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"Go on do your best " You look like you've a hundred old mens pubes glued to your face... | |||
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"Your profile picture should be an ad for birth control." Your mum should be an advert for birth control... | |||
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"Your profile picture should be an ad for birth control. Your mum should be an advert for birth control..." How creative, using the joke of someone else  | |||
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"You guys should get a room " You definitely look like the type of woman to say : having triplets is being pregnant for 27 months | |||
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"You guys should get a room You definitely look like the type of woman to say : having triplets is being pregnant for 27 months" I undertook maths. It’s 9 more months than twins. Am not an idiot  | |||
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"You guys should get a room You definitely look like the type of woman to say : having triplets is being pregnant for 27 months I undertook maths. It’s 9 more months than twins. Am not an idiot " good comeback ! I am out of any ! You won | |||
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"Spit roast anyone?" Why you have no male friends for that? Yet Every men you've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends. | |||
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"Spit roast anyone? Why you have no male friends for that? Yet Every men you've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends. " I'm fucked then. | |||
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"Spit roast anyone? Why you have no male friends for that? Yet Every men you've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends. I'm fucked then." Don't said that Billy | |||
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"Spit roast anyone? Why you have no male friends for that? Yet Every men you've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends. I'm fucked then." Or not if they just want to be friends  | |||
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"The men on these threads are a bunch of pussies, so afraid of swying something to the ladies in case it buggers their (non-existent) chances of a meet sometime next year, or worse, its seen as ungentlemanly! "As you look like a man, I can safely tell you to get lost | |||
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"Spit roast anyone? Why you have no male friends for that? Yet Every men you've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends. I'm fucked then. Don't said that Billy " Probably made sense in your head | |||
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"The men on these threads are a bunch of pussies, so afraid of swying something to the ladies in case it buggers their (non-existent) chances of a meet sometime next year, or worse, its seen as ungentlemanly! "He speaks the truth. Top bloke | |||
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"Spit roast anyone? Why you have no male friends for that? Yet Every men you've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends. I'm fucked then. Or not if they just want to be friends "I must be on a wrong site  | |||
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"Spit roast anyone? Why you have no male friends for that? Yet Every men you've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends. I'm fucked then. Don't said that Billy Probably made sense in your head "Hahahah well played | |||
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"Spit roast anyone? Why you have no male friends for that? Yet Every men you've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends. I'm fucked then. Or not if they just want to be friends
I must be on a wrong site "Ye try Facebook | |||
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"Tongue of a serpent, but truthful " That was meant for Testarossa | |||
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"Tongue of a serpent, but truthful That was meant for Testarossa " Reply + quote button love | |||
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"Tongue of a serpent, but truthful That was meant for Testarossa " She'd make me laugh too much | |||
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"The men on these threads are a bunch of pussies, so afraid of swying something to the ladies in case it buggers their (non-existent) chances of a meet sometime next year, or worse, its seen as ungentlemanly!
As you look like a man, I can safely tell you to get lost "Better than being a bearded lady!  | |||
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"Tongue of a serpent, but truthful That was meant for Testarossa " Well that is the weakest roast ever. Never invite me for coffee | |||
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"Tongue of a serpent, but truthful That was meant for Testarossa Reply + quote button love " I know moved to damn quick - this oldie will learn to type faster  | |||
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"The men on these threads are a bunch of pussies, so afraid of swying something to the ladies in case it buggers their (non-existent) chances of a meet sometime next year, or worse, its seen as ungentlemanly!
As you look like a man, I can safely tell you to get lost
Better than being a bearded lady like hyppychick "Couldn't have said it better ! | |||
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"Tongue of a serpent, but truthful That was meant for Testarossa Reply + quote button love I know moved to damn quick - this oldie will learn to type faster "Need your grand kids to teach you how to use your phone? | |||
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"Tongue of a serpent, but truthful That was meant for Testarossa Reply + quote button love I know moved to damn quick - this oldie will learn to type faster
Need your grand kids to teach you how to use your phone? "She usually puts it inside her foof and uses the landline to call it | |||
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"Tongue of a serpent, but truthful That was meant for Testarossa Reply + quote button love I know moved to damn quick - this oldie will learn to type faster
Need your grand kids to teach you how to use your phone?
