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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you was the opposite sex what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat women with respect

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Make a boing video

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Helicopter my willy

Mrs

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By *upersilver88Man
over a year ago

hazelgrove

Put it this way I wouldn’t leave the house and my fingers would be shrivelled like a Prune hahahah

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Make a boing video "

This lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to wank, I want to know what it feels like when a man cums xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash my willy

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Stop fucking nagging (joke)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Treat women with respect"

I would do the exact thing, treat men with manner

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Grow a beard...

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Be incredibly impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick every household object I could find and shove it up my new found pussy

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By *iglittleoneMan
over a year ago

B76 is home


"Helicopter my willy

Mrs"

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Finally see how women are really treated by men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cross my legs at the thigh - I have never been able to do that

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Lock myself in a room and play with my Boobs x

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"If you was the opposite sex what would you do? "

Be critical of grammar

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

wank, wank, wank and try to put it in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the most of my new found talent if selective hearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wank, wank, wank and try to put it in my mouth "

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"wank, wank, wank and try to put it in my mouth "

It’s like licking your elbow... virtually impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long for? As this makes a difference!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long for? As this makes a difference! "

Oh bloody hell, more questions.. lol

Let’s say a day

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere


"Treat women with respect"

Boom mic drop

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"wank, wank, wank and try to put it in my mouth

It’s like licking your elbow... virtually impossible

"

I’m short and imagined I have long cock! I think I can do this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"If you was the opposite sex what would you do? "

Be a total bitch, and shop for shoes.

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Love to have a period and a baby ,(another joke )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long for? As this makes a difference!

Oh bloody hell, more questions.. lol

Let’s say a day "

Ok, get up have a wee standing up then a wank or other way round as I have no idea which should happen first Go out and Land the higher paid job I’ve always wanted and then screw the hottest woman I could find to celebrate. I might finish the night by putting my cock somewhere I shouldn’t!!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Love to have a period and a baby ,(another joke ) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a rabbit and fuck myself silly.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"wank, wank, wank and try to put it in my mouth

It’s like licking your elbow... virtually impossible

I’m short and imagined I have long cock! I think I can do this! "

Haha... been there done that... still didn’t work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love to have a period and a baby ,(another joke ) "

What

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"wank, wank, wank and try to put it in my mouth

It’s like licking your elbow... virtually impossible

I’m short and imagined I have long cock! I think I can do this!

Haha... been there done that... still didn’t work "

But why ruin another’s dream? I had a whole day to juggle

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"wank, wank, wank and try to put it in my mouth

It’s like licking your elbow... virtually impossible

I’m short and imagined I have long cock! I think I can do this!

Haha... been there done that... still didn’t work

But why ruin another’s dream? I had a whole day to juggle "

there’s better things to do than putting your back out in the first 15mins then acting like your gonna die for the remaining 23 hrs 45 mins.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Buy a rabbit and fuck myself silly."

Poor rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take a picture of my willy next to a mars bar..... a fun size mars bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress provocatively and flirt.

Oh and go to a club and dance how only a woman can get away with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set up an OnlyFans account and make myself rich!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drill a good hole in my wall.

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

Stay in the shower a lot longer

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Have BB sex to see how it feels to have hot cum pumped into my pussy,

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy a rabbit and fuck myself silly.

Poor rabbit "

Shall we get the Champaign and leave the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id like to wank, I want to know what it feels like when a man cums xx "

Don’t waste on wanking, when you can actually use it probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to wank, I want to know what it feels like when a man cums xx

Don’t waste on wanking, when you can actually use it probably "

Nah, id rather use my hand and see what it feels like. Id like to squeeze it tight too

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

What can I say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id like to wank, I want to know what it feels like when a man cums xx

Don’t waste on wanking, when you can actually use it probably

Nah, id rather use my hand and see what it feels like. Id like to squeeze it tight too "

Ohhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to wank, I want to know what it feels like when a man cums xx

Don’t waste on wanking, when you can actually use it probably

Nah, id rather use my hand and see what it feels like. Id like to squeeze it tight too

Ohhhhhhhhh"

Really tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become arrogant, entitled, egotistical, after all its all about me me me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Touch my boobs. Look at my boobs. Show off my amazing cleavage in a towel. Jiggle my boobs.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Scratch my balls ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scratch my balls .."

And sniff it?

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"Finally see how women are really treated by men"

They really are as simple as you think they are...

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Just take it as it cums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When dealing with men, remember I am not dealing with creature of emotion, but the creature of logic, creatures not bristling with prejudice and motivated by pride and vanity!

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Wine and dine me

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By *iglittleoneMan
over a year ago

B76 is home

Have lesbian sex

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Find out why women go to the loo in pairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Find out why women go to the loo in pairs "

I know why. To hold each other's knickers as the men have pissed on the toilet floor!

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By *..FirstMan
over a year ago

london


"Id like to wank, I want to know what it feels like when a man cums xx

Don’t waste on wanking, when you can actually use it probably

Nah, id rather use my hand and see what it feels like. Id like to squeeze it tight too

Ohhhhhhhhh

Really tight "

Ohhhhhhhh

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By *..FirstMan
over a year ago

london


"Become arrogant, entitled, egotistical, after all its all about me me me "

This is supposed to be about you becoming the opposite sex.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’d be a right Slut

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Answer faf messages with...yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan that I cant reply to everyone. Then moan that I'm fake because I said no thanks.

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By *eannaTV/TS
over a year ago

Cwmfelifach, nr Newport

Not have to shave my face anymore

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