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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If I said you were angel would you treat me like the devil tonight.

If I was dying of thirst, would you pour me a nice glass of red, take your clothes off and jump in the hot tub next to me.

Join the thread and message people or post to people using lyrics from songs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I am going to sing is George Michael - Outside.. to just about everyone, but especially those who miss their freedom to roam

'I think I'm done with the sofa

I think I'm done with the hall

I think I'm done with the kitchen table, baby

Let's go outside

In the sunshine

I know you want to, but you can't say yes

Let's go outside

In the moonshine

Take me to the places that I love best' (that you love best too!)

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What I am going to sing is George Michael - Outside.. to just about everyone, but especially those who miss their freedom to roam

'I think I'm done with the sofa

I think I'm done with the hall

I think I'm done with the kitchen table, baby

Let's go outside

In the sunshine

I know you want to, but you can't say yes

Let's go outside

In the moonshine

Take me to the places that I love best' (that you love best too!)"

Good lyrics but

I don’t want your freedom, girl all I want right now is you.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think I e defined slow burner.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Don’t, don’t you want me,

You know I can’t believe it when I here you won’t fab me.

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

First I was afraid, now I'm petrified, R x

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Like a virgin

Touched for the very 1st time

Like a virrrrgin

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"First I was afraid, now I'm petrified, R x"

I’m so glad you’ve survived.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Like a virgin

Touched for the very 1st time

Like a virrrrgin

"

I think you should lose some of that material, girl.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Away in a manger,no crib for a bed

Ladies come and bend over for easilyled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son I'm 30, I only went with your mother 'Cause she's dirty, and I don't have a decent bone in me.

Got to love Sean Ryder - that's just class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, my old man's got a problem

He live with the bottle, that's the way

He says his body's too old for working

His body's too young to look like his

My mama went off and left him

She wanted more from life than he could give

I said somebody's got to take care of him

So I quit school and that's what I did

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Think of you with pipe and slippers

Think of her in bed

Laying there just watching telly

Think of me instead

I'll never get so old and flabby

That could never be

Don't Marry her

Fuck me

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Son I'm 30, I only went with your mother 'Cause she's dirty, and I don't have a decent bone in me.

Got to love Sean Ryder - that's just class. "

But you’re 43.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Think of you with pipe and slippers

Think of her in bed

Laying there just watching telly

Think of me instead

I'll never get so old and flabby

That could never be

Don't Marry her

Fuck me"

Fancy a dirty weekend away. In Rotterdam perhaps.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"See, my old man's got a problem

He live with the bottle, that's the way

He says his body's too old for working

His body's too young to look like his

My mama went off and left him

She wanted more from life than he could give

I said somebody's got to take care of him

So I quit school and that's what I did"

This is a tale of woe.

Perhaps he was like me.

When your hair turns grey

And you swear you dyed it that way

You’re the oldest swinger in town.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Think of you with pipe and slippers

Think of her in bed

Laying there just watching telly

Think of me instead

I'll never get so old and flabby

That could never be

Don't Marry her

Fuck me

Fancy a dirty weekend away. In Rotterdam perhaps. "

Only if you're a perfect 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,

Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,

I've got pains in my arms,

And my dong is growing shorter,

My knees have turned to water,

And I think I'm going blind

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Think of you with pipe and slippers

Think of her in bed

Laying there just watching telly

Think of me instead

I'll never get so old and flabby

That could never be

Don't Marry her

Fuck me

Fancy a dirty weekend away. In Rotterdam perhaps.

Only if you're a perfect 10 "

But I wear a 12

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,

Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,

I've got pains in my arms,

And my dong is growing shorter,

My knees have turned to water,

And I think I'm going blind"

You just want me to say

I’m a wanker.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Don't need permission

Made my decision to test my limits

'Cause it's my business

God as my witness

Start what I finished

Don't need no hold up

Taking control of this kind of moment

I'm locked and loaded

Completely focused my mind is open

All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God

Don't you stop, boy

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Fiddles is too

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Don't need permission

Made my decision to test my limits

'Cause it's my business

God as my witness

Start what I finished

Don't need no hold up

Taking control of this kind of moment

I'm locked and loaded

Completely focused my mind is open

All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God

Don't you stop, boy

X"

Don’t stop me now

Cause we’re having a good time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Son I'm 30, I only went with your mother 'Cause she's dirty, and I don't have a decent bone in me.

Got to love Sean Ryder - that's just class.

But you’re 43. "

I know, unfortunately!! I was 12 when it came out though, and that's even more depressing

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Roses are red

Fiddles is too "

I want some red roses for a blue lady

Mr Florist take my order please

And if they do the trick

I’ll soon be back to pic

Your best white orchard for our wedding day.

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