She usually puts it inside her foof and uses the landline to call it "Those Nokia 3310 did have a strong vibration | |||
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"A good reason for shagging Spurschick aka Shortie is it stops her playing the violin." She normally screeching about something | |||
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"A good reason for shagging Spurschick aka Shortie is it stops her playing the violin. She normally screeching about something "Doesnt show his face because of an extraordinarily long nose! | |||
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"A good reason for shagging Spurschick aka Shortie is it stops her playing the violin. She normally screeching about something
Doesnt show his face because of an extraordinarily long nose!"Is that not a compliment? Woman love to sit on it. Just call me pinnochio. Lie to me | |||
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"Profile pic like a half-chewed Swizzlers Drumstick, but twice as anemic." Spends too much time holding up walls | |||
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"Can only afford two-thirds of an outfit" Is actually wearing a "dunce-hat" in his profile picture, but drops his head to hide it. | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm" Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys. | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys." Looks like he bent over waiting for the last chicken leg. | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys." Can’t tell one end from the other when she’s on all fours | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys. Looks like he bent over waiting for the last chicken leg. "Looks like the last chicken leg, post-disgestion | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys. Can’t tell one end from the other when she’s on all fours" Banter is so shit even farmers are holding there noses | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys. Can’t tell one end from the other when she’s on all fours Banter is so shit even farmers are holding there noses "Grammar so shit even pre-schoolers are facepalming | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys. Can’t tell one end from the other when she’s on all fours Banter is so shit even farmers are holding there noses
Grammar so shit even pre-schoolers are facepalming "Ye you look like you hang out with preschoolers | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys. Can’t tell one end from the other when she’s on all fours Banter is so shit even farmers are holding there noses
Grammar so shit even pre-schoolers are facepalming
Ye you look like you hang out with preschoolers "Only to protect them from people like you | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys. Can’t tell one end from the other when she’s on all fours Banter is so shit even farmers are holding there noses
Grammar so shit even pre-schoolers are facepalming
Ye you look like you hang out with preschoolers
Only to protect them from people like you"The courts didn't believe you neither do i | |||
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"Got arse like a revolving door " Get your coat, oh wait geordies don't have one | |||
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"Got arse like a revolving door " | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys. Can’t tell one end from the other when she’s on all fours Banter is so shit even farmers are holding there noses
Grammar so shit even pre-schoolers are facepalming
Ye you look like you hang out with preschoolers
Only to protect them from people like you
The courts didn't believe you neither do i"But I didn’t go down, unlike you behind Tesco | |||
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"Got arse like a revolving door "Got an arse like a barn door | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys. Can’t tell one end from the other when she’s on all fours Banter is so shit even farmers are holding there noses
Grammar so shit even pre-schoolers are facepalming
Ye you look like you hang out with preschoolers
Only to protect them from people like you
The courts didn't believe you neither do i
But I didn’t go down, unlike you behind Tesco"Took time coming up with that one, jeez you been home schooling yourself | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys. Can’t tell one end from the other when she’s on all fours Banter is so shit even farmers are holding there noses
Grammar so shit even pre-schoolers are facepalming
Ye you look like you hang out with preschoolers
Only to protect them from people like you
The courts didn't believe you neither do i
But I didn’t go down, unlike you behind Tesco
Took time coming up with that one, jeez you been home schooling yourself "Yep, learning how to deal with the severely mentally disabled; you’ve been great for practicing real-world applications. | |||
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"Couldn’t get near cock if she worked on a chicken farm Is jealous of my ability to get cock, because he looks like the last chicken in Sainsburys. Can’t tell one end from the other when she’s on all fours Banter is so shit even farmers are holding there noses
Grammar so shit even pre-schoolers are facepalming
Ye you look like you hang out with preschoolers
Only to protect them from people like you
The courts didn't believe you neither do i
But I didn’t go down, unlike you behind Tesco
Took time coming up with that one, jeez you been home schooling yourself
Yep, learning how to deal with the severely mentally disabled; you’ve been great for practicing real-world applications."Master spell check first | |||
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"Get a room you two" Can't got to stay 2m apart. Don't know what I might catch | |||
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"Get a room you two Can't got to stay 2m apart. Don't know what I might catch" Have you got anything left to catch? | |||
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"Get a room you two Can't got to stay 2m apart. Don't know what I might catch Have you got anything left to catch?" Loads, I've not even caught a cold | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money" "Show us how to roast some one then instead of being a nursery teacher | |||
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"Anyone said spit yet? I cba scrolling.... "Nope spitroast has not been mentioned at all. Give us your best  | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Show us how to roast some one then instead of being a nursery teacher "Happy to be a teacher to you my simpleton friend, if your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off. Posing in what looks like a balaclava is not sexy, you look like your about to ràpe your sister and that was the best disguise you could think of, not that she would feel much with your poor excuse for a penis | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Show us how to roast some one then instead of being a nursery teacher
Happy to be a teacher to you my simpleton friend, if your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
Posing in what looks like a balaclava is not sexy, you look like your about to ràpe your sister and that was the best disguise you could think of, not that she would feel much with your poor excuse for a penis "Thats better. Its not a disguise. Sister just thinks I'm ugly and prefers to fantasise about my dad. Only joking my dads dead, and don't have a sister. Had to bury them together, hate digging holes | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Show us how to roast some one then instead of being a nursery teacher
Happy to be a teacher to you my simpleton friend, if your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
Posing in what looks like a balaclava is not sexy, you look like your about to ràpe your sister and that was the best disguise you could think of, not that she would feel much with your poor excuse for a penis
Thats better.
