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3 words you don’t want to hear during sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Darling I’m home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It slipped out!

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By *heFuzzMan
over a year ago

Bucks

Is it in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s for dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s for dinner "

Plant food

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By *ragoniteMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Was that it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey, I'm home!

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

How’s your mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s my nan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crabs for later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next!

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

"Think ive shit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best creeks

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Grimsby smells fishy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

the ceiling needs painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the force

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

My back’s gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Light off please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that hole!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Co, ro, na.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have aids

....... I’m going to hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grimsby smells fishy "

I think your grimsbyist

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh mother, really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad’s better

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Condom came off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's to big

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve had worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Light off please "

Shut the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Change the channel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the ceiling needs painting"
close

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Please stop *Yawn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, over already

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

Your not as good as my last boyfriend

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I didn’t orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that it..?

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By *tarlink12Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Is that sweetcorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want a mint?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It just echoed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss the ring!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where’s the keys

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By *r-and-Mrs-StargazerCouple
over a year ago

West Scotland

That’s my wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire, let's run

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I just shit

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

“This condom again”

“Join in Gran”

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I’m gonna puke..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t slap me

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By *BDYKCouple
over a year ago

Yarm

That's my ear..!!!

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By *BDYKCouple
over a year ago

Yarm

I'm over here..!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck husbands here

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By *litheroevoyeurMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

Have you finished?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops its burst .

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

Is that it?

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I’ve had better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else's name

P

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I just farted

(Seeing P inspired that one )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just farted

(Seeing P inspired that one )"

Followed by nose holding and "no shit Sherlock"

P

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’ve had worse. "

I've had better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It just popped

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Worst fuck ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum’s better!

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

what's the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in?

Where is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not hard lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you?

or

Oh, it's you...

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

How’s yr mother

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I have cream

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm fully dilated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Please marry me

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Std test positive

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By *amantha ABCTV/TS
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Don't fucking stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name now?

Are we related?

Baa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(while reaching into the drawer and pulling out the thickest strap on ever)... Right my go

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

Where is Wally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your brothers bigger

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Call me Mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S'not my finger

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

You're under arrest.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

your dads better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your times up !!

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By *ob jonesMan
over a year ago

Wales

I'm hiv positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defibrillator’s over there !

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By *ob jonesMan
over a year ago

Wales

Your sister wouldn't...

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Light bulbs hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sphincter open!

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Have you cum?"

No

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

teeth are out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

it'll cost you

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By *ewcastlelad9Man
over a year ago

south shields

Babe from a lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hiv positive "

To all the bb who trust strangers saying they clean.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Leave that corpse alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 04/05/20 19:34:25]

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By *..Gibbs...Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Bigger than ya brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s dry skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the police

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Heard of Bobbitt?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Sister was better

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

It's daddy's turn now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have more of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only three inches?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Smell my finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pull my finger

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Is it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love you

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm an alien

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Mind the gap

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Is that it?

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

"It's the police".

(A woman's voice outside, when in a car in the corner of a car park with my first girlfriend under a duvet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its just snapped

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Does it work?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

You want what???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was I great?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Put that where?

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That was awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not contagious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have (insert sti/ d)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss lockdown

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

I cant feel it

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

How old did you say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Darling I’m home

"
you are crap

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Is this Bisto?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Get off me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Now you're mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ceiling needs painting

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Pull down nightie

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

What's that smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some sick people on this thread

My contribution

Who is that?

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By *uffinthemule69Man
over a year ago

leeds

Not you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What just happened

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

NOT THAT HOLE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was bigger

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