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In praise of the Scots.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We used to see a lot of you in London...but not anymore!

Where have you all gone?

We miss your 'bullshitting' abilities!

You were a hoot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"!"

That was the most important part. Glad you added it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are you praising everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you praising everyone "
Just these Isles.

The Irish will have to wait.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Are you praising everyone Just these Isles.

The Irish will have to wait."

Well that’s a shocker

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you praising everyone Just these Isles.

The Irish will have to wait.

Well that’s a shocker "
But they are a patient people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/05/20 17:45:53]"

Probably for the best, don't want to reveal your true xenophobic views to everyone do you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you praising everyone Just these Isles.

The Irish will have to wait.

Well that’s a shocker "
Your thread has arrived....

My lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came back home to Edinburgh 11 years ago. I left you all with my gormless ex husband though as a parting gift.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I came back home to Edinburgh 11 years ago. I left you all with my gormless ex husband though as a parting gift. "
A hilarious post! Can it be made more hilarious by telling us he was a Scot?

I hope you have recovered from him, and please feel free to visit us down south anytime xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was half Scottish half English. He's still there with his downgrade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He was half Scottish half English. He's still there with his downgrade "
Brilliant! Where have you been hiding!!

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By *ur thingCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

I thank you for all the Scots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thank you for all the Scots "
Fair enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother lives in London he is the biggest bullshitter I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world "
It is well thought of it seems, a couple of my friends have been too.

Haggis... one day maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My brother lives in London he is the biggest bullshitter I know "
Hello to Stirling!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world It is well thought of it seems, a couple of my friends have been too.

Haggis... one day maybe. "

You really should try haggis it's sooo good. Wash it down with an Irn Bru

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world It is well thought of it seems, a couple of my friends have been too.

Haggis... one day maybe.

You really should try haggis it's sooo good. Wash it down with an Irn Bru "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world It is well thought of it seems, a couple of my friends have been too.

Haggis... one day maybe.

You really should try haggis it's sooo good. Wash it down with an Irn Bru "
I'm sure I've had a bite of it from some catering kitchen at a place I was working in...but not certain for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world It is well thought of it seems, a couple of my friends have been too.

Haggis... one day maybe.

You really should try haggis it's sooo good. Wash it down with an Irn Bru I'm sure I've had a bite of it from some catering kitchen at a place I was working in...but not certain for sure. "

you sound camp as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world It is well thought of it seems, a couple of my friends have been too.

Haggis... one day maybe.

You really should try haggis it's sooo good. Wash it down with an Irn Bru I'm sure I've had a bite of it from some catering kitchen at a place I was working in...but not certain for sure.

you sound camp as fuck "

I was doing security for a prestige event...camp enough for you?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world It is well thought of it seems, a couple of my friends have been too.

Haggis... one day maybe.

You really should try haggis it's sooo good. Wash it down with an Irn Bru I'm sure I've had a bite of it from some catering kitchen at a place I was working in...but not certain for sure.

you sound camp as fuck

I was doing security for a prestige event...camp enough for you? "

For "Prestige Event" read The Annual Scouts Jamboree...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world It is well thought of it seems, a couple of my friends have been too.

Haggis... one day maybe.

You really should try haggis it's sooo good. Wash it down with an Irn Bru I'm sure I've had a bite of it from some catering kitchen at a place I was working in...but not certain for sure.

you sound camp as fuck

I was doing security for a prestige event...camp enough for you?

For "Prestige Event" read The Annual Scouts Jamboree... "
The only jokes I'm allowing on this thread are from those of Scottish ancestry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world It is well thought of it seems, a couple of my friends have been too.

Haggis... one day maybe.

You really should try haggis it's sooo good. Wash it down with an Irn Bru I'm sure I've had a bite of it from some catering kitchen at a place I was working in...but not certain for sure.

you sound camp as fuck

I was doing security for a prestige event...camp enough for you?

For "Prestige Event" read The Annual Scouts Jamboree... The only jokes I'm allowing on this thread are from those of Scottish ancestry! "

You will need to be fast, willey and quick thinking to catch a fast running haggis on our hills they are devious, but they do have a thing for a wee neep so you can snare them with neeps once cooked tastes fabulous with mashed tatties and neeps with whiskey sauce washed down with a single malt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the fucking best

Scotland is the fucking best

We deserve more praise. Thank you OP

P.s we would come to London more but David Cameron promised us more control over Scottish matters when we (stupidly!) voted against independence (I voted for independence). He didn’t give us any, so now we’re angry

But we don’t hate the English. No matter how many times they say it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visited once or twice it’s overrated, overpriced and full of dicks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland is the best place on Earth, and the most beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Visited once or twice it’s overrated, overpriced and full of dicks!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Visited once or twice it’s overrated, overpriced and full of dicks!"

