

Didn't add up.

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