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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which would be the first you would eat if you were stranded on an island?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Mystique

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr Mystique

I think a lot of people would pick him

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd only eat some of you Queenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Mystique

I think a lot of people would pick him "

I’m only eating him cause he can’t sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who the most useless is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tricky. It's like asking who is most disposable;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be you pal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That would be you pal "

I’m honoured

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd only eat some of you Queenie

the meaty parts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tricky. It's like asking who is most disposable;-)

Yep

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'd only eat some of you Queenie

the meaty parts?"

Oh yes , arse first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no friends on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I taste awful so I’m not tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no friends on fab.

I don’t now, I’ve just eaten them all

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Which would be the first you would eat if you were stranded on an island?"

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there's enough of me to feed a few people I imagine...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Nobody as I’d already be eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody as I’d already be eaten

You were a bit tough and I’m having trouble digesting you

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mr Monkey. Keep me going for a while!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Nobody as I’d already be eaten

You were a bit tough and I’m having trouble digesting you

So you want me to eat someone being half eaten myself?

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

little little from each one of them and make a mezze platter to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which would be the first you would eat if you were stranded on an island?

You

Aw babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 22:01:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody as I’d already be eaten

You were a bit tough and I’m having trouble digesting you

So you want me to eat someone being half eaten myself?

How are you still tying? I’ve eaten your fingers

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Nobody as I’d already be eaten

You were a bit tough and I’m having trouble digesting you

So you want me to eat someone being half eaten myself?

How are you still tying? I’ve eaten your fingers

That wasn’t my finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t eat anyone, as I’m always saying I’m a bloody pleaser! I’d have to back up my words and be eaten so they’d be happy, haha x

If they start with my ass I could be alive for a while though x Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody as I’d already be eaten

You were a bit tough and I’m having trouble digesting you

So you want me to eat someone being half eaten myself?

How are you still tying? I’ve eaten your fingers

That wasn’t my finger

WHAT....it was very small whatever it was

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’d slice a little bit off each of them and take my time to devour them, whilst still enjoying their company

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Would I be eating them raw or cooked?

If raw or just lightly seasoned and pan fried then I'd choose one of the younger juicy ones.

If I had a big slow cooker one of the older ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would I be eating them raw or cooked?

If raw or just lightly seasoned and pan fried then I'd choose one of the younger juicy ones.

If I had a big slow cooker one of the older ones.

You have a fire, that is all

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Would I be eating them raw or cooked?

If raw or just lightly seasoned and pan fried then I'd choose one of the younger juicy ones.

If I had a big slow cooker one of the older ones.

You have a fire, that is all"

Not even a George Foreman?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Would I be eating them raw or cooked?

If raw or just lightly seasoned and pan fried then I'd choose one of the younger juicy ones.

If I had a big slow cooker one of the older ones.

You have a fire, that is all"

Slow spit roast it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure but probably one of the couples as there would be more to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not going to that island if all you want to do is eat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck, I’d be the one everyone wanted to kill first. But then we couldn’t repopulate the island, although imagine all the lesbian sex that would have to ensue if they all wanted to get their rocks off after they ate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going to that island if all you want to do is eat me "

You're on my friends list but don't worry, there are people I'd before you.

Technical tactics, I'm going by order of most useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going to that island if all you want to do is eat me

You're on my friends list but don't worry, there are people I'd before you.

Technical tactics, I'm going by order of most useless

Phew I’m a bit chewy anyway

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’m not going to that island if all you want to do is eat me "

Just a small slice, you won’t notice

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Myself. Yes, I'm that sad that I'm friends with myself

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Hmmm, define the word eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going to that island if all you want to do is eat me

Just a small slice, you won’t notice

Are you sure

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Would I be eating them raw or cooked?

If raw or just lightly seasoned and pan fried then I'd choose one of the younger juicy ones.

If I had a big slow cooker one of the older ones.

You have a fire, that is all"

Ok, whichever is the slowest runner

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’m not going to that island if all you want to do is eat me

Just a small slice, you won’t notice

Are you sure

I’m sure will just feel a quick pinch and tickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not going to that island if all you want to do is eat me

Just a small slice, you won’t notice

Are you sure

I’m sure will just feel a quick pinch and tickle

I’m sleeping with one eye open

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'd go with Meli because she has very good taste in food, so Meli meat is bound to be flavoured with all that scrumminess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold train as he has disappeared!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd go with Meli because she has very good taste in food, so Meli meat is bound to be flavoured with all that scrumminess "

I love the logic

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Could I not just taste them all first before deciding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how they are marinated...