LOL was that Edinburgh you went to there is so much more to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is the best place on Earth, and the most beautiful "

I agree it was London I’m not keen on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is the best place on Earth, and the most beautiful

I agree it was London I’m not keen on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Visited once or twice it’s overrated, overpriced and full of dicks!

LOL was that Edinburgh you went to there is so much more to see "

As a Glaswegian I’m not a fan of Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum was Scottish, she used to make us clootie dumpling and buy us square sausage. When we were naughty she'd call us "wee bisoms" and sing Ally Belly Bee to us. I miss her, and Scotland. She was a proper Glesga lassie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Mum was Scottish, she used to make us clootie dumpling and buy us square sausage. When we were naughty she'd call us "wee bisoms" and sing Ally Belly Bee to us. I miss her, and Scotland. She was a proper Glesga lassie."

Sitting on her mammies knee

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By *xycpl699Couple
over a year ago

kilmarnock


"Visited once or twice it’s overrated, overpriced and full of dicks!"
you will be at home then.hollie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted to date a Scottish lass! Another accent that turns me on. It will happen one day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice to see the Tartan Army out in force!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is the best place on Earth, and the most beautiful

I agree it was London I’m not keen on"

So with you there I can't stand London and yes full of eejits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is the best place on Earth, and the most beautiful "

Till you visit New Zealand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m the fucking best

Scotland is the fucking best

We deserve more praise. Thank you OP

P.s we would come to London more but David Cameron promised us more control over Scottish matters when we (stupidly!) voted against independence (I voted for independence). He didn’t give us any, so now we’re angry

But we don’t hate the English. No matter how many times they say it... "
Outstanding national pride!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Mum was Scottish, she used to make us clootie dumpling and buy us square sausage. When we were naughty she'd call us "wee bisoms" and sing Ally Belly Bee to us. I miss her, and Scotland. She was a proper Glesga lassie."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world It is well thought of it seems, a couple of my friends have been too.

Haggis... one day maybe.

You really should try haggis it's sooo good. Wash it down with an Irn Bru I'm sure I've had a bite of it from some catering kitchen at a place I was working in...but not certain for sure.

you sound camp as fuck

I was doing security for a prestige event...camp enough for you?

For "Prestige Event" read The Annual Scouts Jamboree... The only jokes I'm allowing on this thread are from those of Scottish ancestry!

You will need to be fast, willey and quick thinking to catch a fast running haggis on our hills they are devious, but they do have a thing for a wee neep so you can snare them with neeps once cooked tastes fabulous with mashed tatties and neeps with whiskey sauce washed down with a single malt "
Yep, the tale of the wild Haggis, Nessie's cousin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only had the pleasure of visiting London once for a long weekend with hubby last year! I'd love to get back down, it was a different world from the small villiage life I'm used to up here. I've not spent a lot of time cities so the constant hustle & bustle was astonishing! I lived in Inverness briefly but thats a ghost town compared to even Edinburgh or Glasgow....never mind London! Theres a bloody curfew in Inverness at night & only 1 McDonalds to serve all 50 residents haha! Folk move in slow motion in Inverness too, I remember thinking nobody seemed to be going from A to B with any gusto or purpose, they just dithered about till they found themselves somewhere! In London AWBODY was darting around like they were leaving the school during a fire alarm! Loved it!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


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Probably for the best, don't want to reveal your true xenophobic views to everyone do you "

Mate it’s a joke, I’m Scottish

But I didn’t want to trigger any SOH failures as I know folk are a touch touchy just now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About time we had a thread dedicated to us! I'm not a fan of Edinburgh though....its too posh for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the Scottish, they do a bloody good Haggis and Edinburgh is my favourite place in the world It is well thought of it seems, a couple of my friends have been too.

Haggis... one day maybe.

You really should try haggis it's sooo good. Wash it down with an Irn Bru I'm sure I've had a bite of it from some catering kitchen at a place I was working in...but not certain for sure.

you sound camp as fuck

I was doing security for a prestige event...camp enough for you?

For "Prestige Event" read The Annual Scouts Jamboree... The only jokes I'm allowing on this thread are from those of Scottish ancestry!

You will need to be fast, willey and quick thinking to catch a fast running haggis on our hills they are devious, but they do have a thing for a wee neep so you can snare them with neeps once cooked tastes fabulous with mashed tatties and neeps with whiskey sauce washed down with a single malt "

My son studied in Dundee and his Dad told him to go Haggis hunting on the hillsides, my soppy son believed it until he googled it

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