Its not a disguise. Sister just thinks I'm ugly and prefers to fantasise about my dad. Only joking my dads dead, and don't have a sister. Had to bury them together, hate digging holes"Surprised you didn't make the hole big enough to get yourself in there too so you could fuck your dads crusty corpse arse as that is the most action you will get this year | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Show us how to roast some one then instead of being a nursery teacher
Happy to be a teacher to you my simpleton friend, if your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
Posing in what looks like a balaclava is not sexy, you look like your about to ràpe your sister and that was the best disguise you could think of, not that she would feel much with your poor excuse for a penis
Thats better.
Its not a disguise. Sister just thinks I'm ugly and prefers to fantasise about my dad. Only joking my dads dead, and don't have a sister. Had to bury them together, hate digging holes
Surprised you didn't make the hole big enough to get yourself in there too so you could fuck your dads crusty corpse arse as that is the most action you will get this year"Stop flirting we are in lock down.  | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money" "Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?  | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening? "Nope covering up all I love daddy tattoos | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening? "Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime. | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime.
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime.
Then he pissed over you on his break "I prefer that you you saying right everytime after I post on the swipe left or right threads | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening? "Do you have a stutter m..m..matt as you seem to have repeated your comment from the first thread. Can your tiny incompetent brain not think of anything new to say? Yaawwnnnnnnn..... | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Do you have a stutter m..m..matt as you seem to have repeated your comment from the first thread.
Can your tiny incompetent brain not think of anything new to say?
Yaawwnnnnnnn....."I've seen smaller eyes on an owl. No doubt you have a dress full of them. | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime.
Then he pissed over you on his break
I prefer that you you saying right everytime after I post on the swipe left or right threads "I'd happily swipe right on you, I thought this was a roast | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime.
Then he pissed over you on his break
I prefer that you you saying right everytime after I post on the swipe left or right threads
I'd happily swipe right on you, I thought this was a roast "Excuse me for a moment, I just threw up in my mouth a little at the thought of you swiping anything on me | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime.
Then he pissed over you on his break
I prefer that you you saying right everytime after I post on the swipe left or right threads
I'd happily swipe right on you, I thought this was a roast
Excuse me for a moment, I just threw up in my mouth a little at the thought of you swiping anything on me "Ah well you can swallow that | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime.
Then he pissed over you on his break
I prefer that you you saying right everytime after I post on the swipe left or right threads
I'd happily swipe right on you, I thought this was a roast
Excuse me for a moment, I just threw up in my mouth a little at the thought of you swiping anything on me "Sophie love, I think you've got a ladder in your tights... the window cleaner must've left it there. | |||
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"You're still roasting? "Actually not. Just put heating on | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Do you have a stutter m..m..matt as you seem to have repeated your comment from the first thread.
Can your tiny incompetent brain not think of anything new to say?
Yaawwnnnnnnn....." awww you remembered. I didn’t get to hear your response to it though.
Nice you asked so nicely. Is that poison ivy what it would taste like eating you out? | |||
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"You're still roasting? "You're still living in hope aren't you... | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime.
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you..."Definitely. | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Do you have a stutter m..m..matt as you seem to have repeated your comment from the first thread.
Can your tiny incompetent brain not think of anything new to say?
Yaawwnnnnnnn.....
awww you remembered. I didn’t get to hear your response to it though.
