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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But why, what's your reason not to!

P.S. no harsh feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is too young and I am not a cougar sorry OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got to fix the hyperdrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He cannot accommodate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He cannot accommodate!"

Her heads on upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He cannot accommodate!

Her heads on upside down "

Not sure about consuming frogs together

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"He cannot accommodate!

Her heads on upside down

Not sure about consuming frogs together"
makes me giggle too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He cannot accommodate!

Her heads on upside down

Not sure about consuming frogs togethermakes me giggle too much "

There's no reason I wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He cannot accommodate!

Her heads on upside down

Not sure about consuming frogs togethermakes me giggle too much

There's no reason I wouldn't "

He uses EE... that speaks for itself!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"He cannot accommodate!

Her heads on upside down

Not sure about consuming frogs togethermakes me giggle too much

There's no reason I wouldn't "

Cause he has a red knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He cannot accommodate!

Her heads on upside down

Not sure about consuming frogs togethermakes me giggle too much

There's no reason I wouldn't

Cause he has a red knob "

He's too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He cannot accommodate!

Her heads on upside down

Not sure about consuming frogs togethermakes me giggle too much

There's no reason I wouldn't

Cause he has a red knob

He's too far away "

She’d tell me to bugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wouldn’t have me...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"He cannot accommodate!

Her heads on upside down

Not sure about consuming frogs togethermakes me giggle too much

There's no reason I wouldn't

Cause he has a red knob

He's too far away

She’d tell me to bugger off"

He lives in Norfolk and probably talks funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He cannot accommodate!

Her heads on upside down

Not sure about consuming frogs togethermakes me giggle too much

There's no reason I wouldn't

Cause he has a red knob

He's too far away

She’d tell me to bugger off

He lives in Norfolk and probably talks funny "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wouldn’t have me... "

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"He wouldn’t have me...

"

Nor me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wouldn’t have me...

"

Coronavirus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m grounded

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey


"I’m grounded "

I wouldn’t know what to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m grounded "
lockdown

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By *armelo BrownMan
over a year ago

London

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"But why, what's your reason not to!

P.S. no harsh feelings "

Stopped talking to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But why, what's your reason not to!

P.S. no harsh feelings

Stopped talking to me... "

Straight so wouldn't have me

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Can’t see the pot of gold

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Damn those miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't meet couples anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't meet couples anymore. "

I have boob envy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 21:01:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 21:01:36]"

He moved away!!

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Can’t drive because of lock down

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Boris won’t let me

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"Boris won’t let me "

He is male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accent makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's too old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too skinny

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Too skinny"

Out of my age range unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too old

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

He’s too old ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is he ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So am i

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"So is he ^"

Too many cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So is he ^

Too many cats "

Not enough cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So is he ^

Too many cats

Not enough cats."

She would lose patience with me after 10 min

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"So is he ^

Too many cats

Not enough cats."

Fluctuations in cat quantities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 21:23:11]

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"So is he ^

Too many cats

Not enough cats.

Fluctuations in cat quantities "

He a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So is he ^

Too many cats

Not enough cats.

Fluctuations in cat quantities

He a man"

He's a detective!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So is he ^

Too many cats

Not enough cats.

Fluctuations in cat quantities

He a man

He's a detective!"

He’s not a detective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So is he ^

Too many cats

Not enough cats.

Fluctuations in cat quantities

He a man

He's a detective!

He’s not a detective "

She’s not a guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 21:23:14]

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"So is he ^

Too many cats

Not enough cats.

Fluctuations in cat quantities

He a man

He's a detective!

He’s not a detective

She’s not a guy!"

I'm not a fit guy

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 21:23:14]"

He’s been removed

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

He is nobody

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By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I don't like his hat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like his hat!"

She got a man!!

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"I don't like his hat!"

They like hiking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like his hat!

They like hiking "

Got a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like his hat!

They like hiking "

His cocks too much of a star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like his hat!

