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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Pop round and do my washing up please? I've got burnt saucepans and all kinds of stuff

I can save til after lockdown for the right person

Be a love and help a lazy girl out

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Try soaking with a dishwasher tablet and very hot water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can they also pop by my house?

I made some fudge so they can have some as payment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m toooooooooooooo tired to do anything

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can they also pop by my house?

I made some fudge so they can have some as payment "

You've not demolished that yet ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Pop round and do my washing up please? I've got burnt saucepans and all kinds of stuff

I can save til after lockdown for the right person

Be a love and help a lazy girl out "

And I thought you were a Scrubber

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Pop round and do my washing up please? I've got burnt saucepans and all kinds of stuff

I can save til after lockdown for the right person

Be a love and help a lazy girl out

And I thought you were a Scrubber "

How very dare you!

I'm more of a slattern tbh

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Right Minnie ......... here goes.

I funking hate dishes as much as I hate cutlery. Follow this for an easy dish do.

Empty sink of all dishes n bastard cutlery put them on the side in order of type......

1. Fill sink with hot water and SOAP POWDER......... seriously. I have never known anything clean a dirty roast dish more easily.

2. Put burnt pan into sink of soap powder water.

3.Fuck off and do something you like doing.

4. Come back later and wipe pan.......it will be sparkly. N.B. you might need a pan scrubber for the baddest of shit.

5. Put all other dishes in sink to soak along with bastard cutlery.

6. Fuck off and watch a film.

7. Half way though film put it on pause and take fucking bastard cutlery out of sing while you make a coffee.

8. Take coffee to t.v. and finish watching film.

9. Take coffee cup to sink and rinse all soaked dishes which cleaned themselves.

10. Fuck off for a bath.

Done.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Pop round and do my washing up please? I've got burnt saucepans and all kinds of stuff

I can save til after lockdown for the right person

Be a love and help a lazy girl out

And I thought you were a Scrubber

How very dare you!

I'm more of a slattern tbh "

I dont even know what that is , now I look stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can they also pop by my house?

I made some fudge so they can have some as payment

You've not demolished that yet ??

There’s one piece left "

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'll wash your dishes, if you do a household of 5 clothes washing? My washing machine just died

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Any time, I'll bring my own scourer as well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will if you rub my foot

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Right Minnie ......... here goes.

I funking hate dishes as much as I hate cutlery. Follow this for an easy dish do.

Empty sink of all dishes n bastard cutlery put them on the side in order of type......

1. Fill sink with hot water and SOAP POWDER......... seriously. I have never known anything clean a dirty roast dish more easily.

2. Put burnt pan into sink of soap powder water.

3.Fuck off and do something you like doing.

4. Come back later and wipe pan.......it will be sparkly. N.B. you might need a pan scrubber for the baddest of shit.

5. Put all other dishes in sink to soak along with bastard cutlery.

6. Fuck off and watch a film.

7. Half way though film put it on pause and take fucking bastard cutlery out of sing while you make a coffee.

8. Take coffee to t.v. and finish watching film.

9. Take coffee cup to sink and rinse all soaked dishes which cleaned themselves.

10. Fuck off for a bath.

Done. "

Soap powder like clothes soap power? Who knew! Thanks GC

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'll wash your dishes, if you do a household of 5 clothes washing? My washing machine just died "

Deal.I don't mind a bit of handwashing and let's face it my hands can't look any worse than they do already at the min

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm on my way sweety, before lock down I would do a lady's housework once a month, she would tell me what to do and tell me off if it was not up to her standard.

So miss it, she insisted that I wore a maids outfit xx

Got pics on my profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pop round and do my washing up please? I've got burnt saucepans and all kinds of stuff

I can save til after lockdown for the right person

Be a love and help a lazy girl out "
A woman after my own heart! I really recommend a lodger does wonders and is inspirational.

Mine leads by example.

Life is so much easier with clean dishes.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Any time, I'll bring my own scourer as well!! "

I do like to watch a man working

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