Nice you asked so nicely. Is that poison ivy what it would taste like eating you out? "You look like you wouldn't know what any woman tastes like, you probably practice on fish paste sandwiches... | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely."The only roast it looks like you've been getting into is the all you can eat buffet at Harvester... | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime.
Eddie izzard in drag crossed with Donald trump passes more as a woman then you do. "That's because they try harder dear 
You must be the only guy on here who hasn't got a dick pic, I can only wonder if it's because you didnt have a microscope or because you know that blue waffle really isnt an attractive thing. | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
The only roast it looks like you've been getting into is the all you can eat buffet at Harvester..."Well I can't at the moment, can I? | |||
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"You're still roasting?
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Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like "Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me? | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me? "Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like "I heard your tits are the most expensive ones in Kays catalogue Sophie... | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them "Thats not roasting thats foreplay girls | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Thats not roasting thats foreplay girls"Jealous much that a crap cross between Eddie Izzard and Donadald Trump gets meets with actual living females and you don't | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime.
Eddie izzard in drag crossed with Donald trump passes more as a woman then you do.
That's because they try harder dear
You must be the only guy on here who hasn't got a dick pic, I can only wonder if it's because you didnt have a microscope or because you know that blue waffle really isnt an attractive thing."I didn’t know standards were lower than zero but there must be a new bar for you. I wouldn’t want you to get any ideas if you saw it. Blue waffle? Is that what your real name? | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Thats not roasting thats foreplay girls"I cant even roast you on anything. There's nothing roast worthy on you. Your a bit like a week old party balloon lost in the hedge... | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Thats not roasting thats foreplay girls
Jealous much that a crap cross between Eddie Izzard and Donadald Trump gets meets with actual living females and you don't "I never called you that, I actually think you most convincing woman on this thread then again I am pissed | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime.
Eddie izzard in drag crossed with Donald trump passes more as a woman then you do.
That's because they try harder dear
You must be the only guy on here who hasn't got a dick pic, I can only wonder if it's because you didnt have a microscope or because you know that blue waffle really isnt an attractive thing.
I didn’t know standards were lower than zero but there must be a new bar for you. I wouldn’t want you to get any ideas if you saw it. Blue waffle? Is that what your real name? "If I saw what exactly? Now although I do have a microscope I wouldnt need it to know you were close enough for me to see your blue waffle either....dthst and desperation have very obvious odours! | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them "Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair? | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Do you have a stutter m..m..matt as you seem to have repeated your comment from the first thread.
Can your tiny incompetent brain not think of anything new to say?
Yaawwnnnnnnn.....
awww you remembered. I didn’t get to hear your response to it though.
Nice you asked so nicely. Is that poison ivy what it would taste like eating you out?
You look like you wouldn't know what any woman tastes like, you probably practice on fish paste sandwiches..."Hahahha would you rather have me hump a stuffed animal like you do with your toy dog? | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair? "I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less "Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Fuck me your skanky clothes remind me of an alcoholic school teacher I used to have in school who's one and only triumph was not pissing himself before lunchtime.
Eddie izzard in drag crossed with Donald trump passes more as a woman then you do.
That's because they try harder dear
You must be the only guy on here who hasn't got a dick pic, I can only wonder if it's because you didnt have a microscope or because you know that blue waffle really isnt an attractive thing.
I didn’t know standards were lower than zero but there must be a new bar for you. I wouldn’t want you to get any ideas if you saw it. Blue waffle? Is that what your real name?
If I saw what exactly? Now although I do have a microscope I wouldnt need it to know you were close enough for me to see your blue waffle either....dthst and desperation have very obvious odours!
"What you clearly don’t have. That’s why you need to fuck guys to know what a real dick should look like.Your ass is more gaped open than the Mersey tunnel. I would never be desperate enough to go near you. I’d rather do it with a grapefruit. | |||
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Do you have a stutter m..m..matt as you seem to have repeated your comment from the first thread.
Can your tiny incompetent brain not think of anything new to say?
Yaawwnnnnnnn.....
awww you remembered. I didn’t get to hear your response to it though.
Nice you asked so nicely. Is that poison ivy what it would taste like eating you out?
You look like you wouldn't know what any woman tastes like, you probably practice on fish paste sandwiches...
Hahahha would you rather have me hump a stuffed animal like you do with your toy dog? "Looking at my profile picture is probably the closest you've ever come to sex isn't it? | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far"Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to. | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far
Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to.
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far
Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to.