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The chunkiest one

More meat on the bone

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By *i winkersCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Which would be the first you would eat if you were stranded on an island?"

By eat do you mean sexually or cannibalism

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

No on second thoughts it would have to be Mac

Donald’s in 2nd place

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'd have a bit of every one to be fair

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Which would be the first you would eat if you were stranded on an island?"
myself , plenty of me to go around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer Thunderkiss

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd go with Meli because she has very good taste in food, so Meli meat is bound to be flavoured with all that scrumminess

I love the logic"

This is pure logic. And there's plenty of me so it would be a feast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I haven’t got anyone from the forums on my friends list. Now, it depends if we’re talking ‘eating’ due to survival of the fittest or for pleasure.

Makes a big difference to my sacrificial meal.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

It would be a choice between the two who haven't been online for the longest time................ As I'm not sure they would be missed.......Don't think I'd get a decent meal out of the pair of them though

There are a few I'd like to eat but sadly not on my friends list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would starve because I haven't got any friends

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Hmnnn do I start with the chunkiest one first or save him till last

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d slice a little bit off each of them and take my time to devour them, whilst still enjoying their company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/05/20 05:00:25]"

Bloody hell! He ran for his life, didn't he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which would be the first you would eat if you were stranded on an island?

By eat do you mean sexually or cannibalism "

Cannibalism

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Which would be the first you would eat if you were stranded on an island?

By eat do you mean sexually or cannibalism

Cannibalism "

How are you still alive ?? I thought I'd already eaten you , arse first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which would be the first you would eat if you were stranded on an island?

By eat do you mean sexually or cannibalism

Cannibalism

How are you still alive ?? I thought I'd already eaten you , arse first

I’m a spooky ghost

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Which would be the first you would eat if you were stranded on an island?

By eat do you mean sexually or cannibalism

Cannibalism

How are you still alive ?? I thought I'd already eaten you , arse first

I’m a spooky ghost"

Haunt me anytime

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Any but Not the one that’s a butcher. I’m gonna need him for his skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any but Not the one that’s a butcher. I’m gonna need him for his skills "

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'd go with Meli because she has very good taste in food, so Meli meat is bound to be flavoured with all that scrumminess "

We would eat Lily after she has eaten Meli!

Can you imagine the flavours?! Good lord, I'm drooling here.

Jo.Xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Any but Not the one that’s a butcher. I’m gonna need him for his skills "

* Coughs Quietly *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a ginge stuck on a desert island I may as well sacrifice myself. I’d be cooking anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lacey_Red. I'm sure she's delicious

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Lacey_Red. I'm sure she's delicious

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intrigued, just because there is 2 of them

Logic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Intrigued, just because there is 2 of them

Logic

Your true genius is shining through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busty

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Intrigued, just because there is 2 of them

Logic

I would eat you first, just because we might make it to the end without being eaten if it wasn’t for you and your logic!

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"Would I be eating them raw or cooked?

If raw or just lightly seasoned and pan fried then I'd choose one of the younger juicy ones.

If I had a big slow cooker one of the older ones.

You have a fire, that is all

Slow spit roast it is then "

Slow spit roast always sounds great. But how are you going to cook them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This brings a whole new meaning to having a friend around for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This brings a whole new meaning to having a friend around for dinner."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big fat lassie first...

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Peacheater400

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody as I’d already be eaten

You were a bit tough and I’m having trouble digesting you

“He was a first rate Fab friend, but a third rate second course”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The big fat lassie first...

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The big fat lassie first...

Who?"

All of 'em...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intrigued, just because there is 2 of them

Logic

I would eat you first, just because we might make it to the end without being eaten if it wasn’t for you and your logic!

D."

It seems we've found ourselves in a vicious cycle.

Probably best we avoid this situation all together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lacey_Red. I'm sure she's delicious

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or scared

"Is it too much to ask for both?"

- Tony Stark

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Lacey_Red. I'm sure she's delicious

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or scared

"Is it too much to ask for both?"

- Tony Stark"

Both it is.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My friends list aka lockdown larder has a few juicy candidates

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

It would have to be the tastiest one but not saying who It is

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