FabSwingers.com forum: First date

By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

Disasters...what's sent you looking for the fire exit to make a hasty escape?

Or was it love/lust at first sight?

Desert to go please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was about 4 stone heavier than his photos and, most importantly, didn't know who radiohead were and said about evanescence "oh I think I might have heard of them, not sure"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had an awful voice..

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"He was about 4 stone heavier than his photos and, most importantly, didn't know who radiohead were and said about evanescence "oh I think I might have heard of them, not sure""

Fire exit is to the left

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"He had an awful voice..

Bit harsh, I had a cold

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"He had an awful voice..

If you leave now Ivy will keep the door open for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an awful voice..

If you leave now Ivy will keep the door open for you

Ivyyyy waaaait for me. Let's go dancing instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an awful voice..

Bit harsh, I had a cold

Well I could tell from your snotty kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an awful voice..

If you leave now Ivy will keep the door open for you

Yep, ditch the dates and have a drink or 10 together

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"He had an awful voice..

If you leave now Ivy will keep the door open for you

Ivyyyy waaaait for me. Let's go dancing instead

A girls night, right up my street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He had an awful voice..

If you leave now Ivy will keep the door open for you

Yep, ditch the dates and have a drink or 10 together

Deal

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"He had an awful voice..

Bit harsh, I had a cold

Well I could tell from your snotty kisses

Sharing is caring, including bodily fluids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was about 4 stone heavier than his photos and, most importantly, didn't know who radiohead were and said about evanescence "oh I think I might have heard of them, not sure""

Evanescence

I wish Rubywoo was still around here.

She was so Amy Lee even Amy Lee couldn’t tell the difference!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"He had an awful voice..

If you leave now Ivy will keep the door open for you

Yep, ditch the dates and have a drink or 10 together

I can tell you'd be a bad influence..I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not been on one, so...

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Still not been on one, so...

Never..well, something to look forward to

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

It was definitely lust at first sight

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

She didn't show up.

Next day I had a text to say she saw me outside and changed her mind.

Never heard from her again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I dated was 1998

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"She didn't show up.

Next day I had a text to say she saw me outside and changed her mind.

Never heard from her again. "

Was it a blind date?

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"It was definitely lust at first sight

Gotta love these

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Last time I dated was 1998

Is that because you've not wanted to?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"She didn't show up.

Next day I had a text to say she saw me outside and changed her mind.

Never heard from her again.

Was it a blind date? "

Nope from the days of dating sites before apps.

Pics were up to date and traded pics etc by email

Cant win them all

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"She didn't show up.

Next day I had a text to say she saw me outside and changed her mind.

Never heard from her again.

Was it a blind date?

Nope from the days of dating sites before apps.

Pics were up to date and traded pics etc by email

Cant win them all

No..can't please everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great meal and banter.....

Go back to my place, she throws up everywhere. I throw her in the shower, clean her up and let her sleep alone in my bed.....

Now she is pregnant and we will be getting married this Month....

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Great meal and banter.....

Go back to my place, she throws up everywhere. I throw her in the shower, clean her up and let her sleep alone in my bed.....

Now she is pregnant and we will be getting married this Month...."

Congrats. funny how things turn out. That's sweet

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Great meal and banter.....

Go back to my place, she throws up everywhere. I throw her in the shower, clean her up and let her sleep alone in my bed.....

Now she is pregnant and we will be getting married this Month...."

Surely a keeper!! Congratulations dude!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still not been on one, so...

Never..well, something to look forward to

Lol, nah, you're good!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I pulled my hamstring, was in pain the whole date, then patted her on the head on the way out. She was short. Not surprisingly she never saw me again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last time I dated was 1998

Is that because you've not wanted to? "

No one asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was about 4 stone heavier than his photos and, most importantly, didn't know who radiohead were and said about evanescence "oh I think I might have heard of them, not sure"

Evanescence

I wish Rubywoo was still around here.

She was so Amy Lee even Amy Lee couldn’t tell the difference!

Amy Lee ?

Dorothy Martin ??

Lzzy Hale ??

Now that would be a fun night out, or in

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

He kept downing pints of water then went to the loo. When he came back he literally sprinted the length of the pub, while shouting to me it was the biggest wee he'd ever done.

I've had some pretty shocking dates, but he was something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one who turned down a meal because she got too nervous on dates to eat, then proceeded to get utterly smashed on cocktails on an empty stomach made for a good story, if nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had some absolute shocking first dates. The worst was probably a guy that picked me up to take me to the Christmas market. I was super excited about it. I got in his car and on the way he pulled over in a lay-by on a quiet country road, got his cock out and tried to kiss me! After explaining that we had different expectations, and I assumed going to the Christmas market meant GOING TO THE CHRISTMAS MARKET, and he obviously interpreted it different, he drove me home in silence. When we got back he said he won’t be rescheduling

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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

This was years ago.. Before I even heard of fab.

I went on a date with a guy who I'd be speaking to for months.

1. We met at a all bar one, he goes we need to go to wetherspoons as I'm not paying for expensive drinks for you all night.

2. Told me to buy my own drink when we got to wetherspoons

3. Asked me if I would have anal sex with him tonight, would not stop asking

5. Then preceeded to lift my dress up at the table whilst standing to go to the toilet

6. Obvs I told him I'm not interested etc got out of there and I drive past the wetherspoons and he has a bird up against the wall and has his hand down h we pants.. It took him 15 minutes to crack on with another girl!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disasters...what's sent you looking for the fire exit to make a hasty escape?