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"The roasts on this thread are so poor I wouldn't have them on a sunday dinner. More like school playground teasing. "He pulled my pigtails, she knicked my dinner money"
Is that corset covering up your tramp stamps and the tattoos you regretted happening?
Do you have a stutter m..m..matt as you seem to have repeated your comment from the first thread.
Can your tiny incompetent brain not think of anything new to say?
Yaawwnnnnnnn.....
awww you remembered. I didn’t get to hear your response to it though.
Nice you asked so nicely. Is that poison ivy what it would taste like eating you out?
You look like you wouldn't know what any woman tastes like, you probably practice on fish paste sandwiches...
Hahahha would you rather have me hump a stuffed animal like you do with your toy dog?
Looking at my profile picture is probably the closest you've ever come to sex isn't it?" If that’s sex, I’ll stick to the tuna paste | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far
Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to.
Did you call yourself Ivy because that's what your minge smells of?"Nope. If I was to select a username of what my minge smells of I would be called "YourDad" but it just doesn't have the same ring to it | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far
Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to.
Keep up the good work girls and let's hope the recycling plants open soon to take away all the excess bush "The only thing recycled here is the appallingly bad guff you've written on your profile... | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far
Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to.
Did you call yourself Ivy because that's what your minge smells of?
Nope. If I was to select a username of what my minge smells of I would be called "YourDad" but it just doesn't have the same ring to it"Well seeing how my dads been dead for seven years that probably is a quite accurate description of the whiff emanating from your clunge... | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far
Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to.
Did you call yourself Ivy because that's what your minge smells of?
Nope. If I was to select a username of what my minge smells of I would be called "YourDad" but it just doesn't have the same ring to it
Well seeing how my dads been dead for seven years that probably is a quite accurate description of the whiff emanating from your clunge..."Still a better fuck than I imagine you would give, the rigamortis really helped keep it stiff | |||
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"Go on do your best Try washing your dick "I could never hook up with a bird who's got bigger hands than me. Have you ever worked as a welder? You look like you can swing a sledge hammer... | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far
Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to.
Did you call yourself Ivy because that's what your minge smells of?
Nope. If I was to select a username of what my minge smells of I would be called "YourDad" but it just doesn't have the same ring to it
Well seeing how my dads been dead for seven years that probably is a quite accurate description of the whiff emanating from your clunge...
Still a better fuck than I imagine you would give, the rigamortis really helped keep it stiff"Lets face it Ivy, any bloke desperate enough to shag you would have to be dead...From the neck up. | |||
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"Go on do your best " I’ll roast you with chilli | |||
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"Go on do your best I’ll roast you with chilli "Her boobs are too magnificent | |||
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"Go on do your best I’ll roast you with chilli "The only roasting you'll be doing is in a skip behind wetherspoons(when it reopens) with a couple of big issue vendors... | |||
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"Go on do your best I’ll roast you with chilli
Her boobs are too magnificent "Unlike yours, they look like a couple of left over party balloons... | |||
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"Go on do your best I’ll roast you with chilli
Her boobs are too magnificent
Unlike yours, they look like a couple of left over party balloons..."With a body like that I expect people pat you | |||
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"Go on do your best I’ll roast you with chilli
Her boobs are too magnificent
Unlike yours, they look like a couple of left over party balloons...
With a body like that I expect people pat you"Has to hold her boobs up, to prevent bruising to her knees! | |||
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"Go on do your best I’ll roast you with chilli
Her boobs are too magnificent
Unlike yours, they look like a couple of left over party balloons...
With a body like that I expect people pat you"Threw in the towel boobs are too epic | |||
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"Go on do your best I’ll roast you with chilli
Her boobs are too magnificent
Unlike yours, they look like a couple of left over party balloons...
With a body like that I expect people pat you"With a body like yours I'd expect pats to come out of your arse. You remind of the view from my kitchen window. I live on a farm... | |||
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"Go on do your best I’ll roast you with chilli
Her boobs are too magnificent
Unlike yours, they look like a couple of left over party balloons...
With a body like that I expect people pat you
Has to hold her boobs up, to prevent bruising to her knees!"True that is... | |||
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"Go on do your best I’ll roast you with chilli
Her boobs are too magnificent
Unlike yours, they look like a couple of left over party balloons...
With a body like that I expect people pat you
Threw in the towel boobs are too epic"Is that the towel that you call "faithful life partner"? | |||
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"Go on do your best I’ll roast you with chilli
Her boobs are too magnificent
Unlike yours, they look like a couple of left over party balloons...