They like hiking

His cocks too much of a star"

But he too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But he wears tighty whities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But he wears tighty whities "

They’re in a galaxy far far away

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By *nnnikCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

but ya not my type...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 21:29:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not off to Wembley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not off to Wembley "

He won’t take it up him bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not off to Wembley

He won’t take it up him bum "

He's a no-body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm blocked....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm blocked...."

He's a star wars nerd...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm blocked....

He's a star wars nerd..."

Er, too young (darn it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock down

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

He’s too far away

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Lock down "

He’s in lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not single.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

She’s not really Jessica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s not really Jessica "

He’s toooooooo cheeky

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By *tsjustdMan
over a year ago

london

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s not really Jessica "

Too right.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

She’s too pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too far

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By *tsjustdMan
over a year ago

london


"She’s too pretty "

Anyday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m to tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^ she’s too tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^ we are not compatible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"^^ we are not compatible "

I'm not into ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nor am I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nor am I."

She wont let me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nor am I."

I'm too lazy

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Nor am I.

She wont let me"

His nipples are better than mine

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I can’t get a flight

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I can’t get a flight "

I’m not gay

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I can’t get a flight

I’m not gay "

Not into guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like blue ties!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has funny looking nipples

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Hasn’t got sky q

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I don’t like leopard print

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t like leopard print"

Too young. I like older guys

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t like leopard print

Too young. I like older guys "

She might steel all my dips !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t like leopard print

Too young. I like older guys

She might steel all my dips !"
she might feed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not with Nutella.

It's mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She hogs the Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not Jessicas its mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head like a phone

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Always has his hands in his pants

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By *thwiltsmMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Always has his hands in his pants "

Out of my league

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area


"Always has his hands in his pants

Out of my league "

Just a wee bit out of date for the Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always has his hands in his pants

Out of my league

Just a wee bit out of date for the Mrs "

Are honey bears tame?

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Can’t get anymore roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t get anymore roses "

I prefer Maltesers!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Two red heads would be dangerous together

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey


"Can’t get anymore roses

I prefer Maltesers!"

Too sexy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two red heads would be dangerous together "

She'd eat us alive

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Need to fly to get to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two red heads would be dangerous together

She'd eat us alive"

Out of my league

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By *tarlink12Man
over a year ago

Brighton

He's a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a man! "

He is a boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a man!

He is a boy "
shes not a spider

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

She might be a poisonous spider

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"He's a man!

He is a boy "

Pretty close by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a man!

He is a boy shes not a spider "

I could be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She might be a poisonous spider "

Deadly you won't feel a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She might be a poisonous spider

Deadly you won't feel a thing "

I might die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She might be a poisonous spider

Deadly you won't feel a thing

I might die! "

Women spiders stick together you will be safe with me

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Hate spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate spiders"

Not a believer of the Northern Stars

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Hate spiders"

I'd give the amazing nipples too much attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate spiders

Not a believer of the Northern Stars"

He’s a nobody!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Hate spiders

Not a believer of the Northern Stars

He’s a nobody! "

Her boobs are bigger than mine

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Hate spiders

Not a believer of the Northern Stars

He’s a nobody!

Her boobs are bigger than mine "

She’s already turned me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 23:14:27]"

He disappeared!

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London


"[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 23:14:27]"

...but he's a little too much into the 'strong but silent' typecast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This moves too quick.

Im not a man

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

We would want to rub her the right way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This moves too quick.

Im not a man"

She’s not a man

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps


"This moves too quick.

Im not a man"

Too quick for us too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate spiders

Not a believer of the Northern Stars

He’s a nobody! "

I heard that almost from everyone

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too young "

She looks pretty happy with the teddy bear. I’m not looking to step on toes

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey


"Too young "

I would keep looking at your lovely btm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck in traffic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lockdown prohibits

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm going to McDonald's instead, gona sit on the door step and wait for them to open xxx

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By *opcat89Man
over a year ago

london

I prefer burger King tbh x

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich


"I prefer burger King tbh x"

That's just sloppy stuff in a bun !! And the chips are a bit limp !!!!! X

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