Or was it love/lust at first sight?

Desert to go please

I was in process of divorcing. I went out with one guy twice - nothing to report. Next guy... Oh I was smitten before dessert... Lust soon followed. First guy I fell hook, line and sinker for. Loved his accent (subtle French accent), smelled lovely (even when sweating

), great personality, humour and intellect. With him for 2.5 years - took 9 years to get over him.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The man who turned up at the pub already half cut, told me he doesn't normally date black women but I don't act or sound too black so it was okay, he still found me attractive.

The date lasted about ten minutes before I said it wasn't going to work out and he said yeah, I thought it might not with our cultural differences.

Charmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had some absolute shocking first dates. The worst was probably a guy that picked me up to take me to the Christmas market. I was super excited about it. I got in his car and on the way he pulled over in a lay-by on a quiet country road, got his cock out and tried to kiss me! After explaining that we had different expectations, and I assumed going to the Christmas market meant GOING TO THE CHRISTMAS MARKET, and he obviously interpreted it different, he drove me home in silence. When we got back he said he won’t be rescheduling

What a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you meet him from Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you meet him from Fab?"

No, why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well good morning too you all

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

My biggest disaster was taking a female out for Sunday lunch for a first date only to find out they were a massive racist. I was starving as well so really wanted lunch. Thankfully a relative turned up in the pub at the time so made my excuses to get away. Text them the next day to say never again

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Note to self. Going to the Xmas market doesn’t mean get to your cock out

what an arse he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was absolutely gorgeous, but a bit slow in her thinking. Luckily I had an emergency call from work and had to leave before I finished my dinner. I made sure I paid for her meals, drinks and dessert before I took off!

It's good to have great friends looking out for you!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Never really had dates as a youngster, too many one night stands

Jo is the only girl I have took on a date, and I went all out!! I borrowed a car (didn’t even have a license!) and then I took her pictures! Proper gentlemen I was, no creeping arms or anything

once outside I offered to light her cigarette for her... stupid hairspray!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey. Some of these dates are eye openers. Are they dates or something else??!!

All my dates have thankfully been quite good. I had a very recent one in February which went quite well but much more coy than usual - quite pleasant actually and a nice change.

Who knows what the future holds.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"He was about 4 stone heavier than his photos and, most importantly, didn't know who radiohead were and said about evanescence "oh I think I might have heard of them, not sure"

Fire exit is to the left

For all the Rush fans, should that be

Exit.. Stage Left

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

This brought up some memories I had forgotten about. A guy picked me up and the minute I got in the car it went downhill. He was just way too much. To much sexual innuendo it was so off putting. I got out the car and took myself to the pub to play pool while he sent sorry messages.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"He was about 4 stone heavier than his photos and, most importantly, didn't know who radiohead were and said about evanescence "oh I think I might have heard of them, not sure"

Fire exit is to the left

For all the Rush fans, should that be

Exit.. Stage Left "

What ever left gets you out the building

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Never really had dates as a youngster, too many one night stands

Jo is the only girl I have took on a date, and I went all out!! I borrowed a car (didn’t even have a license!) and then I took her pictures! Proper gentlemen I was, no creeping arms or anything

once outside I offered to light her cigarette for her... stupid hairspray!!

D."

Aww and look at you both now

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Never really had dates as a youngster, too many one night stands

Jo is the only girl I have took on a date, and I went all out!! I borrowed a car (didn’t even have a license!) and then I took her pictures! Proper gentlemen I was, no creeping arms or anything

once outside I offered to light her cigarette for her... stupid hairspray!!

Aww and look at you both now

25 years later

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Never really had dates as a youngster, too many one night stands

Jo is the only girl I have took on a date, and I went all out!! I borrowed a car (didn’t even have a license!) and then I took her pictures! Proper gentlemen I was, no creeping arms or anything

once outside I offered to light her cigarette for her... stupid hairspray!!

Aww and look at you both now

25 years later

D."

25 yrs wow...brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never really had dates as a youngster, too many one night stands

Jo is the only girl I have took on a date, and I went all out!! I borrowed a car (didn’t even have a license!) and then I took her pictures! Proper gentlemen I was, no creeping arms or anything

once outside I offered to light her cigarette for her... stupid hairspray!!

Aww and look at you both now

25 years later

D."

Wow. Congrats. Is it silver jubilee? No woman will tolerate me so long!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Disasters...what's sent you looking for the fire exit to make a hasty escape?

Or was it love/lust at first sight?

Desert to go please

I'm usually the reason my dates head for the fire escape.

If it can go wrong, it will.

If there's a wrong thing to say, I'll say it.

Never order red wine. You won't drink it, but the table or your frock might see plenty of it.

If you look up clusterfuck in the dictionary, there's a picture of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many of these disastrous tales could have been avoided by noticing red flags beforehand

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

She was 45 minutes late, told me very quickly that she didn't fancy me, she was trying to make the change from her usual type of guy. From there it just got worse.

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over a year ago

"He was about 4 stone heavier than his photos and, most importantly, didn't know who radiohead were and said about evanescence "oh I think I might have heard of them, not sure""
sounds like Creep ha

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"She was 45 minutes late, told me very quickly that she didn't fancy me, she was trying to make the change from her usual type of guy. From there it just got worse."

That sounds awful x

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