With a body like that I expect people pat you
Threw in the towel boobs are too epic
Is that the towel that you call "faithful life partner"?"Better the towel than a stuffed animal | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far
Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to.
Did you call yourself Ivy because that's what your minge smells of?
Nope. If I was to select a username of what my minge smells of I would be called "YourDad" but it just doesn't have the same ring to it
Well seeing how my dads been dead for seven years that probably is a quite accurate description of the whiff emanating from your clunge...
Still a better fuck than I imagine you would give, the rigamortis really helped keep it stiff
Lets face it Ivy, any bloke desperate enough to shag you would have to be dead...From the neck up."Judging by my success in the real world and on here, that doesnt sat much for the male species then | |||
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"Someone who slept with half of the site, and still looking... big tits, big ass and big mouth!! Because we are all on here for chit chat right? Haha, I just have a high success rate, and my mouth is very big I agree, I can fit alot in there "You can't slag those pics. Amazing.
So greedy with the size of your boobs though. Some woman are desperate for some! | |||
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"Someone who slept with half of the site, and still looking... big tits, big ass and big mouth!! Because we are all on here for chit chat right? Haha, I just have a high success rate, and my mouth is very big I agree, I can fit alot in there "Maybe that’s because you’re the only one whose standards are low enough to sleep with half the site. | |||
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"Go on do your best I’ll roast you with chilli
Her boobs are too magnificent
Unlike yours, they look like a couple of left over party balloons...
With a body like that I expect people pat you
Threw in the towel boobs are too epic
Is that the towel that you call "faithful life partner"?
Better the towel than a stuffed animal"Is it though?... | |||
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"Someone who slept with half of the site, and still looking... big tits, big ass and big mouth!! Because we are all on here for chit chat right? Haha, I just have a high success rate, and my mouth is very big I agree, I can fit alot in there
You can't slag those pics. Amazing.
So greedy with the size of your boobs though. Some woman are desperate for some! "You've photoshopped that penis on your profile pictures... | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far
Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to.
Did you call yourself Ivy because that's what your minge smells of?
Nope. If I was to select a username of what my minge smells of I would be called "YourDad" but it just doesn't have the same ring to it
Well seeing how my dads been dead for seven years that probably is a quite accurate description of the whiff emanating from your clunge...
Still a better fuck than I imagine you would give, the rigamortis really helped keep it stiff
Lets face it Ivy, any bloke desperate enough to shag you would have to be dead...From the neck up.
Judging by my success in the real world and on here, that doesnt sat much for the male species then "On that I'll concur Ivy. Still doesn't do you any favours though, admitting that basically you shag a bunch of deadheads... | |||
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"Someone who slept with half of the site, and still looking... big tits, big ass and big mouth!! Because we are all on here for chit chat right? Haha, I just have a high success rate, and my mouth is very big I agree, I can fit alot in there
Maybe that’s because you’re the only one whose standards are low enough to sleep with half the site. "Dont let your mum catch you on the family computer... | |||
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"Someone who slept with half of the site, and still looking... big tits, big ass and big mouth!! Because we are all on here for chit chat right? Haha, I just have a high success rate, and my mouth is very big I agree, I can fit alot in there
Maybe that’s because you’re the only one whose standards are low enough to sleep with half the site.
Dont let your mum catch you on the family computer..."Thanks for the heads up. I’ll make sure she doesn’t have to look at your profile if she catches me | |||
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"Someone who slept with half of the site, and still looking... big tits, big ass and big mouth!! Because we are all on here for chit chat right? Haha, I just have a high success rate, and my mouth is very big I agree, I can fit alot in there
Maybe that’s because you’re the only one whose standards are low enough to sleep with half the site.
Dont let your mum catch you on the family computer...
Thanks for the heads up. I’ll make sure she doesn’t have to look at your profile if she catches me "She's already on my friends list... The dirty slut | |||
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"Someone who slept with half of the site, and still looking... big tits, big ass and big mouth!! Because we are all on here for chit chat right? Haha, I just have a high success rate, and my mouth is very big I agree, I can fit alot in there
Maybe that’s because you’re the only one whose standards are low enough to sleep with half the site.
Dont let your mum catch you on the family computer...
Thanks for the heads up. I’ll make sure she doesn’t have to look at your profile if she catches me
She's already on my friends list... The dirty slut "I didn’t ask to hear your wet dream fantasies | |||
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"Someone who slept with half of the site, and still looking... big tits, big ass and big mouth!! Because we are all on here for chit chat right? Haha, I just have a high success rate, and my mouth is very big I agree, I can fit alot in there
You can't slag those pics. Amazing.
So greedy with the size of your boobs though. Some woman are desperate for some!
You've photoshopped that penis on your profile pictures..."Haha would have made it bigger if I did! | |||
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You can't slag those pics. Amazing.
So greedy with the size of your boobs though. Some woman are desperate for some!
You've photoshopped that penis on your profile pictures...
Haha would have made it bigger if I did! "19th August 2018 picture. Your belly button and the two beauty spots above it makes it looks like it is always surprised | |||
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"The guy's profile pic tries to mimic superman yet his body tries to mimic Christian bales' body in the machinist. Your profile looks like you’re trying to be the white drake from suffering with successes but only thing you do right is suffering with cringe" love that comeback
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"The guy's profile pic tries to mimic superman yet his body tries to mimic Christian bales' body in the machinist. Your profile looks like you’re trying to be the white drake from suffering with successes but only thing you do right is suffering with cringe love that comeback
Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head "Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending | |||
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Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head "You want drake in your head? Finally coming out? | |||
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Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending "Stop flirting and just do what feels right | |||
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"The guy's profile pic tries to mimic superman yet his body tries to mimic Christian bales' body in the machinist. Your profile looks like you’re trying to be the white drake from suffering with successes but only thing you do right is suffering with cringe love that comeback
Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending
Stop flirting and just do what feels right "Let them flirt. You might learn something | |||
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"The guy's profile pic tries to mimic superman yet his body tries to mimic Christian bales' body in the machinist. Your profile looks like you’re trying to be the white drake from suffering with successes but only thing you do right is suffering with cringe love that comeback
Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending
Stop flirting and just do what feels right
Let them flirt. You might learn something "They say a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Could I call it called Jamie | |||
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Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending "He is an inspiration especially for getting muscles from being so skinny ! If you love twist in movies, try to watch parasites the Korean movie | |||
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"The guy's profile pic tries to mimic superman yet his body tries to mimic Christian bales' body in the machinist. Your profile looks like you’re trying to be the white drake from suffering with successes but only thing you do right is suffering with cringe love that comeback
Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending
Stop flirting and just do what feels right
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Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending
Stop flirting and just do what feels right
Let them flirt. You might learn something
They say a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Could I call it called Jamie "Your chat up lines are as cheesy as your knob | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far
Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to.
Did you call yourself Ivy because that's what your minge smells of?
Nope. If I was to select a username of what my minge smells of I would be called "YourDad" but it just doesn't have the same ring to it
Well seeing how my dads been dead for seven years that probably is a quite accurate description of the whiff emanating from your clunge...
Still a better fuck than I imagine you would give, the rigamortis really helped keep it stiff
Lets face it Ivy, any bloke desperate enough to shag you would have to be dead...From the neck up.
Judging by my success in the real world and on here, that doesnt sat much for the male species then
On that I'll concur Ivy. Still doesn't do you any favours though, admitting that basically you shag a bunch of deadheads..."Ahhh the roast game got so weak you resort to slutshaming....on a site that is to look for sex...haha, bless you
Does my success in attracting the opposite sex...and the same sex for that matter... intimidate you or make you jealous, I can't decide which one fits better.
Or is it the fact that a woman like me gets off on using and chucking men in the same manor men have done to women for years offend you?
Now.....onto my next playtoy.... | |||
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"You're still roasting?
You're still living in hope aren't you...
Definitely.
Are you here to beg for pics of my fake tits again so you know what a good pair is meant to look like
Well I've only touched mine so can you blame me?
Dont blame me if you get jealous of mine when you get your hands on them
Jealous of what, fake boobs that are stuck on in a velcro like manner to the prickles of your shaved chest hair?
I cant imagine how well they'd have stuck to your bush a few days ago before I had to lend you the garden shears....I've seen birds build nests in less
Hope you girls have been social distancing. That nest must have been bad to trim it from that far
Yep, really really bad, so bad that she had to trim it really upclose and personal, but seems as I am currently in lockdown with sophie I had nobody else to offer the delightful job to.
Did you call yourself Ivy because that's what your minge smells of?
Nope. If I was to select a username of what my minge smells of I would be called "YourDad" but it just doesn't have the same ring to it
Well seeing how my dads been dead for seven years that probably is a quite accurate description of the whiff emanating from your clunge...
Still a better fuck than I imagine you would give, the rigamortis really helped keep it stiff
Lets face it Ivy, any bloke desperate enough to shag you would have to be dead...From the neck up.
Judging by my success in the real world and on here, that doesnt sat much for the male species then
On that I'll concur Ivy. Still doesn't do you any favours though, admitting that basically you shag a bunch of deadheads...
Ahhh the roast game got so weak you resort to slutshaming....on a site that is to look for sex...haha, bless you
Does my success in attracting the opposite sex...and the same sex for that matter... intimidate you or make you jealous, I can't decide which one fits better.
Or is it the fact that a woman like me gets off on using and chucking men in the same manor men have done to women for years offend you?
Now.....onto my next playtoy.... "Are you slow at typing or just too busy getting dicked | |||
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Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending
Stop flirting and just do what feels right
Let them flirt. You might learn something
They say a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Could I call it called Jamie
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"Pink shirts and teddybears so far in the closset taking daily trips to narnia Its a dog actually... Fancy a bum? You need carry on bumming stuffed toys, You are a feckin stuffed toy going on your conversational skills..." Aw thats sweet thanks mate. Are you fucking the stuffed toy because the sheep have had enough of your shit? | |||
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"The guy's profile pic tries to mimic superman yet his body tries to mimic Christian bales' body in the machinist. Your profile looks like you’re trying to be the white drake from suffering with successes but only thing you do right is suffering with cringe love that comeback
Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending
He is an inspiration especially for getting muscles from being so skinny !
If you love twist in movies, try to watch parasites the Korean movie "I’ve heard of that. It got a ton of reviews and praise. Sure, I’ll check that out. Thanks | |||
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"The guy's profile pic tries to mimic superman yet his body tries to mimic Christian bales' body in the machinist. Your profile looks like you’re trying to be the white drake from suffering with successes but only thing you do right is suffering with cringe love that comeback
Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending
Stop flirting and just do what feels right
Let them flirt. You might learn something
They say a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Could I call it called Jamie
Your chat up lines are as cheesy as your knob"I was trying to flirt. Something you don’t know nothing about. | |||
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"The guy's profile pic tries to mimic superman yet his body tries to mimic Christian bales' body in the machinist. Your profile looks like you’re trying to be the white drake from suffering with successes but only thing you do right is suffering with cringe love that comeback
Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending
Stop flirting and just do what feels right
Let them flirt. You might learn something
They say a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Could I call it called Jamie
Your chat up lines are as cheesy as your knob
I was trying to flirt. Something you don’t know nothing about. "You still don’t know what you’re looking 4 | |||
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"The guy's profile pic tries to mimic superman yet his body tries to mimic Christian bales' body in the machinist. Your profile looks like you’re trying to be the white drake from suffering with successes but only thing you do right is suffering with cringe love that comeback
Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending
Stop flirting and just do what feels right
Let them flirt. You might learn something
They say a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Could I call it called Jamie
Your chat up lines are as cheesy as your knob
I was trying to flirt. Something you don’t know nothing about. "And this is a roast thread something you obviously know nothing about with your comebacks | |||
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"The guy's profile pic tries to mimic superman yet his body tries to mimic Christian bales' body in the machinist. Your profile looks like you’re trying to be the white drake from suffering with successes but only thing you do right is suffering with cringe love that comeback
Now you mentioned it I can't get the image of Drake in my head
Glad you liked it
Loved yours too and yeah that was pretty much what I was going for lol. The superman bit. Although, the Machinist is such an underrated film for what Christian bale put himself through for the role. Loved the twist ending
Stop flirting and just do what feels right
Let them flirt. You might learn something
They say a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Could I call it called Jamie
Your chat up lines are as cheesy as your knob
I was trying to flirt. Something you don’t know nothing about.
And this is a roast thread something you obviously know nothing about with your comebacks "Oh you want a roast? You don’t need to cover up your dick with your own hand. Your pinkie finger would do the job | |||
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"Someone who slept with half of the site, and still looking... big tits, big ass and big mouth!! Because we are all on here for chit chat right? Haha, I just have a high success rate, and my mouth is very big I agree, I can fit alot in there
Maybe that’s because you’re the only one whose standards are low enough to sleep with half the site.
Dont let your mum catch you on the family computer...
Thanks for the heads up. I’ll make sure she doesn’t have to look at your profile if she catches me
She's already on my friends list... The dirty slut
I didn’t ask to hear your wet dream fantasies "They're not just mine, they're hers as well... | |||
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